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>>19291806
Is he ok?

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>> No.19291889

>>19291858
>want to be actor
>do commercials to pay the bills
>big break is getting cast as vreepy tongue rapist in alcohol commercial

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>>19291806
Strogg Medical Facilities
https://youtu.be/195hLAdQeEQ

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>>19291917
wtf

>> No.19291928

>>19291917
mean

>> No.19291937

>>19291928
I think you mean mean-ingful

>> No.19291948

>>19291917
Their cooking method seems fishy, but if it tastes like chicken I'm all for it.

>> No.19291952

>>19291851
This kills the crab

>> No.19291953

>>19291917
africa is a backwards continent

>> No.19292043

>>19291917
Fuck you edgefag

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>>19291953
That's the faroe islands---North Atlantic.
A Danish land.
At least they are eating what they kill. Unlike fat, insular retards who claim "So Fucking barbaric!!" while eating their factory farmed, heavily processed foods that are treated like a product, and not an animal.
I'm an Omnivore, and meat is part of my genetic heritage, but I respect the animal that was killed for my consumption and if I could would only eat what I myself killed.

>> No.19292079

>>19292057
So you are a fat, insular retard.
Just stfu

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>>19292079
It's SCUM like you who make this board almost unpalatable.
You also have ZERO reading comprehension you fucking midwit fatfuck.

>> No.19292110

>>19292057
dumb negro excuses

>> No.19292112

>>19291806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQuGv90VaHM
okay, which one of your fags was it?

>> No.19292130

>>19291871
English Mother Fucker. Do you speak it?

>> No.19292138

>>19292130
Can't speak french? Sad!

>> No.19292145

>>19291917
>>19291925
>>19291928
>>19291948
>>19291953
>>19292043

this is rather standard practice with any bird. Some people choose the boil the feathers off rather than use fire but you arent seeing anything barbaric here. Its like you people think chickens grow on trees or some shit.

>> No.19292148

>>19291889
They clearly wanted him, he was just embarrassed. I hope the one year mikes hard was popular that ad got him tons of hot puss

>> No.19292152

>>19292145
i grow chickens myself, i even water their plumage regularly. before i commit poultrycide i always bless the space at the very least, and kill the chicken three feet deep in a trough of water and peeled granny smith apples. its the only right way.

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>>19292145
They should consider one of those plucking machines. I can't think of any reason it wouldn't work on seagulls.

>> No.19292172

>>19291871
>Handmixing butter with cocoa powder
Yeah, fuck that

>> No.19292179

>>19292172
It's brown sugar.

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>> No.19292188

>>19291917
jesus after that their ship is going to have a curse that lasts 1000 years

>> No.19292221

>>19292043
>edgefag
>extremely standard methods of animal dispatching and butchering that have been used for literally millennia
fuck you, go back to school

>> No.19292461

>>19291889
>Creepy
>women were clearly impressed at how they were about to get their cervixes and lower intestines cleaned by a man's tongue
>This is known, as the advertising agenda implies this is the joke

The male actor is irrelevant, stop projecting onto other males that you're a fucking loser

>> No.19292489

>>19292461
>>19292221
>>19292145
>it’s another “anon shows up and spergs out” thread

>> No.19292493

>>19291917
Surely there are better ways to kill and decapitate the bird than to pull really hard, like a cleaver or something.

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>>19292489
meds, now

>> No.19292498

>>19292493
https://www.hsa.org.uk/neck-dislocation/techniques
breaking the neck with a sharp pull is normal practice outside of industrialized mass slaughter.

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>> No.19292519

>>19292498
>Do not worry if you accidentally decapitate the bird in the process of neck dislocation, the effect will be the same
kek. no shit.

>> No.19292527

>>19291917
RIP AND TEAR

>> No.19292574

>>19292493
its the most humane way to kill a bird

>> No.19292583

>>19291806
>money, money, mone-AAAAAAAGHHAAAAAA

>> No.19292588

>>19291917
Might as well eat fucking pigeons.

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>>19292057
> Murders 1500 dolphins in one day
> its tradition bro
unironically kill yourself
the Faroes should be bombed

>> No.19292611

>>19292595
Oh no, not the heckin' dolphins! They're too cute to eat!

