/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19379560
I unknowingly ordered an entire roast pork knuckle in prague, I missed the fact it said it had almost 2 kg. I ate as much as I could but still left half. Didnt cross my mind to doggystyle bag it

Used to get drunk on the day I got payed, then the next morning I'd order a stuffed crust, and a regular pizza and 2 sides from Pizza Hut and have it delivered as soon after opening as possible which was 2 or 3pm or something. I wouldn't eat until it was delivered but I'd do damage.

Ordered a massive Lebanese mezze with my mates on holiday, it was like 4 course way too much but amazing nonetheless

>>19379560
ordered the "brontosaurus ribs" at dillons, didn't realize it was 7 beef ribs, 2 sides and bread.

I usually order 2 or 3 different dishes from the local indian restaurant to go. take them home and make 6 to nine meals out of them.

>>19379560
4 sushi rolls and 6 nigiri. the guy put 3 sets of chopsticks in the bag. felt bad man

>>19379560
back in hs me and the gym bros used to have a cheat day once a month when we'd just go all out on just one meal.
My most memorable ones are:
a 4kg burger i split in half with my best friend.
had a total of almost 40 slices at a pizza all-you-can-eat place, with one slice being almost 1/3 of the average italian pizza.

I've moved to another country almost 10 years ago now(and also lost most of my gains) but I still remember those times very fondly.

>>19379560
a whole pizza.

>>19379907
Goodness gracious

I ordered 100 wings, 5 flavors
Like 30 mozz sticks
20 jalapeño poppers
And 6 or 7 miller lites
Was a fun 5 hours at the bar with some friends

>>19379892
3 sets of chopsticks is fair, isn't that 30+ pieces of sushi?

>>19379560
i ordered 2 full double double combos from in n out, one with animal style fries, and ate them both. i miss college and getting high

>>19379560
2 McDoubles 2 medium fries and a large coke zero

>>19379940
BY YOURSELF IDIOT

>>19380004
You don't understand.
Anon ordered all that for themselves, and made their friends watch for five hours while they ate all of it.

>>19380000
Speaking of zero

I sometimes like to order a bunch of sushi to myself, does this look normal or excessive to you guys?

>>19379560
My wife and I got $170 of Red Lobster takeout once. We got lobster, multiple large orders of crab, shrimp, etc.
It was awesome. We ate like royalty for days.
>inb4 some reddit faggot says "ACKSHUALLY lobster used to be poor people food!!1"

>>19380328
>lobster used to be poor people food
it was

>>19380328
The only redeeming point of red lobster is the cheddar biscuits. Their actual lobster is mediocre and the crab and shrimp are fucking dogshit.

>>19379562
why the fuck would it not cross your mind? are you just used to wasting shit?

>>19379560
>>19380233
Normal. One time I ordered 8 sushi rolls and down them all. No regerts.

>>19380328
I don't care who used to eat it, the bottom line is that it's overrated garbage that tastes like shit. Just cut out the middleman and eat the butter straight off the stick.

probably 8 semi large and large burgers from McDonald's two of them being in menus with fries nuggets and a large soda

>>19380000
americans and their coke zero
don't you have something decent to drink?

Ordered a 12 inch thin crust, 6 wings and 6 onion rings from a wetherspoons once after coming down from a bender
>mfw qt waitress brings out 2 sets of cutlery

>>19379560
A fuckhuge amount of nachos once because my friends and I wanted to share. it was huge. We didn't finish.

>>19380541
the whole fucking developed world drinks coke zero

i didn't order anything, but i ate so much at a buffet that i threw up in the parking lot and then left. the birds helped the wagies clean it up

>>19379562
doggystyle bros...

>>19379560
For me and my dad's birthday (we were born 1 day apart) we went to a fancy restaurant with my brother who's friend was working there as the head chef. We ordered a normal amount of food but every course came out with 2 or 3 extra plates sent by the kitchen, including one of every dessert. It was extremely delicious and I was so full afterwards that it was hard to move too much without feeling sick and every bump on the ride home was met with a groan.

>>19380366
I was young and I thought it would be in bad taste to ask them to wrap it up

>>19380762
Woah, your pops knocked some bitch up as a zygote? Fuckin' gigachad!

>>19379560
>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45s, one with cheese
>and a large soda

>>19380717
only subhumans drink coke zero

>>19379560
three servings of sui cao(one platter is enough to share for two/three), two big bowls of rice meant to share, and mabu dofu. I was super hungry because didn't eat anything the whole day, but I had to force myself to finish it.

