/ck/ - Food & Cooking

tier 3 checking in
stay wide awake for my art projects

I drank a lot of bang at my old job because it was all the mexican food truck had stocked during breaks. It was supplemented with five hour energy, starbucks shots, and adderall though.

>>19140984
why would anyone put bang that low? I really don't get the stigma. Below STARBUCKS of all things?

>>19140984
Redbull king checking in

How would you rate the guy who starts his day by drinking an entire pot of coffee?

>>19141062
Redbull tastes like piss and battery acid, feel free to fuck right off
>>19140984
White Monster chads where you at

>>19141073
A tryhard. He's not just doing it for the caffeine, he's got a weirdo cowboy-wannabe thing going where he wants to be the kind of guy eating a spoonful of coffee grounds next to a tent and a horse. Just buy an energy drink you fag or settle for one or two cups of coffee.

>>19141078
>Redbull tastes like piss and battery acid
that's what makes it tops. a man willingly drinking a redbull has shit to do.
monsterfags are just sugar and caffeine addicts.

>>19140984
absolutely.
the correct chart is:
>water
owners.
>everything else
slaves.

I drink this

Energy drinks suck ass

This chart is all wrong, even if made as a joke. Red Bull is bottom tier.

>>19140984
Why do motherfuckers need energy drinks when all they do is sit on their fat asses all day

>>19141476
Idk, I'm not a doctor and neither are you. Don't judge people for the things what they do.

>>19140984
I only drink water and coca-cola

>>19141476
it's not called the bill of needs, faggot

>>19141476
because im crashing from the last one

Ghost Chads, rise up

>>19141476
I work 84 hours a week. It isn’t hard work mind you, but I have to be there.

>>19141550
Holy based, bang is shit and I have a ton of empties

>>19141078
reporting for duty. Actually I report to no one.

>>19140984
fuck, black coffee and white monster enthusiast and they got my job matched perfectly

>>19140984
G-ds

>>19140984
Closet thing I drink that's comparable on the chart is Powerade.

>>19140984
Don’t like that chart much, I’d say Bang and Monster should have more overlap - certainly wouldn’t make bottom rung all Bang - see too many whites drinking it
Also Le ‘Redbull connoisseurs’ hating on RED edition, as if people who drink RES can’t appreciate original. Original and RED are my top 2 flavors, BLUE is a close third.
>>19141092
>muh hardcore PISS
Then why is BLUE right up with original?
Yellow and the other colors yeah deserve to be lower down. Fucking sugar free RB? That’s just piss.
Also left out the based ZERO, with possibly the best looking can, as a middle ground in flavor
Anyways, I’ve really left monster behind- was the first energy drink I tried in middle school, adopted the zero ultra meme in high school, and then moved on to better things.
A couple drinks left off the chart would be C4 for a good addition to the bottom rungs, while the cans are less common, if you count the powder it’s common among laborer beaners
And the supreme based, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone else have them in person, is the true superior option to SHIT like monster, at half the price
PIC REL

>>19141525
>monster is a human right

>>19140984
I’ll think of this chart as I’m pissing out kidney stones paying the price for success

>>19140984
I don't know if crack/meth should be that high up but it's definitely higher than this guy. >>19141053
If anything there should be a lot more tiers to the chart so Bang could be even lower.

>>19140984
where do bronkaid and rip-it fall in this hierarchy

>>19140984
I knew a guy in college who drank a redbull before classes every morning and he wound up physically shitting himself in public and eventually flunked out of school entirely

no desu

>>19140984
None of that makes any sense at all.

>>19140984
literally WHAT is wrong with sugarfree redbull. i just dont like sugar.

>>19141439
>straight caffeine and water
probably taste like sweat and aids

I used to drink t1-4 but now just decaf bc of my ibs

>>19140984

>>19140984
Enjoy your heart attack or stroke anon!

>>19141485
This we judge by skin color and creed around these parts

>wasting time ingesting liquid
I came here to laugh at you

>>19146125
forgot pic hehe

>>19140984
Let's just say that a certain anon has a very bad caffeine intolerance and hasn't consumed it in 20 years, where do they belong on your list, hypothetically speaking, of course.

>>19140984
I drink/smoke at least one from every tier. Wtf does that mean

>>19140984
>this nigga drinks bong water

>>19140984
If you have time to drink any of those, you have time to eat a small meal

>>19145525
It tastes like water. Energy drinks taste like something you'd pour in a mop bucket.

>>19140984
I like the khaos juiced, and the gold ultra one

>>19140984
Yes.
The fact that Rip Its aren't included renders the entire list invalid.

>>19140989
what kind of projects anon?

>>19146315
It tastes like water that's gone off.

>>19146158
You're the king of gods. Human made standards are not for you, nigga.
I bow

>>19140984
*sip*
yup, they don't make diplomatic missions like they used to

Red bull dropped so hard in last few years. Its like completely different, shittier drink.

>>19146743
Water doesn't spoil retard

>>19140984
Tier 4. My ex roommate hates Red Bull, it makes him barf

>>19140984
When I was working retail I drank bang, now that I don't I drink coffee, regular monster and redbull. Image is probably accurate.

what is even to refute? it is completely random apart from the "haha meth funny".
you have never even been with the same room with someone on meth probably.
how does this even have replies man I miss 4chan from 2008 with actual content.

post best gfuel flavors
i got the binding of isaac one from giveaway, it's pretty good.

