/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19472371
>inb4 le taco bell meme

oranges

>>19472371
Beef

>>19472378
egg yolk actually

Dominos deep dish pizza has me on the throne all morning, my entire bathroom and hallway smelled like a rotten deli for like 2 hours.

>>19472371
takis, I loved them until my bitch ass digestive system had to go soft

When I was binge drinking every day and had spicy food. Watery beer shits that seared my asshole. Havent been constipated in decades

all fast food pizza, especially dominoes
they have something toxic in there

Oats, but I consider that a good thing.
I hate it when I've got turds just sitting in my belly, festering in there, for days.

>>19472371
that other anon's ribeye steak

>>19472371
food cooked with vegetable oil, had to switch to olive oil and butter

>>19472402
If "Eggy Farts" is not a stage name, it should be.

>>19472377
>>meme

>>19472371

>>19472371
Chipotle if I get the hot salsa. Which sucks because it's not that hot - it just tears up my asshole the next morning every time.

>>19472674
this image is sfw btw

Everything, damn crohn's disease

My body can handle pretty much anything honestly. I've had the same twice a morning shitting schedule for years and no amount of Taco Bell, spicey food, etc makes me shit after that during the day. The only god damn thing that ever makes me have to shit off schedule are these bastards. Sometimes I have to get out of bed in the middle of the night to shit because my body just nopes these fuckers out of my system. Homemade fish meal? No problem, but Van Kamp's poison fish ruins my life. Shame, it's the best tasting frozen fish, especially their beer battered fillets.

>>19472674
They never carry the pink ones near me, these ones are okay if you add cream ajd eggs to them but it still makes my tummy hurt

>>19472371
Adding to the Dominos crowd. A philly cheese steak pizza and some lava cakes will have me shitting for the next 48 hours with above-the-water mountains every time.

McDonalds goes through me like a goose.

>>19473322
>holy shit those digits

>>19473331
Don't encourage him

>>19472371
Taco bell, what else

>>19472371
trained myself for years to have speedrun MMORPG shits
i literally dont know how it takes anyone over 30secs to take a shit cuz i'm too used to squeezing it out at maximum speed so i can run back to the PC before my guild knows i was afk.

git gud faggots

A wok full of frozen vegetables

>>19473772
i've pooped myself more than once because i was trying to hold my diarrhea in while playing video games. i have a weak sphincter

pepperoni sticks. if i eat too many of them, i get the worst shits later or the day after. but it's worth it.

Sometimes I don't poop for days but I never really feel constipated.

Yesterday I had explosive diahrea and figured out it was because of artificial sweeteners. Just gonna stop using them or drinking Coke zero.

>>19472371
the hell is that filename

>>19474330
Kek loser

>>19472371
popcorn

wtf is wrong with you anons and your scat fetish

>>19472371
literally anything. My body hates me and I love food but I shit my guts out. I have shingles

>>19475093
It's super prevalent on this board and it's disgusting I hope all of the scatposters HIV advances to AIDs and kills them soon.