/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19673989
That's just bread anon

>>19673991

Let's not. Labor Day is almost over so no one relevant gives a fuck.

>>19673991

>>19674000
>>19673995
Fuck off samefag (for lurkers this retard hates when you cook burgers. Just make a raw meat thread, asshole.)

>>19673991
Is this the infamous smash burger that everyone is laughing about?

>>19674006
>>19674000
>>19673995
Please go samefag in your own thread dude. No one likes you.

>>19674003
>>19674017
Lol. I just want to know why the burger had a tumor-like appendage in >>19673991

>>19673991
>smashed to perfection

Looks overcooked.

>>19674035
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>>19674017
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>>19673995
>retard samefag feels the need to make the thread about themselves and how THEY would cook the burger
Hey man… go post on reddit or kill yourself. Seriously. Really didn’t appreciate your commentary on this thread at any point. You posted 0 images about cooking. Make a tripfag name next… you suck.

>>19674035
>>19674027
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>>19673995
this poster has aids irl

>>19674048
Is this real life?

>>19674048
>>19674056
What can men do against such reckless faggotry?

anon pls melt cheese but i'd eat

>>19674063
>>19674060
No one likes your posts anon. I don't like seeing them, maybe you do but that's not a good sign...
Stop posting on this board you suck.

>>19674084
You can't even cook a burger, you pants shitting retarded faggot. And nobody gives a fuck that you eat ground beef sandwiches, ass clown.

>>19674090
I thought you'd like a raw opinion because you can't cook anything... sorry anon!
Guess I touched a raw nerve there... at least I didn't cook it. Hahahahahaha, just kidding anon you have good taste.
Maybe good is the wrong word, you have taste like a racoon, anything trash that hasn't been cooked right.
Haha okay goodnight folks anon is gonna be upset!

>>19674105
Meds. Now.

>>19674123
Gosh anon I'd love to take this medicine but I'm worried it's not medicine tartare.

>>19674090
Lmao this is the weirdest meltdown I've ever seen on /ck/

>>19674002
>tomato
oh no

>>19673991

>>19674140
>meltdown
Try that with your cheese next time.

>>19674090
have sex, incel

>>19674140
I thought the British guy yesterday who posted the pie inside of the bread bowl on top of a loaf of bread with a side of potato wedges was pretty hilarious, but this is next next level. It's hard to imagine this is anything but trolling, but trolls are too lazy to post OC.

>>19674175
It's probably just a pajeet who can't assimilate into western cuisine

>>19674090
...ESL?

>>19673991
too squished and broken up

end result still looks good though, would eat, i don't mean to brag but i kind of am a big deal i've eaten like 120 burgers in the past month

>>19673995
>The GAYest Of All GAY .gifs
U are an AIDS-Ridden, prancing lala homo man...
Go back to Plebbit.

>>19674018
>>19674013
Fair Fare, anon...8/10

>>19674200
Why are you seething so hard?

This is the second time in as many days that I've seen an epic autistic meltdown, the other being in /hor/ general on /tv/ yesterday. Did labor day put anons in a bad mood or something?

>>19674241
it's just one guy on /ck/ who makes these bad undercooked burgers and takes pics of them on child's plates (pedophile probably)... he comes into other peoples threads and screeches when they cook things properly.

>>19674227
kek! i'm not...you're just another FLEA.

>>19674246
This is the funniest thing I've read all day kek

>>19674305
>>/ck/thread/16969239#p16969353
Check it out.
>>/data/ck/img/0169/69/1636620867166.jpg
>child's plate
>undercooked burger
>multiple handles of liquor (gross)
>pedophile animes
Basically he is the Chris-Chan of /ck/. Waiting for the fatty to troon and rape his mom next.

zero (0) straight men ITT

>>19674311
>>19674305
>>/data/ck/img/0158/09/1616474508368.jpg
They're even less cooked than this usually

>>19674305
>>19674320
>>/data/ck/img/0191/24/1680567525749629.jpg
This is the fat pedo weeb that screeches about cooked food lmao. He's so fat his shadow has to eat too.