>> No.19292701

>>19292611
> implying anyone actual eats them
they pretend they do when really it's about slaughtering the competition to their fisheries
if dolphins are fair game, then humans should be legally hunted there too, id like to harpoon few Faroe fucks and drag them behind my car

>> No.19292720

>>19292701
fuck off retard

>> No.19292721

>>19292701
you'd get your skull knocked so hard even by a pregnant Faroese teenager you fat retard

>> No.19293137

>>19291843
Kek what a fat useless fucking retard

>> No.19293148

Reminds me of that one part in Quake 4

>> No.19293164

>>19291917
>Makes the severed head look at its body before throwing it out into the sea.
Rude.

>> No.19293180

> same retarded trash posted 10x daily
Fuck off with this garbage

>> No.19293191

>>19292130
butter
brown sugar
almond flour
salt
egg
vanilla
flour
baking powder
yellows
sugar
corn starch
milk
vanilla
cherry jam
bake

>> No.19293237

>>19291900
Ameritards cook like unsupervised teenagers recreating a EMT episode from memory

>> No.19293362

>>19291806
Unironically what is the point of this? Do these crabs not have edible meat inside of their thoraxes? Kinda seems like they're just throwing away money.

Or was I raised weird by eating the body meat

>> No.19293377

>>19292493
Their bones are basically plastic. It's trivial to do.

Same reason you have to be careful handling small mammals. Takes exactly 0 effort to crumple one up like a sheet of paper.

>> No.19293384

>>19291917
>killing an albatross
unwise

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>>19291917
holy fuck..
and i was thinking he's trying to make the bird puke so they have more bait..hahahahaholyfuck

>> No.19293470

>>19293237
This stuff is outrageous on purpose because it gets more attention. If everyone was actually doing it then it wouldn't be that popular on social media.

>> No.19293621 [DELETED] 

>>19291917
Chink tier behaviour

>> No.19293830

>>19291917
That is a seagull and not a albatross

>> No.19294156

>>19293621
funny you should say that the chinkoids came in their ships and caught every bird to send back to chinkland. there are beautiful places in the caribbean where you can't catch any fish if you wanted to because the chinkoids showed up and literally took all the fish

>> No.19294163

>>19294156
what i mean by that is eating a seagull is not inherently different than eating any other wild animal. eating every single last one is what chinkoid behavior entails.

>> No.19294428

>>19292588
But de do

>> No.19294498

>>19294156
Why is it OK for China to genocide animals (incliding Muslims) but Hitler genociding only one animal (jews) is the biggest atrocity ever? Xi is literally as bad as Hitler and I would enlist tomorrow if it meant I could blast insectoids.

>> No.19294602

>>19294498
it's ok for China to do whatever because they're communists aka lefties, so we know they do so out of care and good will

>> No.19294608

>>19292514
lol wasn ossi

>> No.19294667

>>19291806
anyone who's worked in FMCG knows that any belted automation is liable to jam.
Feel bad for the poor sod who has to un-jam a crab clog

>> No.19294737

>>19292145
>Its like you people think
Talk about missing the mark. Their reactions are probably more about snatching up a bird and ripping its head off with bare hands than the defeathering process.

>> No.19294873

>>19292611
They're an extremely important part of marine ecosystems
You and all your retarded faroese friends should kill yourselves

>> No.19294893

>>19294873
Sure, right after we kill all the dolphins.

>> No.19294976

>>19294893
nigger

>> No.19295026

>>19293362
you were molested in a closet as a child, sorry

>> No.19295087

>>19292155
They probably used one before the torch. All the pin feathers don't come out with those machines either.

>> No.19295126

>>19293362
body is all organs and parasites.

>> No.19295586

>>19292057
Today I learned the Faroe Islands is niggerlicious.

>> No.19295605

>>19293362
wtf...

>> No.19295606

>>19292583
Ahahahahaa, nice

>> No.19295619

>>19295605
What?

>> No.19296032

>>19292514
For what purpose?

>> No.19296074

since when do posters here act like animal activists

>> No.19296117

>>19296074
Everyone here is a fat redditor who eats fast food, the idea that somewhere up the line an animal was killed to make your meal does not cross their minds.

>> No.19296123

>>19292574
that cant possibly be true.

>> No.19296125

>>19292187
there is no chance that was worth doing inside.

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>> No.19296248

Anyone got that really good BBQ video?

>> No.19296290

>>19296210
I'm not sure what it is but for some reason I find frozen pizza to be the most depressing ready-made/frozen food. Great value lasagna? Ramen? Spruice it up and you're ready to go. Frozen pizza always comes out Meh and feels like you're lying to yourself.

