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F :( they got him

Have a Creme Egg to honour the legend

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>>19157722
Cramposter...

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>>19157722
Sam Tarly died the way he lived: with a Cadbury creme egg rammed up the old throne-hole.

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>> No.19157798

9 creme eggs doesn't seem a lot
Hotkinkyjo could probably cram 100s of those things in her asshole

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>>19157722
MORE BELLEND HIJINKS

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>>19157722
F

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>>19157799
>>19157801
>>19157806
BELLEND
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>>19157722
Finally, one with a different reporter. That Simon Dean character was so obsessed with bellends, a change of pace is nice.

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>> No.19157839

>>19157798
9 creme eggs on top of one another would be over 17 inches long

>> No.19157859

>>19157838
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>19157722
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>>19157801
>>19157806
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>>19157830
>>19157838

i refuse to believe that these are actual headlines from bong papers

>> No.19157881

>>19157839
That's a fairly small number of creme eggs for an average-sized bum, I'd say? The main reason creme eggs cram so easily and "compress" so small is that you can crush the shells with your rectum after they're inside. I wouldn't WANT to cram nine creme eggs, but I could easily.

>> No.19157882

>>19157838
>oi there mate you got a license for shitting in seaweed?

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The more things change, the more they stay the same

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>>19157859
The restaurant owner for employing illegal immigrants

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>>19157898
Please lads, keep it /ck/ related.

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>> No.19157918

>>19157915
Lol, sorry, I was just doing a bit of research and that headline was mentioned on the Wikipedia page

>> No.19157921

>>19157898
>OOOOH NOOOOO
>1488 sisters, we have been found out

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>>19157918
No worries, once you get on a roll with image search, it's easy to forget. Plus I guess it was /ck/ related, Hitler is the world's most famous vegetarian after all.

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>>19157924
This seems to be a real epidemic in Britain.

>> No.19157948

>>19157722
The Sun has to be satirical newspaper

>> No.19157954

>>19157722
are humans good for crocodiles?

>> No.19157960

>>19157871
Very real. Its the Sunday Sport newspaper. Theyve done it for decades. Its not a serious newspaper. Its got crude stories and women with their tits out. Its often the front page but otherwise the first page these pics are from. It got canned but it did come back again

https://www.sundaysportonline.co.uk/

https://www.sundaysportonline.co.uk/

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>>19157948
these are from the daily sport, not the sun. some of the best journalists we have write for the sport.

>> No.19157967

>>19157954
Only if the humans are stuffed with nutritious creme eggs.

>> No.19157976

>>19157871
Nothing gets past you mate

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>>19157789
codyslab?

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>no bellends or arseholes mentioned
Man Sunday Sport really fell off.

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>>19158007
THEY'RE BACK ON TRACK BOYS

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>>19158029
"It sounds really silly now but I had drunk rather a lot of cider."

>> No.19158072

>>19158029
Would have thought you'd go in from the other end

>> No.19158088

>>19157871
The Sunday Sport is a satire newspaper
it's basically The Onion for working class bongs

>> No.19158453

>>19157793
>A LOO WITH A VIEW: The mystery dumper lays cable down Mike's stack
Lol, lmao

>> No.19158700

>>19157798
this. the guy is a lightweight. even belladonna could get at least 12 in there.

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>>19158700
Let's see Niko Avocado's record.

>> No.19159850

>>19157964
>>19157998
Why do celebrity sex dwarves seem to suffer such tragic deaths?

>> No.19159864

>>19159850
The world is not made for them.

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>>19157722
my fave

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>>19159895
This is the best one

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>>19159895
Have a version without the watermark