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Been eating this shit with eggs for a few years now because it's so tasty and fast. Finally actually read the ingredients today. I don't think I can eat chorizo anymore. The fuck is wrong with Mexicans?

>> No.19514948

salivary glands sound worse than lymph nodes to you?

>> No.19514952

This is why I use hot sauce.

>> No.19514953

>>19514948
At least lymph nodes sound like they might be crunchy.

>> No.19514956

>can you believe this pig meat is made out of pig meat?
>I'm gonna puke

>> No.19514964
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>>19514956
Not all pig meat is created equal. You know this. Let's not get silly.

>> No.19514967
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19514967

Fuck that is so vile and american wtf

>> No.19514975

>>19514967
I just wanted some spicy eggs bro. I didn't ask for this.

>> No.19514980

>>19514964
it pretty much is when it's ground up and spiced

>> No.19514989

>>19514907
cmon bruh. any sausage got the leftover parts whats the news here? that its mainly a selected leftover part? who cares it tastes nice

>> No.19514998

>>19514980
I'm gonna need you to grind up and spice a bucket of pig dicks and then pretend it's just normal sausage as you eat it.

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>>19514989
>who cares it tastes nice

The ultimate consumer right here in this thread.

>> No.19515146

>>19514907
you sound bitch made

>> No.19515211
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>>19514998
what do you think hotdogs are anon? you even get buttholes in them too for added flavor!

>> No.19515373

>>19514907
Don't care, tastes good, didn't ask plus you're gay

>> No.19515387

>>19515146
>>19515211
>>19515373
Good goys.

>> No.19515393

>>19514907
retards will eat anything

>> No.19515417
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>>19515387
>not utilizing every part of the animal
have you not remembered the lessons of your forefathers?

>> No.19515424

>>19514907
it's sausage mate. arseholes and eyelids. sort yourself out, you're a mess lad.

>> No.19515426

>>19515417
I've ripped the still quivering heart out of dozens of deer. I don't wanna eat pig spit glands.

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>>19515426

>> No.19515474

>>19515211
>what do you think hotdogs are anon? you even get buttholes in them too for added flavor!
Some sausages are made using casings made out of literal buttholes.

>> No.19515489

>>19514953
I'm pretty sure lymph nodes act as a sort of filter for your system, and all sorts of bad shit goes through them. I remember reading a lot of talk of inflamed lymph nodes a couple of years ago after a certain medical procedure.

>> No.19515519

>>19515489
>I'm pretty sure lymph nodes act as a sort of filter for your system, and all sorts of bad shit goes through them. I remember reading a lot of talk of inflamed lymph nodes a couple of years ago after a certain medical procedure.
The same thing could be said about certain other organs, like the liver, but people consider inflamed livers a delicacy. I try not to think too hard about where my food came from as long as it doesn't poison me.

>> No.19515528

>>19514907
>contains soy
>been eating for a few years
enjoy your man tits and fucked up endocrine system lmao

>> No.19515536

>>19515528
Moron
Lmao

>> No.19515550

>>19515146
Zoomer talk faggot

>> No.19515555

>>19514907
Salivary glands is sweetbread which is delicious

>> No.19515573

>>19515555
>Salivary glands is sweetbread which is delicious
Yeah, some things sound gross but are delicious.
I can't say the same thing about testicles or ovaries, though. When people talk about "eating pussy," they almost never mean it in the literal sense.

>> No.19515594

>>19514907
>lymph nodes
Is it safe to eat cancer?

>> No.19515712

>>19515034
sorry i didnt specify that it applies to healthy shit like different parts of meat. do i need to specify it has to be quality pigs and not massfarmed overhormoned and medicated too?

>> No.19515716

ohnonono don't read the scrapple ingredients

>> No.19515828

>>19515716
There's nothing wrong with scrapple and hogs head cheese having gross shit, because everyone knows it's gross shit. Chorizo isn't marketed as offal.

>> No.19515843

>>19515828
lol, lmao even

>> No.19515846

>>19514907
Anon it's sausage, the whole purpose of sausage is to make the shit you can't sell by name edible

>> No.19515851

>>19514907
god you’re pathetic

>> No.19515854

>>19515851
>God, you're pathetic.
Fixed. Stay in school zoom zoom.

>> No.19515860

>>19515851
>>19515854
Both of you will cease this blasphemy at once, God is not pathetic

>> No.19515889

>>19514907
That particular brand of chorizo is disgusting

>> No.19515931

>>19515860
How do you know what God is like?

>> No.19515947

>>19515931
Because I'm his son, sockballs

>> No.19515961

>>19514964
Anons...
Do you think eating this counts as kissing?

>> No.19515974

>>19514907
get the non-budget brand and its made with non-offal.

>> No.19515982

>>19515947
Oh shit!
Is the world ending!?

>> No.19515999

>>19515961
I strap a pair to my Fleshlight and nuke it for a few minutes to get it warm.

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>>19515716
Nothing like some pig spleens. Truth be told it's best to assume any "sausage" is scrapings off the floor after slaughter.

>> No.19516147

>>19515417
>have you not remembered the lessons of your forefathers?
eat anything and everything and kill the infants you don't want?

>> No.19516157

>>19514907
No sphincters? Come on!

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19516196

Lol. How the fuck do you eat chorizo regularly for multiple years and never wonder, "what in the actual fuck is this insanely cheap, fatty, heavily seasoned tube of mystery meat sludge made out of?"

>> No.19516204

>>19514964
Which lips?

>> No.19516213

>>19516036
>Pork cereals
What?

>> No.19516221

>>19516213
That's just the undigested corn from a pigs tummy. Pig corn.

