/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I buy the cheapest coffee, preground, and use a moka pot. Tastes fantastic.

Shouldn't you be using a French press?

>>19479160
French press is bitch shit. Real niggers just throw Folgers into a pot of boiling water.

Stupid, the price tag doesn't matter the method does. Every automatic machine is going to create a substandard drink compared to a manual pour over.

Your thirty dollar coffee machine can't compare to a twelve dollar plastic V60.

>>19479141
Are people still triggered over his aldi espresso machine video?

I don't think you know what bespoke means.

>>19479175
I have a french press but I hate cleaning it and so I do unironically just put my coffee into a pot, but I actually prefer it. I don't let it boil because that makes it acrid and if you simply pout it between another pan or like a measuring cup, all the grounds settle to the bottom and you basically decant it. So no need for a filter or anything, it's pretty kino.

>>19479200
Don't squish the coffee with the plunger and it'll be easier to clean

>>19479141
>30$
Aint no nigga with that kinda dough. I can make 900 cups of coffee for that price. Ong 2 years worth of coffee, yall whackass crackas be getting scammed.

>>19479175
Tastes good, but only if there was some easy convenient way to get the grinds out of my cup!

>>19479141
Nuh uh
"buy an aeropress for $3.50 and have great coffee regardless of what shit coffee you put in"
-James Hoffman

>>19479232
But it's so bad, why even bother with coffee at this point? Just get caffeine pills it's even cheaper

>>19479244
Shame the aeropress has gotten more expensive now

>>19479184
It was designed pretty poorly

>>19479281
It was and he was shitting on it for being a $300 waste of money and resources. And I think to date that's his most controversial video.

>>19479232
Nescafe Clasico is actually really good.

>>19479160
Anyone who cares that much about their appearance can't be competent.

>>19479141
what about a $60 coffee machine?

>>19479141
That dude is a pedo, im sure of it

>>19479598
I'm very sure you're not projecting

>>19479598
i like him but i wouldn't be surprised if this was true

If I never buy anything other than great value coffee, I won't know what I'm missing, and as a result will be more content and financially unburdened by my caffeine addiction.

>>19479141
*scoops instant into a cup*
*sipp*
Uh huh.

>>19480012
You should eat dog food and free yourself from the burdens of cuisine as well.

>>19480182
Monkey chow, maybe..

>>19479324
His Nespresso video where he can't bring himself to call it bad but refuses to call it good on principle would be more controversial if /ctg/ wasn't trying to memoryhole it

>>19480182
Dog food isnt cheap though

morons
slave to coffee

>>19479141
Moka or Aeropress is perfectly adequate for home use.
>>19479160
French press is a glorified teapot.

I put a coffee filter directly in my coffee cup and pour boiling water into it, takes about 1 minute to pass through. Who needs a coffee maker? Honestly, why do people not do this?

>>19479141
for my fellow unfussy anons, thank me later.

>>19479141
rate my setup,
post your setup

>>19480571
goddamn furries/10

I watched a dozen of his vids and I don't feel like he'd say something like that

>>19479141
A V60 is cheap and endorsed by him

This guy's mouth bothers me.

>>19480571
I'm guessing that you're very serious about coffee and your woman turned the coffee bar into some pinterest-inspired basic-bitch kitsch garbage.

>>19480571
Great espresso machine, trash grinder, and black cat sucks.

>>19480182
I would if it were nutritious enough.

>>19480571
Looks based and Sovlful.

Ceramic v60 is the chads choice.

>>19480966
choosing the more expensive, worse thermal performance, easier to break option

Irrefutable, objectively mogs plastic v60 poorfags

>>19480966
>Porcelain origami
ftfy

>>19480551
Damn dude buy a cheap chemex so you don't have to stand there like an idiot only to spill spent grounds into your cup.

>>19479141
i dont think hes ever said that.

>>19480248
>if /ctg/ wasn't trying to memoryhole it

>>19480551
Boomers wanted it to be ready when they wake up. I don't get the drip pots without a timer, but they are just a button press and walk away.

