/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19468091
This restaurant is based.

>>19468194
Based on what?

Is it true that family restaurants are nightmares to work in?

>>19468464
the taste of maine

>>19468471
They can be. Comes down to what management are like

>>19468464
Based reddit user

>>19468525
Us oldfags amirite?

>>19468091
We desperately need the tourism revenue to fund our meth addictions.

>>19468091
Anything with a Kaiju raping it has my upvote.

So that's where Lobstora wound up after raping Divine.

>>19469136
See >>19469443 and look up the John Waters movie 'Multiple Maniacs.'

>>19469449
John Waters is a national treasure. Him and Lloyd Kaufman are uniquely American commentators and will leave a completely irreparable void when they leave us

>>19469488
lot of great places in the Kittery/York area. I got a Clam Box a ways down the road from me and it's pretty great

>>19468091
big lobst

>>19468091

>>19469488
CLAMS
CLAMS
CLAMS

its in amherst, ohio. the naming rights were used in harold and kumar go to white castle. the dogs and fries are 10/10.

>>19469623
What a weird chemtrail sky

>>19468091

>>19469645
Got kicked out by then McDonalds guards from here once

>>19468091
I want there to be a hurricane so it can rip that lobster from the roof and fly it around like a terrifying death lobster

Hot Dog!

>>19468091
Always love driving past this every year on my way to Damariscotta for the 4th of July.

>>19469970
but that’s soulless

>>19469985
Would you prefer burger hut 1?

>>19468091
You call that a lobster?

>>19469998
I'd prefer to never set foot in yinzer country ever. Bunch of uglies I'll tell 'ya.

>>19470018
where's Mothra when you need him

>>19468091
There's a place not far from me where the interior is decorated like an italian town square. Food's good too.

>>19468091
Nothing more soulful than tiny, nearly invisible, local restaurants shoehorned into some unrelated building. This one sells tacos and nothing else.

UFO restaurant in the OBX
burnt down

>>19468091
Cooper's Restaurant in Scranton PA is a glutton for S O V L.

>>19468091
Space Age Restaurant And Bar in Gila Bend, AZ

>>19470039
i love shit like that so much.
theres one in my town thats basically inside a cave even though its just a normal building
shame the place is empty like 90% of the time

>>19469977
Gib location

>>19470601
>inside a cave
Where's this?
I'm going to start a pilgrimage bucket list of eating at cool places around the us.

>>19470018

>>19470680
>US
its a turkish cave mate it aint in the USA its in the NW of the uk

Near Raleigh, NC.

>>19470768
>>19470771
is this the place ramsey visited and there was potheads playing bongos at 2am?

Dashi, Durham, NC.

>>19470777
I don't know, but it seems off-brand for that place-- I wouldn't think so.

Buffalo, NY

>>19470778
Comfy

>>19468091
I would never go to a restaurant that tries to be silly. I don't want people with a silly attitude preparing my food. Food is meant to be taken seriously, a craft one dedicates themself to and eliminates all mistakes from their process. It is not meant to be treated as a joke, or as fun. I am going to a restaurant, not a fucking carnival. Have respect for yourself and your job, you are not a clown.

>>19471009
Dumb esl poster

>>19468091
SOVL?

>>19469635

HDR photography reveals the truth. The TRUTH

>>19469675
lmao isnt this some really depressing book about a woman having to choose wich one of her kids dies to save the other one?

>>19469977
>fish choder

>>19468091
>>19470018
Giant insects are my worst nightmare. I can't imagine Honey I Shrunk the Kids in real life.

>>19470595
They have aliens working too.

Inb4 "its a chain restaurant"

Any of those beachside places with funny names
>somewhere on the Delaware coast

>>19468091
wtf is SOVL?

>>19471009
Get a load of this party pooper!

>>19473228
zoomer speak for nostalgia they haven't earned

>>19471009
>it is not meant to be treated as a joke, or as fun

It's a bar but it's close enough

The original owner put a curse on the Cubs because they kicked him out of the stadium for bringing his goat

>>19471009
>>19471033
Must be french

>>19473358
I agree it sounds like something a half Algerian would write

>>19469977
I wonder if they're open.