>> No.19296295

>>19296290
yeh i dont get it.
>the worst dough
>the worse sauce
>the worst cheese(and evert frozen pizza is massively under sauced and under cheesed)
>the worst toppings
its baffling how frozen pizza is still a thing that exists.

>> No.19296337

>>19292187
God I wish that were me

>> No.19296367

>>19296295
>its pizza still even though its not incredible
>costs $5
>can be cooked whenever from impulse, even if theres no delivery place nearby or open
>takes like 10 min instead of 30-60 of delivery or fuck knows to make it by hand

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>>19296290
I only eat frozen pizza if I don't feel like cooking something myself and don't care about taste but just that it fills my stomach.
I do get Margharita pizza (3 for 2,49€, and tastes like so) and put the minimal effort of putting salami and some mozzarella after ~8min.
If I invite anyone over, I can make a good pizza from scratch.
At least, I'm always told that my pizza are minimum top 3 best pizza they have eaten one of mine for the first time.
I only need to practice shaping them to make them both appealing to look at and delicious at the same time.

>> No.19296381

>>19296367
there are better frozen meals that cost the same.
the average frozen pizza is still bad pizza and a waste of time.
a frozen beef and cheese quesadilla that tasted "wrong" and gave me the runs was still better than my best frozen pizza experience.

>> No.19296387

>>19292701
>This is what vegans actually believe

>> No.19296388

>>19296381
Yeah this was my point.
>>19296380
You could stack canned stew and get a better nutrient profile for less effort at roughly the same price point.

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>> No.19296393

>>19296388
>Yeah this was my point.
was it? i could be totally retarded but it actually seemed like you were making the opposite point.

>> No.19296402

>>19293137
>useless fucking retard

china in a nutshell

>> No.19296405

>>19296290
there was this one brand of frozen lasagne that was way better than all the others and way better than i could make myself, can't find it anymore baka

>> No.19296408

>>19292145
>rips birds head off with his bear hands
>nothing barbaric here, chuds

>> No.19296410

>>19293137
>>19291843
hes doing it on purpose, the watermark stays on when it zooms in

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>>19291900
why not just use the slicey part on a grater? right side
or a regular peeler? both would be way more effective than a goddamn paper clip

>> No.19296439

>>19296424
Mate, they are making waffles using sausages. Logic left those people a long, long time ago.

>> No.19296470

>>19296408
>bear hands
>barbaric
I think you mean barbearic.

>> No.19296506

>>19296470
I am going to fucking murder you you son of a bitch

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>>19296290
I find those frozen meals which are like meat and 3 veg to be way more depressing than frozen pizza.

>> No.19296541

>>19296506
I know, right? He's truly unbearable.

>> No.19296548

>>19291917
Bit rude

>> No.19296563

>>19291917
Not albatross, they're Fulmars - literally least concern on the IUCN. It's the equivalent of eating rock pigeons. Big L to the retards who just believe a filename

>> No.19296564

>>19292514
Severe skill issue

>> No.19296734

>>19292148
>that ad
>doing anything for his sex life
LOL
LMAO what a retarded incel take

>> No.19296740

>>19292701
based

>> No.19296778

>>19291917
fulmars taste like any other seabird i.e. dogshit, fishermen are barely human

>> No.19296783

>>19294498
who said hitler committed any atrocity? it was the war part that got him in hot water. slavs take to fighting like a fish to water

>> No.19296796

>>19294976
lul look at the retard chimp out

>> No.19296811

>>19292701
>killing animals is... LE BAD!
Go back to plebbit

>> No.19296818

>>19291917
bad luck to kill a seabird, lad.

>> No.19296906

>>19292187
hnnng

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>> No.19296917

>>19296210
It just keeps going

>> No.19296986

>>19294498
Because they practically make all of our stuff. Why do you think people are trying to push away from Chinese manufacturing? You can already see the effects, since you'll see most clothing sold in Wal-Mart now is likely made in Bangladesh or Vietnam or some other South Asian country rather than China.

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>>19291917
I do believe this is bad luck

>> No.19297016

>>19291917
Would eat
Fuck seagulls

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>>19292043
It's the cooking board.
You will once in a while see a dead animal.

>> No.19297029

>>19297014
albatross. it's like a giant seagull that lives in the southern hemisphere, but not the same thing. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

>> No.19297030

>>19291806
this harvests the crab

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>> No.19297043

>>19297029
to clarify they are not capturing albatross
t. faroe islander

>> No.19297048

an adult albatross has like a twelve foot wingspan. let me repeat that twelve feet across.

