/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19537947
>GET DOWN

Kek. I skipped to the end and it looks like slop, but I'd still eat it.

>>19537947
If downies know they are retarded does this make them smarter than me

>>19537977
>eating food made by literal retards
you're a braver man than I

>>19537981
no theyre smarter than you because they have higher iqs

>>19537997
Or perhaps just 1 step more retarded than the chefs.

dont be mean to those less fortunate

>>19538011
I'm sorry that we made fun of your family members

>>19537947
It's been up for a week. Sean still can't tell metal from wood spoons apart

>>19537947
>actual retards poorly cooking slop
Yeah, this is actually just a regular food youtuber channel

>>19537947
is it just me or are they mostly talking completely unintelligibly?

Marley is gonna snap someday. There's only so much stupidity the little man can take

Protect Sean at all costs. He's always kind, focused and tries his best, he just doesn't have the brain capacity for more

>>19537947
When is ja/ck/ going to make an appearance?

>>19537947
jesus christ

>>19538186
they're british, you intolerant fuck

>>19538218
They're legit australian

>>19538218
wtf british people are like that?!

>>19538221
Australians are just british bred with kangaroos

>>19538221
These aren't just regular downs, they're down unders

>>19538186
I dare you to make out a single word in this video besides "oh" and "yeah"

https://youtu.be/tWyyJNfwDyE

>>19538221
oh shit, my bad. I thought they were british people with down's syndrome-- I didn't realize that they were just regular australians

>>19538228

>>19538228

>>19538153
That's Gordown Ramsey in the middle

>>19538232
>subtitles: Dutch (auto-generated)
top fucking kek

Sean is 21 and he has the brain of 3 year old. Pretty comfy existence tbqh, I always look back at that time of my life with fondness, imagine it lasting your whole life

>>19538268
For a lot of us here at /ck/ this is a reality.

>>19538268
I was a little shit of a 3 year old that liked to mess with my 1.5 years older brother who was afraid of ghosts by hiding around the house and making ghost noises, I have never been innocent

>>19538232
at 0:41 he says "I pee myself, I put poo on my face"

>>19538276
Bars

>>19537947
what happens if they have sex

>>19537947
thank you for posting this anon, it is genuinely heartwarming to see these guys doing their best.

>>19538280
Theoretically they can have kids. Male downies don't really have kids but not because they are sterile, they are just rejected by women. It's not unusual for high functioning female downies to have children

>>19538290
downcelbros...

>>19538011
They're luckier than most of us

>>19538290
>they are just rejected by women.
couldn't they just pick up another downiechick and have kids with them?

>>19538290
is there porn of this

>>19538357
Incel bait

>>19538357
Males with Down syndrome usually do not father children, while females have lower rates of fertility relative to those who are unaffected.[78] Fertility is estimated to be present in 30–50% of females.[79] Menopause usually occurs at an earlier age.[9] The poor fertility in males is thought to be due to problems with sperm development; however, it may also be related to not being sexually active.[78] As of 2006, three instances of males with Down syndrome fathering children and 26 cases of females having children have been reported.[78] Without assisted reproductive technologies, around half of the children of someone with Down syndrome will also have the syndrome.[78][80]

https://youtu.be/r_b9l1E5IsI

I always enjoy watching them, the wooden spoon episode got me hooked up.

>>19538382
He fucks up the spoons this new episode too, only this time Marley's cockyness also backfires

>>19538153
How could you hate a guy with such a big smile

>>19538379
>Only likes the autist because he's handsome and tall
Jesus Christ I hate women so much

>>19538242
hahaha kanker dom

>>19538423
Kinda harsh but the reason Sean is so adorable is not only because he's helplessly dumb but also because he's asian so the downs doesn't make him look like a weirdly deformed ugly person like the others, he just looks like a giant baby

>>19538477
I knew an actual autistic chad, maybe not like complete retard autistic but definitely more serious than assburgers. He was absolutely shit to talk to, I think it might have been partially learned helplessness though. Anyway he was tall and chiseled and had a gf and was a very nice guy.