Torn down to build some condos or some shit, I will never not be mad.

>>19473598

>>19470707

>>19473347
based

Preteen the child fuck.

>>19470244
It was never a restaurant, it was just a roadside attraction where they would charge you to take a picture of it.

>>19470244
It hadn't been a restaurant for 30 years by the time it burned down.

not a restaurant but has a number of takeout things so close enough

>>19469624
I like the way you think.

Red Top, aka Dirty Ernie's. Hamburg, NY

>>19468091
Old Man River, Niagara Falls, NY

>>19468091
the ocean is radioactive.

>>19468091
Ed's Warehouse, Toronto, ON

>>19469970
Can I eat here if I haven't eaten at the first Burger Hut? I don't wanna be lost.

lol its tasty but very unsophisticated cooking. very american.

>>19475873
The ability to get lost suggests you're thinking of these restaurants in terms of narrative. Burger hut 2 is likely named based on the fact that it is the second burger hut location opened by the owners of the original burger hut.
Again, going to burger hut 2 is not the same as purchasing a ticket to see a movie which was made as a sequel to a movie which you have not yet seen.
Please do not attempt to save face by claiming that your post was a joke.

>>19470228
the gas station adjacent hispanic restaurants across the southeastern US are generally high tier food in my experience

Any Brevard County retards on this board? Looking back, this place sucked and their steaks were usually shit. I guess you just went there to get a seat in the train cars.

>>19469449
It’s on MAX. I’ll watch it at work tomorrow.

>>19469164
kinda cute

restaurant's festaurant and sestaurant

>>19477464
it's also really delicious, as far as hot dog stands go anyway. opened up 70 years ago and still has a line out into the parking lot every weekend. Lots of ∑ΩVL.

https://hotdogstories.com/hot-dog-annies-in-leicester-ma/

weird little surf bar thats somehow been open almost as long as i've been alive
food's greasy but consistently good, decor is terrible in an endearing way

>>19476630
what the fuck is max you stupid asshole

These threads make me happy and sad, I get to see these places on vacation but vacation I always end up crying and doing drugs because my dads an asshole and ruins them. Then again my whole family is like that, so i prefer to take shrooms and sneak out to these places.

Pick related I had the best grouper fish sandwhich here.

>>19477541
Go traveling without your family then

>>19477653
I'm not allowed.

>>19477672
What are you 12?

>>19477675
Older retard.

>>19473600
Oh shit! Haven't seen one of those in Decades, we took my Grandfather once, he had never been. He was a "Good Ole Boy" and we thought he was going to kill the waitress who cut off his Tie.

>>19477551
NOT COMƒY

>>19477551
Sex with robot

this place in my town used to be a 4-star French restaurant, since 1937 when the castle was built. apparently in my lifetime they were awarded for having the top 10 wine lists in the USA with one of the biggest wine cellars at almost 200,000 bottles stored underground. Live jazz every saturday and sunday on the patio.

Now it's a Spanish-Mex takout.

>>19468091
newenglandsisters... we're winning...

>>19469998
Looks like a fucking post office

all these places look like paycheck-bouncers staffed with the owner's friend as the manager and a revolving door of the lowest-tier methbilly cooks you can imagine.

>>19478234
go on...

>>19478260
that was a complete statement, there isn't more.

>>19478278

>>19473347
NO FRIES, CHIPS

>>19468091
Captain Petes Foreskin Grill and Bell End Burgers. Cum balls.

>>19471075
yes

>>19469645
Out of my way, plebs

>>19473049
a lot of these chains had peak soul before they became completely corporatized. I remember before chilis became too big thier locations had a very intentional ecclectic southwest/beach hippie kind of vibe to it

Great lil joint in NJ

Went here a few times when I was working in Digby, NS. They had great bacon cheeseburgers amd shakes.