>>19480571
I don't know enough to rate but you have a lot of things. I just use a Bialetti.

>>19480789
homosexual

>>19480571
hedonic treadmill/10

>>19480564
Those things were great in the army when the only other option was shitty instant powder.

>>19479148
Same but with an ibrik instead
On a serious note though, I’m thinking of getting the $150 K6 grinder because apparently it can grind fine enough for Turkish so I can use it for cold brew and French press all the way to pour over and Moka all the way to Turkish.
>>19480571
Based setup but ruined by all the gay furry shit

>>19479241
Yeah, it’s called using the cowboy coffee method

>>19479141
>proceeds to use a 100% arabica to make "true Italian espresso"
this guy is a clown

>>19481475

>>19480571
Remove those dumb planks of wood and add more furry art, preferably erotic

>>19481475
Even italians aren't retarded enough to insist on robusta for their definition of true italian coffee.

>>19479141
And THIS is me breaking your knees with my 5 dollar Walmart baseball bat while you have to spend 10000 dollars on your bespoke insurance co-pay in the ER.

>>19481468
You'll probably want the k4 instead if you're wanting turkish first. More fines but thats ideal for turkish. Less "clarity", more "body".

>>19479148
Yeah well I buy store brand instant for like $2 and mix it with hot water. You think you're special? Fuck off bitch.

>>19479141
I just started doing pour over because I didn't want to get an expensive machine
After the brief adjustment period, its been great

>>19480248
You think he liked it? I was never huge on those things. Appregio and Ristretto were the only bearable ones, basically everything was watery

>>19481529
Are you asking if he liked it or if he liked it liked it? Obviously he didn't really like it, but he pretended to like it for the sponsership money.

Coffee faggots are the most pretentious cunts in the world. Which is weird considering they're just addicted to caffeine water, what a strange thing to feel superior about.

>>19481530
>sponsership
what video?
i highly doubt he was sponsored by Nespresso

>>19479247
You beat me to it.
I like coffee well enough, but I don't have time for all this shit nor time to enjoy it properly.
Plus I threw out my $20 Walmart coffee machine after I saw a roach run up into it.
So I take caffeine pills.
200mg pills are about a nickel each.

>>19480182
>Gorilla chow

>>19481542
You think just because he doesn't announce it in the video he still doesn't get sponsership money? Holy shit you are one naive son of a bitch lmao.

>>19481548
its literally illegal not to.
you HAVE TO declare it.
>but but bu-
NO
YOU HAVE TO DECLARE IT

>>19479177
no cap, pour overs are kind of mid.

>>19481556
No you really don't.

>>19481578
Fr. These snowmonkeys obsessing over their gay ass pour overs when the superior French press exists.

>>19481608
Yep. And honestly, give me a dark roast in a Mr. Coffee with some sugar and cream and I'll still probably be happy. Why did we start gatekeeping bean water?

>>19481582
in england yes you very much have to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-x8DYTOv7w

>>19481633
>gatekeeping
I've spent enough time shitposting on social media to know that near enough to 100% of everyone using this buzzword is a professional whinger

>>19479141
Didn't this guy own up to using a good quality drip filter for his morning coffee purely because it had a timer he could set?

>>19481833
Nah last time he talked about his "daily driver" it was a hario switch. But he did talk about drip coffee makers several times and when he did he heavily criticized anything that didn't have a timer because it's a very basic and very useful convenience feature.

>>19481484
then you are as ignorant as Hoffman
he know nothing about how Italians actually enjoy their coffee, especially in the lower half of the country
they prefer strong, bitter and earthy flavor and the blends are majority robusta
no italian will ever say
>mmm yes i love this acidic fruity light espresso

>>19481582
Yes you do fucking lmao otherwise the blatant shilling and product placement in videos would be off the bastard charts.

>>19481846
>he know nothing about how Italians actually enjoy their coffee
Good. Italian coffee is an abomination.

>>19481860
You don't like espresso?