>>19380482
It's okay. Crab is way better imo.

>>19379562
dad and i ate 85 orders of dimsum at some huge venue in nyc chinatown much to the shock, disgust, then impress of the tiny chink women at our table

>>19380233
Is this what american sushi looks like? Jesus christ.

>>19379582
>this is too much food for multiple people
what did he mean by this?

>>19379560
I once ordered and ate 7 large buffitos (buffalo chicken burritos) while high. God I miss college

>ordered full rack of ribs, sides, drinks, desert from Montanas uber eats years ago
>call their support line run by Filipinos
>ask for a refund, get full refund
>do this 10+ times over a few months
>one day my account was banned
>Never got caught neither

>>19382373
England actually, what's wrong with it?

5 McChickens 2 triple cheeseburgers large fries diet coke

>>19383293
He doesn't know so I wouldn't worry about it. Get a load of this fucking captcha

>>19379560
When I go out for a sushi AYCE lunch, I generally order 30+ rolls, plus miscellaneous tempura and shit

I generally go hungry and then don't eat for the rest of the day

>>19379560
55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

>>19379560
I've ordered the Meal for Two at Taco Bell many times.

>9 years old, at a restaurant with my family on vacation
>order the giant nachos
>the waitress warns me it's very very big
>insist I want it
>she warns me again it's very big
>parents aren't paying attention and say just give us the nacho
>food comes
>my nacho is the size of a serving platter like 4ft in diameter
>get really embarrassed and my family starts laughing their ass off

>>19383687
Can we have a picnic Ratty?

>>19379560
it was quite a while ago at a seafood restaurant, my mother and sister decided they didn't want to finish their food so i ended up eating pretty much 2 entire fishes and lke half a plate full of breaded shrimp.
could barely move afterwards

>>19379576
>I wouldn’t eat it until it was delivered

How the fuck else would you eat it, you fucking retard?

>>19379576
Nevermind, I can’t read. You’re still retarded though, and now also a nigger

>>19379940
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say

>>19379560
Whole big thing of bibimbap because i didn't know it was supposed to serve like 4.

>>19382373
No, THIS is american sushi.
Boy it was good, though.

>>19379560
At an unlimited sushi restaurant, I think 4 rolls and 2 orders of crab rangoon. I'm training up to take 6 rolls to the face next time.
Also at a Mexican restaurant, ate 6 soft tacos back to back. Only $1 for each for the special at the time. Coulda done 9 but filled up on margaritas in the process. Used to take chubby women there for dates as a test.

>>19379560
At a sushi & grill place, I mistakingly ordered the meal size wonton soup and rolls plate (2 egg rolls, 3 spring rolls, dipping sauces, cup of rice, japanese pickle salad) thinking they were appetizers, then the "couple's shareable" sushi platter that has roll of everything except the premium stuff, and a pitcher of Asahi beer. I was also thinking of ordering the tonkatsu plate, good thing I didn't. I had a pretty active day so I manage dto eat it all but I felt bloated for hours and didn't eat until dinner next day.

Probably a tasting menu that to my surprise included like five regular size dishes in addition to several smaller ones.

>>19379872

7 beef ribs? did this not cost like $100?

>>19379562
1. You didn't eat 1 kg of pork knuckle. No one believes you. Get over it. 2. Fuck you. 3. Anyone that says that they ate over a kilogram of meat in one sitting is a fucking idiot. Unless you're a competitive eater, I don't believe you. Sorry not sorry. 4. Fuck you.

>>19379560
my brother and I ordered two 14in pizzas at a sandwich shop one time after usually just getting 2 10in pizzas
the clerk girl looked at us really strange but didn't say anything
then the pizzas came and I did the math and realized that the % increase in area from 10in to 14in is literally a 49:25 ratio i.e. almost double the amount of pizza
they eventually just removed the 14in pizzas from the menu lol

>>19379560
>What's the largest amount of food you've ordered for yourself at a restaurant?


Got taken to the Fogo De Chao in Scottsdale as payment for helping a friend move.

Five hours later... I have never eaten so much food.

Once my friend was having a small-ish crawfish boil and no one but me showed up, we ate like 50 pounds plus potatoes and sausage. We also finished off a bottle of vodka and played phantom crash on the og Xbox.

>>19389155
Suit yourself buddy fuck you too my man

>>19388842
They're probably the kind that are trim from cutting ribeyes so they're not very meaty.

