/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19605300
Nachos are overrated. Pouring cheese and other ingredients all over the chips makes them soggy. I just make a cheese sauce and dip the chips into it that way the chip is crunchy, and I get as much sauce as I want on eat chip.

>>19605304
Sauce on the side bros rejoice

>>19605300
I don't live at a ballpark

>>19605300
heard that's what they call your mom's pussy

>>19605300
I don't eat goyslop

>>19605300
I can never make a good cheese sauce, i am completely inept at it

>>19605300
I loved those crappy ballpark style nachos when I was a kid, but they’re always underwhelming when I eat them now. Even when I have them at an event it’s just not the same. Doesn’t stop me from buying nacho cheese sauce on occasion though

>ballpark charges you 4 times more for food you can make at home 2 hours later
>doesn't elaborate

>>19605300
>checked
>Made with A Biologically Engineered food product(s)
Late July round tortilla chips, homemade Nacho cheese sauce(I honestly couldn't find anything that wasn't GMO Pozzed,) HERE:
https://www.foxvalleyfoodie.com/how-to-make-nacho-cheese-sauce/
and Japs--sliced in 3/16ths" rounds...
Sad that the JUNK FOOD of the 80s is so fucking TOXIC nao..
It WASN't THEn.
>pic unrelated--Have fun wit it

>>19605402
A Mornay CAN be tricky for a novice.
t. I've been making it since 1982..
Does Velveeta Count as cheese??
Cos I used to use that for my FAke Welsh rarebit(no beer, Xtra Wooster sauce)

>>19605300
I did and it gave me 3am diarrhea.

>>19605481
OOOF!
I know that slidin' into first, feels anon...
SHhhhooooooo...Fuckfuckfuckfuck...Ahhh!! Dammit!

>>19605300
I've searched and can't find the right cheese. ball park nachos are my 2nd favorite food.

>>19605509
>ball park nachos are my 2nd favorite food.
They really were amazing as a sport, skate rink/bowling alley, fair food...
Too bad, who knows WHEN, they got pozzed with all kinds of toxic shit.
It didn't use to suck.

>>19605300
interest

>>19605611
>checked
FAIR...
They aren't THAT great./

>>19605509
Just go steal it from 7/11. The pajeet at the register will be too busy beating up a youth stealing cigs from him

>>19605300
These are my nacho cheese sauce options at my grocery store :(
I don't think the ballpark uses any of these, and the cheese makes all the difference.

>>19605627
It's typically a #10 can of Rico's from what I've seen, That shit was CASH in the late 90s, but sadly, it's sneeded nao.
Make your own, it's EASY.

>>19605300
One time at a hockey game, during half time chuck a puck someone from the bleachers hit my nachos and cheese went all over this old ladies back. They got up and left.

>>19605304
same
picrel is homemade southwest eggrolls, white cheddar, pickled jalapeno cheese sauce and some chips

>>19605334
Good man..
READ THEM FOOOKIN' LABELS!!
Utopia

https://youtu.be/WyIXO4IVz_c?list=PL_jIDr2tZiuRHlp-bLwYNgWaFAp6dR7_Y&t=1151

https://youtu.be/8paeqlO98pM?list=PL_jIDr2tZiuRHlp-bLwYNgWaFAp6dR7_Y&t=702

https://youtu.be/NgNvdylEceM?list=PL_jIDr2tZiuTbX0eeNBacb4J-GkQ3bOXC&t=2009

https://youtu.be/5oC2NyGakNQ?list=PL_jIDr2tZiuTbX0eeNBacb4J-GkQ3bOXC&t=2635

>>19605646
I...I'm...Imma hafta...UUUUUUHNGHGGHG!

>>19605402
just make a roux 3tbsp butter/flour on medium heat, reduce heat to low and add 1 cup of milk and stir until it forms a bechamel sauce then slowly add in 8oz of cheese (no pre shredded) and stir continuously until melted
BAM!!! cheese sauce

>>19605461
>Does Velveeta Count as cheese??
no it's illegal to call velveeta cheese in America

>>19605682
This is it..
> (no pre shredded)
BASED
In this regard...I FAIL.
I use shredded from the store sometimes..
I have 3 different box graters and a microplane and food processor too..
OOOF!