>>19481864
I like espresso. I don't like italian espresso.

>>19481864
I'd rather not drink coffee than drink 9bar low ratio espresso with oily beans.

>>19481846
>no italian will ever say
>mmm yes i love this acidic fruity light espresso
yes we know, italians are incapable of making good coffee.
so they pretend to like shit coffee and then act superior about liking shit coffee.

>>19479141
But Hoff, I love my aeropress espresso...my aeropresso

>>19480538
it's symbiosis, not slavery

>>19480571
>kyoot furry accessories
>bonavita
>flair
marry me, I KNOW you're bi

>>19481985
heh more like aeropiss

>>19481986
The most heterosexual flair user

My machine cost 800 bucks but it makes one hell of a cup of Joe and it means I can use whole beans rather than the preground stuff or capsules. Over a couple of years, not getting chain coffee will add up in savings to make it worth it.

>>19481860
>>19481953
>immediately starts to cope and move the goalpost
coffee shouldn't melt you from the inside

>>19482050
Sage/Breville make quality stuff for the price, despite some people disparaging them because their machines aren't built like a WW2 tank

>>19480571
Regular ass kettle (cheap), switch V60 (used with folded large Melitta filters cuz it's 5 times cheaper), K6 (cheap but good), Moka pot (cheap) for the occasional cappuccino (and tiramisu) and a small French press used as a milk frother (cheap). Spent the extra money on coffee. We are not the same.

>>19482050
>>19482072
The dual boiler is the best value machine in its category.

>>19482143
I'm aware the image was not an dual boiler.

>>19480551
It's called having a hobby pancho.

>>19482528
I love my hobby poncho, I wear it whenever I'm having fun :)

Can I make an espresso with a French press?

>>19482551
Yes. Just press very hard!

>>19482530
Is it more enjoyable than the work poncho? I like it less.

>>19479141
he's right, you know.

>>19482562
How many bars? It's hard to know because there is no manometer :(

>>19479160
immersion brewing coffee is pretty hit or miss. I do it because I'm lazy, but the aeropress basically gives you both brewing styles in one, so I stopped doing immersion altogether.

>>19482575
I usually go to at least 3 bars but some mornings I end up at like 5. I have a lot more free time after getting fired for coming to work drunk.

>>19482567
Fine. Still no dicksuccing for me though.

>>19482576
Immersion brewing is far more easily consistent than percolation. Also the aeropress does not give you both, it's an immersion brewer. It's basically a small french press with better and faster filtration. Something like a clever dripper or hario switch is what gives you both.

>>19479141
okay.

>>19481870
>I like pizza. I don't like italian pizza.

>>19482600
yes

>>19482600
You know how Seinfeld was groundbreaking when it came out but then every other show took that idea and did it better?

>>19481848
Oh you sweet summer child.

>>19481535
The only reason I am really getting into coffee recently is because of realizing how much of a difference certain factors I thought was insignificant makes in the taste of the coffee. I haven't gone that deep in the rabbit-hole yet to start tasting fucking berries or whatever in the coffee due to "flavor-notes" that a random hipster pretends he found however, but coffee does have a lot to it as a drink. Brewing methods, roasting processes, the importance of coffee freshness, and such. I'm a complete newbie to it all but still, there was A LOT more to it than I thought than just "caffeine water". At this point I am excited about waking up in the morning just to make coffee and maybe tweaking some factors to see if it'll be better than last time. Instant coffee tastes like vile garbage to me now.

Why not spend the money on better coffee. The mechin litterly pores water over coffee.hasmgs

>>19482653
Metal Gear Solid 6: Moka Madness

>>19482653
based mye fwiend

>>19482638
Flavor notes are mostly people trying to covey the taste of coffee through comparison, they're not saying it literally tastes like berries. But relative to how coffee tastes it's more in that sort of direction. If you go into it literally expecting to taste fruits and chocolate and shit then you're gonna be disappointed, but if you properly decipher what the fuck the roaster is trying to tell you you can more easily find coffees you enjoy.