>>19470244
you talkin about Galactic Golf? a minigolf course with hot dogs isnt a restaurant anon

>>19473347
>sucking at baseball and literally scapegoating it

>>19469650
>McDonald’s guards
Lmao do Americans really?

>>19479625
>Americans
>sign on the window clearly has some sort of euro dollar sign

>>19477852
The west has fallen.

>>19479630
Its the pound sign. British people value american food so much they have to hire guards to protect McDonalds. Its all part of their american obsession.

>>19470812
been there like 10 times but never sober nor in daylight. had no idea it had animal heads and shit?

>>19472869
Why is the cow on wheels?
So it can moove.

This is the most sovl we're ever gonna see

And I'm tired of pretending its not.

>all these soulless places
The Emperor of SOVL is coming through. Kneel, peasants.

>>19469624
CLAMS
CLAMS
CLAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ

>>19481408
:[

>>19481400
>enter the CASA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-laI0LuRo2s
https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=-laI0LuRo2s

>>19481412
what kind of communist dictatorship stops you from watching Mötley Crüe classic Girls Girls Girls

>>19481420
United States of America

>>19481420
this is actually a capitalist practice and it's the record label who blocks shit because they have distribution contracts and the crüe's videos must be available here from a different division or distributor's channel

>>19481413
>>19481400
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Btw099FtAbs
Going to the CASA tomorrow bros. The renovation is literally S-tier.

Erie PA

For me, it's King Kone.

>>19469624
Beat me to it

>>19482044
For me, it's the chubby milf in the teal shorts

Step aside, Yankees.

>>19482153
for me it's her capri wearing daughter

one of the best hot dogs I ever had

Cabbage Key, Florida

Home of Jimmy Buffet's famous cheeseburger in paradise

>>19482340
Boat Chads only

>>19482343

>>19473049
Does outback steakhouse actually serve xxxx and Tooheys or is it just set dressing

>>19468091
wrong

>>19470771
i miss when america was like this

>>19469970
this looks like a neo edward hopper painting

>>19477541
>but vacation I always end up crying
please be in Calgary

>>19469623
Narragangsters rise up

>>19481400
Been there once as a kid. The show was great; the food pretty meh. When the best thing on the menu is the refried beans and Spanish rice, you know you’re in a second-rate Mexican joint.

>>19480010
I lived in Chicago for the last 2 years and the one time I went to the famous hotdog places I ordered an Italian beef. It was the same as the diner 5 minutes from my apartment.

King of the North Shore

Step aside for the King of the Pacific Northwest

>>19469504

what about howard's?

>>19477852
place was good but the menu was definitely dated. Kinda felt like dining in the 80s would feel like.
I really like the after-dinner drinks he would make tableside.

>>19471009
made me chuckle thinking about how funny it is that, through all human history, people really have had to struggle for food. and even those that had the means for food still never conceived of wasting it for joke purposes. thinking about, like, famines and shit; and even before the industrialized or agrarian eras when we were still hunting shit with spears...

but here we are. at the tip of history making jokes with our dispensaries of calories. putting a top hat on a shrimp or smashing ground beef into the shape of a smiley face just cause it makes our retard brains giggle.

i wouldn't have it any different, but it's also funny that when someone comes along and points out how stupid this is, he's the one that sounds ridiculous. whatever i'm kinda high

>>19483795
A ship of fools, anon
Enjoy it while it lasts

>>19470777
That was in Oregon

>>19476155
I recommend you be put down soon. You can go to any vet, they’ll hook you up.

>>19482244
E the red baron? I miss you

>>19472847
(you)

Was a great diner
Hot black coffee
smoke a cigarette
Order two eggs over easy with hash browns and a side of scrapple and bacon

Great food in here

America fucking obliterates other countries for soulful dining experiences jesus christ

>>19477508
I remember sneaking my own Colt 45s in here as a teenager to eat those massive burgers for a big night out. Good times.

>>19483778
Only time I was ever there was in like 1991 and I remember thinking this is like dining in the 60s. I was a kid so I had a burger. It blew my mind though because I had only had my dad's burgers or fast food. So there's that.

