/ck/ - Food & Cooking

the authentic indian experience

>>19593132
to be fair salmon and sweet potato do go together very well

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>>19593132
jesus man if you're really going to post tiktoks don't cut it off halfway

>>19593132
this made my anxiety spike and I had to make sure I wasn't accidentally on /b/

>>19593125

>>19593170
kys

>>19593168
oh man, china is such a shithole

>>19593189
Yeah they shouldnt learn to cook until they are adults.

>>19593149
>We had a doctor come up with a menu that keeps you from shitting the bed after your rectum gets blown out from being rutted by your gay lover
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
I laugh every time.

>>19593149
>We want to thank our advisors and partners:
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
>Psyop

>>19593125
I know how all of these people voted

>>19593209
yeah, because you can't see that china is one big ghetto, with kiddnaped force labour children doing this shit for staged "viral video #4452323"

>>19593156
from what

>>19593125
How much does finger chocolate like this cost?

>>19593278
Too much.

>>19593132
This video makes me feel anxious, Is not her knife technique, is something about the movement

>>19593151
>>19593303
It's only 1/5 the full thing. She even has it sped up so she could fit the whole thing on tiktok. the whole thing wouldn't fit on 4chan. it's weird because the speed is off and she's using a dull knife.

>>19593132
was waiting for her to chop off her finger, disappointed.

>>19593424
average american

Terrible thread. Delete it and start over.

>>19593182
>ok kids, we either afford for plates or food, which do you choose?

>>19593424
typical american interracial relationship

>>19593453
that must turn into a loot of poop

>>19593460
uh... they're not going to pluck the feathers or gut it? Just gonna roast it until its stomach and intestines burst from the inside?

>>19593403
>>19593422
>>19593426
>>19593428
>>19593434
>>19593460
>>19593469
so this is what they meant when they say white people food is bland

>>19593428
is this what ratatouille is

>>19593403
>Saar pls cum for kebop

>>19593453
why are there so many bulimics on the internet

>>19593453
>>19593456
I wish I was her toilet

>>19593462
woah

>>19593475
anon i think they are chinee

>>19593182
Nigpano, everyone

>>19593271
her hand position, her poor knife skills, her probably-dull-as-a-popsicle-stick knife, her lack of focus. I was waiting for her to just slice off a digit.

someone post brazilian trash-fired pizza

>>19593475
>he doesn't stew his roast pigeon in its own guts
imperialists have zero taste

>>19593560
guess I'm not a fan of the flavor of bird poop, sorry

>>19593475
do wypeepo really unseason their pigeon before roasting??

>>19593575
The pigeon shart gives it an umami flavor

>>19593475
I'm guessing they didn't actually eat it.
This seems more like spite or revenge if anything.

>>19593554
that's a jew

Why do you faggots always post the worse shit that humanity has to offer?
I fucking hate you, faggots.

>>19593462
Now do it with one with toppings

>>19593601
I think this is more your speed then

>>19593601
Webm threads have gotten really bad in the past few years. They used to be the best thread on /ck/. I don't know what happened.

>>19593434
at least they have plates to keep their rice and diarrhoea off the floor so they can eat it with their bare hands they haven't washed in six months

>>19593484
Is that the restaurant where they treat you so mean?

>>19593609

>>19593604
Their uniforms and helmets are wrong if they are supposed to be Americans

>>19593608
Posting disgusting/retarded shit nets more (You)s.

>>19593614
I looked up the source before, apparently they guy refused to be seated at the bar even though he was by himself. Then he asked for extra parmesan and she did that.

>>19593622
Most of them have 0 to 1 reply on average, so apparently fucking not.

>>19593623
but why was he filming?

>>19593484
Would pay extra for her to do this

>>19593641
Cause he's an obnoxious loser with nothing better to do than waste people's time and antagonize them. He was probably he could catch them kicking him out on video.

>>19593623

>>19593653
>reddit eating that cupcake like the manchild he is.
still a good looking burger though.

