/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stop spamming the same trash over and over you retarded faggot

>>19455757
but those are all brand new webms anon

>>19455757
i hadn't seen these before, my angry incel brother

>>19455740
This one is my favorite, her channel is hard subbed though if you select it over the yt captions usually so you don't get the Chinese text on the bottom.

>>19455740
Fuck me I can taste the umami from here

>>19455734
Implessive

>>19455862
love fried fish bones but they always look like centipedes
>>19455867
Imagine the amount of effort and time you need to keep warm if you live inna slavic shithole like yakutia

>>19456211
it's a fucking 1:1 ratio of chilli to snail

Dumping.

>>19456051
Classic mistake. That fire enchantment was too powerful for a carton of milk.

>>19455954
>Fuck me I can taste the umami from here
This sentence is worthy of a soyjack

It should always be at least one webm thread.

>>19456974
I love stinky stupid bastard sandwiches

>>19457036
this looks good

Does anyone have the wholesome down syndrome tards looking for a spoon to cook with?

>>19456974
That would be good as fuck with like 1/2 as much onion

>>19457136
Yeah, that is definitely enough onion for two sandwiches.

That's all I've got.

>>19457169
No wonder this one's married. Must be a fine woman.

>>19455757

>>19456051
to be fair his mom usually does this at home

>>19457197
I want to have that in my mouth right now so badly

>>19457888
>my face when he cuts off the fish’s face
was pretty much the same face the fish made

>>19457894
This never fails to make me angry.

>>19457902

>>19457922
And now I’m hopping mad. Thanks.

>>19457924

>>19457948
Well now you’re just provoking me.

>>19457149
Is this why italian-americans are so obeast

>>19457094
It looked really nice until he turned it into baby food.

>>19457932
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
WHY ARE THEY POURING CREAM ON IT?
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY EATING WITH THEIR HANDS?
WHY ARE THEY EATING SOMETHING SO MESSY WITH THEIR HANDS INSIDE A ROLLS ROYCE?
HOW DID A DISGUSTING ANIMAL LIKE THIS GET INSIDE A ROLLS ROYCE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>>19458046
biryani

>>19458047

>>19455737
damn thats a piece of meat

>>19457192
needs to wash his hands, disgusting

>>19456014
>yakutia
>slavic
It's just as slavic as england is

>>19457076

>>19457860
how does he get out

>>19457315
Fucking what? What does it matter?

>>19458046
Utensils probs offend allah in some way.

>>19456991
After watching these for 20 seconds I just skip to the end to see what the slop is

>>19457169
She sure pureed those tomatoes really nicely using just a fork. Impressive.

>>19457076
If this is product placement it worked

>>19457076
I haven't had that in like 30 years.

>>19456997
Radish, cabbage, carrot?

>>19458046
you can take an indian out of India, but you can't take India out of an indian

>>19455734

>>19456974
I would far for 3 days after eating this.

>>19459058
step bro why are you filming

>>19455740
>spicy river snails
>clearly just shrimp fried rice

>>19459197
It's from the same video as these

>>19456039
>>19456211

>>19459172
I hate this fake grifter bitch.

>>19457049
doing the onions overnight like that makes sense to me, but why go another 6 hours after adding the broth? the soup is basically done.

>>19457900
Here you go anon

>>19457087
>citrus juice in a cocktail without shaking

Colonel's day.

>>19459914
>Do you struggle to eat chicken wings?
No, I don't have down syndrome.

>>19456974
why did you cut out the best part?

>>19458320
nvm hes just black

>>19457894
hell is hot for people who do this retarded ass shit

>>19459914
that has to be the most complicated way to eat wings I have ever seen.

>>19460252
fucking disgusting, and so is the "chicken"

>>19457070
Eh, it's more like a trailer park stromboli.

>>19460252
Don't leave out the part where you transfer the bacteria that you've been collecting under those nails to the food.

>>19460252
i wish vegans would just eat vegan food that's good on its own instead of doing bullshit like this trying to emulate meat for no reason. these dishes have never once in history converted a meat eater to vegan so who the fuck are they making them for?

like off the top of my head i can think of vegan dishes that i know are great without pretending to be meat
- roasted califlower
- falafel
- mushroom stew
- butternut squash soup
- french fries
- baba ghanoush
- miso tofu stir fry
- fried plantains

i'm not even a vegan so what is their excuse??

