/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's soup. Proper salsa is supposed to be chunky.

any other salsa you get has like a 90% chance of being sweet, so that's some of the best store-bought salsa by default

Do you have a good processor? If so it’s cheap and pretty easy to make salsa at home, and Pace will seem like shit in comparison

>>19251626
>salsa is supposed to be chunky
It says it's chunky right in the bottle retard

>>19251608
IDK, but this shit, AND storebrand, Non-Organic salsas(even Aldis,) give me massive reflux.
Organic shit doesn't.
It's NOT placebo effect either, because I've tried on multiple occasions.
>>19251711
>checked
This is a GREAT wae.

>>19251608
>People say it's not healthy
It's not healthy because you usually eat it with chips. Salsa on its own isn't unhealthy at all, it's just pureed veggies and spices.

>>19251751
>>19251608
Just looked up the nutrition information, this salsa is actually pretty sodium-heavy, which could be an issue for some people. If you made salsa on your own you could just add less salt and it'd be totally healthy.

>>19251737
Aldi has a really good salsa and a really bad salsa, they are next to each other too.

>>19251777
>digits
Salt really ISN'T bed for you.
You'll eliminate whatever's too much as long as you hydrate with clean water properly.
>>19251787
FAX!!
Mamma Cosita or watever the fuck, makes me wake up and puke at 3 in the morning anytime I eat it.
The Organic shit ALWAYS stays good.

>>19251792
>Salt really ISN'T bed for you.
For certain people it can be, like people with high blood pressure. It's not harmful on its own, neither is sugar, but for a diabetic it's a different story.

>>19251792
>Mamma Cosita or watever the fuck
yeah, one time i bought it on accident, because THEY ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND ARE IN SIMILAR PACKAGES, i dont think i even finished the container so nasty

pic related is based though

>>19251608
It sucks and the jar is stupid shaped for putting a chip in.
This Enricos is much better on so many levels that it blows the shit out of that pace shit.

>>19251795
Perhaps...
But at one point a DOCTOR tried to put me on Lisinopril under the premise that he "Didn't want me to STOKE OUT"
I didn't fucking take more than 4 of them(10mg) after I found out that they were based on a chemical analog of the Gaboon pit viper's venom, and after you hit 15mg. daily, going cold turkey OFF of it WOULD KILL you.
Fuck "Doctors", at this point, I trust Veterinarians WAY moar.
Salt isn't gonna kill you if you are hydrating(you'll piss it out...) and While HFCS IS almost a poison, it serves a purpose for those who evolved to be survivor types over a hard, cold winter...
You just aren't meant to eat that shit EVERY DAY.
Cane sugar is better than fructose anyway--Maltose is even better.

>>19251825
Are you a psyco killer, youi needed a psych doc?
Here's a good book for all of us.
The Manufacture of Madness by Szasz.

>>19251905
At least poast the PDF, ANON.
This Is a BOARD of INFORMATION EXCHANGE.
https://archive.org/details/ThomasStephenSzaszTheManufactureOfMadnessAComparativeStudyOfTheInquisitionAndThe

>>19251923
>>19251825
fuck off and eat a handful of rat poison

>>19251946
Sooooo, You got nothing, huh?

One of the first results from searching “Pace Salsa”.

> Is pace salsa good for you?
>Pace Mild Chunky Salsa has a high nutritional value, has little to no processing, and is estimated to have a very low carbon footprint and a very low water footprint.

Pace Salsa is apparently a superfood. Who knew?

>>19251923
Sorry, I don't have the .pdf just the book and refrences. Do your own work bitch, I'm not finding the .pdf for you, are you a nigger that expects others to work for you?

>>19251969
The only super about pace is that its super nasty and should be chucked in the nearest garbage bin

>>19251969
It's Campbells GARBAGE, ANON.
If you can eat it, good onya...
But...It's HARDLY a superfood.
https://www.campbells.com/pace/products/salsa/mild-chunky-salsa/

>>19251973
I POASTED IT ALREADY, FAGGOT>.
JFC, you are a RETARD..
>>19251923
Poast LESS.

>>19251983
Yeah right, you posted shit pace that should be thrown in a garbage bin, nobody in their right mind would eat that pace shit.

>>19251986
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
>being THIS retreaded.
Just stop--You are an EMBARRASSMENT to your whole family line.

>>19251991
ha, dude you're drunk
Have some Depeche Mode, it's fun now with a sixgun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cctwD36ROwY

I like this one

>>19251999
>Checkin' those under duress.
I'll 1up ya...
https://youtu.be/5jqOSDq0Ssc

>>19252001
Looks like overpriced bullshit meant for soccer moms, anything with "ghost pepper" on the label is bullshit.

>>19252007
Its surprisingly hot

>>19252001
This is really good.

>>19252007
it's around $4.50 a jar and I can't find the scoville listed, but their next hotter sauce, the carolina reaper, is 1.5 million scovilles.

The label and price are misleading. Their line of salsa averages at 250k says google.