>>19593653
I hate that disney now owns literally every franchise and waters all of them down to boring generic bullshit.

>>19593168
I see no problem with this. Looks like how I make omelet scramble.

>>19593182
Mmm, black slop!

>>19593460
imagine the smell
burnt feathers and flying rat meat

>>19593481
Grim.

>>19593587
I'm from New England and we had jello salad at events and parties

>>19593456
not really
its that disease where their body can only absorb like 5% of the nutrients from the food they eat, so most of it just comes right back out as-is

>>19593758
That's several diseases. That's Crohns Disease, which I have. I could eat like that and not gain a pound. I hate eating though and try not to do it.

>>19593601
>why do you think a shit bait-post board only posts shit bait-posts?
really?

>>19593749
>shoot water on a grease fire in a fire education video
lol

>>19593182
SOVL

>>19593125
So this webm gets posted here often, and non-white people and generally poor people look at it and go "oh man do white people really???? XD XD XD XD "
like these people >>19593266 >>19593278

But it's a Colombian restaurant called El Cielo and it's a fine dining restaurant with a Michelin star.

https://guide.michelin.com/us/en/district-of-columbia/washington-dc/restaurant/elcielo-d-c

https://www.theworlds50best.com/latinamerica/en/the-list/el-cielo.html

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/huTTnmYumt4

They have this chocolate on hands thing as just bait for influencers to post about it on social media but the rest of the food they serve is legitimately impressive. But I don't expect autists on this site to see past "OMG LMAO CHOCOLATE ON HANDS? WIPIPO BE LIKE"

>>19593887
colombians are white goldberg

>>19593476
This dudes face is always flush as fuck.
Does his heart not work?

>>19593836
Yes, like the other things in the video it's showing what not to do. You're braindead.

>>19593897
No you're not

>>19593434
Damn that looks extremely sanitary for india

>>19593484
If she used her foot it would pay hoof money

why did these threads turn into retards posting ragebait only?

>>19593132
The dumb animal is not even gonna peel those sweet potatoes huh

>>19593759
>I hate eating though and try not to do it
Average /ck/ poster

>>19593887
>Michelin star.

Sounds ridiculous. Who is behind these ratings?

>>19593887
lol what a massive fucking faggot you are

>>19593994
why is it ridiculous?

>>19593434
Huge improvement compared to spooning out the food on to the ground with their hand.

>>19593453
She was told there are kids starving in Africa.

>>19593132
probably Barbie movie instead of party movie
L for AI

>>19593266
Kek

>>19593125

the dipping sauce makes it all okay

>>19593125

>>19593182
I'm more disturbed by whatever fucked up eldritch pacifier that baby has in it's mouth

>>19593692
They don't own mario

>>19594052
Fucking lmao

>>19593623
He is the customer. If they have a free booth and he wants to sit a booth, why is it a problem? Not everyone wants to be sat at a crowded bar touching elbows with a bunch of fat old men sitting next to them while there is loud sportsball blaring on the TV and the smell of alcohol wafting into your nose every few seconds. Fuck off and die retard. Hope that miserable cunt lost her job assuming it wasn't some staged shit.

>>19594052
>>19594107
>mutt "humor"

>>19593517
would

>>19593604
>cook normal steak
>top it with 3 dollar gold leaf
>upcharge 1000-2000%
>do it up with all this cringe shit to try and justify the price
Fine dining is an absolute fucking joke.

>>19594113
It's not a burger commercial

>>19594112
so how did her skin flakes taste you woman-brained retard?

>>19593168
Based Chinaman teaching his son to cook.

>>19593174
I would totally eat this. On another not
>Cooks with chopsticks
>Eats with fork

>>19594170
Fuck off yuropoor. That wasn't evening it was bright as fuck out and there were other empty booths and tables in the webm. The restaurant wasn't packed or denying a family a booth because a single person was there. Here in America you have the freedom to sit wherever you damn well please. Now go kill yourself.

>>19593971
/ck/ is full of Zoomers and Americans.