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>>19292057
I'm Danish and last year I definitely talked my way right out of some sex by telling an Icelandic chick that Iceland is rightful Danish clay.
It's the same with the Faeroe islands and Greenland; they hate being reminded that they are out property, which they are.

>> No.19297052

>>19297043
you ever eat blubber? what's it like?

>> No.19297057

>>19297052
it's just fat i use it to lube my girflriends asshole or boy pussy as you may call it

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>>19297016
I've had gull. Probably the nastiest thing I've tried that could still qualify as food.
I'd have to be in some straight up Mad Max scenario to eat another one.

>> No.19297091

>>19296402
he looks korean

>> No.19297102

>>19296210
How does he get out?

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>>19291806
>all that wasted crab mustard
that's the best part

>> No.19297187

>>19293237
Americans at least understand that hot dogs are trash. Some asians act like hot dogs are some rare and succulent delicacy and will add it to the most random of dishes, Japanese especially.

>> No.19297196

>>19297075
STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH THE RADISH AND CUT IT PROPERLY

>> No.19297213

>>19296506
Call me afterwards and I'll help you with the bearial.

>> No.19297223

>>19292701
lol fag

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>>19297196
I want her to play around with my radish if you know what I mean.

>> No.19297373

>>19296408
Quick death compared to slow broken legs death of the poultry you buy in the supermarket.

Also, male chicks are put directly into a meat grinder while they are alive, since they don't lay eggs. Is that not even more barbaric and inhumane?

If you get offended by a man ripping the head off a bird, which he then proceeds to eat, you're a hypocrite

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>>19297373
i don't like animal torture, but i saw a dumbass bird sickly remove its own head. it was caught between some fence poles and struggling and scared and it just backed up hard enough to behead itself
somebody here posted it so beware .webms

>> No.19297393

>>19296811
> saying i want to kill animals for sport, specifically humans

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>>19297393
>putting a space after the memearrow

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>>19297405
the fuck are you on about
If we can kill dolphins, then why not people? It's an honest question. Why not? > le special amazing humans can't be touched
its retarded, the planet already has enough, the Faroes should become a purge island, where the Danish sell hunting licenses and we can hunt the locals for fun. Sure you can pathetically try to fight back but I'd be coming prepared with as much materiel as I could bring.
As long as we hunt Faroe islanders sustainably the Danes could turn it into a cash cow to rival African large game

>> No.19297454

>>19297435
The things humans are able to do is a gift. The debate is where the line is crossed. I just don't think it's incorrect for humans to exercise that resourcefulness.

>> No.19297477

>>19291871
>Fleur de sel
Only marginally better than kosher salt.

>> No.19297587

>>19291900
Wtf is wrong with Americans

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>>19297435
>If we can kill dolphins, then why not people? It's an honest question.

>> No.19297633

>>19297386
This is some War of the World's shut but to chickens

>> No.19297646

>>19297049
Don't worry I've had Icelandic pussy and it was one of my worst experiences....2nd only to the 2 Russian women I briefly dated years ago. Absolutely filthy in terms of general hygiene and keeping a home.

My downstairs neighbor is Russian/Ukrainian too and I've never seen a messier shithole either so maybe it's a cultural thing

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>>19296915
Lost

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>>19297856
literally me. And I haven't even had a stroke.

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>>19292187
I wish a cute thicc boi would do that to my dick too.

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>>19296506
You're being a real bear, take it easy.

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>> No.19297978

>>19297435
There's a place you can hunt people right now.
It's called Ukraine.

>> No.19297983

>>19296210
>graves of ltalian soldiers

>> No.19298117

>>19297342
which one is the tiny hamster?

>> No.19298124
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>>19297848
BIG BOY BITES BABY!

>> No.19298127

>>19297435
post wrist because i bet a faroe islander could either snap your pencil neck like that bird or just run around your fat ass until you have a heart attack on the spot. what you think they don't have guns and learn to shoot at the age of three there or something?

>> No.19298129

>>19295619
dude.....

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>>19297943

>> No.19298140

>>19297435
>go to an island intimately explored and populated with descendants of vikings with three high caliber semiautomatic rifles in each house and go "hunting the locals" because they don't feel queasy about rounding up dolphins and hacking them up for the grill
good luck with that one dipshit

>> No.19298141
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>> No.19298292

>>19298141

I can taste the rust residue.

