/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19508387
I’d eat her spinach if you catch my drift.

By spinach I mean cunt.

>>19508387
No. It is delicious on its own

>>19508387
Her cooking is definitely mid, who peels an egg like that?

>>19508394
I don't get it.

>>19508412
she's cutting it in half

>>19508387
I wouldn't.
Too much iron for one dish. Unless you're on your period, then by all means go for it.

Risk of sand

>>19508387
Escarole is superior

>>19508387
I'd pop her corn if you know what I mean.

>>19508394
Yeah bro i missed your drift. Can you elaborate further?

>>19508387
yes

>>19508387
i would gladly have sex with her, if called upon to do so

>>19508387
Forget stew, I want a taste of those beef curtains

sex

>>19508387
i wouldn't throw spinach in a stew like potato or carrot but i've thrown a handful or two on the bowl when i'm about to eat it and it's good, especially if you're eating with a slice or bread or two. i think the fresh bright taste of the greens combined with the savory rich flavor of the stew is the bees knees

Yes, beef stew is one of those dishes where I would throw anything leftover in my fridge into. Great way to use up ingredients.

>>19508394
>>19509021
>>19509274
>>19509276
huh?

>>19508387
You can add whatever you like to beef stew, my favourites are celeriac, parsnip and potatoes but you can literally add any vegetable you like.

>>19508394
I'd rather eat her beef curtains, if you know what I mean.

ARRRGH YE ARRG ARG!

>>19508387
lady is flexible. to put legs like that so effortlessly. maybe she is a gymnast?

>>19510235
it's clear that the spinach anon meant her cunt, but I can't for the life of me understand what you mean by beef curtains in that context

>>19510342
I'm still clueless

>>19508387
spinach is based and belongs in as many things as you can stomach

why is this so sexual?

>>19508387
Popeye will pop her nice

>>19510354
Spinach is really good in chicken noodle soup, most folk dont think of it that way.

>>19510342
she must to have some beef slice very thin
perhaps she's hiding a serving of said beef somewhere
I can't see any in the pic, so anon, must be insinuate she's got some, perhaps a lot of "beef curtains", but then again, what do I know?

Who could've guessed /ck/ was the second biggest incel board behind /pol/ lol

>>19510685
That's pretty kinky sounding. Thin beef curtains, how about some lingerie with that?

>>19511440
Not even close to v

>>19511440
incels cook.
chad get their whores to cook for them.

>>19511709
I pretty sure that's not how it works, nobody wants some chick in a kitchen. They just fuck up, they dont mean to fuck up, they just do.

>>19511440
this but for literally any board

>>19508387
Why would you not put spinach in beef stew? Spinach goes in almoat everything.

>>19508387
sex pussy girl fuck tits naked ladies

Spinach in beef stew? Wouldn't have thought so.

>>19510235
>>19508394

Why can't yo people just come right out and say what you mean?

>>19511440
you forgot r9k, that's literally incel central