>>19481475
>this guy is a clown

You couldn' t tell?

>>19481480
Oy vey!

>>19480571
Has more fun making it than drinking it/10

>>19482747
Unsure if that's positive or negative

How come Japan already has fifth wave coffee and we're stuck with third wave trash?

>>19482747

>>19482749
>Unsure if that's positive or negative
Positive. It's something to enjoy doing

I use an Aeropress and it's miles better than the instant coffee I used to drink. Currently I'm using Folgers, but I want to upgrade to a better brand.

>>19482751
>coffee
:|
>coffee, Japan
:U

I want a cappuccino so fucking bad but the machines are so expensive AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19482767
thank me l8r sk8r

>>19482772
hmmm

>>19482769
>third wave
:|

>fourth wave
:)

>fifth wave
:D

>>19482751
Describe fourth and fifth wave

For me? It's Friele Instant Gull.

>>19479141

I don't get """high-end coffee""". It's just a tiny shot glass with really bitter coffee. I drink my coffee like a king from a mug, 3-6 times a day

>>19482810
The Reddit to the 3rd waves Tumblr

I don't know if I just don't "get" coffee, but whenever I have something that's supposed to be really good coffee I always find it kinda offputting. It tastes too much, I don't want coffee to be like wine with "notes of liquorice and berries" and all that shit, I want it to taste like coffee. I use a pourover and that's it, regular pre-ground coffee, I think it tastes more than good enough.

>>19482837
Some people legit have way more taste buds and can distinguish notes, but while I do grind my coffee and find that makes it smoother, I too just want good coffee that tastes like coffee

>>19482824
Hope your anxiety gets better

>>19482842
I am not one of those taste bud boys for the record

>>19482842
Yeah I agree grinding it yourself makes it tastes better, and I do have a grinder, but most of the time I can't be bothered to spend the little extra money on beans. I should do it again soon though.

>>19482843

I take them for sleeping not anxiety. I haven't had to use them for a few months not but back then I used to take the whole blister pack and pass out.

>>19482810
I'm not japanese how would i know?

>>19482824
That's not what high end coffee is

>>19482876

What, are you supposed to have a shotglass of bitter coffee and fill 3/4 of the mug with milk? Maybe put some fucking stupid """"""""""""""""""""latte art"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" on top of it? I'm sure the skill to make a silly palm tree looking figure on top of the frothing is essential...

>>19482860
Damn I struggle with sleep too but I really don't want to get on any hard medicine cause I get addicted real easy. Currently taking melatonin but it doesn't help much.

The absolute GOAT of affordable home espresso machines

I swapped the plastic pannarello steam wand for a proper traditional metal one. A precision laser cut basket for doubles (~20g) and pressure mod are also on the table. I have three or so great roasters locally I could get to on bike without any difficulty.

>>19482891
iron or magnesium levels both impact your sleep

>>19482900
I eat healtyh and lift three times a week, so I doubt it's my body, it was bad when my lifestyle was shit too but it hasn't really changed much getting healthy

>>19482891

my doctors aid melatonin has more of a placebo effect than real effect. they won't prescribe you benzodiazepines first, most likely after melatonin comes quetiapine which will put your ass to sleep and it doesn't cause an addiction but the downside is the first month or two of use is really hard because it makes you feel tired even if you sleep 12 hours. most people don't get over this phase, but eventually it stops when your body gets used to it

the difference is benzodiazepines work better, you don't feel that sleepy (in comparison) and you feel like you slept better. but eventually you notice it doesn't work anymore and you gotta increase the dosage and some people can manage it, some people end like me buying pills pressed in some garage in the balkans sold on the darkweb

>>19482917
I used to take queitapine actually, you're right it really knocks you out, never slept heavier than I did on those, but yeah as you also mentioned I had to sleep 12+ hours every night, getting up before was just not an option. I was prescriped benzos at one point, as a one-time thing (at that point it was to counteract the side effects of other medicine I was on) and it made me sleep but for me the effects were pretty much gone in less than a week and I upped the dose so fast I ran out of pills very quickly.
The best sleeping pills I ever took was Zopiclone (if I remember correctly, it was long ago). Wasn't prescriped those but my mother had and they didn't work for her so she gave them to me, knowing I had trouble sleeping. They worked really well but as I mentioned in my first post, I could feel an addiction building fast, probably just a mental addiction but even so. I would love getting those pills again but my sense tells me it's better to stay away. Chamomile tea seems to help somewhat but only for the initial falling asleep, not the staying asleep.