>>19460508
Vegan food can taste great, but it typically doesn't provide the same amount of nutrition with some things. They might be trying to make up for that. Or it could just be a moral statement, saying that you don't need to kill animals to have tasty food.

>>19456899
but there's a spoon of sugar in there too, so....

>>19457160
>>19457154
goyslop

>>19460581
Bot?

>>19457076
I believe this is the best video i've ever seen

>>19457076
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR
https://youtu.be/ThEv8uGTjAo?t=86

>>19460581
>cheese is goyslop
Retard.

>>19457894
i'm sorry bros... i would

>>19457052
>Indian "food".
>No gloves.
Unusable.

>>19457049
Who the fuck will waste one day and night cooking onions ffs. Them onions better be tasting good.

>>19460875
I'm guessing you're supposed to do the onions the night before, then everything else in the morning. This way it's ready for that evening.

>>19460818
LINE PIEEEEEECE

>>19459133
Chinese turnip, not radish

>>19460900
Theres just too many hours and energy consumed for a mid meal.

>>19460964
I love onion soup so I'd disagree, but I can understand why you'd feel that way.

>>19459711
Probably so the onion and thyme flavors the broth.

>>19460581
At this point goyslop has lost all meaning and only serves as a dog whistle

>>19460576
that fish is too big to taste good. imagine the ganges corpses and pharmaceutical run-off its ingested during its life

>>19459058
hhaaaAAAAA- *FWOOMP*

>>19457162
just add more cheese and meat XD

>>19456974
the only problem with this is its being made by a hairy disgusting hippy. Food looks fine

>>19457860
the rice cooks the egg

>>19460239
>psych
it's sike
S
I
K
E

how are zoomers so unabashedly retarded

>>19457900
>>19459712

>>19461280
oops too big

>>19461424
:(

couldn't they smack it on the head to kill it or at least knock it unconscious first

>>19461427
It's a tradition in China for things to suffer before dying:(

>>19461434
is that because the people there are suffering too? :(

>>19461441
Not that guy, but Chinese people think that pain makes things taste better. They are sadistic people lacking empathy. Not all cultures are of value.

>>19460548
im a squeamish eater so i like vegan food for being guilt-free generally, i dont like having to pick apart a crab to eat it, or to discard parts that arent supposed to be eaten, but yeah they dont need to go to great lengths to shape the food into something that looks like meat.

>>19461441
>>19461450
>>19461427
>Chinese people think that pain makes things taste better. They are sadistic people lacking empathy. Not all cultures are of value.
bullshit, more like they are not thinking at all. "my father and his father's father did it, why can't I?" Also you know those mainlander loves cutting corner so much.

>>19461487
lolno, why else do you think they go through the hassle of skinning dogs alive? Bleeding out pigs instead of CBG's?

>>19461558
What's even the point? Also it looks soggy as fuck from it's own juices.
And that's sad because ingredient wise there nothing wrong with this.

>>19456899
That is how you know whatever 'delicacy' you're seeing is shitty.
Good sichuan food is moderately spicy, shitty sichuan food overloads with chilis so you can suck down whatever starving peasant feed you're eating.
Its like garlic butter in french cuisine.

>>19461569
shitty owners. These are the same people complaining about how cats are dicks

>>19459773
You might be on to something. Go ahead and add that soda water and give it a shake, tell us how it works out.

>>19461261
this has to be bait

>>19458335
actually yakutia is as slavic as wales is english: definite, objective influence, occupation, cultural pushes, etc despite being a different people.

>>19458631
he committed treachery against the gods and is deigned to cook eggs for all of time

>>19457967

>>19459003
What? What does it matter if it matters? He noticed the ring, said "oh yeah that makes sense" and commented as such. It's normal for people to speak their minds and random compliments. You're weird.

>>19461261

>>19461779
I'm racist now.

>>19461575

>>19457888
I've seen this so many times and I just realized that's all he does to the head. he doesn't actually cut off fully. he just mutilated it for shits.