>>19538228
>cue men at work's down under intro

>>19538477
kill yourself unlovable faggot

>>19537947
The flavor looks right, I'd eat the hell out of it.

For me it's Sean cracking eggs. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

https://youtu.be/L4sNIhTxUzo
>At 5:50

>>19538619
Why not just call him ugly, less effort to type

>>19538651
Because in all likelihood it is your personality that is the problem, you aren’t deformed you’re just a bitch

>>19538675
Someone sounds triggered, you know maybe it isn't incels you hate but the women we describe and you just project that hate onto us rather than women. Maybe women don't need to be scared if incels as much as they should be scared of you ever believing the incels.

WOODEN

FUCKING

SPOON

>>19538228

>>19538648
>"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
it's called down's syndrome mate

>WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAMPIOONNSSSS
lost

>>19538477
Just be yourself anon

>>19537947
they have better knife skills than ja/ck/ lmao

Surprised at the lack of comments claiming the girl is cute

>>19538832
>Surprised at the lack of comments claiming the girl is cute
Why, is it a trap?

>>19538894
No, it's just that coomers want to fuck anything that moves

>>19538011
Downies are unironically fun and likable people in general. Enjoying their antics isn't necessarily being mean to them

>>19538905
You got me there

Bless these champs

>>19538153
me on the left

>>19538200
it's so sweat how the smarter downie is always eager to teach the other one

>>19538200
It always makes me laugh how he doesn't let go of his hand when he's trying to fix his fuck up.

>>19538909
>spends his time slaying pussy
Yeah, maybe Kurt Cobain's.

I wish my cooking could make people this happy

>>19538357
Why would a downs girl want to get with a downs man when men without downs will still have her

>>19538909
I relate to the autism too much, especially short temper, idk when this happened to me but it is like I am an old man who stubs his toe, it just makes me incredibly irrationally angry to suffer the least bit, it's like I lost all tolerance for being uncomfortable. I wasn't like this as a kid, I was the opposite, I never got angry at anyone ever. Only child of my parents to never scream I hate you in a fit of passion.

I envy them. What a life to be high functioning enough that you can eat, shit, shower and get dressed by yourself in addition to having a first world family that loves you and takes care of your more high level needs but also to be oblivious enough that you don't really grasp how fucked up the world really is.

>>19538909
>tiedosto

>>19540871
The man who coined the term ignorance is bliss was trying to express that it is ultimately not. Unfortunately little did he know everyone would be ignorant of that.

There used to be an alcoholic Down syndrome man in my town who was violent and very sexually aggressive towards teenage women on the streets. He would go to bars to drink beer and play pool with his special retarded pool stick he carried in a stupid suitcase. He thought he was a hustler because he would challenge people and they would let him win because he was retarded. As a town local, I knew him and what a piece of shit he was and whenever he tried hustling and I saw it, I would challenge him, completely destroy him, take his $10-$20 bet money, and make him buy my next beer. Non locals were always shocked when I did this and I had to explain to many people that the drunk retarded man deserved no sympathy as he would go around groping girls, kicking animals, attacking the elderly, and being a general menace. He died about 15 years ago from retardation around age 40. People who think retarded men are just sweet angels have never been around retards for any significant amount of time. Down syndrome people are actually terrifying and dangerous a lot of the time.

>tfw no tard wife
Cammie a qt

>>19541029
and you can tell she can throw it back

>>19540947
So what, normal people aren't terrifying and dangerous in your opinion? A genius probably sees you the same way you see a downie, ever think about that?

>>19538228

>>19540947
>People who think retarded men are just sweet angels have never been around retards for any significant amount of time. Down syndrome people are actually terrifying and dangerous a lot of the time.
It's a case by case scenario, the condition has a wide range of ways it can affect people, some are non verbal, are constantly having seizures and need to wear diapers, others are pretty much regular people who just look a little weird and are a little slow. For the more high functioning ones a lot of it is also gonna come down to education. Some families will put a lot of effort and resources to help them, most will be neglected to varying degrees. This doesn't mean they are inherently more violent, they are violent by default in the same way all uncivilized humans are

Wooooden Spooooon

>>19538357
Pic related

>>19538361
I don't know about downs in particular but I remember something on /b/ years ago where some strangers met on the internet and got their disabled family members together and helped them have sex. I think they met at a hotel, they had to use the swings you use to get people in and out of beds.