>> No.19516261

>>19515034
Literally, what's the issue? You say it's consoomer shit, but if they're safe to eat, taste good, and prepared in a way that isn't disgusting whatsoever, where's the issue? It's no more gross than eating water cockroaches or chicken periods.

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>>19516204

>> No.19516420

>>19515555
No. Sweetbreads are thymus glands. Not the same.

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>>19514964

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>>19516429
Why would a rectum have bones?

>> No.19516458

>>19516438
Because it's in the same room with me

>> No.19516880

>>19514967
That comes from south of the border, not the US.

>> No.19516886

>>19514907
I used to like the chorizo too until I smelled it starting to go off, don't want to touch it ever again.

>> No.19517082

>>19516886
I thought this about vagina.

>> No.19517134

>>19515519
it just returns fluid from tissues back to the blood stream. they do get inflamed under certain sicknesses/infections, but they're not any more tainted by such things than any other part of the body not directly targeted

>> No.19517139

>>19517134
meant for >>19515489

>> No.19517143

>>19515034
>it sounds yucky so it should go to waste instead

>> No.19517534
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19517534

why are you guys making chorizo out of pork buttholes?

>> No.19517547

>>19514956
>meat
>glandular tissue

>> No.19517566

I stopped eating pork a few years ago. But I kinda missed the taste of chorizo. Found beef chorizo at Walmart. Looking at the container. Contains beef salivary glands. Wtf lol. Decided nope don't need chorizo.

I'd never cooked chorizo myself. Only ever had it at Mexican restaurants.

>> No.19517597

>>19517534
I dunno. Why do you think of pigs buttholes when someone mentions salivary glands? is it because you spread your salivary on them?

>> No.19517652

>>19515034
it's a sausage. if salivary glands are gross to you because there used to be saliva in them, you are not part of the target demographic for sausages. saliva can't compete with what used to be in the sausage casings.

>> No.19517659

>>19514907
So like, they extract the salivary glands out of pigs and mash them up into chorizo, or is that just what they label pork cheeks as?

>> No.19517660

>>19514907
>Been eating this shit with eggs for a few years now because it's so tasty
>The fuck is wrong with Mexicans?
It is tasty, that is the point. They are basically taking parts of the pig that would normally go to waste and turning it into a tasty food that YOU ENJOY!

Stop being such a bitch, man the fuck up and go eat some.

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>>19514907
>oh em gee! sausage uses all parts of the pig and makes it delicious!

>> No.19517679

>>19517597
It's just a phrase Kevin.

>> No.19517737

>>19516438
Bend over and ill show you

>> No.19517757

>mexican buddy has an uncle who slaughters goats in his garage and sells the meat in his back yard
>I go and buy a pound of each kind of meat
>there’s some that’s obviously just regular goat meat
>and another one that looks kind of funny but is red with all the spices and shit they put on it
>make tacos with it, shit’s dank as fuck
>find out later the mystery one was the goat’s stomach
Mexicans eat all kinds of crazy shit, doesn’t mean it’s bad. I wouldn’t have eaten goat stomach if I knew what it was, but I did eat it and it was tasty and I felt great afterwards so as far as I’m concerned Mexicans are alright.

>> No.19517828

>>19514967
>Chorizo
>American


Pick one, nigger.

>> No.19517829

But chorizo isn't Mexican

>> No.19517830

>>19516429
Doesn't have a bone in it yet ;]

>> No.19517832

>>19516880
Anon it comes from Spain. You're not even in the right continent.

>> No.19517833

>>19517597
Lol

>> No.19517836

>>19514907
you know you can get chorizo made in your local store (assuming you don't live in a shithole) where they just make it with regular ground pork or beef.

also you can buy chorizo powder mix and make your own.

happy farting

>> No.19517853

>Why did nobody tell me that Chorizo is made out of pig salivary glands?
The same reason no one told you that a mysterious 2+ metre tall skeleton with a single eye socket was discovered in Montana: you didn't ask.

>> No.19517883

>>19517757
>goat tripe is "crazy shit"
lol
Anything more exotic than a Hebrew National cocktail weenie is challenging for you, huh?

>> No.19517906

>>19514907
Chorizo is often made out of cheap parts of the animal, especially the cheapo garbage that you posted. I once had a roommate who ate that stuff and I always wondered why since it was practically flavorless compared to easily available local chorizo that was hardly more expensive.

>> No.19517919

>>19517883
Speak for yourself bud. Mexican food gets a lot more wild than goat stomach. I ate it, it was good, I’d eat it again. The fuck’s your problem?

>> No.19517928

>>19514907
Strawberry or Raspberry flavour is actually beaver anal gland, and the colour is crused carmine beettles.

>> No.19518102

>>19514907
Bad quality chorizo with soy. Disgusting.

>> No.19518107

>>19516213
Just say corn.

>> No.19518111

>>19517757
Stomach its not exotic.

>> No.19518118

you guys are fuckin retarded

>> No.19518136

>>19517919
lol
I've never even had a Hebrew National anything cuz beef hot dogs a shit.
And I'm from a place that eats pig snout salad (also trotters; there's also a beef version made with muzzle, lips and tendons).

>> No.19518667

>>19514907
>defeated soy grits
Soybros...

>> No.19520000

>>19516213
"Cereal" such as buckwheat, oats, corn/corn meal are boiled in pork broth. Hence "pork" cereals. Lot of fat and gelatin in what is generally made and sold in North Carolina but I understand some areas are a bit different. It's not terrible but I prefer livermush or liver pudding over scrapple. Certainly better than C-loaf or souse.

>> No.19520059

>>19514953
I literally cannot comprehend your line of thought. One of us has autism, and I'm pretty sure that it's both of us.

>> No.19520061

>>19516429
>boneless

>> No.19520065

>>19515034
>not wanting to waste any part of the animal is consoomerism