>> No.19298447

>>19297026
can someone explain why this shit is so funny seeing this webm since years and i still burst out in tears when he lifts that barrel knowing exactly whats under it

>> No.19298457

>>19297435
i love the south americans
why is their meat so good and cheap while we pay a left nut for some throwaway cut in the EU and US

>> No.19298541
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>>19298447
I think its probably because he thought he knew what he was doing and it came out far FAR worse the he could possily imagine.

(not sure what this webm is)

>> No.19298588

>>19292701
Like your retarded diabetic ass could even find the faroes on a map

>> No.19298614
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>>19297983

>> No.19298640
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>>19291917

>> No.19298665

>>19296210
Fucking italians man

>> No.19298669
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>> No.19298689

>>19297435
damn anon you're so badass!!!!

>> No.19298826

>>19297355
the heat of the wok cooks the egg

>> No.19298860

>>19297034
die shonenspic

>> No.19298878

>>19294737
>>19296408
What are you going to do on the spot instead if you are riding a high speed boat while working on fishing
>Excuse Mr. Bird could you please die? thank you very much

>> No.19298888

>>19297435
This webm is like a poor man's actual pit BBQ.

>> No.19298889
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>>19298860
no
also whats a shonen

>> No.19298892

>>19298878
pull out a knife like a jihadist in the middle of the desert

>> No.19298894
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>>19298888
bbq is a sauce
a grill is what you can barbecue food on

>> No.19298899

>>19296210
Wisconsin ... home ...

>> No.19298906
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>> No.19298919

>>19298894
how cant they invent a machine to do this? that has got to be the most soulless dystopian job out there. bet he goes to bed after a shift and all he sees is pig carcasses.

>> No.19298927

>>19298919
Complexity introduces errors. A machine that recognizes which part is which part and where to cut it would essentially be a surgery robot and those cost millions.

>> No.19298940

>>19298919
It becomes normal like anything...but guarantee this guy loses a finger at some point - overconfident.

>> No.19298943

>>19298919
>>19297405

>> No.19298951

>>19297405
This is an actual horror movie

>> No.19298953

>>19298951
I find the other webm with the worker doing it more horrifying

>> No.19298954

>>19298919
zoomer work ethic

>> No.19298955
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>> No.19298959

>>19298953
>I-Is that a human doing a repetitive task? AAAAAAAA HELP ME I'M GOING INSANE

>> No.19298962

>>19298959
unironically though. how do you live like that without going insane?

>> No.19298968

>>19292145
We make sure they are comfortable and calm and then cut their jugular vein, carotid artery, and windpipe in one swift motion which instantly drains the blood from their brain giving them a fast and as painless as possible death

>> No.19298969

>>19298962
i wear headphones since ear buds never want to fit and stay in my ear and i listen to music

>> No.19298974

>>19298955
This world is a machine. A machine for crabs!. Fit only for the slaughtering of crabs.

>> No.19298982

>>19291917
why not just buy chicken from the store that tastes better
Why not just use a big pot of boiling water and use that instead of individually torching the pieces?

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>> No.19298989

>>19298982
that bird is called a Fulmar, and hunting them is an annual cultural tradition.

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>>19291806

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>> No.19299002

>>19298984
this is what happens when you don't hit your robots with hockey sticks,

>> No.19299004

>>19298993
does this count as cannibalism?

>> No.19299005

>>19298994
these are just prototypes for when the chinese take over africa. kind of like how we use mice for lab testing as an "analogue" they use sea bugs over there

>> No.19299012
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>>19297405

>> No.19299020

>>19297075
The Nakadashi chef.

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=

>> No.19299038

>>19291917
the only thing that really bothers me here is torching the feathers off. that can't possibly be good for the flavor, right?

>> No.19299047

>>19298894
>bbq is a sauce
It's not a sauce, it is a method of cooking or type of food.

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>>19299047
no thats barbecue

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>>19299024

>> No.19299061

>>19297435
Only humans have moral debates like this. Something is genuinely unique about us anon. No intelligent dolphin or crow or pig or elephant asks the meaning of the cosmos or what the right way for it to live is. It just lives.

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>>19297435
>If we can kill dolphins, then why not people?

>> No.19299074

>>19297435
dolphins don't pay taxes and are a very low % of EBT qualifiers. if section 8's were a zoos i might understand your point

>> No.19299076
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>>19298906
Spaghetti ala aqua

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>>19297435
Dolphins are all violent rapists.