>>19482630
>Everyone's videos are full of product placement to attack my subconscious. No I'm not a schizo!!!

>>19482837
A lot of specialty shops focus on very exotic tastes and light roasts, but you can find ones that have stuff that's more "traditional" but still high quality

>>19479141
for me, its that metal little drip thingy that i leave overnight to drip coffee into a thermos

>>19482883
Again that's not what high end coffee is. That's just any cafe under the sun.

>>19479141
>And THAT is why your $30 coffee machine will always make disgusting brown dirt water compared to my $2300 bespoke commerical-grade espresso machine.
t. people who have never heard James Hoffman speak

>>19482944
fuck off James

>>19482960
Eat shit Adam

>>19482962
kill yourself Travis

>>19482929

I've been using lorazepam (3mg) and quetiapine (800mg) for like 10 years now. you can manage it. it will make you dependent on them but whatever, they are just pills.

>>19482944
No need to. The look of his whole style alone is enough.

>>19480564
This is how I started drinking coffee as a freshman in high school

>>19482977
Generic white?

>>19482985
He's more of the "sci-fi hipster", like the educated scientist in a shitty war film set in year 3000

>>19482895
based.

>>19479177
>Your thirty dollar coffee machine can't compare to a twelve dollar plastic V60.
is this true?

>>19483002
Yeah, v60 kicks ass

>>19482751
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

>>19483005
fuck. its like 25 bucks for the V60 (not sure about the brand, but its ceramic), like 30 for a good manual grinder. and probably another 30 for good beans and i have to get filters. Been drinking instant since covid.

>>19483027
french press is superior

>>19483056
really now. lol. i have a french press. but the water water gets cooled during the steeping. maybe i should get beans and a grinder instead.

>>19483027
>30 for a good manual grinder

>>19483066
Kek.

>>19483066
https://www.amazon.ca/PARACITY-Grinder-Stainless-Aeropress-Espresso/dp/B08QRL9Q4Q/ref=sr_1_16?crid=1R9HKXW5ACKPD&keywords=hand%2Bgrinder%2Bcoffee&qid=1689193623&sprefix=hand%2Bgrinder%2Bcoffee%2Caps%2C118&sr=8-16&th=1
Opinion? Obviously expensiver is better.

>>19483079
Absolute dogshit. Don't buy it.

>>19483079
>ceramic burrs
Absolute shit. If you're going to cheap the fuck out at least go so far as to get something with metal burrs.

>>19483079
chinese garbage

>>19483079
Best price-quality ratio for 13$

>>19483091
If you're buying a grinder for under $200 you should be getting something chinese. Anything from a non-chinese brand is going to be made in china as well except for double the price.

>>19482977
This is effectively just homophobia.
Fuck off, faggot.

>>19481076
That's a V60, stupid

>>19483188
look again, James

>>19480551
The one time I tried this the filter got so soggy that it burst the second I tried to lift it out of the mug.

>>19480571
>SEVEN brewers

>>19483027
Hario, and honestly the plastic one is the best one imo

the GOAT of coffee

>>19483145
So the dude is gay too? Well that fits like an ass on a bucket but doesn't concern me very much. I just hate people with that style. Only closeted homos like you think this style is homosexual exclusive.

>>19483255
He has a wife...

