/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how eggs

>>19222159
That's a fairly large amount of burger for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "kills" so quickly is that there isn't much nutrition to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of eggs in that timeframe, and I won't.

>>19222159
What a waste of food. No one would want to eat that

>>19222159

>>19222236

>>19222241

>>19222241
Look at how much more dignified this kitty eats. Astounding.

>>19222241
its so strange, he just shoves it into his mouth as hard as he can

>>19222244

>>19222236
Imagine being in your secured environment; warm, hydrated, well-fed, and safe from predators.

>>19222251

>>19222236
SHLORP
SHLORP
SHLORP

>>19222265

>>19222248
kek

>>19222271

>>19222166

>>19222236
this dog drinks like i do. full face, gulps, no regret, no remorse, only gullets of low qualty h2o

>>19222279

>>19222318

>>19222216
>com ass

>>19222318
>the forbidden kool-aid

>>19222236
stay hydrated

>>19222329
my meal once a month

>>19222244
>>19222222

>>19222159
The Pablo in the kitchen undercooks the eggs

>>19222241
I wish someone would eat my dick like jack eats a burger

>>19222329
more ja/ck/ please

>>19222497
it's a fine practice. it means he can cook them more, but you can't undo overcooked

>>19222245
This just isn't the same without sound.

>>19222602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_AiUkdJps

>>19222308
I hate weebs

>>19222308
This is cringe.

>>19222643
>>19222656
the issues reddit has with 4chan is that it's japanese-based. feel free to go back, racists.

>>19222486
>>19222266

>>19222241
I wish Jack was my dad

>>19222665
Didn't he beat his kid or some shit?

>>19222244
why are they 5x6

>>19222241
at this point i cant help but root for him
he's so unhealthy who knows how long he has

>>19222660
dont you have some tranime to jerk off to, you pedophile?

>>19222244
That would be a good place to hide the ark of the covenant.

>>19222216
I wish this guy would have quit after the first few.

>>19222757
yes

>>19222251
>don't mind me, just pirating this soup

>>19222725
He's had mini strokes and diabetes since like 2008. It's that Sicilian blood

Guys, I genuinely think the "eat before you eat" advice in this video wasn't meant as a sexual innuendo.

>>19222241
I cannot explain to you how badly I want to blow this man

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>>19222236
I love snakes so much

>>19223320
This shit has to be done for comedic effect

>>19222159
regular american meal

>>19222236
I thought snake eyes were vertical slits

>>19222159

>>19222694
To make it a bakers dozen

>>19222159
Every time I see this, I suffer a spiritual conflict.
As a human, this is revolting and a poison upon the soul, born of hideous excess.
But as an Amerilard, I want to eat it and feal my arteries clog in real time.

>>19222232
What a beast.

>>19222159
could beard meats food finish this in under 45 minutes?

>>19222660
This one always gets me. He looks so happy to fuck up then his arm just flies off and he's still happy.

>>19223165
What an odd way to cook a pie. What is the stuff in the tub he dumps? Can't be cool whip. Looks like cheesecake filling. Wtf.

>>19222665
I'll be your dad. Go clean your room, faggot.

>>19222667
Nah, merely throttled.

>>19222667
shaken not stirred

>>19223483
i want some lemonade now

>>19222279
What idiot makes a batter out of pure starch?

>>19223387
They are. Like cat's eyes, snake's eyes also dilate into big round orbs when sufficiently dark

>>19223387
that's jap's eyes

>>19223161
Poor guy. He did nothing to deserve it

>>19223607
wat. why. wtf is this

>>19223371
Looks like the start of a porno

>>19222308
Why are his nails purple

>>19223699
Larping as Kenji

>>19223607
looks pretty straightforward to me anon
whats your issue with it?

>>19223699
he's part of the Uchiha clan, and they are all very ninjagay. It's required to act feminine but also kill people. paint your nails purple, kill your dad, that sort of thing.

>>19223610
looks pretty straightforward to me anon
whats your issue with it?

>>19222462
>he doesnt know that gallium is also liquid at room temperature

>>19222251
Is that based Terry sampling the soup? RIP king

>>19223734
She looks like the asian version of my intern, uncanny.