>> No.19299087

>>19299080
looks ok to me

>> No.19299088
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>>19299076
very very disturbing

>> No.19299090

>>19298906
jack is just the gift that keeps on giving

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>>19299050
This is a giant cock.

>> No.19299104
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>>19299090
Im Jackin it.

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>>19298447
For me it's the fact he lifts the barrel slowly for dramatic effect just for that sad charred stick to be revealed.

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>>19299104

>> No.19299226

>>19299216
Why is he doing that?

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>>19299226
wanted smaller tomato chunks

>> No.19299246

>>19291806
>this kills the crab
>this kills the crab
>this kills the crab
>this kills the crab

>> No.19299257

>>19298993
imagine the footjobs

>> No.19299262

>>19299104
My favorite bit of Jack lore is that he is apparently completely terrified of being burned despite never being burned before

>> No.19299273

>>19299262
Does he have another job or does his youtube channel and "sauces" somehow keep him afloat?

>> No.19299292
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>>19299273
He hasn't made sauces since like 2016. He probably relies on the one son he likes helping him, considering he called him before 911 when he had his most recent stroke.

>> No.19299303

>>19299061
something that vegans don't understand is that the animals intelligence isn't relevant. i acknowledge that a pig is as smart as a human toddler. i do not advocate for eating toddlers. there is no contradiction in this, because it's justification enough that the toddler is human and the pig isn't.

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>>19299292
>most recent stroke
He had a third one?

>> No.19299382

>>19292583
Mr. Krabs looks like a fuckin lobster tho

>> No.19299393

>>19296210
do Americans really eat that much frozen pizza?

>> No.19299425
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>>19299341
He had one in 2011, one in 2018, and one in 2023. There are rumors of one in 2009 but people generally agree his 2018 and 2023 ones were the worst because they prevented him from using his right arm and walking respectively

>> No.19299428

>>19299393
Yes, that's actually a picture of someone's home pizza stock. Every single American has around this amount of pizza

>> No.19299439

>>19291889
>tongue rapist
>it's a bottle
Feminism is a mental illness

>> No.19299451
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>>19299425
What a shame

>> No.19299463

>>19298141
god i wish i had an edible blanket

>> No.19299468 [DELETED] 

>>19299451
>What a shame
yeah what a shame it didnt turn him into a vegetable

>> No.19299469

>>19297454
>The things humans are able to do is a gift
the criminals in prisons aren’t a gift.

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>>19299262
God protects him.

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>>19299463
You need an edible house my dude.

>> No.19299483

>>19299482
why does he look so sad? hes literally living la vida loca

>> No.19299489
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>>19299477
>not the YOU DIED edit
I'm disappointed

>> No.19299490

>>19299483
he can't get out, he doesn't even have legs, he's part of the egg fort

>> No.19299494

>>19299490
are his legs actually just eggs?

>> No.19299496

>>19299483
He's surly not sad

>> No.19299499

>>19299489
>whips out a machete
what the hell is going on in jacks kitchen?

>> No.19299505

>>19299469
you aren't a gift either you, sad fat sack with no friends.

>> No.19299508
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>>19299499
You don't want to know...

>> No.19299509

>>19297034
>eggs in the fridge

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>>19299482
>>19299489
Hes a picture of health. What are you talking about?

>> No.19299523

>>19299511
>17 time salmonella, botulism, pink eye and stroke survivor
even indians arent this tough

>> No.19299524
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>>19299511
>peak physical condition
>successful business
>wife and kids
>God
>unparalleled cooking skills
he just keeps winning

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>>19299483
He knows it could be worse.

>> No.19299529

>>19299528
the egg king has an egg vassal?

>> No.19299534
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>>19299523
Sicilian blood is unstoppable. Even Filipinos can't beat it.

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>>19299509
The eggs must run free!

>> No.19299540

>>19299537
whos the poor soul who has to eat all these eggs?

>> No.19299550
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>>19299540
Theres a hero in all of us.

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>>19299496
Shut up.

>> No.19299574

>>19299534
Thanks, I might actually puke.

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>>19299574

>> No.19299584
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>>19299574
Right? Just when you think you've seen it all.

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>>19299581

>> No.19299603
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>omae ga mushi wo taberu

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No Idea that this is.