>>19674311
>horrifically undercooked burger
>paired with Taco Hell
Fucking why? Mexican food is cheaper and easier to cook. He should have just cooked Mexican food and gotten McDonald's. Also, yes, this looks like some kind of mental illness.

>>19674325
There is some autism happening here if I've ever seen it.

>>19674311
>>19674320
>>19674325
Holy shit pedophiles can't cook

>>19674332
Just look up "tb anon" on the archives.
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/18540563/
Guy will post hundreds of threads where he somehow thinks everyone ITT but him is wrong about raw burgers.
He goes into other people's threads and screeches at them for making well-done burgers and tries to samefag the thread usually. (badly, he's a drunk weeb pedophile)

>>19674348
>>19674347
https://archived.moe/ck/search/image/vywUbksMvzQZ0IOP9t5bPg/
>posts nausea-inducing undercooked raw meat on child's sesame street plate not once, but 5 times
>thinks people want to see that shit
/ck/ is a magical place

https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1693092312009925.jpg
>jerk seasoning seems off
>I think it's the clove
Clove on raw beef. This is the guy saying not to cook your burgers.

>>19674350
>A number of anons seem to be a little confused about how burgers should be cooked
>and seem to think that they need to be cooked “all the way”
fucking lel
>>19674359
He's hitting it with literally anything he can find in his mom's kitchen.

>please overcook your meats
>t. vegan tranny

>>19674366
HE APPROACHES

>>19674362
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/18540563/#18541132
"It’s amazing how unfamiliar you seem to be with this board while still falling into the exact stereotype you’re saying doesn’t exist and virtually parroting the caricature given in the post directly above. I am curious: how much time did you spend scrolling through google images looking for an image of the coarsest ground beef patties you could find?"

>>19674369
>>19674362
https://archived.moe/ck/search/image/GxLJSndYc2ZG8DM5z6fjwQ/
> I ordered a bunch of food and it was like, "hey, you're spending over $15 at Del Taco, you qualify for an extra large order of fries - ya want it?" And I took it.

>>19674362
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/17618105/#17618105
"order enough del taco for them to give me a macho fries for no reason"

https://archived.moe/ck/thread/16847971/#16848012
>I also made a burger.
> Experimenting with lemon, rosemary, smoked mozzarella, goat cheese, and blueberries
>among other things.
Don't cook your burger all the way!!! Add GOAT CHEESE, BLUEBERRIES, LEMON, AND CLOVES, AND SERVE IT RAW.

>>19674377
>In other words, just your run-of-the-mill tsundere.
I can't fucking do this, dude.
>>19674386
maybe the lemon made it burger tartare?

>>19674397
>>19674362
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/18540563/#18551605
>Displaying anime shit in your home would be kind of sad.

>>19674397
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>>19674305
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/14988861
>Do you have any /ck/ related Halloween plans? That don’t involve leaving the house or talking to children? (I have a restraining order against me)

>>19674397
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>>19674241
https://archived.moe/ck/search/text/Taco%20Bell%20-%20for%20good%20measure/

>>19674408
Obviously, I'm not using this board enough because this is fucking hilarious. This is the kind of insanity that needs to be autistically documented.

>>19674417
This dude is an entire content cop video waiting to happen.

>>19674421
If Ian would ever do a content cop again. He doesn't do much after the whole incident with the ghost of kiev.

>>19674421
>>19674417
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/13524774/#13524774
>"another drunken taco bell run, with a burger for good measure "

>>19674431
No, don't get a DUI on the way to Taco Bell. That's the worst way to go.

https://archived.moe/ck/thread/14670198/#14672187
>I don’t eat a lot of junk food these days, but I like to keep a bag of these pepperoncini kettle chips, or maybe some Snyder pretzels, on the nightstand; they’re great for those 5am low-sodium spikes preceding the last smoke of the night before the sun comes up. Maybe it’s just me. I know a lot of people these days underhydrate.

>>19674377
>A child shouldn’t have his heart broken so many times in a single lifetime.
Dude we literally have a /ck/ chris chan holy shit bahah

>>19674444
I thought that line was a little weird! Like, maybe it was really dry sarcasm. I hope he comes back.

>>19674305
Get aids moxyte