>>19223828
How does he get out?

>>19223734
> cute and privacy pilled
perfect woman

>>19223846
no space goes after the >memearrow

>>19223568
>sufficiently dark
that nigga is in a bright room so why are his eyes round huh?

>>19223350
i just
i just cant fucking stand people eat it wrong
it hurts me.

>>19223734
ok whats the catch...

>>19223853
Neat

>>19223322
is this porn? she looks familiar I can't place it tho

>>19223887
looks like shit

>>19222279
that's roughly the right consistency for that dish, by the way
he's just being a retard trying to brute force a non-newtonian fluid

>>19223842
Why are Americans like this?

>>19222565
You sound like my mother, who also has to throw every single piece of meat into the microwave for every meal shes ever cooked. Failure is failure, no matter how you see it.

>>19223925
i wish i was your mom so i could swallow instead

>>19223900

>>19223929
I'll fuck your mom and give her a son she actually loves

>>19223483
Why is he so happy? What sauce was that? I demand answers!

>>19224016
Why wouldn't he be happy, he's a man eating a good meal

Salsita is an actual restaurant in japan, and that appears to be their own in house hot sauce
http://salsita-tokyo.com/food

>>19222241
I'm surprised he's eating that burger like a normal person, and not turning it sideways like a taco so he can have MOAR MEET on his tongue at any given time.

>>19222159
I want to make a burger with a patty like in the start only the buns would be 2 pizzas.
The idea makes me horny. And thinking how it would make me fatter makes me horny.

>>19223161
It couldn't possibly be that he's 100lb overweight...

It ain't easy being cheesy

>>19223320
What was she peeling? Was it a potato?
It was extremely hard to focus on that.

>>19223893
she sure has a great face for porn. She'd look great catching fat ropes in the face.

>>19224050
already busted, pretty sure it's mellanie monroe

>>19223483
What show is this?? I want to watch it.

>>19222517
That's one of the worst things I've ever put in my head. Good job.

>>19222236
Schlop Schlop schlop

>>19223828
I want to punch his fat British head in after watching this...

>>19222159
great for an OMAD meal after a gym session

>>19223322
>>19224050
>>19224054
WAIT!
It's not Mellanie Monroe.
I busted to the wrong lady!!
I HAVE TO FIND HER NOW!
This is def a porn tho
Anons, please help!!

>>19222236
Based thirsty snek

>>19223546
fuck that looks amazing

>>19223546
Fucking saved

>>19223842
It kills me that in the last restaurant he's there eating so long that the family in the background is able to fully dine and get their meal cleaned up and he's still going at it

>>19223887
Rochester fags shaking rn

>>19224042
goddamn i love macaroni cheese so much

>>19223876
poos being poos

>>19224367
Imagine loving a car brand so much fucking kek what's wrong with people

>>19223876
Looks like some kind of religious ceremony to me, the men serving seem to be wearing some kind of ceremonial skirts. But then again, the woman on the right is talking on her mobile which would be quite disrespectful (?)
Asians are strange

>>19224412
Nigga geeked OUT asl at subway

>>19222241
jack bros rise up

>>19222244
Somewhere in that endless maze there is a man cooking egg sandwiches. Pray he does not get out

>>19222236
him drink

>>19224061
Solitary Gourmet

>>19224648
incredibly based and seasoned

>>19223866
I hope that is not the leg that Indians use to waffle-stomp in the shower.

>>19224755
>obey for the shrimp

This sounds like a mantra in a dystopia novel.

>>19223699
Like any "man" who paints his nails, he is a gay

>>19224755
it's not easy being cheesy

>>19222159
I hate america

>>19224087
Ryan Keely

>>19224816

>>19224755
>Text readjusting because of the effect
Soul food.

>>19224039
In 2011 he said he was 270. He has to be at least 350 by now

>>19223165
>check the video on his channel
>he literally says "wa la" when serving the pie
holy fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8&t=429s

>>19223165
>microwaved broccoli

>>19224961
Where do you think the meme came from

>>19225015
Is it possible to rehab and regain function after a stroke like that? Was he just too lazy to do any rehab?

