/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take her to Discovery Zone.

>>19699592
It’s fun in an ironic way

how old is your date

>>19699597
Just turned thirteen. Hence the taking out finally.

shut the fuck up

>>19699597
She's 29

>>19699592
Kek I'm imagining a rainforest Cafe date now. She'd have to have a pretty offbeat sense of humor for it to go over smoothly

>>19699592
If shes cool then why not? If shes really that picky about where you eat then fuck her shes not someone you want to waste time with. Its about having an experience together and spending time with each other, food is just extra.

>>19699592
I'd say yes...casual, fun, not serious. Positive vibes.

But depends on the girl and her personality of course

>>19699978
Imagine the dust

>>19699592
They're usually packed with children. Would not recommend.

Quints

Hey baby you and me nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

>>19699592
If its a first date its not a good idea

>>19699592
the food sucks. the fish tanks are cool

>>19699999
nnnnnnnice

>>19699592
Do these even exist anymore? I remember going to one in Vegas in the early 00s

>>19699592
it hasn't been worthwhile since leaving first floor of MoA

Which one?
>>19700042
There's like 16 total.

>>19699999
You Dick!

>>19699998
Don't they have a bar?
>>19700042
the old one in chicago that closed down a while back is now being converted into a weed dispensary, I think they are keeping the theme

>>19699999
Based

>>19700042
There's one in Nashville
>>19700073
Yeah they have a bar but they're still always packed with kids

I fucking loved that place as a kid. The Disneyland one.

>>19699592
>is rainforest cafe a nice place to take a date
Yeah, if you are both autistic and like zoo animals and are ok with subpar food

>>19699999
checked

>>19699592
I mean, if she is gonna filter you at least get filtered in the funniest way possible.

I have zero interest in a relationship myself but i usually wait until the second or third date to start pulling my super autismo

>>19699999
OOOOOO

>>19699601
Get It King

>>19700798
>I have zero interest in a relationship myself but i usually wait until the second or third date to start pulling my super autismo
So you do not end your first date by banging the bitch and performing the old dirty sanches on her?

>>19700848
Sure but its after where i loose all interest. I have no intention of finantially supporting used up whores indefinitely until they get bored and thats all a relationship is nowadays

>>19700872
Well, yeah, why the fuck would you continue to date a girl after you did a dirty sanches on her? I would not even let her suck my dick anymore, much less kiss her.

Women are just like condoms, you use them to have sex, fuck them hard, fuck them up the ass and everything, but once you are done you rip her off your cock and throw her directly intO the garbage can, WHICH IS WHERE SHE BELONGS!

>>19699760
It's not like that place is cheap either

>>19700906
Sounds like you've been fucked like a woman a lot in your days

>>19700906
If mutual support and loyalty were part of the equation i'd consider it. Or if i wanted kids, which i don't.

As is, with the women being entitled to everything you have and giving back nothing then there is no point. Might as well just have fuckbuddies who you forget after a while. 80% of all relationships and marriages are ended by the women btw, so pursuing a long term commited relationahip for a man is not an investment at all , is a loosing proposition.

>>19700918
>Sounds like you've been fucked like a woman a lot in your days
Projecting your past unto others is a clear sign of mental illness. Seek professional help anon!

>>19700938
Which is why I married an autist.

>>19699999
Based scriptfag

>>19699592
No, it's loud and the food is bad. I had one in my local mall and I remember when it opened. We went there once and never again.

>>19700073
They make really shitty margaritas, and I think that's it.

https://youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8?si=ONAn5yJnkCPXDDoU

>>19700798
I hope she gets raped. Do you think that would give her "the ick"?

>>19701052
>Script
This board moves at, like, 2 posts a minute when it's busy.
You don't need a script to GET here.

>>19701082
She'll probably end up a millionaire after divorcing some retard. Women always fail up

>>19699601
How old are you

>>19700798
She has the face of those corpses that have mangled faces that mortuaries reconstruct and doll up for open casket funerals.

>>19699999

>>19699999
God bless

>>19699999
Checked

>>19701220
38 come November

>>19699999

>>19699999
observed and knelt before

>>19700798
Why is this even an article

>>19699980
jungles don't get dusty

>>19700906
>dirty sanches
What's with you and this meme

>>19699592
I still remember the smell and musty air inside. Had no idea they were still around since it's such an outdated concept and the food was terrible. The 90s were a long time ago

>>19701805
Yeah you're fine. They're a Disney brand so they're very accepting of age disparity such as yours.

Hahahaha
Yes
You should definitely go there

>>19702053
Stop asking questions. Just consume the screencap and get angry. Do not look at the shitty ESL writing and realise it was written by a third worlder getting paid peanuts to churn out the kind of content which chat-gpt is gonna make from now on.

>>19699999

>>19700042
Some faggot YouTuber when to every one of them like a year ago

https://youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8?si=QUw1urPfY69rY9E5

Help me out here we got a Chuck E Cheese weirdo emergency
>>19702445

>>19699592
No, these days they only let 2 families in at a time, gift shop is usually closed, and if you still decided to wait it's going to take a few hours.

