/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19669023
https://youtu.be/1LGM82uPuvA?si=Xe2nwOh0qtthQ4FM

right on brother looks righteous

>yes mummy
>i pwomise i'll eat more than just chips this time
>but you have to wrap the meat in bread and then serve it in bread with a side of bread and plain potatoes (and don't try to hide any yucky parsnips in with them this time!) and then drown everything in gravy

>>19669023
Looks sickening, who the fuck wants to eat half a bag of flour's worth of pastry with their meat?
And the carrots look like they were chopped about 5 times each.

>>19669023
If I were a 1700s peasant, that'd look delicious.

>>19669101
>>19669118
>>19669123
Not enough corn syrup or something?

>>19669135
>not enough corn syrup or something?
No, TOO MUCH BREAD. God bongs are dumb.

>>19669135
Not enough green. Too much carbs. I prefer not having chonky shits.

>>19669135
Needs to be from a corporate chain restaurant for JF to like it

>>19669023
remarkable how every time I see something a british "person" eats it looks like prison slop

>>19669143
>>19669145
>Muh carbs
Every generation Americans choose a different food group to irrationally hate. I guess after fat and sugar the newest one is carbohydrates

>>19669167
I don't hate carbs, you dumb fuck. But eating a meal that's 80% carbs is excessive. I need variety. Not all of us want to eat the same brown bread-meat slop every day and ask for seconds.

Even some peas, mushed or otherwise, would be welcomed.

>>19669167
Imagine thinking that you have to be some ketotard to think that a pie inside of a pastry on top of a side of bread with a bunch of fried potatoes is too much carbs. It's just fucking gross and unappealing. Why don't you understand that? Screeching about Americans has no bearing on any of these criticisms either.

>>19669167
Ketotards and american fast food chain enthusiasts ruined this board

>>19669023
Gravy's probably the only thing on that plate with some flavor.

>>19669023
Based. Can't do that in my area. Jealous

>>19669167
Sugar and carbs is gay.

>>19669023
Looks good.
Ignore the rerards who dont get it.

>>19669229
They do be, don't they. They is, they is...

>>19669200
Don't forget /int/ posters

>>19669023
Fookin lush

>>19669023
I like the idea but the execution looks sadly lacking

>>19669182
>a pie inside of a pastry
this invites an obvious question - just what exactly do you think a "pie" is?

>>19669953
>an obvious question
How the fuck is that an "obvious question"? OP literally said it was a slice of steak and ale pie. If anything, the question would be whether or not a yorkshire pudding counts as a pastry.

>>19669200
Without us you be diabetic and high blood pres...oh wait

>>19669023
all English food looks like shit

>>19669959
it's an obvious question because by writing something as profoundly fucking retarded as "a pie inside of a pastry" you would appear to not know what a pie is

>>19669982
>>19669959
oh yeah, you're right, I was wondering why the topper was in such a weird shape
not at my posting best currently, I have a cold
mea culpa

>>19669982
What the fuck are you even trying to say? If the slice of pie in the OP is in fact pie, does it somehow stop being pie because it's inside the yorkshire pudding?

>OP posts his dinner
>retards here seethe
Not everything needs to be a fucking debate, retards. This website is so negative it's pathetic.

>>19669023
Looks good to me, although I would have left out the bread bowl thing. Why is that called yorkshire pudding? To me pudding is like custard or tapioca, that thing is just bread.

>>19669023
proper working man's nosh lad
imagine being the kind of soft-handed poofter who complains about carbs

>>19670553
>the bread bowl thing
It's basically the British version of a dutch baby pancake. "Pudding" historically referred to sausage or similar foods stuffed and cooked in a casing of stomach or intestine. Over time it shifted to refer to various other sweet and savory foods, apparently without much reason. The American use of "pudding" to refer to custard-like foods is an evolution of its later use in English as another word for dessert.

>>19669143
Dont talk to these "people" about food

>>19670001
/ck/ has been little more than fast food threads and shitposts about british food for years now, as if 90% of people here are eating any better

>>19669023
Needs additional sides of rice, polenta, couscous, bulgur, bread and chapati so that OP gets ALL his carbs.

>>19670001
The irrational seethe brownoids have towards Britain is sad

>>19671339
America is essentially a country in its teens, and it's natural for teenagers to harbor some hostility towards their parents.

>>19669023
Proper scran. Don't listen to these johnny foreigners slagging it off, they're only jealous

>>19671339
No its just carb overload. Fish and chips for example, swap the chips with a nice cucumber salad and were talking

>>19669023
Americans ITT:
>Oh NOOOOOOOO a hearty platter of meat, gravy and pastry with some vegetables!!! IM GOING INSAAANNNE!

>>19669023
are they even trying? sure it's a pub but have some self respect mate. if someone brings you potatoes like that you return that shit and ask for your money back

>>19669101
>>19669145
Every single meal doesn't need leafy greens you gay faggot. You could have something like this for dinner and a salad for lunch and you'll be shitting just fine.

>>19669181
>Not all of us want to eat the same brown bread-meat slop every day and ask for seconds
Nobody implied that's a good idea. OP posted one image of one meal and you busted a gut over it.