>>19483228
I only count 6

>>19483255
He's got a wife, he's just very metrosexual

>>19482883
high end coffee is not all espresso you knuckle-dragging retard

>>19479141
Best is to just give up coffee completely as a daily thing. I just go get a nice espresso drink from a local cafe once a week. Coffee daily is a scam and blunts the enjoyability

>>19483292
>Flair
>Aeropress
>french press
>drip machine
>Chemex
>2x mocha pots

>>19483311
I missed the second moka pot

>>19483228
>he doesn't have almost every type of common brewer
Ngmi

>>19483332
>not having a cezve/ibrik
ngmi

>>19483220
try again. practice makes perfect.

>>19479141
Is he constipated?

>>19483603
No he's caffeinated

>>19479141
He looks like he rides the handle of his plunger when nobody else is home?

>>19483671
cringe

Bros why bother, you can make espresso with one of these.

>>19484016
That's not real expresso retard.

>>19484017
Shut up nerd!

>>19479141
I used to care, but now I've degenerated into drinking folgers out of a french press. It's weak and shitty but oh well, who gives a shit

>>19484016

>>19484093
What is considered espresso then?

>>19484126
Espresso requires high pressure around 9 bar. moka pot makes strong coffee, but it isn't espresso.

>>19484126
This >>19482772 in my Bialetti espresso maker.

>>19479141
Someone mentioned coffee?

Just pour hot water in a cup with grinds. Wait 4 minutes. Scoop out the floaters. Then wait about another 4 minutes for the rest to settle. Then drink down to ~1/4 inch. Works great as long as you don't disturb the grinds back up.

>>19484126
The original "espresso" machines just pissed out piping hot filter coffee using a large boiler. Pressure wasn't a thought. Basically a hot water tap over a small bed of coffee so you could fill fresh cups quickly. That's the "espresso" that moka pots make. Very different from "traditional" 9bar high body 1:2 shots in 25-30 a la gaggia's patent. "Modern" espresso is a completely different drink as well. Lighter roasts, longer ratios, lower peak pressure(still way higher than a moka can produce), but you're using that lower pressure to target a specific flowrate.
https://youtu.be/I8uStVXNf0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHHWZtm-Kw

>>19484195
Take the turk pill

>>19479141
I don't mind people with high standards and refined tastes and always like to see someone with a passion. That being said I just drink instant coffee, scooping it into a mug I heated in the microwave. I listen to guys like him out of interest, not to follow his advice.

>>19481860
holy fucking shit that mokapot is in absolute shambles

I like my coffee smooth and easy to drink so my usual process is french press with 200° water and fresh ground beans (med or light roast). My MIL thought I served her tea when I gave her a cup. It wasn't weak, she just usually makes extremely strong drip coffee and then dumps a bunch of sugar and creamer in it. If I'm feeling lazy I just drink some Cafe Bustelo. It's great for quick ice coffee.

>>19484186
Where to get instant coffee MRE?

>>19479141
>and THAT is why I have sex after my coffee whilst you sit at home sobbing over your shota porn as you once again fail to maintain an erection

>>19485808
oddly specific scenario anon are you okay?

>>19480571
>no moomin cup
Wretched and foul

>>19479160
Kek good scene, love chinky cinema

>>19485808
It's all about the preventative maintenance

>>19479247
I can't dunk my donut in caffeine pills

>>19484424
italians don't believe in washing mokapots, they're always fucking filthy for the "flavour"

>>19486507
having a real culture isnt called "filthy"

>>19486507
Wrong. Italians rinse their mokapots with hot water which is enough to clean it and keep it in good shape. The myth that Italians don't clean is just a myth. You gain nothing from letting old coffee build up. In fact, what you actually get is a sour, spoiled brew.
What you're seeing in that video is somebody who has either repeatedly scrubbed their mokapot with something abrasive or put theirs in a dishwasher machine, which you're explicitly told not to do by the manufacturer. Pic related, a mokapot after one cycle through a dishwasher.

>>19486525
>non whites
>culture

Italians literally have an iron man statue they are proud of.

>>19479148
With pre-ground moka it's all about the right grind. If a brick says it's for multiple prep methods, it's usually too fine for moka. Once you find a good one, though, it's pretty good.