>>19537947
I ate some cake baked by a down syndrome once and it taste like fucking cigarettes
That looks alright though

>>19537947
I trust average to chubby chefs, but sticc and whale are not to be trusted.

>>19538228

>>19538610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nrWSxe9DZk

Question; why do most Down syndrome people seem to be white or Asian? Is it because of the high abortion rate in the black community? Black people with Down syndrome are a rare sight.

>>19542296
because it's all of them

>>19538228
kek

>>19541612
it's part of some documentary in amsterdan i think. where they hook up disabled people with prostitutes.

>>19537947
I love downies, hearing them speak fills me with a most wonderful joy.

>>19542857
I recommend Special Poetry Slam on youtube

>I AM THE WEREWOOF
>MY NAME IS TRAVIS AND I LIKE BEER. ITS GOOD FOR YOU

>>19542938
yeah I've seen it, I'm over 25.
the moonstar cometh.

Sean's social media is such a fascinating trip. The guy who handles their videos posted on Tiktok "Sean's text message to Marley" which I thought was a fake joke, turns out this is really how he communicates.
Heartwarming to see how in such a primitive mind the words "friendship/friends", "joy" and "beautiful" pop up so often.

It's old you ducking retard
But I love them so much

>>19543040
I wonder what the fuck he means when he types anjeli/anjali

>>19542852
This wasn't a documentary. It was just pictures taken of what was going on in the room. There was no hooker, just 2 invalids in swings.

>>19540896
are you actually gonna pitch a fit because of a filename from google images
hopefully not because that'd be really embarrassing

>>19542950
Is he gay as well as retarded?

>>19542296
Because white women and Asians have their first kid when they're 36 while blacks have theirs at 16.

These disabilities are more likely to occur when the woman is older

>>19537947
now i'm looking for a real explanation here, not trying to be mean, how does the asian on the left understand the concept of cameras/videos and the internet, but not understand the difference between wood and metal?

>>19537947
these downies can cook a better meal than most of you lot, how does that feel?

>>19543309
if you showed him a wooden spoon and a metal spoon next to each other he would know they are of a different material, it's just that he has trouble processing words so he just hears "something something spoon" and he knows what the word spoon means, assumes that's what they want and just fetches a spoon, any spoon.
In that video you can see how she also asks him to "drain the water" so he hears the word "water", knows what it means, assumes that's what she wants, fetches it and pours more into the pan.

>>19538153
.........he cute desu

>>19540814
you're probably depressed af that's why you don't have enough mental energy to hold it and relax: you're choking in the artificial absence of forgiveness. Something must have depleted you of the necessary flexibility to live in society... if you can identify the source of this issue, you may be able to fix it and regain inner space and psychic flexibility
like I fuckin hate everybody but i've learnt to remain cool, almost serene

why is the asian constantly sticking out his tongue?

>>19538379
>it may also be related to not being sexually active
downies are shameless coomers. it's one of the many unsettling things about them.

>>19544651
most coomers are virgins so it checks out, youre just reinforcing his point

what do downies look like if you starve them or make them work out and cut?

>>19545193
they are fat because of hypothyrodism

>>19544387
An enlarged tongue is a characteristic of Down Syndrome.

>>19545193
Like the rest of us I guess. Takes more work though they metabolize differently

High test

>>19537947
Sean was surprisingly talkative this episode. I was impressed when he asked Cammie if he wanted him to help her peel the onion. Usually he needs to be prompted to do something

Chef Adam Libby is also Down with it and he has 455k subscribers on youtube. These young bucks will never take his Burger King crown

>>19545999
Sean and Marley have 3.2 million followers on tiktok. Adam has 2.5 and he has already plateaued. the difference in people engagement between the two accounts is night and day

You guys are all burning in hell

>>19546062
Québécois?