>>19593623
>>19594112
>Free booth
There's about 5 free booths in the video and only about 4 customers.

>>19593156
Me too - I was sure she was going to lose a finger joint or two. That said, with a knife as blunt as that, she was probably safe.

>>19593174
So this is American food, huh?

>>19593460
My neighbours keep feeding pigeons and now a flock gather in my area and on my roof

>>19593434
They're spilling it everywhere fucking idiots

>>19594262
They are fairly good in soup. Used to be given disease weakened people to strengthen them back. You just have to cook the shit out of it, its a rat with wings full with every disese known to man.

>>19593907
He is blushing because he is making an embarrassment of himself on video

>>19593476
Isn't this dude dying of jaundice

>>19593189
If only that was an African American dad teaching his two young sons to fist fight instead.

>>19593749
definitely overfilled but what could you do to prevent this?

>>19594286
Jaundice nuts

>>19593132
isn't that knife completely blunt?

>>19593182

>>19594488
Man, I'm not American but I think you're supposed to do that outside.

>>19593132
Unlike her, I identify as a professional chopper.

>>19593156
>>19593303
>>19593410

>>19593428
why dont they at least skin them what the fuck is wrong with those people.

No ja/ck?

>>19593482
no one even brought up the meme and yboi still gets triggered from it

>>19593182
they wuz kangz n sheeyit

>>19594535
>tfw no autistic chop gf to cook with
why even live

>>19593261
No, it's worse than that, it's a menu so that you don't get shit on your dick when you go balls deep in their ass.

>>19593125

>>19594830
only white people could concoct something as vile as this

>>19593482
>Dipping sauce? Raw scrambled egg
I dunno about this part bros

>>19593554
Unironically one of the least offensive webm's in this thread. Here, have a BAD one.

>>19593653
>princess peach's cupcake
>not in the shape of her anus

Missed opportunity Nintendo.

>>19593125
I've been to some great Michelin restaurants and none did this gimmicky shit. I'd be having a fit if I paid for this.

>>19594830
Didn't steveo make an omelet by eating the ingredients and puking it up into a pan?

>>19594850
the heat of the meat cooks the egg

>>19594830
I would pay good money for food prepared like this by a cute girl

>>19593132
Good on her, at least she’s cooking. So many women ‘can’t’.

This one gets me everytime

>>19594115
That is not fine dining. I could find you restaurants probably triple as expensive as that one where you have to reserve several months in advance.

>>19594953
wtf I hate white people now

>>19594115
That isn't fine dining. It's salt bae tier shit for black people.

>>19593531
It was New York, apparently.

>>19594333
Start the turkey in cold oil. Watch it. If it starts to look like it’s gonna bubble over, turn it off. Turn it back on once it’s stopped bubbling. Basically what you’re trying to do is evaporate most of the water from the turkey before you can even begin to start frying it.

>>19593134
kek

>>19594527
>10 cups of food
>1tsp cumin

Do white people really

>>19594333

By not doing it near your house and out in the yard for starters. Alton brown has a good video on it

bad knife skills webms should be a bannable offense

>>19594333
By doing it out in the open, on concrete, and NOT surrounded by walls for a start.

>>19593149
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
Lost

>>19594333
Throw the turkey in the pot before you unwrap it. Fill it with water until the turkey is covered. Remove the turkey and make note of how much water is left in the pot. This is how much oil you need.

>>19595022
garlic cumin and onions
your reaching really hard

>>19593554
this actually tastes good but the swarthies in this thread don't get it

>>19595161
It’s literally just regular jello, but instead of slices of fruit like kiwi apple pineapple strawberry or banana
they added a ton of cream and marshmallow — there’s no connection to actual food other than the cream added, also the presentation sucks