>>19461013
How the fuck can they eat off the ground? You can make a plate out of clay or wood or use a leaf. No excuse for this

>>19461779
Jason Derulo should go back to stealing songs what the fuck is this Ukranian TikTok content farm bullshit

>>19461861
I assume it's to give the fish a more stable base when he stands it up

>>19455734
>that cleavage shot
I will watch your food movie now.

>>19460508
Lots of vegans do eat that way. I'm vegan and disgusted by "vegan meat" and "vegan cheese". Something about it seems contradictory, like trying to emulate something you actually want but can't have. I've never wanted meat or cheese so I don't need "vegan versions" of them. The only vegan substitute I use for anything is "plant butter" which I basically only use for baking purposes because most recipes call for butter, wouldn't eat it by itself

>>19461609
Dinotendies, is that you?

>>19461646
you top it off with soda after you shake it, you fucking genius

>>19456974
I saw this for the first time a few years ago and now make this sandwich like almost once a week
it is seriously good

>>19455734
>the black neighbors invite you over for dinner

>>19456974
>>19459176
The greasy shits, too. Damn that's a lot of fat and carbs. It's like onion rings, but 2x the oil and a little added herb flavor. If you're going this far for an onion sandwich, at least grill the onion, and just lightly brush it with oil. Even then, I usually prefer it with a little sherry or something to help cut the oil.

>>19461609
>resting next to booba and eating pizza
What a life...

>>19457922
Ignoring all the sprinkles and shit, what purpose do patty 3 and 4 serve? At what point do you get diminishing returns on taste from adding more patties?

>>19461968
>Mmmmmm embryo dumplings
Sure it's gonna make you both horny and hungry

>>19460508
It's just zoomers who want to be vegan for the sake of not hurting animals or some shit. They still have the same retarded childish palate of only eating nuggies and burgers that they grew up with but they need to eat it in an "animal friendly" manner. They'll never touch a salad in their lives and stuff like eggplant is way too ethnic for them.
People who are vegan due to allergies or some other dietary restriction rarely (if ever) touch that garbage.

>>19460392
>that has to be the most complicated way to eat wings I have ever seen.
It's like, 2 steps.
How is that anymore complicated than gnawing around the bones like a rat?

>>19461285
s'good

>>19461581
It feels weird having nostalgia for commercials.

>>19457083
That will be $100

>>19462309
>yuo vill eet zee roks

>>19461911
All you needed was to use brown sugar instead of white sugar
You were so close

>>19462642
Do you think the feathers burn off enough to not make it shit, or are the people who eat this just used to it?

>>19460242
and of course
>bonbonbonbons

>>19462648
I wouldn't touch that thing if it were a fresh duck.
Mother fucker didn't even eviscerate it, it was basically boiling shit out of its neck.
I doubt anyone ate these. I feel like this was just done because the dude hates pigeons.

>>19462102
It's gross, but these bulbasaurs make the most of what they got. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

>>19462640
im furious

>>19461848
She recorded herself eating 4 entire meals and posing in order to produce one minute of video
That's at least an hour of holding her camera at her face and posing over and over and then two hours of editing

>>19461779
>40

butter it up~!

>>19461606
>that mouth/teeth structure
she'd be cute if she were 300lb lighter

>>19455867
>Enameled basin
Sovl

>>19460742
>Pretentious glove usage
>Faggot quantity of bacon
>Cake thing to spread peanut butter
It's just fucking excessive

>>19460955
>>19459133
It's potato

>>19455734
NTR vibes

>>19456039
>Blanch for 10 minutes
That's not blanching, those things are fully cooked.

>>19463231
midwits think that blanch is fancy talk for "cook in water".

>>19457932
>Sippy cup
>Using the dirty hand to handle food
>in a rented/fake rolls
Wild
>>19461193
Normal people can have hairy hands too.

>>19461434
this cutie needs her butthole renovated

>>19462642
People in fucking rural england used to pluck birds before eating. The only reason to serve unplucked birds then were if they were being used as decoration on a food item.

If this idiot is too dumb to do a chore that every moronic hick peasant in the 15th century knows you need to do in order to process a bird, they're literally subhuman.

>>19460242
I think butterfield shops at apple cabin foods

>>19463269
Zoomers fear body hair because they're all extremely low testosterone effeminate faggots.