>>19538290
this is how i know you've never worked in sp.ed/caregiving roles

>>19538357
downs and severe autists fuck like rabbits. same with elderly. care facilities are often hot zones for STIs, fun fact

one time i had to break up a retard gangbang
>time for nightly activities after dinner clean-up
>lay out yachtzee, cards, checkers
>nobody shows up
>walk around the facility, nobody to be found
>put on my sleuthing cap
>two guys are in the smoker lounge outside looking like cats that ate canaries
>sup guys. where is everybody
>uhhhhhh
>cmon you can tell me. i'm not going to get anyone in trouble
>uhhhhhhhhhh
>cmon guys whats going on
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>one of them goes "maybe you should ask *name of female*
>the other guy goes DUDE...NOT COOL
>ok thanks for your help gentlemen
>i leave them to their bickering and go to the female dorms
>two middle aged residents are standing near the woman's room looking like they are eavesdropping
>i can hear voices coming from inside as i approach, sounding like a sports match
>the outside ladies scatter with guilty looks on their faces
>i knock on the door. voices go silent
>who iiis it?
>it's me, are you guys busy
>*laughter* male voice: uhh yeah kinda busy
>wait what are you guys doing in there anyway. where is *female resident*
>*out of breath* i'm...i'm fine!
>are you guys coming to play yachtzee?
>uhhh yeah we'll be down in a few minutes
>oookay see you down there
a few moments later
>they all file in, looking guilty
>the woman files in, looking like she ran a marathon
>cool schizo guy looks at me and makes a train whistle gesture and goes CHOO CHOOOOO
>the female resident goes NOT COOL BRIAN and everyone laughs

also apparently before i got there, a meth addicted worker was selling pussy to the mildly retarded tenants for their disability bucks and prescription meds lol. "get it how you live," as Mannie Fresh and Birdman would say.

>>19540947
there was one of those in the small town i used to live in as well. he wasn't violent just a huge perv and would jack off under the bar when he had too many busch lights. i never saw it but i heard about it plenty. other than that he was cool though. they would let him gamble and win money off him which i thought was a little sus

>>19546303
related
https://www.boomershub.com/blog/top-6-reasons-why-std-rates-are-rising-in-nursing-homes

number one reason: THEY FUCKIN RAW

I fucking love these guys

>>19537947
This is weirdly wholesome

>>19546303
I don't doubt retards fuck around but this sounds like /thathappened fan fiction

>>19546811
lol it’s absolutely true. Group homes for developmentally delayed people are constantly dealing with fucked up sexual relations between the residents. They might be retarded but they still have sexual urges and combine that with limited cognition and access to retarded women and you get a fucking huge mess that no one wants to deal with.

>>19546916
>they all file in, looking guilty
>the woman files in, looking like she ran a marathon
>cool schizo guy looks at me and makes a train whistle gesture and goes CHOO CHOOOOO
>the female resident goes NOT COOL BRIAN and everyone laughs
this did not happen. somehow the retards are smart enough to know the expression running a train as a sexual analogy and to extrapolate that into an implicit joke via onomatopoeia that everyone immediately gets.

and then everyone clapped

>>19547007
that retard's name? albert einstein

Could go for some thai chicken right about now tbqh

>>19538918

proper british rose that

>>19547007
Schizos aren’t retarded, they’re just delusional and are often forced into group homes. It’s really fucked up that actual retarded people are placed in care facilities that also house the non-retarded mentally ill.

>>19547893
>Schizos aren’t retarded, they’re just delusional and are often forced into group homes.
>>19546303
>one time i had to break up a retard gangbang

>>19547898
Reading comprehension, my guy. He was clearly saying retard as a catch all term for the residents of the home.
>cool schizo guy looks at me and makes a train whistle gesture and goes CHOO CHOOOOO
>cool schizo guy
>schizo

>>19547909
>changing the narrative now that the story has holes

>downs and severe autists fuck like rabbits.

>>19547924
>>19547007
is this the cope of the century? jealous that some literal retards are getting some

>>19537947

>>19548160
>points out how stupid the made up story sounds
>"you're just coping because retards have sex and you don't"

>>19538379
whats his endgame lol

https://youtu.be/o5uJFLIeNoI

This is literally my favorite video
The joke is amazing.

