/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19231577
Why is your only good item is the bigmac?

>>19231582
It's not though. Why do people like the Big Mac so much? I find it quite overrated.

>>19231584
It is though, if you want value buy the mcdouble

That’s literally it

>>19231612
Why do you like the Big Mac so much? I swear like 60% of it is just bread.

>>19231620
What about the Double Big Mac, or the Grand Big Mac? I just really like Big Mac sauce.

>>19231577

What happened to Mac Tonight?

>>19231577
i remember my mother told me you where coming to my birthday party i had at mcds and i refused to go because i was terrified of you
still dont like you nigga

>>19231773
If only you knew the secret ingredient...

>>19231778
He joined the KKK.

>>19231788
That whore was lying and I didn't like you anyway.

>>19231791
donmt you have some little boys to store under your crawl space?
you would have loved me you creep

>>19231793
I make your family pay more for anything they get at McDonald's.

My (female) cousin has always had nightmares with you, she's terrified of you (she's 25).
I hate McDs but I am a big fan of your "McFucking Kill Yourself" meme.

>>19231827
Tell her she should McFucking kill herself.

>>19231577
Will you ever bring back the grilled chicken sandwich and the chicken Mcgriddle? I also miss the Lg styrofoam cup, I will always cherish my memories of pouring Kentucky bourbon in my sweet dolla tea's on a hot summers day as it was meant to be.

>>19231577
What happened to Uncle O'Grimacey?

>>19231982
Petition your local McDonald's manager to do that.

>>19231988
Got arrested for possessing materials deemed hateful in Ireland.

>>19231989
Can't on account of my deportation.

How come you don't show up in anymore commercials? They were fun to watch.

>>19231577
Why did you pinch my bottom when i was five?

>>19231577
Why haven't you been cancelled yet? Why is it still acceptable for a Scottish restaurant to have a gingerface mascot in 2023?

>>19232015
you were probably asking for it

>>19232012
Some retards decided to dress as clowns in 2016, scared children and damaged my reputation.

>>19232015
I plead the Fifth.

>>19232017
I'm actually a McNigger in Whiteface.

What was your favorite item on the menu? Least favorite?

>>19231577
Why did you have the rock and roll mcdonalds guy killed?

Why are large fries almost 4$ where I live you motherfucker

>>19231577
Why is there wheat in the fry oil?>>19231582

>>19231577
why do you fuckers never have the uber eats order ready on time?

>>19232494
Fav: Quarter Pounder.
Least fav: McChicken. I'm a beef clown.

>>19232509
The fuck?

>>19232575
Inflation.

>>19232876
Dunno.

>>19232891
Because you live in the middle of McFucking nowhere.

>>19231577
Why is the long McChicken gone? Is it Jewflation?

>>19231577
How many kids do you diddle during your break times on average?

>>19231577
What is the species of milipede you use to season your burguers?

>>19231612
>prefers the mcdouble over the double cheeseburger
Tells me everything I need to about you, faggot. Anyway the cheeseburger with big mac sauce is the best proportioned item at McDonald's. Every other burger there is overpriced and poorly designed in comparison.

>>19234629
Yeah.

>>19234633
None.

>>19234637
Fake news.

>>19234678
McShut the fuck up.

>>19235966
on a scale of 1 to mountain slides, how rock and roll is mcdonalds

i like getting the double quarter pounder with extra mayo, ketchup and pickles

>>19235975
If McDonald's is Rock and Roll, then Burger King is nu-metal.

>>19235994
You sir have good taste.

>>19236293
>Burger King is nu-metal.
Fuck you, Burger King was better the few times I tried it compared to McDonalds. The wrong burger won.

>>19236338
Burger King is for people who like to take it up the ass every Thursday.

>>19236357
You would know about taking it up the McAss, clown. Your apple pies started sucking too.

>>19236430
You're a huge McFaggot.

>>19231620
>>19231577
Say the line.

>>19236576

>>19236628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fLyIbd-Ws

Why do the employees get annoyed when I ask for an unusual menu item. Like I order a double quarter pounder deluxe with no ketchup or mustard and they act like that is some real complicated shit because typically you wouldn’t get a “double” deluxe nor would you request no ketchup or mustard. I don’t want ketchup or mustard because a deluxe gas mayo

>>19236357
YOU take it up the ass every single day Ronald. I should know, I’m the one that gives it to you

>>19231577
What's up with the child labor?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/03/kentucky-mcdonalds-child-labor-us

>>19237137
It could be worse.

>>19231577
why are you called Donald McDonald in Japan?

>>19237137
Because it's unusual and they work long hours. Imagine you're in their place.

>>19237482
You are a fag.

>>19237498
Isolated incident.

>>19238116
There is no "R" equivalent in the Japanese language.

>>19239558
>There is no "R" equivalent in the Japanese language.
wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ro_(kana)

>>19239595
I meant there's no "R" sound in Japanese enunciation.

>>19239608
yes there is i just posted it

Ro is a perfectly valid sound with its own character

what's missing is the L but doesn't explain why youre Donald instead of Ronald

what does human flesh taste like?

can I put kief in my vape oil to get high?

>>19239623
Ro Mein or Lo Mein?

>>19239623
just take the L

>>19239688
>>19239689
lo mein is chinese

fun fact: the reason the patriots in MGS are called the "la li lu le lo" is because those characters don't exist in japanese. the intent of the phrase is to be unpronouncable in the original script, basically a censor bar spoken aloud

>>19231577
Why are apple pies smaller and have less filling? Why almost no salt in fries anymore? Salt is not expensive.

>>19231577
can god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?

>>19239903
Both lies.

>>19240015
Yes.

>>19231577
You're not Ronald McDonald, you've been canceled.

>>19240072
>Both lies.
Both facts you cakedup ginger nigger.

for me it's the Filet-O-Fish

>>19231577
Why are you better than the king and not a homosexual?

>>19231577
Where is the hamburgler?

>>19231577
why do i sneeze when i look at the sun?

>>19239688
So did you just forget that Ramen exists and is called...Ramen?
Ramune?
Praystation?
Gojira?
You Raugh you Rose?
One Mirrion Fords?
Forded Steer?
It's always Ls that get folded into R, not Rs that get folded into Ls, anon

>>19240094
I am in fact Ronald McDonald, nigga.

>>19241576
Based.

>>19241615
Because more people come to my restaurant.

>>19241617
Dead.

>>19241628
Because you shouldn't look at the sun, you massive McRetard.

>>19231584
It's the fucking flagship sandwich.

>>19242922
Hey Ronnie, big fan here.
Tell the jew in charge of the fries that he better bring back fries cooked in lard or imma kick your clowny ass.
Love, FattyMcFatass.

>>19231577
Tell Mac Tonight to come back.
We need him
Also bring back chicken tendies/wings/pizza/spaghetti

>>19231577
How do I find the Mcdonalds secret menu? Is there just one or more?

>>19231577
fuck you ronald

>>19245601
kek came here to post this.

anyways, fuck you stuppid clown. never ate in your restaurant never will, cope

>>19231577
Is it true you got raped in the sweltering summer of 1992

>>19231577
Whatever happened to Grimace?

>>19245381
It's secret, if I told you then "they" would go after me.

>>19231577
Is the alien autopsy fact or fiction?

>>19245823
he had to be put down

>>19243477
No.

>>19243521
Not my fault he joined the KKK.

>>19245381
There is no secret menu.

>>19245601
You're such a McFaggot.

>>19245749
No.

>>19245823
Killed himself.

>>19245845
Fiction.

>>19243250
I don't care.