>>19225023
This was after his 2018 stroke, so absolutely. He just didn't do it. He admitted while in the hospital for his 2023 stroke that he hadn't moved his left arm or leg in over four years, but they still managed to get some life out of it even still. Of course he's now given up on walking and cooking, his daughter in law cooks for him now. Personally I find it fascinating how he clearly got fatter in rehab instead of skinnier.

>>19223842
Probably 5-7k calories in a day?
Imagine the bloat this man must feel

>>19223483
i love this show, but mexican food in japan must be an absolutely wretched substitute, i would have to think.

>>19225046
It's just imitation to suit the jap palate, so yeah, much worse to anyone from America.

>>19225108
i really think this one hurts more than any of the others

>>19225132
How was this his job when he's so good at it?

>>19225164
A thing people really don't talk a lot about with Jack is that he really wanted to parlay his early YouTube success into being on Food Network. He wanted to be a Guy Fieri clone. According to his sons he doesn't really eat what he makes all that often.

>>19225046
>>19225064
I've eaten at at least 6 Mexican restaurants in Japan, and generally they seemed just fine to me. The ones in Azabu-Juban are pretty good, since that's a major foreigner neighborhood and that's who they are catering to. Frijoles, a chain at least around Tokyo, is essentially just Chipotle. The nice one in my city was run by a guy who previously lived in Mexico, so his stuff was excellent. The so-so one seemed to be a chain, but it was fine.

>>19222236
THERES A FUCKIN SPIDER ON THE SNAKE AAAAAAAAAA

>>19223869
lord fagass of the vegemite buttfuck, how do you eat it properly then?
with one spoon of semen, or two?

>>19223869
>>19225379
I've heard it said you spread it thinly over buttered bread, but I'd love to hear anon explain how these chicks fucked up.
I've seen that "politely put your hand over your mouth to block the grimace" thing Japanese women do. I brought root beer flavored candy as a welcome gift when I started working there, without realizing root beer is generally considered gross in Japan.

>>19225108
>posting Kay and calling it Jack
Why

>>19223320
left is Summer Hart. Right is Annabelle Redd. Both are decently well known pornographic actresses. I would assume this is indeed for comedic effect.

>>19225393
>>19225379

>>19223921
he says "mum's chicken and waffles with chips" which makes me think he's british.

>>19222159
Why the fuck do people put eggs on burgers.
I love eggs, I'm a breakfast all day person.
They don't belong on fucking burgers.

>>19225470
or australian

>>19224648
Did he just go thru the walmart spice section and grab one of everything?

>>19224755
I would eat this. It reminds me of the rotel dip my step moms makes.

>>19225132
Right on the uncleaned dirty public bbq in the park. Probably coated in homeless piss.

>>19225485
apparently he's bolivian.
https://www.tiktok.com/@foodandm3

>>19222245
happy kitty gets big food :)

>>19222265
Why is the milk just pouring out? Don't you have to squirt it out?

>>19222318
Actually to my knowledge mercury is rather safe to ingest as almost all of it just speedruns your digestive tract. It's the vapors that turn you tard.

>>19223876
someone explain why they are like this. I feel like puking.

>>19222318
>When you hate tuna but still want that mercury glow

>>19225641
There's a guy on YouTube called Cody's lab who did a video gargling mercury. Apparently, since it forms an oxide layer almost instantly and isn't water solvable, it's relatively safe.

>>19222248
>he just shoves it into his mouth as hard as he can
meat gud

>>19224031
>so he can have MOAR MEET on his tongue at any given time
Ja/ck/ has an advanced mathematics degree in Protein Surface Geometry.

>>19225890
He just has a disdain for bread. Look at how much he complains about visible bread in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbfi4AUL11U

>>19225626
I think they release it if it builds up but don't quote me on that

>>19224755
>le systemic racism is why blax pipo have high blood pressure

>>19225877
>>19225890
Allegedly Jack had a very rough childhood where he never knew when his next meal was coming so this is probably deep down for him

>>19225027
>I find it fascinating how he clearly got fatter in rehab
The staff was violating his demand for a carb restricted diet. Then again, he recently ordered a calzone at a pizza joint after getting out of the rehab facility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjIwiYNKVmA

>>19225205
Fuck, is that meant to be a quiche?