>>19594036
you tellin me my cocaine has gasoline and cement powder in it

>>19593428
>>19593460
dystopia cookbook

>>19594333
use an oven

>>19595114
hey, I’ve heard rumours of the admins of 4chan being lgbt, also I noticed the webm of that makes lgbt infomercial that seems at first to be pro lgbt food guide for sodomy but also makes a normal person recoil in disgust/ hehe at how truly strange this ideology is. Now of course the video is so blaringly disgusting and vile and says formulated by Dr. Evan Goldberg, so it could be just artificially synthesized propaganda from someone who is pushing an agenda and benefits from riling up people up against the lgbt movement. it wasn’t overtly /pol/ and was clearly /ck/ related, so is it true the jannies are biased and curating comments? propaganda is bad from any side, but i think it’s against a jannies job to censor that on a site like 4chan

>>19594204
Ever think that maybe there are more behind him?

>>19593887
>dumb tiktok bait food is okay because muh critical acclaim
peak goy

>>19593982
enjoy your nutrient deficiencies

>>19593623
you made this up entirely, and it’s not even plausible
look at her expression— it’s visible
because she’s being recorded
because it’s scripted— second she has no fear of any sort of repercussions (from the customer or manager) for it, because she knows there isn’t one because it’s scripted. If it was real she’d throw the pizza down disrespectfully, look unstable and frantic plus she’d give him a nasty look during and after scratching her arm

>>19595133
2 seconds and i knew it was kay.
how's she doing lately?

>>19593481
dios mio... el ogro de las americas

>>19593554
is that aunt myrtha's party salad ?

>>19593156
Says a lot about you and your knife skills if you think that was bad.

>>19593982
>The retard here gets rid of the skin
lmfao what a retard you are. This is a board for people that like to cook. Go elsewhere.

>>19595351
giwtwm

>>19595396
how does he get in?

>>19593403
the fuck is mutahar doing

>>19593424
that was oddly charming

>>19593482
i love this show so much. "solitary gourmet". you won't be sorry

>>19595396
Every morning I eat an egg and think of him. Simplicity & Perfection. Simple as.

Fresh from futaba channel. India does the needful and solves world hunger, fixes poo in street problem in one fell swoop

>>19593182
American cuisine is so sad.

>>19593476

>>19593182
>>19594488
Europe man here. Why they don't use plates?

>>19595755
An interesting story about that

>ganges is absolutely disgusting
>india government comes up with plan to fix it
>spend millions breeding turtles that can eat literally any flesh or excrement and can breed with each other
>government officials dump turtles into the ganges
>watch in horror as indians jump into the ganges to catch the multi-million dollar turtles to eat

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/indias-government-once-released-25000-flesh-eating-turtles-ganges-river-180953384/

>>19593168
Better cook than 90% of /ck.

>>19594922
Same. Fuck me the second is just pure gold.

>>19595755
Higher res. All the videos on futaba are mp4 so i gotta convert

>>19595022
cumin is extremely strong retard

>>19595806
Here's another one from futaba that is related to your post

>>19595803
People think acting like you are still poor is "SOVL"

>>19595872
So why they can't eat from the cooking pot? This is just strange.

>>19593428
I love rodents and hate ch***** but this is so adorable idk why

>>19593887
Just because it's third world country shit with third world people doesn't excuse it from being one of the most retarded restaurant 'ideas' I've seen, in fact nothing does. Fuck you and your virtue signaling.

>>19595806
india should be range banned from both the internet and the planet

>>19595883
SOVL

>>19593651
This but if she was a Draenei and it was her pits instead

>>19595889
You know, I heard about our European tradition. When you have a whole bread, you shouldn't cut it. We respect bread, so we should tear it with hands. Is it strange?

>>19593653
>fructose cream soda
>fire safflower oil spaghetti
>seed oil burger
>pirhana plant oil
>stevia cupcake
>high fructose tiramisu
>mt canola cake

>>19594535
Impressive, especially with her crossed eyes.

>>19595895
Does the bread spill juices everywhere
Is the bread resting on top of newspaper that was thrown into your front door that same morning?