>>19462775
That's ice cream

>>19459058
>Tomatoes
Brother those are egg yolks

>>19455740
So it wasn't a shrimp, just the Chinese, that fried this rice

>>19456039
Sooo.... You just crunch through the shell?

>>19457922
What's the pink stuff? The Quinky sauce?

>>19457860
Why does he touch-flop the bread

>>19463412
you use a toothpick to pick the snail meat out

>>19460252
Where can I buy wooden bone dowels? Serious question

>>19463459
She probably got them from some etsy store that carves them out of lumber scraps from a construction site.

>>19463459
>>19463470
Holy fucking shit, this exists.
https://www.fauxbones.net/
>ethically sourced
I wonder if they know how much fumigation foreign imported wood goes through?

>>19463477
I guarantee the chink factories aren't concerned about chemical exposure in stupid americans.

>>19457017
I'd get up
if I knew I fell

>>19463459
>>19463477
>wooden bone dowels
shit I thought those were pretzel sticks. vegans can't even use those and have to substitute something inedible for the bone

>>19457052
>a handful of peppers and onions
>equal amount of random sauces mixed together with it
>woops don't forget to cover both oversized pieces of bread with even more random sauces
>oh hey and how that we spread out veggie/sauce slaw on the bread lets top it with sauce
>and now that we put the top bread slice on lets cover that in more sauce
God Indians are so fucking stupid

>>19455740
That's a big wok

>>19463417
Estrogen cummies

>>19461551
Knew a woman that hunted octopuses. She's set out "traps" for them that were really just the kind of things they like to hide in, and then she'd go diving and get them to grab onto her body and bring them out that way. I wonder if she had a fetish for it.

>>19460252

>>19463543
for you

>>19458046
That's fermented milk. It's so good on rice, to be honest.

>>19455740
Do they actually bother to devein all those tiny shrimp or are you eating fried rice that's been flavored with poop?

>>19463578
inb4 someone thinks this wasn't staged

>>19462333
Plus tip

>>19461546
that actually seems like it could be fun for kids

>>19463744
you're a fucking idiot

>>19463971
>impotent tantrum
Cucked.

>>19461013
what is it with India and there always being 5-10 middle-aged men just fucking standing around, staring doing nothing?

>>19462701
>make the most of what they got
hmmm should we spend what little energy we have planting crops so we have food to feed us for a whole year?
should we go fishing or hunting?
should we produce crafts or resources that we can trade for food instead?
nah fuck that
lets waste energy waving shit around.

there's a reason they're poor and hungry, cuz they're lazy and retarded

>>19463744
Nobody de-veins shrimp that are that small. The vein is tiny on a shrimp that size and the amount of poop it would have is infinitesimal. China does a lot of fucked up shit with its food but this isn't one of those silly bug people moments.

>>19458631
he uses the eggsit. duh.

>>19455734
>>19455734
Whats this from?

>>19455737
You just know they fucked

>>19463578
Shouldn't you be posting this in /an/ instead?

>>19461551
Damn how much did this cost to render?

>>19464204

>>19457090
do u mean like 90% of the posts itt

>1 post in
>thread is already pedobait

>>19462640
What possesses people who are clearly uncomfortable with/not good at cooking to film cooking videos?

>>19461788
>be on cooking board
>enter thread for videos about cooking
>watch recipe video of cooking
>coomer rot brained fucking loser can't help but make a comment about the least interesting part of the video - the person cooking being a woman

>>19464087
this guy thinks real life is rimworld

>>19464782
>sees grown woman
>thinks pedobait
???

>>19461554
Such stupid fake bullshit. A tenth of a second's worth of flame isn't going to cook anything.

>>19464099
It doesn't take much pepper to flavor something, I imagine it doesn't take much poop to favor something either.

Can someone post the webm with the mini popcorn cannon with chinese words stamped onit?

>>19465265
You mean this?

>>19457049
No flour? No Dijon? No Worcestershire? No red onions? Did this guy even salt and pepper? This shit will lack flavor even with slow cooking.

>>19461848
That burger looks good, just like the ones in the ad pictures, but why is the retarded whale eating it upside down

>>19461606
lmao they're so retarded

>>19465439
Top bun is usually thicker than the bottom, which means better structural integrity if you've loaded up on condiments.

