/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19244937
I'm sure it's fine

I don't know what smashburgers are and I've never bothered to ask. Are they just flatter burgers?

>>19244937
Id fuck it.

>>19244937
I'd cram it

>>19244952
Dumb redditor.

>>19244937
I did this before. But it's awkward to eat unless you cut the patty in half so you can fold it.

>>19244962
I don't know what reddit is and I've never bothered to ask. Is it just a better version of 4chan?

>>19244937
it's for people who want to eat fewer calories

>>19244937
That is a tortilla

Looks allright. Not that different from a normal taco really.

>>19244937
That you're a huge faggot

>>19244937
What kind of lettuce is that? Looks like shit. Other than that I'd eat them.

>>19246187
dude
romaine

>>19246200
Yeah that shit sucks. Should only be used in caeser salads.

>>19244952
They're just the latest reddit meme food. Basically a way to make shitty, overcooked fast food burgers at home. They're completely retarded, and people only make them because they think it's "cool" to post online. And just when I thought it couldn't get any dumber, OP goes and posts this abomination.

>>19244937
Poor man's whopperito.

>>19246298
https://youtu.be/rCHQBjlH0WY

>>19244937
Putting raw meat on a tortilla skeeves me out but I can't explain why.

>>19246278
No, they are way better than thick burgers. I'm sorry if you can't accept this but it's 100% verifiable fact. In double bind blind taste tests performed by food scientists, the smashburger wins every time. Curiously enough, the only demographic that consistently prefered thick burgers were transexual black men.

>>19246278
smash burgers are the best burgers, seethe you fucking chud.

>>19244952
Yes. And they're made on a pan instead of a grill. The patties are so thin that they need to be double for it to be the same size as a regular burger.
They're good but not for grilling. Which is the most based way to make a burger.

Not taco, not burger, all gay.

>>19246646
not quite smash burgers but i got these ground brisket patties on sale and they were pretty much as thin as smash burgers

>>19246654
on da grill

>>19244952
Figure it out dumbass
Holy moly

>>19246651
You're the hero we need

>>19246657
buns on deck

>>19246665
wala

>>19246642
There's no such thing as a "thick burger" you stupid fucking redditor.

>>19246675
would you prefer the term "chode burger"?

>>19244937
Looks rather litty

>>19246654
>Buying pre made patties

>>19246680
I'd prefer the term bull burger. Because any burger I can't fit into my mouth to eat is bullshit.

>>19246680
>my entire frame of reference comes from fast food and clickbait youtube videos
It's just called a regular fucking burger, dum dum. The thing that is sold at 99% of all restaurants that serve burger. It's not these stupid "smash" burgers and it's not these giant meatball burgers that you never see in real life. Just a regular. fucking. burger.

>>19247117
Smashburgers are better. Cope and seethe.

>>19247378
sike

>>19247378
>i will obstinately continue to regurgitate thing my favorite e-celeb said one time
>cope and seethe
You're being called a retard, and a sheep, and a redditor. Nobody but you has anything to cope or seethe about.

>>19244937
More like a "notco"

>>19244937
why no tomato?

>>19244937
dis nigga making knock off gyros

>>19247406
>>19247382
Still does nothing to change the fact that smashburgers have been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to be FAR better than hockey puck boomer-burgers.

>>19247418
>hockey puck boomer-burgers
Smashburgers are the poster child for hocky pucks. They're intentionally overcooked. What the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>19246278
>They're completely retarded, and people only make them because they think it's "cool" to post online
Man you're silly

>>19247435
If your meat is tough you overworked it, it has nothing to do with thick or thin

>>19244937
do amerifats really?

>>19247450
If your meat is overcooked it's going to be dry. It doesn't matter how much fat there is or how delicate you were forming the patties. It might not be "tough", but it's still overcooked and objectively inferior to any properly cooked burger.

>>19247435
Lmao you've obviously never had a superior smashburger or you wouldn't be arguing so much. What a pathetic hockey puck burger BOOMER!

>>19247435
>>19247465
Hard disagree. Smashburgers are never tough if done correct. They are always juicy and delicious.
>>19247468
Calm down buddy it's not that serious

>>19247468
>t. heard the term "hockey puck" once and just assumed it meant "shaped like a hockey puck"

>>19247470
You're the only one talking about them being "tough".

