/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19419344
Didnt they finally start changing some of these a year or two ago because its "offensive"

>>19419351
better not have neutered my newmans

>>19419351
its offensive. Like actually. No need for the quotations you insincere dickhead

Asians are some of the most discriminated races on the face of the planet and depicting them in cartoonish ways only reinforces harmful stereotypes

>>19419351
Looks like some of the ones on Amazon have changed, like the Caeser dressing oddly enough. But it's hard to tell because not all of them had a costume.

>>19419358
lol

>>19419350
I don't think anyone on /ck/ would be able to take Shinobi Newman in a fight. Now maybe Gladiator Newman..

>>19419458
Don't underestimate Napoleon Newman

it wasn't supposed to be a documentary!

>>19419344
That guy always sucked like some hollywood homosexual. Enrico's was way better than the newman's crap.

>Jewman's Own
nuff said.

Newman's Own marinara sauce and the basil pasta sauce are good go-to staples. I'm not a huge steak sauce guy but the Newman's Own steak sauce is really good. It's just nearly impossible to find.

>>19419498
Yeah right "go-to" for hollywood homosexuals, his movies also sucked except for hollywood types who love the bullshit face shit.

>>19419358
Oh no "lighten up" Chang. So solly, so solly. Shamfur dispray. We change label. Very disgrace.

>>19419344
Money don't launder itself, bud

Anyone that buys that newmans shit is buying into hollywood california bullshit and homosexuality and should get the noose.

Oh no better stop enjoying products I like. Chang might bully me on 4chan.

>>19419519
Hong Kong Ching Chong why not suck my big DING DONG!

>>19419498
>9 out of 10 cows
That's clever

>>19419510
I suspect that you've never worked for a bank before, especially in some anti money laundering group wriring decetion code with money and laws on the line. If you fuck up there's a 10k fine per offence or it was, it's likely more now for politicals.

Call me a schizo but it doesn't change the fact that I'm right. Newman's Own packet of ranch dressing is the GOAT. I've tried the bottled form and it tastes watered down.

Unfortunately ,McDonald's was the only place I could find them and they no longer sell salads. Fml

blyat! Just check Amazon. They sell food service / single-serving of lots of things. It's where I get the spicy mustard packets for my egg rolls.

>>19419467
lol that isn't Napoleon Newman it's Limey Newman, fucking brilliant

>>19419544
That's a scumbag and not Dillon.

>>19419364
>Have your own somewhat unique marketing
>Change it to generic
Why?

>>19419555
Easy answer, cheap, easy and outsoursed to some shithole in asia.

>>19419492
Hey, he's one of the good ones

>>19419555
Paul Newman got #MeToo'd from the grave.

No, seriously. The CEO of the non-profit got #MeToo'd and they hired a woman so all this "hurtful" imagery probably had to go to "move on".

>>19419555
Creativity is bad
Go full throttle and release a brown rectangle with "Salad dressing" printed on

>>19419364
>profits no longer to charity, now weasel words to "help kids" which is probably codeword for paying child traffickers or something
holy SOULLESS

>>19419587
Paul Newman despised kids. It's clearly not what he would have wanted.

>>19419358
ching chong ding pong

>>19419540
No, I've worked at businesses that were fronts for money laundering
In Minecraft, of course
Politicians use book deals to launder money, it's practically out in the open

>>19419358
You can't discriminate against the majority
Those are your rules not mine

>>19419358
Bing bong ching chong! Overt racism only makes the flavor stronger. Good job newmans

>>19419636
How is that a "good job" the faggot hollywood suckup is dead?

>>19419595
Good for you, I've never worked for gangster front companies. Try some aerospace.

>>19419540
well okay but how can money laundering not be real if laws aren't real?

>>19419652
Clearly you haven't gone through banking laws and are full of shit.

>>19419643
Your culture was his costume. He died the way he lived: making fun of you. Delicious!

>>19419666
Bullshit, that's why he's dead like a hollywood california cunt that was a horrible actress.

>>19419649
You'd be surprised at how upstanding money laundering fronts can be

>>19419358
Konichiwa, Dude!

California fags are so pathetic wearing vans and sketchers. They cant help being stupid they just are.

>>19419678
Not really, I was trained in anti money laundering and detection of fraud.

The fuck is this Newman's Own Foundation?? I want to make mockery of other cultures. Fuck outta here with this generic pink label.

>>19419714
It's a bullshit organization for money launding for some dead hollywood sack of shit.

>>19419714
What kind of homosexual would buy that shit from some dead dude?

>dead
>homosexual
>hollywood
You really gotta work on your shitposting, ESL thirdie.

Its like your faggy family is buying into to california hollywood bullshit

>>19419358
Grow a pair you fucking chink.

>>19419738
How is that "shitposting" when its true?
I don't care about california bullshit creeps.

>>19419748
>I don't care about california bullshit creeps.
So, the idea is you don't post in the threads that you're not interested in, Chang.

>>19419750
Clearly you got offended like some california cunt, try that bullshit in NY and you will get fucked.

>>19419754
NY? Nanyang, China? Why would I go there? China is a shithole. lol

>>19419780
Let's just say NYC and you can piss off.

>>19419358
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIT

>>19419801
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIT
What the fuck is that supposed to mean you fucking weirdo?

>>19419780
I wouldn't go to china if they paid me to go there, I wont go to some commie socialist bullshit country.

