/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do you have kids?

It would be kind of weird. You should try Dave n Busters instead

>>19702453
He's dating one. 9 yo boy he makes wear a dress

>>19702453
No
>>19702456
Looks neat, what's the pricing like?

>>19702462
>No
you cant get into a chuck e cheese without having a kid with you.

>>19702445
the one close to me served beer and wine

>>19702578
My date is a kid

>>19702578
Really? How come they have a bar, weird.

>>19702665
They limit customers to 2 standard drinks per adult, it's really just for parents to get away from their kids for a while

>>19702690
Oh, right

>>19702445
Yes

it hurts so much

>>19702445
I unironically had a girl suggest that we went to a chuck e cheese after I got her boba

>>19702933
How old was the girl? Also boba?

>>19702941
like 20? Very autistic and either a chronic liar or had the worst life.
Yeah it's this Asian drink that usually sweat, you can find them in strip malls.

Are you dating a single mother?

>>19703003
No, she's married

>>19702971
Oh okay, I was just curious, yeah it's kinda autistic.

>>19702665
why does a place with parents have a bar? seriously you are asking that?

>>19702445
Try rainforest cafe instead

>>19702445
just go to dave and busters or whatever else barcade that exist in your town.
you can't get into chuck e cheese without a kid.

you could borrow some kid somewhere and pay them 50 bucks to go to chuck e cheese with you and your date.

Bump for autism.

>>19703587
>you can't get into chuck e cheese without a kid
not true. i frequent my local chuck's often for a couple beers and to just lounge

>>19702971
How fat was she?

>>19702445
Only if you're EDP445.

>>19702854
I went to chuck E cheese when I was 19 with my friends. Food was delicious and there were other teenagers who were Asian going at the DDR machine. It's not a bad place and it's not full of children during work hours.

>>19702630
Umm bro you're supposed to put text in the comment field not the image field.

>>19702578
Came here to post this. It's a pedo deterrent, i.e. you have to have your own child so there's a reason for you to be there. I went to my niece's bday party there like 10 years ago and I had to have my sister come up front and sign me in when I arrived because I didn't have any kids at the time.

>>19703681
don't mention that fat retarded nig nogs name ever again

>>19703587
>you could borrow some kid somewhere and pay them 50 bucks to go to chuck e cheese with you and your date.
Well, I have a nephew I'm sure he'd want to come.

Thanks for posting this OP I really needed this boost. It's so fuckin sad it actually makes me feel better about my shitty existence. Thank you.

Bump for interest. Am I the only one who finds OP's question to be a little strange?

>>19702445
Even as a kid I hated Chuck E Cheese and thought it was trashy.
I was there for a friend's birthday party and I remember the food was awful - the pizza tasted like plastic, cardboard, and ketchup. And the playground equipment was super greasy and dirty. I asked my dad to leave early.

>>19702445
This shit gave me nightmares when I was like 7 and I played it during a classmate's birthday party. My parents had to comfort me and tell me that my house wasn't going to burn down

Now I debate whether or not I should join a volunteer firehouse but I'm really busy with grad school work so I'd need to wait till I settle into a steady career when I get my license

Thank you for reading my Chuck E Cheese blog

>>19704224
>Came here to post this
So you came into the thread just to share your experience of being flagged as a pedophile? What a sad fucking life you must have.

>>19705010
This game

I went to one once back in like 2010, it was for a little kids birthday party, the place was packed with adult negros being really loud, climbing on the jungle gyms, hogging all the video games. They were there also for birthday parties but something happened and one group got in a fist fight with the other group. 20-30 adults fighting in the dining area as the white people try to gather their belongings and leave. Someone got stabbed and a few went to their cars to get weapons, the manager locked the doors so we couldn't leave. They were kicking the glass to get out and saying they were going to shoot each other, the police arrived and tried to get things controlled. I read in the news the next day that 9 people were arrested, 2 people for gun possession charges.

>>19705025
Ayo were we suppoz tah use dem food stamps?

Has anyone else ever been on a date to Chuck E Cheese? Or has anyone suggested it to them? What a bizarre phenomenon.

>>19702445
There are plenty of places to take her that will give her crayons and something to color on that would probably be cheaper.

>>19705135
Dare I ask, examples?

>>19705139
Any Midwest diner. They have shit like fish sticks and chicken nuggets.

>>19705247
Bumping for more specific information
And more Chuck E Cheese stories.

>>19706195
>And more Chuck E Cheese stories.
Some bitch got killed at the Chuck E Cheese around here

>>19706199
Dude the Moe I read about Chuck E Cheese the more I have this head cannon of it being a "bad boy dive bar" date option.
Can you feel me?

>>19706209
Chuck E Cheese places have a surprising number of police calls. Some TV station in Florida decided to see whether Chuck E Cheese or area strip clubs had more police calls and Chuck E Cheese had more in a lot of cases.

>>19706213
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/police-receive-more-calls-from-chuck-e-cheeses-than-some-tampa-bay-area-gentlemens-clubs

>>19706199
>>19706209
This >https://youtu.be/xjZRmt0uCYc?si=iTSLBahYS6Busnmu

>>19706213
Well shut boys, this is where we've been goi g wrong, taking girls out to bars and biker clubs. It's all goin down at Chuck E Cheese mo'fo's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6f8GS7Iz0 also Chuck E Cheese is gangster as fuck and has been captured on camera doing the crip walk

>>19706213
>>19706218
lol this story >>19705025 took place at the St. Petersburg Chuck E Cheese location

>>19702634
That'll shut those fucking kids up

>>19704224
What sort of pedophile can't get hold of a kid when he needs one? Sounds like that rule only keeps the incompetent ones out.

>>19707083
Good lord it's real.

>>19702445
yes, assuming your date has refined schadenfreude. chuck e.cheese is a prime location to watch a brawl because most of the costumers think they're renting the entire party area when they're just get a section of it and turn hyper-territorial, plus they sell alcohol in addition to what the adults are already sneaking in.

>>19702854
I'd a Hallee.

>>19702578
it was literally black 20 something's just coming in to play games, and be a problem around children. Then they forced them to bring adults so they just started bringing every single one of there family and now shit e nigs is closed in my area

>>19707437
Typical desu mang

This was only successful because they have cheese in the title.
I love cheese.

>>19705013
pov you're a kid with rich parents. everything costs tokens except a couple games, and this one cost two bucks for a life