Get on my level

>>19146158
youre based

i am a manual laborer and i like nos
very accurate for me

>>19147564
xDDDDDDD

>>19142809
I kneel

>>19140984
i will take the white monster please
the only can legally recognized as a sip.

For me, it's those no-name brands like Viper that get sold for $1 in places like family dollar.

Where does powdered cocaine rank?

>>19148203
Also where does tea rank? Asking for a friend

>>19141550
They have no idea how tasty we are

>>19140984
No Four Lokos?

Mostly agree with bottom 3 butn1 change

>>19146729
red bull on canvas
"Wings"

>>19141093
based, energy drinks are poison for your body

>>19140984
Anyone that needs anything on that list should try a buckshot mouthwash in stead.

>>19140984
>Red bull blueberry
>Monster white pineapple
>Bang guava pear
>White monster
>Monster lemon tea

Best energy drinks in that order.

>>19140984
i drink none of this, am i god?

>>19141476
I think that’s why they need them, sitting makes you sleepy.

>>19140984
To be honest with you the thing that confuses me most is the Red Bull sugar free is in a lower tier than the regular Red Bull?

Makes no sense. Should be reversed if anything

>>19149386
Sugar free (light blue and silver) is PISS
I can’t understand how it’s so much worse than normal, and still a bit worse than zero. Only really drank it when I had some mixed 12 packs with original/sugarfree/RED
It’s just not good, and it’s a less aesthetic can

>>19149039
>energy is poison

>>19149386
Sugar isn't good for you, but it doesn't directly cause cancer like aspartame and erythritol

>>19140984
imagine needing caffeine, whew, couldn't be me

>>19140984
Redbull absolutely does not deserve that high accolade.

>>19140984
Fucking weakwilled if you need anything more than plain water just to start the day when it comes to fluids.

>>19140984
Where's the Celsius? I haven't bought a single energy drink that wasn't Celsius since making the switch

>>19140984
What was that shit they ate in generation kill to stay awake for days, ripped fuel something ?
Never found it, was it swapped name brand or something ?

>>19140984
Yes, forgot the drink of god's, humans who have transcended feeble issues of mere mortals

>>19140984
>no V
shit list

>>19153557
Rip It.

>>19140984
Redbull tastes atrocious and doesn't hit the same as a nice Monster, or even Bang or Celsius for that matter.

>>19143731
Typical Redbull drinker behavior

>>19141093
Based. Caffeine is a real scam.

>>19153567
Stop pretending to like tea. It doesn't make you special. Embrace the world of drinks that actually taste like something.

>>19141550
ghost blows everything out of the fucking water. its simply in another league entirely

Reminder that if you drink energy drinks you are low iq, low test, and low social status.

>>19143044
yes

>>19140984
I drink water
tap water

paying more than 3€ / 1000L for your drink of choice is literally subhuman

>>19153919
Woah you sure are cool and unique and special for drinking something literally everyone else does!

>>19153557
They had pills, but that shit was made up I’m pretty sure. Name was inspired by Rip it, a very widely consumed energy drink in deployed units (army/marines flew pallets of the shit to bases)

>>19140984
Fuck you niggers
BANG IS THE BEST

>>19150605
when it's loaded with sugars and high amounts of caffeine it is

>>19140984
Bang is shit, but I refuse it being lower than a Starbucks mom frapp deluxe or whatever that is

>>19155150
This and POWER HORSE are all you need

>>19140984
I take a 400mg of caffeine tablet every morning

>>19156037
Captcha: JRHNBR

>>19140984
What about people who don't drink any of these things?
t. waterfag

Has anyone ever tried Ephedra?

>>19153557
Based on the time that Generation Kill took place, the Marines were probably popping Yellow Jackets back when it still had ephedrine in it.

>>19140984
I hosted a visiting Czech peasant last summer and we got couple of cans of Bang since it was on sale and they didn't have that in his home village.
He hated it because Bang candy apple crisp tasted like real apples.

>>19140984
When did Bang Rootbeer start making an energy drink?

>>19147638
Gross

>>19156037
"Get the horse in you"

what are you guys' thoughts on speed? is it worth snorting? where can i find it in Europe

>>19156836
Only done it once cause the dude told me it was coke.
Was still up like a day later and watched a bunch of cops after being at the pubs.

>no image related
worthless
how old is this shit meme anyway?

>>19140984
I worked for Aldi as regional leader and every single cashier under 40 drinks Red Bull. They looked down on me just because i drank bangs while telling them they have to work overtime again.

>>19140984
yea, you're a retard

>>19156037
I miss this shit like you wouldn’t believe. Chugged it while overseas

should i start drinking energy drinks

>>19158472
Eh, I would just drink something light in caffeine.

>>19158472
Yes, they go great with Nicotine or Alcohol. Just don’t have more than 1 a day.

>>19158472

Do you shart your tracksuit and hang around outside farmfoods? If so, yes.

>>19140984
> the chosen one

why are energy drinks so fucking expensive and why do people buy them?

>>19158514
my sharting days are over

>>19159861
Not all of them are expensive. People buy them because they like them.

>>19159854
I miss the original recipe.

>>19159861
Rip It ain’t
Courtesy of Dollar Tree

>>19140984
elder god tier

>>19160252
Nobody cares stop spamming this

>>19147638
Based, but you should try making your own mate from loose leaf. I coldbrew loose leaf then mix it with some fruit juice, shit is so good!

>>19160252
Gigabased