/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19394389
You're a fucking idiot

>>19394389
Fuck off

>>19394410
Trim your flipping toenails you troll freak

>>19394410
Based bbs slides poster

>>19394389
>OMG IS THAT CHEESE WITH SODIUM CITRATE ADDED TO IT
>AAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE MACRON AND MERKEL!

>>19394512
it's not only that. it looks extremely unnatural and factory made. It's out of place like ketchup on fried egg

>I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT AMERICANS HOLY SHIT!!!!!

The funniest thing about is are those burger channels who go like
>don't use good proper cheese, it doesn't taste as good, i'm sticking to good old american cheese

why do white people get so mad so easily

>>19395010
huuwyatt pee- po
*trundles into view*
*promontory of grossly-indented ass makes up virtually all of my silhouette*
hhhuuuwyah pee- po...
*heavy breathing due to diet of lawry's sodium-infused seasoning salt with extra salt*
*ape-like brain unaccustomed to civilization causes eyes to glaze over, inattentive and unthinking*
mmmm-hmm... hhwuuwyahh pee- po...
*entire 57% bodyfat mass quakes as i struggle to induce locomotion*
*the scent of dollar store hair spray fills the air*
*shit-encrusted seven-inch acrylic nails (red) lurch toward nearest unattended kfc bucket, devouring it instantly*
hate dem.... hhwwwyyyaaaatttt pee- po
cracka azzz sheeeeeit

>>19394389
the deli stuff is ok, the wrapped singles are garbage

>>19394529

Death to America.

>>19395010
shut the fuck up and enjoy your made up holiday tomorrow

>>19395471
why are you obsessed with nogs? I don't like em either

>>19394389
I’ll never understand why Koreans dump that shit in their ramen.

>>19395473
Who do you think I am your mom?

I fucking love expensive American cheese, avoid the little plastic kraft singles

>>19395483
it's all the same processed crap dum dum

>>19395483
I’m 100% certain I could cram that whole block

>>19395489
maybe but one obviously taste better than the other

>>19395474
I tried it once, it was okay. Just one slice, it completely dissolves and basically just changes the soup base, makes it a little creamier. It mellows out shin ramen a bit if you don't want it to be as spicy as it normally is. Wouldn't do it again tho

>>19395530
One turd that tasted better than another turd is still a turd

>>19394523
bit of hot heinz ketchup on fried egg is my guilty pleasure
don't judge me
actually a yuro

>>19395489
Literally all cheese is processed. Process American cheese just means they add extra cream, whey, and emulsifiers to it to lower the melting point, and make it more stable so the fat doesn't split from the emulsion.

>>19395658
>guilty pleasure
you better have tits and a vagina

>>19395674
>Literally all cheese is processed.
No you retard. cheese is processed milk. Cheese isn't usually further processed.

the average american is so africanized its not even funny. i think hp lovecraft said this.

>>19394410
Cut your toenails you fucking rat

>>19395489
no proper American cheese is just mild cheddar with extra cream and sodium citrate add so it doesn't separate when it melts
i make my own out of sharp cheddar

we stole american cheese from the indians when we came to the new world

The heat of the burger cooks the cheese.

>>19394410
keep your magnificent toenails, don't let the others tell you what to do

american cheesy thing is nice on burgers, melts fast af

>>19394989
>don't use good proper cheese, it doesn't taste as good, i'm sticking to good old american cheese
This is literally true for burgers though. A&W changed their cheese to this "authentic cheddar" and it sucks. I want a gooey, melty, cheap cheese on my burger. This fake gourmet shit is pissing me off

>>19394389
wow look at the free thinker over here, i bet you hate nickelback and think pineapple on pizza is just the worst thing ever, you keep holding up those forks and baconing at midnight you winner you

>>19394389
mhmmmm 64 slices of american cheese

Why do you communists get so fucking mad about having options? You can choose something else in america. Quit being so fucking lazy and pay for better quality

>>19395489
Oh no anon doesn’t know how cheese is made. Don’t larp as a chef if you’re too fucking stupid to learn how google!