>>19419806
You are unloved and unwanted. You lack a warm relationship with your parents and siblings. Laziness is the only friend you know. You have never known the warmth of a woman, and your genetic line will end with you.

There's no chance in hell that I'm dealing with goose stepping chinks.

>>19419818
Speak for yourself you fucking chink bitch.

>>19419826
You're as bright as you are bloated. Asians seem to inspire much insecurity in you. You are leftover suburban scum. Should you reproduce, your progeny will be left in squalor.

>>19419358
>I AM VERY OFFENDED THAT THIS WHITE MAN IS WEARING A HAT FROM MY COUNTRY
Behold: The man with no testicles.

>>19419818
holy fucking incel

>>19419906
I'm happily married.

>>19419850
I'm not bloating and you're a homosexual presumtious freak, get over yourself bitch.

>>19419911
Yeah right

>>19419911
Do you get hollared at by some bitch 24/7?

>>19419913
So then you must be lacking in intellectual ability. Presumptuous? Sure. You make it easy. Homosexual? You wish for the sake of your fragile, Asian hating ego. You sad, sad man. You lack an appropriate vessel to reproduce.

the fuck? lol

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>>19419924
Samefag. You will never acquire a woman who will love you enough to carry your child.

>>19419927
I'm 100% straight and go for hot chicks and stupid. I not stupid enough to marry them or knock them up then have to pay for babies unlike dumb niggers pumping out niglets.

>>19419930
I wouldnt want that and never would.
Go be a bible bitch.

>>19419930
I would never want to aquire some bible bitch cunt that will never shit the fuck up.

>>19419934
You have no progeny, no land, and no legacy. Your life means nothing, and you will be forgotten.

>>19419948
I have what I need, I don't need to be some billionaire.

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>>19419946
More samefag. Sad, Asian hating weirdo.

Wow who knew a Newman's Own thread would be the one to push Chang over the edge...

>>19419954
I don't hate asians, in fact I have some good lo mein. What's to hate? You presuming cunt.

>>19419951
"Bible bitch" I think you mean "sour grapes"

Pathetic weirdo.

>>19419344
newmans bbq sauce is the best ive had

>>19419960
You're the sour grape cunt, I go for the red grapes.

>>19419963
You must have a pretty low bar if anything from newmans is what you buy.

>>19419965
what are you talking about? newmans is a premium brand

>>19419964
you will never have a woman who loves you enough to carry your children. you will die without progeny and if you do procreate they will resent you as you cannot provide for them in any meaningful manner. you have nothing and you will die with nothing. stop trolling on 4chan, you are pathetic.

>>19419963
Every N.O. sauce or dressing I've tried has been great. I've had every one except pic related. The steak sauce was my go-to for steak sandwiches for years. It's just sweet enough but not too sweet.

white people smell like spoilt milk and wet dog, Im so happy to see your women getting fleshed out by rock hard black cocks on the reg

It was iconic enough for the Simpsons. How could they change it??

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>>19420022
hello my fellow ashkenazi friend

>>19419344
Where's my bottle of shattah with Abaya Newman?

Newman's > Newtons

>>19419505
Kek

>>19420179
What about Newman Os?

>>19420204
They look promising. Anyone can make a basic sandwich cookie, though. Store brand are fine. It will live or die by the mint, ginger, and the Oreo knock-off. Will need to investigate.

>>19420179
tfw Date Newtons no longer exists. They were so much better than the fig Newtons

>>19419358
Actual Asian guy here. Go fuck yourself.
People with dignity don't get offended at shit like this. Only inferior losers seem to care.

>>19419358
Seethe

>>19419479
Fuck you
Paul newman products are tasty beyond the grave.
The buffalo chicken pizza is heavenly
His products are worth the price. Fuck you.

>>19419358
+1000 Social Credit

>>19419358
Chink here, the only product I’ve seen that really irritates me is the god damn “Soy Vey” teriyaki sauce, especially because it’s literally the Trader Joe’s teriyaki sauce but the Soy Vey price is a lot higher.

>>19419358
BUK BUK BUK LAO

>>19419358
>celebrate diversity
>no not like that

>>19420456
poor, desperate, jewish middle men need your support in these trying times. would you like to donate your change to help starving holocaust survivors? how about a 10% donation to the israel democracy to fight heckin racism charity?

>>19420541
>10%
bigot

>>19419714
Putting Jeffrey Epstein on the label is an interesting choice, I liked the cheeky costumes.

>>19419982
Kek

>>19420179
is it just me or do they look kinda fuckable?

>>19419358
Get a load of this KWAB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19419742
Thats the problem isn't it? Asians can't cope with their genitals.

>>19419498
I guess nobody cares if minotaurs get offended.

>>19419544
Love's truck stops have them if you're a burger. They also carry decent salads for gas station food.

>>19420516
buk a buk a lo lo like from hawaii 5 o

He's just like me

>>19419587
the profits already went to their own charity so it's not like they weren't already doing this

>>19419458
A challenger appears

>>19419703
No I’ve deceived you before, your training is ass

>>19419344
They have some good products. Their frozen pizza is pretty good, they have thin crust

>>19423427
Their pizzas have the best quality toppings of any frozen pizza I've found. Sadly, it's still a frozen pizza. Wish they'd go fresh and unseat the Sam's Club take and bake pizzas as reigning chamption of supermarket pizzas.

>>19419344
He fooled them with his name Newman

They don't make them like they used to