>>19461551


That was an emotional rollercoaster.

>>19461558
Joey chestnut could do it. YOUR MY BOI JOEY!

>>19465593
I like the Will Smith one eating spaghetti better.

>>19465277
Another one, where some Chang is demonstrating the mini one. But how did that guy miss the bag lol

>>19463744
Any shrimp that size aren't deveined. If you've eaten shrimp that size then you've eaten their intestines. They take them out of the bigger ones because it's both possible and contains enough that it can affect the taste

Also how weird is it that a shrimp's entire digestive system is just one short tube? Like most other animals it's a significant chunk of the animal but it's just one easily removed tube in the king prawn

>>19457076
You know I was always told these were like some super expensive treat and my mother always hit me for not liking them (Mainly because she was the only one who liked mint ice cream and therefore only bought mint) and it shocked me to see them selling for like, £1 at iceland when I moved out at university

>>19465580
I refuse to believe that's a thing, even if that makes sense.

>>19461586
Ahh, the yearly watermelon migration

>>19461602
OMG it's mexican Dorf

>>19461609
my goal is to be as comfy as this possum all the time

>>19461825
You are no longer a newfag, you have ascended

>>19461586
where are they going bros

>>19462640
mall ninja knives are not for cutting onions

>>19455737
Did this fag ever recover from his TDS

>>19461567
>be dining
>hate family
>omga cat
>must take photo
>so cool
At least the guy between the two people videoing the cat isn't videoing the cat.

>>19465280
This is so sad. The lard is barely doing anything.
I could do that first try without being fat even.

>>19465935
The lad is just having fun with his otherwise monotonous job

bone apple tea

>>19465858
this was faked for the camera right?

>>19465956
>throw some scraps on the table
>charge 500 dollars

WALA!

>>19465858

>>19465935
Yet here the boy is, with thrice the charisma you'll ever have.

>>19465956
>experience your whole life through the screen of your smartphone
>call people sitting in front of pcs all the time, losers

>>19457052
absolute shit

>>19461655
not bait, and you do not deserve oxygen
step in front of an 18-wheeler

>>19466196
>step in front of an 18-wheeler
I mean you are right, but at the same time you are also phoneposting.

>>19462962
Smoked rice noodles? kinda odd

>>19464697
Why would they post a video of a human on a board for animals? Are you dumb?

>>19463491
First time I heard this song I accidentally had it on loop. It actually loops perfectly, I initially thought this track was like 9 minutes long.
Also I'm pretty sure that guitar solo is just one note being bent in different ways.
The newest album sucks.
That's all for me qotsabro

>>19465973
i'm afraid not

>>19466169
>>19465950
He needs to lose weight and get a job where he isn't surrounded by worthless gmo'd carbs.
I was extremely popular.

>>19465858
Le fingolian cuisine

>>19466419
>muh GMOs
Every day I lose more faith in this board

>>19466963
Post body

>>19456974
Yeah I would eat this but only change a few things. Quarter of the onions, add swiss cheese, deli meat, cooked bell pepper, mustard sauce, and a couple pickles.

>>19467083
what are you some kind of pervert?

>>19457860
how does he eat all the eggs

>>19461013
D E S I G N A T E D

>>19461593

He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

>>19461779

motion sickness

>>19462102

look at those little niglets
so happy with their dinner of bugs
no thoughts, no introspection, no worries, just living in the moment
grow big and strong little niglet, one day you will be a full grown nigger

>>19467119
Ah lovely, some soup with my big blob of play-doh, I'll just dip my fingers into it for no fucking reason.

>>19465135
Thanks Columbo.

>>19465752
She probably didn't logically think it out like that, more like she just noticed that she gets less of her slop on her shirt if she holds the burger upside down, so she does.

>>19460581
It is zogslop retard.

>>19460508
im vegetarian, but wings is the only thing i ever try to get a "replacement" of. Mostly as a vehicle to get the wing sauce in me.

>>19467990
Obviously not a straight replacement but have you tried eggplant tempura? I'm not vegetarian myself but that's the closest thing I've eaten to the crunch and greasy tenderness of a wing.