>>19549325
At first glance it's easy to go "what a fucking retard laughing before the punchline" but if you think about it it means that he understands jokes have a 2 part structure of setup and a punchline(which his friend fucked up reading) and that he's not laughing due to the selfish self centered reason that is finding something amusing but instead because he knows that there is a social expectation to laugh after a joke is told. That's some high level cognition right there

>>19548769
It sounds plausible. I knew some women who worked as tard wranglers in those places and they all had insane stories like that.

>>19545353
but say, a person who is not a downie eats just below maintainance for calories, he becomes thin. if a downie of the same height and weight eats that same amount, will he remain a chubby downie?

>>19549591
they don't defy the laws of physics it's just that with severe chronic hypothyroidism their metabolism is very very slow so their point of caloric intake for weight maintenance (and worse for below maintenance) is really low and unrealistic for what the brain naturally craves/demands unless you're ridiculously strict

I still remember the first time I tried sparkling water as a kid. I was expecting it to be basically soda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX84OzQNw8c

is someone exploiting them

>>19550493
it's only exploitation if they are being forced. They seem to be having a great time. this is a good way for them to feel accomplished

>>19550493
yeah, the head retard behind the camera

Liberals want to take this from us...

>>19548769
yes, exactly

>>19537947
Down Home Cookin'!

>>19538379
>assisted reproductive technologies
is this some kind of doublespeak for abortion

>>19550734
maybe you were the retard all along

>>19538153
Just found out from this video that gorDown ramsey is Cammie's boyfriend. Also Sean believes Kylie Minogue is his girlfriend and he's gonna marry her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRDgwxivujQ

>>19543054
I think it’s a constant reference to this he’s a sick son of a bitch
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anjeli_Elisaputri_rape_and_murder

reminder this dudes have like 10 more good years then they will start regressing mentally and if they are lucky enough to dodge the cancers and or/heart disease they are extremely prone to they will get full blown alzheimers by 40

>>19552477
I really enjoy the dance to their song towards the end and Sean showing the floor what he’s going to do to Kylie Minogue

>>19552839
kek

>>19538274
I will hold you down and beef stew you until your vomit

>>19537947
>drain the water
>Sean completely flummoxed grabs the kettle and adds more water
>tard with boobs and Marley just look at each other
Sean is barely functioning

>>19553433
what shocks me is that he is able to read

https://youtu.be/MFL8BGcpy8M?t=21

>>19543040
>People 7 friends
Hey he can count!

>>19537997
you haven't met a line cook before have you?

ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGboy7jJssE

>>19538232
I just burst out laughing, fucking incredible.

>>19538232
>this downie is also a Blade of the Immortal fan
What does this say about me?

>>19555412
KINO

>>19555520
you both have good taste.

>>19555520
Based.

>>19552477
Happy for the guy but she's dating way below herself

>>19555520
He's literally me fr fr no cap

Sean is my favorite

Childhood is liking Marley.
Adulthood is admiring Sean.

>>19555520
He just looks like a regular fat drunk Chinese guy. I’m beginning to suspect the Down syndrome thing is an act for soft hearted western viewers. Chinese people are devious like that when it comes to making money.

>>19557243
Down syndrome gives you a flat face and almond shaped eyes. Asians have flat faces and almond shaped eyes. That's why it's not noticeable

>>19538153
Why did the user (the girl?) post this? It's honestly sad to watch.

>>19555520
he kind of drippin

>>19557585
It's a fun wholesome moment. how is it sad?

>>19537947
The asian looks like the only non retarded guy. How are gook bros doing it?

>Have you finished Sean?
>Yes
>Can you say "finished" to the camera?
>binish to du camwa
bless him

https://youtu.be/vSBdOStrVd4?t=256

>>19558193
refer to >>19557393

>>19558193
and yet he's the most retarded of them all

>>19558194
>Marley of you and Sean who do you think was the best painter?
Marley: ME! ME!
Sean: Yes. You. Your paint was da bess!

Heart melting