>>19379560
The every-meat-except-seafood sub from Subway that requires them to put another footlong on top to close it with a large lemonade.
Had to stop going there afterwards because they remembered me afterwards.

>>19379560
>12in Pizza and a combination Chicken & Doner kebab
>20pcs McNuggets, quarter pounder, double cheeseburger, large fries and a McFlurry
I don't know which is worse really.

Went into a restaurant in Muscat, Oman just a few days ago and ordered a meal called "Medium mixed grill". It cost about 12€. I did notice it was more expensive than most meals, but it said medium..

Turned out it was a meal for at least two people. It was way WAY too much.

>>19379560
I ordered "out" from the Thai place on the ground floor of a hotel I was staying in for work. Spring rolls, tom kha, and chicken pad see ew, When they asked how many sets of cutlery, and I said one, the poor girl took a second, and finally said "Sir, these menu items will serve a family of four." ... "Yeah, I kind of figured by the price that it would be a lot of food. I'm not going to eat it all in one sitting." "Oh, ok! We'll see you in half an hour?"

And off I went, the giant fatass with 50lbs of soup and noodles.

I don't get high often but when I do I often eat two entrees, or an appetizer platter and entrees.

>>19391406
Obvious malnourished thirdie. good meal for 12bux though

>>19379560

I saw a fat guy order a whole pizza for himself

>>19391737
BASED

>>19379560
Back in highschool I was a big fella.

2 dominoes medium pizzas,
1 chicken Alfredo bread bowl pasta w/ extra chicken
1 of the boneless chicken dishes
1 of the 3x3 brownie cookie sheets
6 chocolate lava cakes
1l of Diet Coke

And I also ate 1/2 of my friends pasta bread bowl that he couldn’t finish

>>19391737
There's no way you ate all that in one sitting.

I could crush the pizza and if I seriously forced myself I could do the wings and the breadsticks, but holy shit the dessert sticks plus the soda plus two pans of pasta is insane.

>>19379560
Just a regular olive garden chicken alfredo, which comes with soup and bread sticks.

>>19392921
I did not eat it all in one go. My roommates were all away with their family etc for thanksgiving so I put that order in for myself, which is what the OP question was about. I finished it over a couple days, but I definitely got drunk and made a bold attempt that first night. I had some of everything on the table, in proper thanksgiving style.

>>19379560
idk but i can eat a lot. At the mexican place I usually get a burrito, torta, and a side of asada fries. And I shit out a football the next day

>>19392986
Laces out

>>19379562
I've been to Prague and ordered Schweinshaxe.
It may be 2kg total, but the edible part isn't nearly 2kg; it's a lot of bone. I was sick as a dog with a sinus infection, refused to back down, and demolished 3 mugs of dark beer and a full meal. It's not an impossible amount.
That same trip, I ended up in a Polish restaurant in Germany and ordered an absurd amount of pelmeni. The owner had to verify that I understood how much I was actually ordering. I verified and when I ate it all, she beamed like a proud grandmother and said she was very happy I liked her food so much. I was, however, almost too full and had to have a couple krauterliqueurs to help digest.

>>19392876
you just reminded me that dominoes no longer sells the alfredo pasta breadbowl

fuck you

>>19386722
I love fusion cuisine.

>>19380233
sushi is twink food, you should be able to eat twice that much without problems

It's going to sound unbelievable, but one time I ate a whole box of kraft mac'n cheese and half a banana.

>>19393052
woman spotted

>>19380328
It was ruled "cruel and unusual punishment" to feed lobster to prisoners in colonial America

>>19381111
Checked

>>19393067
That story is likely apocryphal but it doesn't stop me from dreaming about selling nutraloaf to rich people

>>19393052
How are you even alive still?

>>19393058
Post man tits

>>19392931
I went to Olive Garden for the first time last year, well-aware that people meme on it. Still I was surprised at the food/price ratio.
>Someone in the group orders the unlimited salad/breadsticks
>everyone gets stuffed off that
>take the giant entrée home along with another box full of more breadsticks
>bill is like $14 each
Not the best quality but it's a good time if you're a cheap fatty

>>19391406
Man that looks fucking awesome. I need to go to Oman.

>>19379560
I've eaten entire full-size pizzas from Little Caesar's before

>>19393014
Yeah well I ate the meat and left the bone, but I regretted not being able to chew the bone completely, money wasted on my part