>> No.19299610

>>19299608
Ketchup is fucking disgusting

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>> No.19299618

>>19299528
>>19299529
eggpprentice

>> No.19299622

>>19291838
I have that same look on my face if I've eaten even one FoF.

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>> No.19299635

>>19299627
i tried it
it works kinda
tasty :)

>> No.19299657
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>>19299581
It's crazy knowing that California Jack was a hundred pounds lighter and had two functional limbs. The food in the American South is goddamn poison.

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>>19299635
Apparently you have to make the first quarter the smallest or it end up a bit out of shape.

I dont know what this webm is.

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>>19299662
oh...right....

>> No.19299673

>>19296290
yeah i used to love frozen pizza, now I get flatbread, tortilla wraps or a pre-made crust and just make it myself
i'm too fukken lazy to make my own dough though

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>>19299673
But your not too lazy to Jack off are you.

>> No.19299686

>>19299662
well i replaced the salad part with a "sauce" layer and i used a thin chicken schnitzel instead of nuggets because nuggs are just too thick.
but the idea works.

>> No.19299688

>>19298141
I said I wanted a LARGE burrito bitch!

>> No.19299690

>>19299683
>that pic
Modern generations are such narcissist fucks. Someone is literally diving under a table to get away from the camera like everyone thinks shit is all about them. And even if it is, who cares. Besides, the guy is obviously taking a photo of the demonbear next to the guys having gay sex.

>> No.19299693
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>>19299686
Yeah, it's a good way to mediate temperature if you're using salad or sauces, and breading on bread is a bit much.

>> No.19299700

>>19299657
Seeing the way Jack cooks, I don’t think his physical location is the problem

>> No.19299707

>>19297355
I want a jet engine stove so bad

>> No.19299709
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>>19299690
God forbid you get caught eating like a human.

>> No.19299716

>>19299690
kek I remember one time a guy posted a picture that he took on /b/. It was of a white couple with a black kid at Walmart. He even said the couple looked uncomfortable, and he assumed it was because he "caught" them raising a black child, rather than the fact that he took a picture of them. He also just assumed the husband was a cuck, never occurred to him that they could've adopted.

>> No.19299723
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>>19299716
Post food, fagooter.

>> No.19299775

>>19297049
>One for me
>And one for the homies

>> No.19299838
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>>19299468
>have a stroke
>doctor tells you it's your diet
>don't care, where's my breakfast? I want my fatty bacon and sausage with pancakes and lots of butter and syrup
>sir this is a hospital
>wife goes out and picks him up greasy fatty foods to eat at the fucking hospital
>get home and start making a casserole that's basically red meat oil and cheese

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>>19299838
For some reason he thinks that you can't have any vegetables at all when you're keto and also that processed cheese can be limitless

>> No.19299883

>>19299870
>you can't have any vegetables at all when you're keto
kek, my sister did exactly this and accidentally gave herself gout.

>> No.19299924

>>19299870
man that looks delicious but the chink llooks like he would be insufferable to be around

>> No.19299940

>>19299924
That dude is actually Japanese. When most people meet a Japanese person, their worst criticism is that they're boring and monotonous. While that's still technically bad, at least they're not annoying like Chinese people.

>> No.19299943

>>19299940
sorry, they arr rook same
>t. vietnamese

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>>19299943
>>t. vietnamese
OUT OF MY WAY

>> No.19299962

>>19292595
Do they harvest the pussy jelly?

>> No.19299971

>>19299952
does wahlberg like the smell of napalm in the mornings?

>> No.19299985

>>19299673
>i'm too fukken lazy to make my own dough though
Homemade pizza dough that's actually strictly better than, say, your solution is amazing but it takes a lot of work compared to, say, regular bread since it needs to be so stretchy and thin and super glutinous so yeah I get that.

>> No.19300263

>>19299883
Did she just live off deli and organ meat?

>> No.19300271

>>19299482
how does he get out?

>> No.19300308

>>19299494
Yes, he's always walking on eggshells

>> No.19300372

>>19298640
kek

>> No.19300562

>>19297386
Why don't they use a sheep dog except trained to herd chickens? They'll be scrambling to enter the snug hole in the wall towards their death.

>> No.19300580

>>19297102
Underrated post.

>> No.19301367

>>19297386
This is oddly disturbing and inhumane
I feel humans should be involved in the raising and slaughter of farm animals. It's a very important part of human culture

>> No.19301565

>>19297034
Bro going blind just to see inside the pot lid that his egg is cooked