/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yo, get me that LEAF juice

>>19183122
yes, roasted fruit pits taste good

>>19183122
anon please spare me one of the very few things left I still enjoy on this hellish planet

>>19183122
>Shh
>Not yet
>Nearly
Sluuuuuurp
>Now you may speak
Amirite coffee sisters?

>he drains off the potliquor
niggas....

>>19183122
THIS NIGGA DRINKIN' BEANS

>>19183122
it's more of a bean tisane

>>19183122
Coffee tastes disgusting no matter the type, way of making it or temperature. And it doesn't even makes me less sleepy or more active, I feel like a fool buying some expensive beans and tasting same dirt-taste. You need to be shit eating beetle to enjoy this crap.

>>19183182
Literally the only thing I look forward to when I wake up.

>>19183122
i love bean juice so much bros

>>19183234
Who asked you? Seriously shut the flip up. Boy oh boy if you said this in my vicinity in REAL life? Ho! You'd better run buddy. I'd beat your cheeks so bad you'd be busting MY nuts. Why even say something like this? Like anyone would even care. Frankly, you can lick on every hair follicle of my 4.3" circumcised member. Frig off.

>>19183122
Why's it called Americano

>>19183210
It's actually a seed broth

>>19183449
its how visiting americans asked for espresso, watered down like regular coffee

>>19183191
Potliquor? I barely potknower

>>19183496
So since the middle ages euros have been drinking coffee them Raul shultzheimerbergstein comes over and asks for a cup of coffee and it gets a name change?

Well shit nigga

>>19183234
I'd feel like a fool if I wasted money on something I had no idea how to prepare or consume too, autism-kun.

>No don't drink bean juice...that's so fucking gross.
>Just put these bones in a pot for hours and hours to make the perfect soup. NO THAT"S NOT ANIMAL JUICE YOU NIGGER IT"S STOCK!!!!!!!!

>>19183501
Only if you consider the invention of apple sauce renaming apples, I guess

>>19183509
Stock is not juice, coffee is not a bean, you are not sane

>>19183185
i stay in the slurp phase

>>19183501
Cafe Americano literally means "American coffee" you schizoid, as in "coffee prepared in the American style" as in "Giovanni, this man is an American please water down his espresso so that his people do not turn us into the second hentai-producing nation"

>>19183514
Just seems a bit much and grand
Like
Some fucking goblin nigger that probably couldn't even see over the counter gets a drink named after his people
That's extreme

>>19183524
Yeah like how some italianigger from Naples smeared some tomato onto bread and tossed a couple chunks of mozzarella on top and they started calling it a style of pizza, seems insane

>>19183234
I feel the same about the regular coffee made in a moka. But most instant coffee brands and espressos are tasty.

>>19183122
is that heccin' BEAN JUICE??? oh MAN I can't WAIT to add some COW JUICE to my BEAN JUICE!!! did you know you can add Whiskey to the BEAN JUICE to make ADULTING BEAN JUICE????!?!!?!! It's a real GAME changer man, I tried to order one at my local ARCADE BAR for us ADULTS and luckily they had a CHONKER of an IPA that was BEAN JUICE flavor, so it was like EVEN BETTER!!!?!!!?! I wonder if there's VAPE JUICE flavored like this, let me check Reddit!!!

>>19183239
i start looking forward to tomorrow's coffee sometime around 3pm every afternoon, it's what keeps me going

>>19183122
Bean extract, actually.

>>19183647
>he's not vaping bean juice already
ngmi

>>19183185

>>19183122
Coffee beans are not actually beans just because it's in the name

>>19183501
Coffee is prepared by either boiling the grounds or pouring boiling water over them. Espresso is prepared by pushing hot water through the grounds at high pressure. Using the same beans to make drip coffee and an americano will yield a different flavor.

>>19183449
Different cream

>>19186564
>boiling the grounds
wtf is that demonic technique