>>19699999
Checked

>>19699999
WITNESSED

Never ask to split the bill with your date if you are a man. Not even one time should you ever do this. Just pay for it. Women are not reasonable people, if you want to keep them around you have to accept that they are like children and you will do things that seem unreasonable for them.

>>19699999

>>19699999
Rainfor99999st Caf99999

>>19700079
Oh shit, fellow Nashville anon?

>>19699592
rainforest cafe..... back when whites ruled the world T__T we need to go back lads, i'm tired of Disney taking away my future via their children's media properties

>>19699999

>>19703492
I lived in Hendersonville until a few months ago

>>19699999
Based beyond belief

>>19703579
Mt Juliet here. Happy trails brother, wherever it is you find yourself now.

>>19699592
Are you going to the Mall of America location? I'm from around there and can comment on that.

>>19699592
if you're both autistic yeah it's perfect

OP, take her to Chuck E Cheese.

>>19699999
checked.

>>19702311
>What's with you and this meme
>meme
I was dead serious though.

>>19699999
teach me senpai

>>19703693
Came here to suggest this, I wonder if it's same OP from the Chuck E Cheese thread or just a coincidence.

I literally have a fear of the rainforest cafe im not even kidding

That shit tramatized me as a kid and theres something so fucking disturbing and unnatural about the restaurant that it chills me to its core. Its one of the most uncomfortable places alive to the point of even seeing OPs pic chilled me. Walking around in a mall or in public and seeing some creepy fake outgoing dark ass plastic place creeps me the fuck out

I dont know how capitalism can take something as beautiful and pretty as a rainforest and turn it into one of the most creepiest things alive

>>19704836
cool story, faggot

>>19704836
you should be forced to sleep in a beautiful and pretty rainforest for three days with no netting.

>>19704624
I'm the OP of this thread and I didn't start that one. I've decided I will take my date to rainforest cafe tomorrow

>>19700798
>leg tattoo + hideous face
xD

>>19705575
Hey man, just wanted to wish you luck on your date, please post and let us know how it went?

>>19700798
>tattoo
trash

>>19699592
if she's a youtube addicted zoomer yes

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>>19705575
So, how did the date go OP?

>>19707632
It's tonight. I'll update the thread after

>>19707791
Awesome, good luck!

>>19704836
Does it make you think of the Coconut Grove fire with all that plastic shit on the ceiling?

I took a tits to there once and it was okay

>>19699592
It's fine as long as your date isn't uptight. The food is passable, it's mainly about the whole aesthetic. I went with my now wife a few years back and she loved it.
You should know the taste of the girl you're going after. Is she cool with Olive Garden?
If yes, she'll probably like Rainforest too. If not, look for something that isn't a chain and in a high price range.

I saw a waitress drop one of those volcano cakes on an entire toddler in a high chair

>>19699592
It was :(

>>19700798
Mids are getting uppity

>>19701056
arguably i ain't finna cap but vegetable oils are worse for you

>>19701226
...

OP here. I ended up taking my date to my local rainforest cafe and it was a great time. We both reminisced about going as kids and she got a kick out of the animatronic alligator next to our table. The food was decent but a bit overpriced, but the manager brought out a complimentary dessert for us which we both enjoyed. We ended up seeing a movie after and she told me she had a fun night. I think my choice of restaurant set the tone for the night

>>19708612
Just not being obese puts her in the anglosphere's top 10 percentile

>>19699594
This.

>>19703693
Check the zip code demographics first lol.

>>19700798
She looks a bit old to be that picky.

>>19709891
It probably works for her and had bo reason not to be. Men are uber simps nowadays

>>19709851

>>19709851
>>19709990
Sounds pretty comfy, probably an ideal date at a 1990s racially-conservative mall where the greatest danger is giving your parents' credit card number at the Sunglass Hut. Hopefully "she" is actually a woman and you are not a serial killer, but hey, it's 2023, we all have to make compromises. If you did kill her and dump the body a dumpster, protip: CSI is 90% kayfabe and a competent lawyer will slice through their "expert testimony" like you sliced through... well, you know. The main point is, how were the french fries? Standard microwaved Sysco slop, or did you get the sense that a wagie was risking his fingertips on a mandolin to endear you to your STD-laden Tinder sweetheart?

>>19709851
I'm glad you had a good time anon. I'll be sure to take my next date to rainforest cafe

>>19700798
This bitch is storing food in her cheeks for later.

>>19700798
She's not impressive enough to pay for more than 3 meals, duh. Silly whore.

>>19700906
Based and whorepilled.

>>19709851
Good show ol' chap, good show!

>>19699592
>ok anonette let me tell you why sopranos is inferior to succession because
>KA-CRASH
>REAAAAAARGH ROAAAAAWR
>and that’s why the best boy was blueballed in the end whereas Tony didn’t get what he deserved

Yes. Not enjoying chicken fingers is a red flag.

