/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19289893
I already did tho >>19289422

>>19289895
You must have a huge mouth anon ;)

>>19289893

>>19289893
You already posted that in my burger recipe thread you fucking attention whore

Okay..But I'm not a FAGIT..
Made the buns from scratch, the brownish grey spots are where the smoked sel de mer melted from the eggwash.

>>19290088

>i'm not a faggot
>uses paper plates

>>19290094
WAAAAAAAAHHH!!
You still think that trees aren't a renewable resource, dontcha, retard?

>>19290104
Those look great, anon.
How did you end up dressing them?

>>19290098
You have to go back.

>>19289895
Look like shit

>>19290109
NO U...
Been here longer than you, dipshit.

No wonder you're all depressed.

>>19290121
See you on IRC zoom zoom.

>>19290121
Like that's some accomplishment, loser.

>>19290104
>>19290108
>no vegetables in sight
>corn syrup ketchup and sneed oil mustard
>one bacon strip per burger
>looks great!
Why are Americans like this?

>>19289893
I asked you in the other thread what cheese and sauce you put on and you said "Secret both".

You gonna tell us now or still a secret?

>>19290142
Ok but that dude has a bowl of cow tales.

Those things are bitchin'

>>19289893
Here you go son

>>19290133
Projecting hard

>>19289893
7/10 okay
>>19289895
8/10 too tall, and why two sauces?
>>19289906
2/10 bare minimum effort, at least you have a tomato in there
>>19289942
4/10 is that even beef?
>>19290088
3/10 looks nasty
>>19290104
5/10 run of the mill sloppa at your uncle's cookout
>>19290185
6/10 drowned in sauces, plastic cheese, and lmaoing at that pathetic lettuce

>>19290201
Alright ratings man. Either tell us your ideal burger or post your own pic then

>>19289893

>>19290201
>bare minimum effort
i baked the and ground the beef :'(

>>19290139
>>19290140
Both of these replies expose the hard retardation and backpedaling cringe that's nao inherent on these boards.

>>19289893

>>19289893

>>19290264
I like the simplicity of that. Is it just pepperjack and bacon?

Any sauce?

>>19290431
What kind of cheese? Just American?

Looks like plain iceberg and red onion. I have no problems with the meal though. Meat & cheese is rich enough don't really even need a bun Lol

>>19290566
Sauce was A1 thick and hearty. I was trying to make a replacement for the now defunct A1 thick and hearty burger (sans grilled onions). It was just a thin layer on top and bottom buns, which I toasted in butter so the sauce wouldn't make the bun soggy.

>>19290584
*whataburger

Got it perfect this time.

>>19290142
In America a hamburger is a type of sandwich. Only Europe could turn something perfect into a fucking salad and then freak out over cheese and meat in the same dish as if that is somehow weird.

>>19289942
looks good but unbeef

>>19290566
American cheese i like the way it melts.

>>19289893
this is only pic I could find, not sure what happened to all my other burger pics

>>19290264
>double cheese
my man

>>19290185
>>19289906
>>19289893
>>19289895
>>19290264
WOULD

>>19290616
Why did you put weeds on your burger

>>19290264
7.5/10 pitiful bun but looks tasty
>>19290341
6/10 looks okay but nothing special
>>19290426
Never post again
>>19290431
5/10 disgustung cling wrap cheese
>>19290593
Chicken sandwich, DQed
>>19290616
5/10 too much grass, are you a cow?

Rodeo cheeseburger. Still enjoy eating BK's more because of the type of onion ring they use.

>>19289893
Teriyaki chicken burger with roasted leeks and hasselback potato.

>>19290853
>5/10 disgustung cling wrap cheese
Wrong

Not perfect like me

Today and yesterday
1/2

>>19291094

>>19289893
I made some Wendy's burgers last night.

>>19290853
It's a chicken burger.

>>19291429
>paper plate
fucking loser

>>19291676
I hate that fat fuck so much

>>19289893
Old photo, but same as I always do. Really should stop using cheap supermarket patties, but I'm too fucking lazy.

>>19291691
Want to know something funny? That fat fuck came in first place in the last 4 /ck/ challenges.

>>19289903
for you

I made a giant burger the other day because I bought an 80cent cob loaf and didn't know what to do with it

>>19291812
I didn't eat the whole thing though, I shared it with my family

>>19291816
How disappointed were they when the realized you completely overcooked it?

>>19291826
not as disappointed as your parents were when you were born

>>19291826
burger patties should he cooked well done with a good sear. this is non negotiable. go comb your beard faggot

>>19290144
>>19290144
Ok ok I'll tell you. The cheese is this one on pic relates. I know, I know, >american cheese, but this one is so fucking good it's not even close. I'll post the ingredients just a sec.

As for the sauce, I reversed engineered the mcd sauce and was legally prosecuted by posting the recipe online. However I'm not a littlw bitch, so here goes.

5 spoons mayo, 2 spoons kectchup, 1 spoon mustard, 10slices finely diced pickles, 2 spoona that pickles water thingy that people don't like, paprika and powder onion.
Btw to get the exact same taste as McD, don't butter the bread, just char it slightly for around 5 seconds or so on a very very high heat pan (it should smell a like it burned)

>>19291864
This is the shit boys

>>19291832
>cooked well done with a good sear
Combining a platitude with a shit take doesn't make the shit take any less shit.