>>19225922
Tammy got him fast food almost every day and he demanded at least two helpings of "breakfast meat" a day

>>19225939
>at least two helpings of "breakfast meat" a day
Thank God the Kiwifarms keeps up with all this info.

>>19225946
He posted plenty on his own

>>19225566
grim

>>19225183
It's weird he doesn't cook what he likes to eat, you'd think that's an easy way to keep himself engaged and passionate about it. Also that's literally just cool hwip and cake in a giant bowl.

>>19225953
>I got [meat] coming so I'll only eat the [meat] [OBJ]
i enjoy watching this Ayrab wop nigger eat himself to death

>>19225986
No one in his family loves him, so why not love food

>>19225976
His real passion is eating, not cooking.

>>19225913
Yeah he never knew when his mom was going to hand him another bag of mcd burgers so he constantly complained.

>>19226002
Wait, what the fuck. How did this even happen?

>>19225515
imagine the sodium

>>19222765
yeah, he should've stopped after round meal

>>19225461
dumb zoomer has never peeled a tater in her life

>>19226002
>"this doesn't look that bad, what has he got wrong this time?"
>check how a Yorkshire pudding is supposed to look like
How, what the fuck?

>>19223883
>lost to a hamster

>>19226092
>>19226117
Yorkshire puddings are just small popovers, and like every other popover they need a HOT pan. If it's not screaming hot when you pour the batter then they don't puff and you end up with grease-soaked egg cakes.

>>19223842
Do Americans really?

>>19224485
They can't. The strokes have paralyzed half of their bodies.

>>19225566
So he is an American.

>>19224033
Kill yourself immediately

>>19224770
>indian man
>showering

>>19226151
Doesn't chef john have a cold pan popovers recipe?

>>19225660
Hygiene education is very low in india. There goverment is so corrupt they dont care if there own people live like cattle because "they are alive so who cares if they live in shit" and did I mention corrupt?

>>19225660
Archaic religious practices

>>19225552
I mean... it is jack we're talking about, so even if you're being accurate, he eats worse things. Usually made by his hand.

>>19225515
Black people love seasoning dey food

>>19222241
Jack, turning a nasty rainy day, into a magical burger day.

>>19222236
sneks are cool

>>19224497
Underrated.

>>19222166
he doesnt

>>19225467
I was told by an Australian friend of mine that the bottom is only for children or people who aren't used to the taste.

>>19223876
>>19226245
H-How did India manage to surpass China in population when they live like this?

>>19222159
this gives me the same feeling of innate revulsion i would get from seeing a naked, poorly washed obese woman try to act sexy

>>19223828
Why are people like this. Your greediness is ruining the meal

>>19225481
The flavor and texture works great. The yolk makes for a delicious sauce. Beef and egg yolk are a classic combo. You may not like it, but obviously there's an appeal that others see.

>>19225939
>>19225953
>>19225998
lmao now they're just straight up trying to kill him and he doesn't give a shit

>>19224755
HMMM, HMMM!
Naw dis here be sun good eatin'

>>19223387
Depends on the species. Vipers tend to have slit eyes. Cobras have round eyes though. Rat snakes, corn snakes, constrictors, sea snakes, cobras, you notice how different they look compared to vipers? Different head shapes and eye shapes. You have a lot to learn about snakes.

>>19226428
yes that is true.
but everyone who doesnt like vegemite or doesnt know how to vegemite needs to start out at the child level and then work their way up to the adult level.
which is still not anywhere close to the top pic.
like you could add 4x the vegemite to the bottom pic and still be nowhere near the top pic.

>>19223866
Leg of lamb or foot of lamb?

>>19226551
If you have to put that much effort into liking something, is it worth it? Social pressure makes you want to conform to cultural norms, sure, but to train your children to consume malty salty paste? It's all so silly.

>>19226440
Don't feel to bad, very likely when society collapses and, it will
The poos will all starve to death extremely

>>19223434
for me, it's the panicked hand repeatedly hitting the button trying to stop him

>>19224042
And then the moment it cools down it breaks and becomes chunky

>>19223320
"I'll peel your potato" has to be one of the strangest pick up lines to start a lesbian porn...

