/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take a look at this big boy
What a unit
Absolute beast

>>19557751
You fucked up the shape anon.
>Pro

>>19557751
looks like shit. congrats.

>>19557756
How?
They dont have to be penis like in appearance
Not everyone is as gay as you
I prefer my eclairs round and tall like boobs
Not long and thin like your fr*nchmen's weiner

>>19557751
did you think these would fool anyone?

>>19557756
>>19557760
god fucking dammit people

Pressed post too soon to get out my whole word play
>Proshiterole

I'm so fucked up

>>19557768
What do you mean?

>>19557766
just come out already anon

>>19557751
looks good. i can can eat it in one hour.

>>19557766
you made a cream puff, not an eclair. call it a cream puff

>>19557760
No they fucking don't, you retarded Bag eater.
>>19557751
Imminently RAPEABLE

>>19557832
Depends on Filling.
>custard=Eclair
>Whipped cream=Cream puff
>Profiterole?

>>19557872
Thanks bro

>>19557882
NP...Credit where credit is DUE.

>>19557882
they do look good and I'd cram em right up my ass but I take offense to calling them eclairs

>>19557832
>>19557881
It's vanilla pudding with whipped cream instead of eggs because that tastes better
I made something that tastes good
Don't care for your autistic naming categories
I bet you care about the distinction between rougelikes and rougelites
Lmao

>be me
>eating eclaier rn
>be you
>not eating eclair rn
Kwab

>>19557890
Not long enough for ya?
Aren't LOOONG eclairs considered a different, Pirate'y sounding name? Long Johns or sumthin'?

>>19557890
I understand your naming autism
They're not "legitimate" eclairs because I'm not french and not a faggot
I'm making them the way my mom is teaching me, the way she's always done it. So they're better than eclairs because they're mom's :)
Thank you for saying they look good tho

>>19557896
>It's vanilla pudding with whipped cream instead of eggs because that tastes better
Would.
Not Autie...
>be you
>not eating eclair rn
MFW

>>19557903
long johns are donuts pretending to be eclaires, they will never be real choux pastries.

>>19557914
Pate a Choux is so fucking easy too...
>boil butter water and flour
>stir in the 4+ eggs one at a time until it doesn't look like a mess
>Pipe to your content
A fair assessment however.

>>19557907
based mom's recipe enjoyer

Looks tasty op, well done

>>19557771
fatty

>>19557872
If i ordered an eclair at a bakery and was handed this i would send it back and say, "i ordered an eclair, not a profiterole. Now fix it or i swear to God i will detonate my suicide vest and take every one of you with me"

>>19557751
Show us your eclairs then OP

>>19557751
Lookin good anon!

>>19557896
I have an unhealthy need to mulch you in a wood chipper rn

>>19557751
Nice cream puffs fag

>>19557751
not an eclair.

I see alot of seething but not alot of baking
If you faganons have a problem with my ECLAIRS then why dont you hop in the kitchen and make a batch yourself
Gayrods
Lol

>>19559130
the dessert you made is fine, it's your insufferable attitude that's fucking annoying.

>>19559266
Shut the fuck up

>>19557881
>A profiterole, cream puff, or chou à la crème is a filled French and Italian choux pastry ball with a typically sweet and moist filling of whipped cream, custard, pastry cream, or ice cream.

I love it when nokitchens shit all over other people's food. These look delightful and you should bring them over to my crib on my birthday.

>>19559300
Everyone said that they look like fantastic profiteroles.

>>19557907
Your mom is a cheap whore and regularly filled with creme

>>19557766
This remark is the whole point of the tread. You were fishing for this response and the sole reason you made these cream balloons in the first place. If you eat it it will be a fucking mess, unlike common eclair shape that is perfectly stackable.

Kys

>>19559300
Gib adress and bday fren

>>19559339
I'm being genuine here
I didn't know there was a difference between eclairs adn cream puffs until I made this thread
These are what my mom has been making my whole life (except with a different filling) and she just always called them eclairs
Even after learning that they are creampuffs or """""""profiteroles""""""" (made up word) it still has no bearing on me. I will continue to call them eclairs and continue making them this way until I die. If this upsets people, then I guess that's a plus. Really, I just wanted to show off some tasty deserts I made. I had no intention of bringing the naming 'tismo police on me

>>19557766
Dubs of truth

>>19559339
the point of the thread is that OP posted an AI generated image and everyone here is either too retarded to notice or just playing along

Picrel is an éclair you ameritards

>>19559495
based schizoposter

>>19559511
Oui oui here in France they have to look like a BBC in order to be called éclair.

>>19557896
>pudding
>whipped cream
>no eggs
Goddamnit /ck/ I can't take this kind of shit right after getting off work fuck you.

>>19557751
Say king, dem dings are lookin’ pretty tasty.

>>19557903
no, 'long eclairs' are called 'eclairs'. OP made choux buns. They look nice enough, they just ain't eclairs.

>>19560250
(You) crying about it just makes them taste better
I'm gonna have one tomorrow morning and think about how upset they make you
This filling is better than traditional eclair filling
It's not even close

>>19557751
nice profiteroles, chocolate drizzle is kinda meh though.

>>19561117
Yeah it doesn't look great, I'm still learning
But it tastes very good
Compliments the filling very nicely

>>19560219
>black cock living rent free in your head
cringe

An éclair is like an oral creampie. What you made is more like getting a handjob and then be told to lick up your mess off the ground.

Bit stingy with the chocolate, don’t you think?

>>19559276
make me you rude bitch, I know you won't cause your a rude bitch. coward.

I'm gonna make a proper eclairealong but I don't think I have the right piping tip for a large size eclair. Will report back in a few days

>>19557751
any of these type of cakes with cream in the middle arw over rated... you bite into it and half of the cream squirts out the side and gives you a facial. I don't know about you guys, but I am *not* into that

>>19563018
You can make the cream as thick or as thin as you want
Mine doesn't do that