I always wanted to go back and try their lobster thermidore, but never did and now it's too late

>>19483765
HOWARD'S OUTSIDE WEST BROOKFIELD?? fuck yes! I went there ONCE with my parents and it was a magical experience. We would usually go up to Dresser Hill in Charlton though (RIP), but yeah Howard's is the tits. And Ronnie's is still going strong. Ronnie's is just close enough to home where I used to stop in for lunch when I'd go on long bike rides through the backroads, and then have to belly it home slowly with 5lbs of chowda and clam strips in my gullet.

Good times man good times

>>19485402
based, i didnt think anyone else would recognize the place

anyone ever hangout at Dean's in Newtown? burgers are fucking great (and cooked right in front of you btw), but also their fesh & chep is fucking underrated, and also cooked right in front of you.

And they have one of those two-player table Pac•Man arcade machines you can sit at. You won't get a blister on those controls, they are well seasoned.

>>19469488
That's no way to talk about your wife, Bob

The Garlic
New Smyrna Beach, FL
One of the better Italian restaurants I've been to

>>19469935
Eyyyyyy based shore-goer, love that place

>>19485768
>tfw 'talian places in Florida are better than 'talitan places in Italia'

i used to live five minutes from here. amazing blueberry donuts

i'm in 727 and never had anything worth remembering. i mean as much as i like a banh mi, every place i try it, it's the same. same with ribs, or grilled chicken sandwiches, brownies, reubens

>>19485410
I worked at howard's for years in high school. probably saw you there once or twice. It is under new ownership now (same people as clam box) but it is still very good and not the same as the clam box.

I went to dresser hill a few times for ice cream but that was a bit out of my driving range back then.

Never tried Ronnie's, will have to give that a go when i'm back home.

Shut down due to lockdowns.

>>19486223
>reubens
every place I go to has a different reuben. Its like inherent in the design that people never make the same two types of reuben - someone is always putting more kraut on it, or the corned beef is shredded in a different way, or theres too much dressing

why are most of these places in florida?
do floridians really need wacky looking buildings to lure them in to eat?

>>19486947
christ that's garish

>>19485858
it is not nero di seppia what is this
also, Miami is a tax heaven for rich Italaian high end shady entreprenuers, no surprise there is good italian food

>>19487282
Most Floridians are wacky looking themselves so it makes perfect sense.

>>19469504
>takeout window
Okay, this is epic.

>>19469164
Worcester, ma is a revolting and degenerate hellhole trying desperately to be relevent

>>19487638
I live in Wisttah county but NOT in Wistah and frankly all this Polar Park and faux redevelopment shit is a farce and I don't buy into any of it. I wonder what they're going to use that empty park for in 2 years when it goes out of business.

There are hundreds of miles of rural wilderness all around Worc. County and that's where I live

>>19468091

>>19487696
Interesting news article on business insider. I agree, yelp is an absolute scam and shouldn't exist. It isn't designed to be truthful and there are lots of stories of Yelp bullying businesses like a mafia. You want protection? You pay them. Otherwise they ruin your business.

>>19481944
"NIGGER BURGER" made me choke on my drink
Straight to the point

>>19487684
Grafton fren here, anon

>>19472847
They at least serve Foster's.

>>19489213
Whoops, meant this for >>19482657

>>19488046
You're not still going to that Grafton hot dog place I hope

>>19485473
Newtown and Sydney in general is such a cesspit. I’m glad I don’t live there anymore. No wonder all my friends that still live in the inner west are alcoholics

>>19489472
I too have outgrown the inner suburbs. Whereabouts do you live now anon? I lived away from Syds for aout 3 years but now have returned, for work, and live in a busy leafy townhouse northside, tucked into Lane Cove National Park. I only go into the city a couple times a month and usually just to get dinner with some frens and I can deal with that. Neutoun just doesn't have much to offer me anymore. A few pubs I still like and I like the dumpling place on Enmore a lot, but that's about it. Most of my friends have moved further out to be more comfortable, the ones still in the innawest are alcoholics and manchildren.