>>19222159
I really fucking hate it when they do the sammich goatse. I honestly find it more offensive than the stupid fucking gimmick burger.

>>19223387
You're thinking of jews

>>19225183
I still can't believe this dude is for real. Every single video is a display of sheer incompetence and lack of understanding of even the most basic cooking principles...yet he has a cooking channel and probably makes bank from it. Dare I say, BASED?

>>19223822
O hai John, I didn’t know you were a 4chan user. Would you like to help WAGMI thread on /fit/?

>>19226571
you could say that about anything.
personally i have always loved vegemite, because as a kid you are given just a little bit where you get alot of the flavor and not much of the salt and other harsh flavors.
and as you get older you put more and more on to experience more and more of the complexities of vegemite.

>if its not instantly enjoyable regardless of quantity then its not worth consuming at all
like really?

its literally the same as spice or stuff like wasabi.
imagine if a japanese person saw westerners spread wasabi on toast like it was peanut butter and then they get told that if you cant smear a ton of it on toast and have it be enjoyable then its not worth consuming at all.
it just doesnt make sense.

>>19223842
Bongs are well on their way to taking the lead as most disgusting country on the planet.
The Mexicans are gonna be super bummed losing the throne.

>>19226509
He has one son who hates him, one son who is a repressed homosexual like himself, and a wife who is just waiting to cash in life insurance money. Let the man have his meat. Meat gud.

>>19226733
as a recently diagnosed diabetic, this makes me so fucking mad

>>19226440
it's because they live exactly like that their immune system is one the best in the world.

also more than 2 children per family.

>>19224648
PUH-LATNUM

>>19226658
anon, it's more than just the cooking channels. He managed to swing it into selling a line of sauces which somehow got picked up by supermarkets internationally
what have you done with your life?

>>19223887
the ending is what makes this a great webm

>>19225046
From my experience, you can find good places, but like cali/tex mex is the hardest. The only place that comes to mind, that may be good, is some dude that rode a bike infront of a train that pissed off a lot of train autist. He owns a cali-mex place. I felt like the show picked out good spots for spanish/mexican style food, then they showed a brazilian bbq place one time.

>>19222318
If you want to be more on the edge, try eating gallium
Its melting point is pretty close to our body temperature so you'll never know when it turns solid again

Tangle!

>>19222236
Kinda looks like it's giving a blowjob

>>19223889

Sweet mother of god, it's /ck/'s spirit animal and sidekick.

>>19222236
>>19227025
Fake. Snakes can't digest water. Nor do they have muscles in their mouth for suckling. They get all the moisture they need from prey.

>>19222279

>>19227067
what is this even supposed to be? burgers? it looks like entirely unseasoned, barely-cooked ground beef.

>>19225205
The fact this man hasn't perished from a gastrointestinal issue is amazing.

>>19222166
no

>>19227067
Which vid is this one from?

>>19223887
holy shit super mario if he real

>>19227051
>Snakes can't digest water

>>19223699
He's very clumsy with a hammer.

>>19227078
Burgers

>>19223734
dirty hair

>>19223887
That will be 30 cents.

>>19227220
>burger not cooked
>sawing motion with knife
>cheese not even a little melty
ngmi

>>19223610
It's a japanese man eating food

>>19224648
No wonder they think white people don't season their food

>>19226733
If you have to be disgusting, don't do it in public like this

>>19225626
You can tell the nip is broken

>>19224080
Idk why but i sense this guy is german. He reminds me of someone in laderhosen or some shit.

>>19224412
Look at dis sleepy ass nigga.

>>19227440
NTA but I totally agree.
I don't even know what exactly it is but he always gave me the impression of being German.

>>19224859

>>19224648
SMELL IT THREW DA PHONE

>>19226733
is this the american version of a full english breakfast?

>>19226732
>one son who is a repressed homosexual like himself
surely not the one who has a girlfriend, right? or you meant the rapper son?

>>19223828
Literally a pig in a sort of human body

>>19223734
code?

>>19224648
wait, where's the crab?

>>19227629
Crab?