>>19709851
The logical next step in your relationship is to take her to Rainforest Cafe again. But not the same one, that would be weird. Take her to all of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-bjpKvIw8

>>19710180

>>19710793
Fucking kek

>>19699744
Don’t. Find a nice restaurant and scout it real quick to make sure it’s got some ambiance

>>19710793
>Tony didn’t get what he deserved
he did, if you rewatch the show you can see all the horrible decisions he made from the start. Tony was a really shit mafia boss

>>19709851
Good job, anon!

>Harambe
Please let your jimmies be unrustled

>>19699594
DZ WERE KIDS WANT TO BE

>>19701226
You're right. She does.

>>19710023
cringe

>>19709851

Chuck E Cheese is a good place to take a girl out on a date. Just give her $40 and let her go wild in the arcade while you get drunk and eat pizza.

>>19711063
Chuck E Cheese would be a fun place to take a brazilian hooker

>>19699978
DAMN. Rainforest Cafe looks like THAT?

>>19710023
This is what a Redditor-at-heart trying to fit in with the cool kids on /pol/ sounds like. Cringe.

>>19711091
>This is what a Redditor-at-heart trying to fit in with the cool kids on /pol/ sounds like. Cringe.
I would say it's more autistic than cringe.
Cringe is taking your daughter to Chuck E Cheese on a date because she had her first period, and you've been so lonely since your wife passed away.

>>19703693
>not taking her to dave & buster

>>19699592
Yes if you're both faggots who like bland microwaved food in a musty hot room while surrounded by a bunch of fake annoying animals

>>19700798
>dating a social media spamming shitbiscuit
>with tattoos

I got the ick

>>19710819
Here is your (you) anon, i appreciate the effort

>>19711099
>I would say it's more autistic than cringe.
Its both.

>>19699592
Is Boston market a nice place to take a date?

>>19713810
Yes. I also like Quiznos for dates

>>19713810
>boston market
I'm ghosting you the second you suggest this
>>19715157
>quiznos
We're getting married

So there's this girl I wanted to ask out, I was gunna take her to Chuck E Cheese, but a bun h of you guys told me that would be weird and to go to Dave & Busters instead, it looks kinda fun but in worried it might be pricey. Now iv seen this thread and I'm all up in he air about where to go. Rainforest cafe looks like a cool and different place to eat, Dave & Busters looks like fun it's basically like Chuck E Cheese.

How many of these threads do we really need?
There should just be one "where should I take a girl to on a date" thread.
If you know her from work, you could invite her to your place and cook her a meal. Make sure to try to figure out what her allergies are beforehand, and don't feed her something she is allergic to.
Also, if she comes to your place, that will make it much easier to put something like rohypnol in her drink.

>>19715186
I think the Shaqs big chicken thread was intended to mock the anon asking about Chuck E Cheese.

>>19699592
It’s okay. Went to the one in Vegas earlier this year. Food kinda sucked. Drinks were mid. Service was fine. The ambience is the best part about it, and they let you keep your cup. My gf also thought it was overpriced and mediocre. I wouldn’t go there again unless it was this a kid because in hindsight it’s kind of fucking obvious that they’re the target demographic.

>>19715338
*unless it’s with a kid

>>19709851
what kino did you see

>>19710819
Perfect, thank you.

>>19699592
Dont know about Rainforest Cafe, but I highly recommend T-Rex Restaurant (not for a date but as an experience).

>>19709851
Good shit anon, I've never been to Rainforest Cafe, but that genuinely sounds like a nice time.

>>19699592
omg omg omg imagine if someone visited every rainforest cafe??? hahaha imagine

>>19699592
Only if you are self aware about it

>>19703492
Oh shit my niggas
I live in Greenbrier.
>>19703579
I go to Indian Lake theatre every other week.
>>19703670
Based.

>>19716142
Have you seen Ja/ck/? I think he lives in that area

>>19699978
>tigers
>rain forest

>>19700798
People have this shit backwards anyway. You should split the bill for the early dates, start pulling out the gentleman routine on date 8+ once she's proven she's worth your time.

>>19709851
>takes girl out
>pays for meal
>pays for movie
>still doesn't get laid

Kek

>>19699592
Is shaqs big chicken a nice place to take a date?

>>19699592
Take her to Mezzí Jeaux's.

What is the point of taking a girl out for dinner and a movie if you aren't going to get laid? If it was just you and your daughter, I could understand it, but not some ho.
Bro, the whole point of giving her a free meal is to bribe her to have sex with you. It's not about establishing an emotional connection or any of that hogwash. I mean, I suppose you could do that while at the restaurant, but now that she knows she can string you along like a sad sack soy boy beta cuck, you will be paying for dinners forever with this ho and you'll never get laid now.

>>19700798
lmao this bitch looking like one of alvin's chipmunks!

>>19699980
Imagine me shaking the vines over your table to get dust all over your food

>>19718326
i lost

Bumping for Chuck E Cheese

>>19701082
Why not give her the -ACK!

>>19699592
colorado chads know whats up

>>19710900
What is he planning to do that requires a restaurant with an ambulance?