>>19244937
As a food item which will offend a wide variety of people, I find it incredibly based.

>>19244937
Looks like california shit that should be thrown in the nearist trash bin like all west coast weirdos.

>>19247477
Tough, dry, overcooked, whatever you're claiming is incorrect. Smashburgers are juicy and delicious.

>>19247494
>Smashburgers
So you're a marketing bitch, that's the language that you choose to use.

>>19247471
OK chud. Your THICK, dry, overcooked boomer burgers SUCK! People eat them out of politeness, but would much rather enjoy a delicious, thin, crusty, juicy smashburger! Stop being such a pathetic little chud and grill up some smashburgers for your guests!

>>19247494
You only think so because you've eaten nothing but fast food your entire life.

>>19247507
Get the fuck outta Dodge!

>>19247507
You're so far out of your element there's no point even trying to argue. You don't even know what half the words you're using mean.

>>19244937
How the fuck are you meant to eat this?
It's way too much filling to roll-up, but eating it like an open-face sandwich is terrible

>>19247615
100 percent chance this was some mommy blog pinterest find and these exist to find either a taller or richer man to move on to

>>19247415
Needs Pico ya tumblrina

>>19244937
Seems okay but I'd just have it without the taco

>>19244937
I prefer Bratburgers

>>19246278
>They're just the latest reddit meme food.

Ah yes, the reddit food that was invented 78 fucking years ago. A fucking 60 goddamn years before reddit existed. Truly fascinating phenomenon. People who let 4chinnz rot their brain to this degree need to just neck themselves at this point.

>>19247677
And that's just when it got named
Cavemen were doing this for cavwussy

>>19244937
Too much thousand islands

>>19247731
About how many islands would you suggest is the correct amount?

Why is this board full of so many homosexuals?

>>19244937
10/10 fusion cuisine. would consume

>>19246702
you should ask your mom for tips on fitting bulls in your mouth

>>19248047
You're here so you tell us.

>>19248047
cooking is for fags

>>19244952
It's a burger but you do it on the flat top so it stays as greasy and nasty as possible.

>>19245046
Yeah go check it out

>>19247743
About three fiddy

>>19245046
Holy mole, this can't be real

>>19248490
kek

>>19246665
Get your buns out of my face.

>>19246654
Anon is right, you should kill yourself. Those look disgusting.

>>19246654
>>19246673
anon is unironically wrong, those look great

>>19248656
I wouldn't go watch a sportsball playoff game with anon if that was all he was serving to eat

>>19247660
do you marinate them in beer?

>>19244937
That looks good as fuck

>>19247615
are you retarded?

>>19248820
I know how a taco works you dumb nigger, the ones in OP are ridiculously overfilled

>>19248822
it's literally the same one as the OP's pic.

>>19248824
https://www.allrecipes.com/smash-burger-taco-recipe-7485747

>>19246278
>latest reddit meme food
you stupid worthless nigger
also, how would you know what is and isn't reddit unless you use reddit.
fag

>>19249562
your mom shouted it out during our passionate love making

>>19246675
Never been to a Hardee's or Carl's Jr., huh bud?

>>19249573
>reddit comeback
just rope already.

>>19244937
It's bullshit crap straight from marketing types in california, what's the appeal?
"smash" yeah like gay faggot cali freaks?
NO THANKS.

>>19249614
how would you know what is and isn't reddit unless you use reddit, fag nigger?

>>19249608
Can't say that I have been to any of those places, why would I, bud?

>>19249620
I went to reddit about twice, the format sucked both times. I have no reason to revisit that shithole of a website. I just think their format sucks cock, it's meant for soccer moms and homosexuals.

>>19249620
this
>>19249629
isnt me

anyway im a fag that used to use reddit.
thats why i know you are a reddit user and a fag too.
fag

I can't stop thinking about reddit

>>19246673
este anon esta crazy
would

>>19247660
>Original Bratwurst
>Premium cuts of pork
Pick none.

>>19246654
>>19246657
>>19246665

>McDonalds and other burger places have thin patties making them inferior choi.......

>SMASH BURGER LOL

>>19251167
I can't either, god I fucking hate reddit. I wish the poster above me would go back.