>>19224648
wouldn't adding 30 seasonings just overpower and negate each other?

>>19227440
>>19227453
Nah, thats pure Anglo.
Probably a Canuck.

>>19227668
baka these white people thinking how chemistry works

>>19227722

>>19222308
What's the point of adding water to the fried egg?

>>19227722
no I mean tastewise. you wouldn't really be abke to taste all 30 seasonings + the food right?

>>19227765
Steaming it

>>19227306
>new jack fans

>>19227769
Sure, but why? Half-fried, half-steamed eggs are better cooked, or something? I usually just fry my eggs and eat them while the yolk is still runny.

>>19227306
>>sawing motion with knife
w-what's wrong with that?

>>19227786
Helps solidify the white a bit better without cooking the yolk too much.

>>19227796
Good to know, I will try it next time I fry an egg.

>>19223608
honestly. like yeah, hes not a the best chef there ever was, but nobody innocent deserves several debilitating strokes.

>>19222308
Why are jap kitchens in the living room?

>>19227863
jap apartments are very small

>>19227765
Why do dumbasses have to ruin nice things.

>>19227786
This kills me every time.

>>19227602
Wife, but yes the rapper son. Also he's clearly gay like Jack.

>>19224412
Man, I remember all the idiots defending this video as nothing more than a poor overworked, exhausted woman when it came out and shitting on anyone saying she was high as a kite. Naive summer childs never seen a junkie nod off before.

>>19228093
>all the idiots defending this video as nothing more than a poor overworked, exhausted woman

Let me guess Reddit? Reddit shitlibs with their white guilt complex and lack of understanding of the real world.

>>19227668
Depends on the balance.
Ideally no. They should all have different tastes that hit differently.
That is how a good curry is made. Sometimes a huge number of spices, but balanced so that each contributes something new. KFC's 11 herbs and spices are an example of that too.

Dumping in 10 different bargain bin spice mixes that are mostly all the same ingredients isn't going to bring much dynamism.

>>19227765
>The last byzantine finds out he wasn't the last after all

>>19226739
Sorry to hear that, anon. Diabetes is fucking diabolic.
I was told I was pre-diabetic fall 2021, and have dedicated every single moment since then to fix my diet and body.

>>19226644
Looks like a really nice salad.
Would gain a lot from being put on the grill.

>>19227681
Not arguing but proofs? I really want to know what the story is here.

>>19228117
Reddit is still far from conservative but I've seen multiple things on the front page recently with them criticizing crazy liberals.

>>19222248
Lack of fine motor control. He has one useless arm, and one "good" arm that's only slightly better than the other due to him having multiple strokes and not doing his rehab properly.

So, basically: The reason he's shoving that food up his mouth is because that's the only way he can properly eat. If he tried to eat it any other way the burger would probably just spill out since he can't really grip the burger well.

>>19228093
I've read it's staged

>>19223876
The girl at :15 is so cute...

>>19228184
Very well could be, half the shit on the internet seems to be at this point. Either staged or she was obviously so noticeably fucked up the camera man knew she was going to do something stupid. No other reason he'd be filming in the first place.

>>19227982
and the chicken

>>19228170
He ate like this when he had two working arms. His reasoning was that he wanted to taste the meat and toppings first, not bread. Also he wanted to be a Food Network host so he practiced exaggerated eating

>>19228247
So he was just doing it for show? I still imagine it's hard for him to eat the burger in a car like that.

The guy just acts insufferable in general, when he had his most recent stroke he was spamming his facebook about how bad the food there was and it was just embarrassing to see considering how old the guy is. It's not like he's doing that for show since his facebook account is also between his real life friends/family/acquaintances.

>>19224755
kek, haven't seen Iron Wrath footage in a while

>>19227800
Isn't that unhealthy for the bird?

>>19228560
Birds are not real

>>19228093
Well in her defense if I worked in food service I totally wouldn't want to be sober either. Not doped out of my mind high, though.

>>19228141
I was thinking that as well, particularly the peppers.
Some slices of a lightly grilled chicken breast would probably knock it out of the park, as well, especially with a killer chili lime marinade.

>>19222244
How does he get out?