>>19669182
There is no bread anywhere in that image you sanctimonious retard

>>19669982
He was taking issue with the serving of pie, pastry and all, inside of yet another pastry. His mistake was calling a yorkshire pudding a pastry but you have to be pretty dumb to not know what he meant.

>>19671884
What's the thing right in the middle of the image?

>>19671988
Basically a baked pancake.

>>19671994
Meant in the middle of the plate. To the left of the carrots.

>>19669023
Is that a slice of pie put inside another pastry? Why would someone do that?

>>19672010
They are different types of pastry, so there's a contrasting textural element.

>>19672020

Still kinda weird;is pastry that popular in england?

>>19672057
It's a lot like Midwestern food. Very heavy in carbs, fat and protein because historically it's food for laborers.

>>19669023
This looks like it would taste good, but man, the sun has truly set
F in imageboard for the empire

>>19672057
Pastry is popular in most of Europe but French, Italian, Austrian or Turkish pastry are miles ahead of britbong slop.

>>19672422
central european pastry is overrated crap
just look at the average french or italian breakfast. even more carb heavy than op's pic

>>19672440
>carbs are le bad

>>19672005
Possibly stuffing, possibly some kind of pudding made with oats and suet or some shit. But it quite clearly is not fucking bread.

>>19669023
Top scran guv
I’d luv me some smack barm pey wet

>>19672446
they're not, but a breakfast consisting of simple carbs void of nutrition is objectivly terrible

>>19672465
>possibly stuffing
>possibly some kind of oat loaf
So fucking bread.

>>19669031
>>19669023
https://inv.makerlab.tech/watch?v=P1bKujQj32I

>>19669023
Why did bongs give up on developing new recipes in the middle ages?

>>19672529
neither of those things are bread you pretentious fuckwit

>>19674512
I'll admit I don't fully understand what "pudding" means in bongalize, but if yorkshire pudding - obviously a form of quick bread - counts as a pudding, then a loaf of...pudding...that very clearly resembles bread, made from oats and suet, is also a de facto bread. I also don't know if "stuffing" has some special meaning in olde English, but every stuffing I've ever encountered is literally made from chunks of bread. It's bread. It's all bread. It's bread inside of bread on top of bread with a side of starchy root vegetables.

that beer looks warm

>>19674555
luckily it's not coors light or natty ice so there's nothing to hide by serving it a hair above freezing

>>19671329
Dont knock it until you have tried it. That is fucking incredible sometimes

>>19674554
Bread is baked yorkies is cooked with oil or dripping (roasted). Yorkshire pudding is nothing like bread.

yorkshur puddin is about the most nauseating thing I've ever attempted to consume.
don't understand what bongs were thinking

>>19674554
It isn't bread though, it's some kind of mushy goop. A bit of it turns solid on the edges, like runny eggs, but it definitely isn't bread, and it definitely isn't edible. I assume the only reason it is exists is one of those ancient english traditions like "the king will rape our wives if we don't eat this mush and pretend we like it".

>>19671396
Whom are you quoting? Why display sudden mental illness apropos of nothing?

>>19675057
I don't see how baked pancake batter could possibly be the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten

>>19675064
>this is a pancake
No, it's some kind of vaginal yeast infection.

OI LURV ME YORKIE SLOPP EH LADS!! *dribbles down chin on both sides* 'OW BOUT ANOTHER ROUND LUV *slaps 60-year old 300 "stone" chain smoking crone waitress on her deflated rump*

>>19675066
how observant of you anon, that is indeed not a pancake, which is why I said baked pancake batter instead of calling it a pancake

>>19675070
>*eats yeast infection*
ALLO LADS QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY INNIT? ROUNDA YORKIES ON THE HOUSE!

>>19675072
I hope whatever went wrong in your life to make you like this gets better soon, anon

>>19675075
The only thing that ever went wrong in my life was I tried to eat a "yorkshire pudding". I'd have sooner the chef vomited on my plate.

>>19675078
either there's a hell of a lot more going wrong in your life than you're letting on, or you're so unstable that one of the most mundane foods imaginable could induce this kind of autistic rage
either way, maybe step away from the screen for a few minutes and take a breather

>>19675082
lmao the incredible lengths you have to go to defend eating britslop

>>19675083
it's literally just a dutch baby anon, it's not even exclusive to britain, you're reaching like a motherfucker and you don't seem to realize how obvious it is
go and take care of whatever really got you so butthurt instead of making a clown of yourself

>>19675087
>bong continues to seethe over his runny slop
lmao
keep going

>>19675082
Autism explain almost every culinary opinion on this website
Like the sea of American chain restaurant posts

>>19675082
>>19675087
>actually hyperventilating because your shitty british food got criticised
Lol

>>19675097
I'm convinced Americans don't actually cook. Have never seen a post by one of them not about fast food

>>19675110
The average American eats fast food 1-3 times a week.
45% of Americans in their twenties eat fast food every day according to the CDC

>>19675102
Shitposting about food you've never eaten doesn't qualify as criticism, anon.

>>19675102
>criticised
something here ain't right