I guess I'll post this again even though I already did in the current dinner thread

>>19291887
perfect meal for a 50 pound female./

>>19291887
sir this looks fantastic, what kind of bun are you using?

>>19291892
Is pic related you?

>>19291887
nice french toast stix

>>19290593
Is that buffalo chicken or are the colors on my monitor just wacky

Anything beyond beef, cheese, bun and ketchup+mustard is posturing.

>>19290856
Absolutely would

>>19290856
Looks tasty, and BK Rodeo burgers are great, but don't have any BK's anywhere me sadly

>>19290593
What sauce do you use anon?
Looks great btw

>>19289893
too much dick cheese on it.

>>19290853
Pitiful bun here. It was a Martin's Potato Bun. I got it because it seemed the right size for the patties, had the most sesame seeds and because I like my Martin's vendor, he's a nice guy.

>>19293661
If it's a Big Marty roll those aren't actually potato bread. Just plain white

>>19291893
>this niggas never seen a pretzel bun before
They're pretty fucking incredible for burgers

It's too tall for Gordon isn't it

>>19289893
That looks like your mom's burger after I was done with it

>>19293935
>pretzel bun

Are you the guy who posted the pic? If so what brand of bun is that or did you make it

>>19293840
I stand corrected, it was still good on that burger, IMO.

>>19290892
Burger is short for hamburger, retard.

>>19291788
>proven to be an actual working chef
>haunts the board like it's 19th century New England
>admitted boozehound and lardass
Could it be anyone else? Say what you want but he is the only man for that job.

>>19290088
>homemade buns
>just microwaves frozen veggies
Can't go full effort in one area and lazy in another

>>19290104
>>19290185
>>19290856
>>19290961
>>19291101
>>19292121
>ketchup
Shiggy diggy

>>19294604
I'd thats the case then everyone ITT is disqualified since they're using beef

>>19290094
kek

>>19289893
wa la

Sure

>>19297229
Looks delish

>>19298500
Thanks. The left one is a juicy lucy and probly weighed like 750 grams.

>>19290185
This looks fucking good
>>19291429
So does this one.

>>19289893
I call this the "Mad at America"

>>19289895
That's the Krabby Patty, anon.

>>19299613
That's just comical

>>19290185
Looks like it's out of a cartoon, 10/10 aesthetic

sorry don't have a closeup pic

>>19300561
cute cirno

Ancient photo, no idea what they tasted like.

>>19291788
Isn't he dead?

>>19300561
soccer burger

>>19302471
>2018
>ancient

Anon, I got food pics from the 90s.

>>19293840
>Marty's
this anon knows the secrets

>>19289893
And I sucked a dick right after eating it, pretty good evening overall

I once made a burger so bad it made the news.

>>19289893
This is from quite a while ago. In my defense it was I think the first burger I ever made.

Made it, didn't eat it. Would love to see the guy who did.

repeat of the last one

Literally grilling now

Wala.

>>19289893
I made this boiga ages ago. I don't think it was good

Here's an abomination I made high at work.

>>19290104
Thread theme on that bacon plate

https://youtu.be/d5ab8BOu4LE

>>19289893
That looks like hot shit. Try again with less cheese and grease

>spicy burger
I mixed vark sauce + a smokey bbq sauce and put on an impossiburger, it was really good.
Also put a custom Cajun seasoning on the burger.

>>19307182
Laughable

>>19307176
>less cheese
Fag

>>19290121
wow. this is like asubhasamjna or something.

>>19289893
looks like my girlfriends pussy after i'm finished with it

Bump for a cool thread

>>19289893
Teriyaki sauc'd grilled pineapple and red onion on crispy campfire burger on a toasted bun. Going camping in a few weeks, looking forward to campfire cooking again

>>19306137
wtf??

>>19307193
There're worse burgers itt, and cheaters posting from restaurants, and I didn't have onions to put on it :(

>>19309517
Which burger is worse?

>>19289893
last time i made a burger i tipped the pan and i got hot oil on my hand
not enough to deglove my entire hand but it did smell like burger for a week

>>19290098
Who gives a fuck about trees.
On the other hand having your food touching plastic is disgusting

just had these tonight :)

>>19307182
Sometimes simple like this is great.

>>19309920
Next time you should make the patty the same shape as the bread for a bit of fun. I love doing that. Like making a bagel burger where even the patty has a hole in the middle, rectangular slices have rectangular patties etc.

Made this about a year ago.
2 patties smashed with cheddar, diced caramelized onions, and thousand island
wala

>>19310852
A year ago? Bro we need an updated version

Why do so many people like these degenerate tall ass burgers? I don't want to take a bite of nothing but burger, then a bite of nothing but topping. Disgusting subhuman burger perverts.

>>19310872
You're right anon, it's been a long time since I made a burger.

I think swapping in shredded lettuce or butter lettuce with a thin slice of tomato below the burger, brushing the top bun with some butter for a nice sheen, and removing the pickle for a pickle spear on the side would be ideal here. Maybe a touch of aioli on those buns would stop those toppings from sliding around too. On the plus side, grilling the onions instead of fully caramelizing them left a bit of a bite and helped cut the richness of this sloppy pig. Always room for improvement, but I'm glad we actually have a few damn fine burgers ITT.

>>19291870
> cheese
> contains 61% cheese