>>19605627
you gotta make your own with sodium citrate, cheddar/Colby/pepper jack and milk

>>19605690
>it's illegal to call velveeta cheese in America
Are you pulling my leg?
I LIVE in Amerilard.
Real cheese isn't hard to find at all, and yes, American cheese IS cheese. But... Raelly?
>contains things to make a soft cheese SHELF STABLE
The French are within their rights to LAUGH at that.
We put all our cheeses in body bags.

>>19605706
KEK!
Holy shit You REALLY did that!
Yes, REAL,(and often HIGH QUALITY,) gov't cheese.
~Also~
BASED ALDIs shopper...

>>19605627
>La Preferida any of that shit
TASTES LIKE BUTTER NOW
ITS FUCKING NASTY
I still have a can that I refuse to fucking open
long gone are the days of actual ballpark nacho cheese, unless you want to get the hot cheese pump or dispenser to others

>>19605733
>checking that..
GONE are the days of unPOZZED junk food...

>>19605710
American cheese is real and legally cheese
kraft singles are not American cheese nor legally cheese

>>19605300
>>19605304
melted imitation cheese product on chips =/= nachos
nachos implies fried meat, beans, actual cheese, salsa, guac, sour cream, olives, the lot

>>19605785
guac shouldn't be on nachos and to my dismay neither should lettuce

>>19605785
>fried meat, beans, actual cheese, salsa, guac, sour cream, olives
that's a taco salad, not nachos

>>19605733
Everything tastes like butter and msg now. YouTube chefs shilled the idea that boomers were afraid of these ingredients for fake reasons and now everyone thinks its okay to put nauseating amounts of both in everything.

>>19605300
I prefer ball field nachos

>>19605785
>melted imitation cheese product on chips =/= nachos
that still fucks and you know it
I could have every last penny in the world and I'd still want water park/movie theater nachos

>>19605767
I don't doubt it..
REAL American cheese only goes to WIC recipients, and truly is A collection of mid to HIGH caliber cheeses.
I had a WIC recipient roommate once, when I was playing Jack Tripper in my early 20s...That, and the peanut butter was fucking HIGH QUAL.

>>19605796
I've raped "Worse"

>>19605300
>ballpark nachos
>at home
impossible, you can't get in a drunk bathroom fight or watch grown adults trample someone over a foul ball at home

nothing is stopping me

I just melt cheese on chips in the microwave. Leftover taco meat? Throw it on there. Sour cream, hot sauce, and maybe some lettuce. Perfect drunk snack

>>19605402
It’s not too hard, but everyone suggesting a roux or mornay sauce base is fucking retarded. Not that you can’t make a good cheese sauce like that, you can, but it’s not going to be anything like nacho cheese. Take a few tablespoons of brine from some pickled jalapeños, dissolve a teaspoon of sodium citrate in it, then melt in roughly equal parts cheddar and Monterey Jack.

>>19608023
you must be 40 years old

>>19608287
Im gonna need pics before i do that, jalapeno brine sounds dubious

>>19608617
Without pickled jalapeno juice it's not "nacho cheese". It's just cheese sauce.

>>19608636
Fact.

>>19605300
The express written consent of Major League Baseball

>>19605627

mrs renfros is pretty good but way too expensive. making your own cheese sauce is the way to go.

>>19605300
Dignity.

its one those thats filled with nostalgia, and headaches from all the sodium.

I'd rather not revisit this food item. Cheese is so fucking unhealthy for you anyways, I always feel shitty after eating cheese.

>>19605674
>>19605897
This is the first forced meme I kinda like.

>>19605300
I don't live in a ballpark. If they're not made at one then they're not ballpark nachos.

>>19605300
I don't like that processed cheese wiz

How about you try my ballbag nachos?

Me and poompa

>>19605300
Nothing. grab a chip dive in

test

nigger

>>19612196
those are NOT ball park style or even anywhere close.

Ball park , pigs in a blanket

I love nacho cheese and chili dogs and chips
This still works great

the man with the gun in the corner

Scroompa btfo

>>19605785
>t. Gringo mutt trying to be (((authentic)))

>>19613484
fuck no
authentic mexican food is pure slop

>>19605300
Nothing, faggot, now I gotta go make some. Thanks a fuckton! I just brushed my teeth!

>>19615351
I'll brush your testicles