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>Be me in the airport with family, 10 years old or so
>Have M&M minis in a picrel tube and am eating them
>Little brother wants some but I say no since he ate his already
>He starts crying
>Alcoholic dad gets mad at me and tells me to give him the tube
>I say no so dad slaps them out of my hand and they go everywhere
>Tells me to pick them all up and put them in the tube so I don't waste food
>Have to scramble and crawl in the ground in front of many people to collect the minis
>Dad buys brother candy
>Brother gives me a look; he knew exactly what he was doing

>> No.19622898

>>19622663
little cunt i hope he has a terrible life
>be me a month ago
>7am hit up the supermarket before work for some grub
>grab a custard tart and look for a discounted coffee drink
>see 50c bottle of coffee marked down from $4 so i pick it up
>buy my items and feel solid about my purchases
>get back to my car and start driving
>crack my beverage open and take a big swig and swallow
>fkn immediately hit with an extremely sour taste
>pull car over and projectile vomit out the window all down my car door and some down the inside
>check the date and its set to expire that day
>call in sick to work at that moment so i can clean my car and sort my life out
>think about going to the supermarket to complain but feel like a retard for trusting a 50c coffee in the first place
>fkd my entire day up couldn’t get the thought of the taste outta my mouth

>> No.19623345

>>19622663
i used to eat the M&Ms fast and then would feel sick as fuck after eating them