>>19252007
My former mother-in-law used to work at a spice and coffee store and would always give me spices, coffees, salsa, hot sauces, and whatnot for gifts.
Gave me this ghost pepper salsa one time, wish I could remember the name(it was a product they sold, not one of theirs). Fucking delicious. I was a bit hesitant at first, but I couldn't stop till the while jar was gone. My stomach hurt so God damned bad cuz I didn't have anything else in it before that salsa hit it, didn't care tho. I mightve been robotrippin' at the time, so idk.

>>19251977
> Pace Mild Chunky Salsa has a high nutritional value, has little to no processing.
A superfood is:
>Superfoods are foods that have a very high nutritional density. This means that they provide a substantial amount of nutrients and very few calories.
Are you illiterate? It’s literally a superfood.

I go for the scorpian myself

>>19251608
"salsa" just means "sauce" in spanish

>>19252028
>Eating while robotripping
How?

>>19252045
I suspect that only fat cunts do that, they eat while typing on their grimey keyboards thinking that they know more than everyone yet being total morons.

>>19251711
I've tried. It doesn't come out right for some reason. And tomatoes are expensive even if they're in season.

>>19252058
Brownies are like that for me, I never seem to get them right.

>>19252035
I like Dave's insanity.
>>19252045
If I did, it was on the come up. I have memories of being in the room I was in when i had that salsa, and dxm and spicy was involved. I just don't remember if it was the salsa or the chicken tenders I coated in the Excalibur pepper and ate with ranch. I think I mightve also been exploring the Big MT. (This was before fonv was a tranny game and people just really like it for having the best dlc of all time and being made by mother fucking obsidian[neverwinter nights 2 was one of my favorite games as a teen.])

>>19252058
A real tough one is tirimisu, I tried that with a girlfriend and failed miserably. At least we both looked at each other and threw it into the garbage bin. It was funny.

>>19252032
LOL!
Okay, Anon...
Enjoy your"stuporFoood"
>Dem Nutrients Doe..
You're a fuckin' CLOWN.

>>19251608
There are many better salsas. Pic related is my go to and it's always one shelf above your Pace or Tostitos brand garbage

>>19252058
Obviously fresh tomatoes are better but you can easily get away with canned as long as you buy the whole ones

>>19252001
I will never get over the hatchet job rebranding that Mrs Renfros did. Went from cozy, warm abuela greeting you to some globohomo clip art

>>19251632
walmart brand is better. especially the fancier ones in the small jars.

>>19251825
you post like some schizo 50 year old ranting on facebook

These jarred salsas are shelf stable and taste good for what they are, but fresh salsa is always 100x better

>>19252186
agreed and I go for the green

>>19252284
That comes across as a myspace freak

>>19252207
Classic case of soul vs soulless

>>19252328
Yeah but sometimes late at night or whenever I just dont want to start chopping this and chopping that, it's nice to just open a bottle and be done with it.

>>19252351
How more touristy can you get?

>>19252356
Shut up nerd

>>19252339

Op here Hernandez is pretty ok but my pace is slightly better.
>>19252186
Tostitos is garbage and over priced.

>>19252186
This stuff is better on tacos than as a salsa you eat with chips imo

Picrel my favorite

>>19252284
>having a Social media acct.
NGMI
You DO know that "Doctors" try to put you on lisinopril or other "rest of your life" drugs starting at age 35, right?
Vaxx yourself.
Why do you come across a fat Tub of Lard that takes 'Beetus Maintenence daily?

>>19251728
It's not though, nigger.

>>19251824
>Dipping your chips straight into the jar
Buy a bowl you animal

>>19251923
>to my daughter suzy
He named his daughter suzy szasz

>>19252794
That's not bad and it has a nice wide opening for dipping chips, nuggies and crab rangoons.

>>19253101
Could be worse, it could be
Trudy Trent or
Phobe Applebe

>>19251728
Trans people call themselves women. Doesnt mean they are.

>>19252035
Cute logo desu

>>19252648
>Tostitos is garbage
Yes that's what I said

>>19252339
But not the actual salsa Verde since it tastes like jizz (or what I imagine jazz would taste like)

>>19254214
how often do you imagine tasting jizz?

>>19255029
Every time I have herdez salsa verde

>>19254214
>>19255071
>commercial salsa
>actual salsa
lol
>commercial salsa taste le bad
OMG WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED??

pace is awful

For me, its generic grocery store brand. Its cheap and fairly spicy. I'm not spending more than 3 leafbux on salsa.

>>19251626
Pace is chunkier than any salsa I've had in Mexico.

i like mateo's but never heard anyone talk about it. it's been worse lately though and they've gone too hard on the citrus

>>19252794
love this shit

>>19255981
>Mateo's
My nigga I discovered this stuff recently and it's fucking GOAT. I was going to post it but got distracted. Definitely one of the tastiest salsas ive had despite it being kind of simple in flavor. Ill admit that im a slut for garlic though