>>19595903
no we buy it in the shop or bakery

>>19593422
the heat from the road cooks the noodle

>>19593403
This whole time I thought he was cutting it with his toenail

>>19593987
because he has Chrons Disease

>>19593476
Lynchian

>>19595993
i dont think you know what that means, anon

>>19593554
Watergate salad? It's tasty, my grandma makes this for Christmas sometimes

>>19594921
and even fewer men "can"

>>19593686
>reddit eating
my boomer teacher in 2nd grade taught us this and I never understood it because the cupcakes just fall apart faster

>>19594187
well yeah its a teflon pan. chopsticks wont fuck it up but a fork would. you retarded or something?

>>19593836
have you recently suffered a head injury?

>>19596020
Jesus Christ I didn't come to this thread to cry

>>19593460
>Feathers
>Bowels full of cooked shit

>>19595975
Imagine

>>19594097
That's food dude, looks like yoghurt.

>>19593481
how do these people not look at the video they just made and think "god I hope nobody ever sees this ever". are they incapable of shame? this is disgusting and pathetic

>>19595934
is he not

>>19593887
>"OMG LMAO CHOCOLATE ON HANDS? WIPIPO BE LIKE"
I can see how anybody would be incredulous because that is the stupidest shit I have ever seen.

>>19595161
>dumping a bunch of sugar syrup together tastes good
Wild stuff. No one thinks that would taste bad, it's just like a toddler's invention.

>>19595975

Does someone have that webm of that guy who looks like he's gonna jizz himself when saltbae presents him with a steak?

>>19594841
seems indian

>>19596291

>>19596291
>that guy
/sp/let

>>19594953
That chicken curry looks pitiful

>>19595963
average iron maiden enjoyer

>>19595466
Getting in isn't the problem.

>>19593132
Must not taste too good, she looks anorexic

>>19596463
those arms do not look like those of an anorexic.
pic rel is what anorexic arms would look like. the woman in that video is fit.

>Must not taste too good, she looks anorexic

>>19594333
1) Turn off the element before you dunk the bird
2) Fill the pot with water instead of oil and fill the bird to see how much water it displaces. Fill your oil to that mark before you cook it.
3) Never cook a bird near any structure

There. That solves basically all your problems.

>>19596469
why u no eat anon?

>>19594830
I've done this before.
Works nicely. Wouldn't serve it to other people.
But honestly, as long as you're not trying to cut raw meat with your teeth, what difference does it make?
You're cooking all that shit anyway.

>>19593653
Damn, they somehow look like the least likable people on the internet. Would totally eat those burgers and fries though.

>>19596227
There’s a knife in between his toes anon, it’s hard to see

>>19593176
Lost. Holy shit

>>19593496
underrated quip

>>19593836
I think I know who made that video...

>>19595803
family tradition

>>19596504
Same lol

>>19595803
>yurop is the only place that uses plates and the only place that would inhabit people confused by niggers eating off a counter top.
why is /ck/ like this? And it's always been like this, too.
>europe man here. How does he get out of the egg shack?
>europe man here, why does jack stick his tounge out like that?

>>19594333
People inexperienced with deep frying always make the oil nuclear fucking hot because they think it needs to be at a rolling boil like water.
At 350F it should just be shimmering on the surface, while slightly increasing in volume and becoming less viscous compared to when it was cold, that's it.

>>19593616
*Hygienic

>>19596561
Lost what?

>>19596091
Try not being a lil bitch

>>19596945
the game, which you are now aware of

>>19593182
Unlike many other such videos, there's no buildup and you don't need to wait to see something black and stupid.

>>19593266
Where's the food and cooking in this post? Can anyone help me find the Food And Cooking here? I'm not sure where it is!

>>19596203
You're not allowed to shameshame anyone anymore.

>>19593125
How about you pour it directly into the bowl and get me a fucking spoon, Pedro.

>>19596022
Not true.

>>19595803
Louisiana crawdad boil tradition, supposed to be done outside though. You get a whole fuckload of people there at the boil, get bigass pots of crawdads with taters and corn and bigass packets of spice, boil that shit up and dump it onto picnic tables with newspaper on em.