I like American cheese because it's like buying one super cheese that is a blend of like 5-15 other cheeses.
Eating a slice of American cheese is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

>>19395860
You’re just getting mad about buzzwords at this point. Are you gonna sperg about steak being processed cow? Mad that wine is processed grapes? Upset that babies are just processed cum?

>>19396371
American cheese is great for burgers because it doesnt over power the beef flavor.

>>19397217
>American cheese is great for burgers because it doesnt over power the beef flavor.
You know cheese is made out of beef, right?

>>19396032
neat, gonna try this tomorrow

>>19394389
Corn syrup and capitalism.

>>19394389
You realize that shit was invented in Switzerland right?

>>19394410
Pumanon, are you the Big Breakfast guy wearing toenail extensions?

>>19395010
N

>>19397251
>You realize that shit was invented in Switzerland right?
Do you think the Swiss would prefer to be known for American cheese or Swiss cheese?

>>19394389
Yet still... SOME can't even into...

>>19397257
You think they have a cheese they just call swiss cheese?

Americans have a cheese they just call Swiss cheese, and it's highly regulated if it's packaged that way. You should check it out. The USDA inspects different kinds, rind and rindless, and the average size of the holes which should vary from 3/8 to 13/16 and the texture of the holes and not just the cheese, then it gets graded on a variety of things based on color to acidity and graininess (like 12 fucking items.) I think a couple bacteria have to be used, but I might be mistaken, but despite often being sold in ziplock pouches even the feed for the dairy cows is taken into consideration.

>>19397221
>You know cheese is made out of beef, right?
dips burger in sour cream

>>19394389
My grandma kept those in the fridge and I used to sneak them for a snack

>>19397280
>You think they have a cheese they just call swiss cheese?
Why not? In America they have a cheese called American cheese

>>19397460
out of beef's fluids, but stilll... I don't know anon, far stretch

All I wanted to say is that KFC in Poland is pretty nice.
Coleslaw for fried chicken is good idea.
Some of US's bbq looks great.
I've heard that Sierra Nevada is a good bear, not a fuckin-in-the-canoe beer.

Only those donuts of yours are a bit weird, why would you want to eat a hole? (hole, not a box). I like picrelated take on donuts more, we replaced hole with jam.

>>19397688
Sierra Nevada is a good beer I mean

>>19394523
yeah, yeah. looking like make-you-sick-mold is much better

>>19397688
We eat paczkis in the US around Easter time

>>19394389
American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.

>>19394523
Meanwhile yuros eat cheese with literal maggots and mould growing on it

>>19395469
>he says from the country he is to ashamed to admit he is from

>>19397846
Skill issue. This is almost as bad as that dumb bread knife for cutting tomatoes meme. Stop taking advice from shitty Hollywood flicks.

>>19396032
I'm sure I could figure this out on my own but give your recipe pls

>american cheese
>is actually canadian invention
It's like how the California roll is actually from Vancouver, BC

american is so fat when they die their carcass is eated by their family and his wifes has sex with black nigger's

>>19397960
shieeet

>>19397688
we like paczki

>>19397266
jej

>>19397889
>just dox yourself bro
average american cattle

>NOOOOOO AMERICAN CHEESE IS BAD YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE IT /r/cooking TOLD ME SO
Why is it bad?
>BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY CHEESE!
I see. Why else?
>I ummm..uhhhhh....N-NO NOOOOOOOOO

Most places around me seem to do steak and cheese grinders with American cheese.
Disgusting.
Most of them will oblige subbing provolone instead, thank goodness.

>>19394523
>unnatural
good, fuck nature

>>19394389
https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese
shut the fuck up you moron
t. european who loves cheeses

>19400481
>average american cattle
absolutely obsessed europooristan

>>19396032
You wouldn't know real cheddar if I crammed five pounds of it up your fat fucking arse.

>>19400481
>admitting your cunt is a dox
average dirty thirdie

>>19394389
not even top 100 worst things about Americanization

>>19397960
so what? my family should be allowed to eat me.