If you have a local roastery, ask them to grind for you. For me it was a step up, even if slightly more expensive. Plus, you can buy little and often so the coffee's fresher when you make it.

>>19486588
Incorrect. Italian co-workers and roommates can never catch their breath to explain their special italian brewing technique which always includes grimy dishware, always for the same reason. I always break my pasta in front of those faggots

>>19486525
GOOD MORNING SIRS

>>19486630
As if I'd believe somebody on /ck/ has a job

I'm in the market for a new coffee machine after my old one died, redpill me on K kup machines.

>>19486652
It's probably one of the more employed boards

>>19479175
next time preface your post by saying you're poor so i can skip reading it

>>19487142
I would hardly call busboy employed.

>>19486588
What moka pot is that?

>>19479175
>real niggers
You aren't wrong.

the best for iced coffee

>>19479141
Never trust a man with a hairdoo

>>19488153
lmao you bald fuck

>>19488176
I have hair thick as straw. It's just gay to stand in front of a mirror and give yourself the What About Mary every morning..

>>19488188
>What About Mary
Something About.. whatever

>>19488188
>it's gay to put effort into your appearance
Tell me you're a virgin without saying you're a virgin

>>19488197
You think I'm dumb enough to dox myself just to prove to internet strangers that I've actually had sex before?

Well you're right.

>>19488208
San Jose

>>19488208
>I'M NOT A VIRGIN. I SWEAR. PLEASE BELIEVE ME
no

>>19488244
I have a bunch of sex pics of that 19yo, but it's a blue board so..

>>19488138
Brikka with the old style valve

>>19480182
>gorilla chow
>>19481546
gorilla chow never dies.

>>19479141
You're a giant dumbass.
A custom professional-grade espresso machine would probably cost a lot more than $2300.

>>19486652
cope harder with your cooking youtuber knowledge

>>19481749
Nobody knows what a winger is, use standard (American) English and not your local pidgin.

>>19489151
amazing that the US is a country that produced 'roasts' and modern stand-up comedy
pretending that you are even more retarded than you already are and can't click your mouse a couple of times and expand your limited vocab is only owning yourself, and yet so many of you idiots do this

>>19488208
your sister looks cute

>>19486617
>it's usually too fine for moka.
get you a aeropress filter and wet it and stick it on the screen disk thing right above the coffee
game changer that I did learn from Hoffman

>>19489876
>scamming yourself out of coffee oils

>>19488208
sex tape or gtfo

>>19488188
that looks like a hairdo to me

>>19486427
go dunk your doughnut in a cup of warm piss

>>19479141
I'm gonna stick to my supermarket coffee pods. I like them, and that's what matters.

>>19490189
She was actually really gross, it's not worth it.

>>19490210
I literally shave my head over a garbage can like once every two or three months. I down even own a comb.

>>19482985
jewish you mean

>>19482818
based

Just as long as you're not pouring boiling water into plastic. For me, it's fine freshly ground w/ percolator.

>>19479141
not if i add milk. CHECK. SET. MATCH.

>>19492607
Based and dairy pilled

>>19479141
>Conveniently ignoring that the man's preferred and most advocated brewing implement is a cheap plastic cone

>>19490732
>Bragging about being an unkempt slob while simultaneously describing a woman you supposedly fucked as "really gross" and using it to demonstrate how very straight and manly you are

Slob says he fucks slobs, riveting

>>19492712
I'm on 4chan for a reason, you know.

>>19480182
Implying I wouldn't be a customer for that

>>19492752
Seems to be working fine for Canadians.

>>19480571
>all of this for ONE cup of coffee

Coffee nerds like wine nerds but somehow even gayer

>>19479141
>implying you can just slip in the word bespoke and get away with it
Not on my watch.

>>19479141
My V60 cost 8 euro

>>19492995
How much did your pouring kettle cost

>>19493143
it's a pyrex measuring cup I put into the microwave, I'm actually an American expat