He's doing it inside because nigs gonna nig.

>>19593168
Holy shit, egg fried rice from a 3-4 year old. So easy a kid could do it.

>>19594273
They are feeding the poor, and there are LOTS of them to get to. They can't be wasting time, hot food does not stay hot.

>>19597012
why are you upset

>>19593692
thats at univerasl you retarded shit

>>19596291
>that guy
I don't even like Argentina but come on man

>>19595867
sea turdle

>>19595975
Why did thus make me so throbbingly erect? Im going for a long walk to calm down

>>19597332
Nice.

>>19597334
Make that long walk off of a short pier.

>>19593125

>>19594036
let the battery acid do the work

>>19595969
this kills the italian.

>>19594535
>I identify as a professional chopper.
all it takes is a sharp knife

>>19593476
it's not the meat, it's not even the sink, it's always the brick of cold butter that skeeves me the fuck out. love yourself enough to melt some butter.

>>19593460
This is easily the worst I've seen

>>19595803
You're supposed to do it with crawfish as a party/get together sort of thing, these retards aren't draining the liquid for some reason

>>19593550
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>19597234
the vast majority of americans arent interested in your dogshit sport, they're not gonna a clue who he is

>>19596393
Even sports fans aren't guaranteed to know Maradona if they're under the age of 50, man.

>>19593182
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>>19595975
these "people"deserve death

>>19593125
I would mace that guy right away

>>19593523
her low seed oil light came on

>>19595806
Fucking lol. I really have no idea how you'd even begin to fix that place.

>>19595755
This is basically how every agrarian society where fish ponds don't freeze over winter managed waste/reared fish/produced fertiliser. It's based and tradpilled and you should not talk shit.

>>19596374
why is the fat latino crying at his steak?

>>19597639
he's just realized on the inside we're all the same

>>19597639
It's an argentinian thing. You wouldn't understand.
Plus tons of coke.

>>19593291
You’re supposed to take the name off when you leave /pol/.

>>19593462
Please don't play with my food

>>19597603
Would those be the same agrarian societies with with black death and cholera?
Human shit is a much higher risk than animal fertiliser.

Eggposters rule /ck/.

>>19597661
why does does the liquid pouring out if the coke bottle looks like actual cola?

>>19597661

>>19597673

>>19597676

>>19593428
You want some tap water?

>>19597671
it likely is, was a trend among indian street vendors for a while.

>>19593460
They're a little old, but squab is great, so this probably isnt too bad

>>19593749
Why would anyone deep fry turkey..?

>>19595755
Haha... imagine if there were extended version where she pees there
That would be gross! I surely hope there isn't such version!
There isn't, right?

>>19597639
He's vegan

>>19593749
Goddamn turkeys, you sons of bitches!

>>19597639
That's Maradona and likely he was coked up during the time.

>>19594181
lol!

>>19593554
It’s missing some stuff
>bell pepper
>pimento tomato
>cool whip
>cream cheese
>shredded cheddar cheese
So close to perfection I can taste it

>>19594114
BOTTLEFUCKER!!

>>19595022
NO..
That thing is jewish
>sweet potatoes
>Less chili powder than cumin-soapflavor
>corn
Whatever that is--It's NOT chili

>>19597661
Absolutely S E A S O N E D

>>19595855
yeah i get it man that much cumin is just too much. real spicy

>>19594187
Stone the crows you flamin' mongrel!

>>19598086
Goddammit this looked actually tasty until they had to meme it up

>>19595934
I just realized there’s a knife, it’s so thin that it clips out of reality at some angles

>>19595934
>>19598349
Called a boti or bonti knife.

>>19597639
just realized hes paying some faggot $1000 for 30 dollars worth of food

>>19594488
That shit looks repulsive, why don't you eat seafood boil in a fucking plate?

>>19595934
Yeah, I was a little dissapointed at first. I thought he sharpened his toenail tirelessly for years into a deadly blade.

>>19593424
chinese propaganda