/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Thank you for the best hot sauce

>>19143982
For me, it's Crystal.

>>19143982
no thanks bro. I have the world's greatest sauce- no brag, just fact.

>>19143982
tabasco is objectively the best hot sauce

>>19143982
Thanks, I love Tabasco.

>>19143982
i always use a whole bottle on my italian stew, give some nice acidity and heat to it

>>19144061
sincere question - what is the tropical twist? Some kinda citrus flavor?

Dr. Mike's Anal Rimming Supreme Butt Melter Mild. I'm sorry, I just wanted to post that.

people say it's spicy vinegar like it's a bad thing, but a lot of dishes taste really good with some spicy vinegar.

If there isn't a Mexican heartthrob on the label, it isn't worth buying.

I sometime eat hot sauce without a shirt

>>19143982
I don't care if it's "Not that spicy" or "Too vinegary", 'basco is the sauce for me

>>19143982
i am white so i use spicy mayo instead

>>19145075
Its habanero with mango, pineapple, banana.

I tried the el yucateca green habanero chile sauce. The first time I had it I thought it was too much heat. Tried it again the next day with an omelette, holy shit that stuff is great. Good flavor and the heat builds but it never overwhelms. Also no bad aftertaste. A lot of hot sauce has a metallic aftertaste or something weird, but the el yucateca has no bad aftertaste. It’s my new favorite.

>>19143982
I tried the siracha version today and it's bretty gud, spicier than regular tabasco and flying goose siracha but still has a little sweetness

What's the best IPA to pair with Tabasco?

I love tobasco but it’s so fucking expensive in Australia, 5$ for a 60ml bottle. Sometimes I’ll have a nutritious dinner of just literally an entire supermarket rotisserie chicken, those nights I’ll use like 3/4 of a bottle of a tobasco with it. Hard to justify

>>19149347
Try a nice spicy stout.

>>19149330
I tried this and its the hottest hot sauce widely available at grocery stores. Goes great on taco bell in small dabs and makes all their sauces a joke. Also tried their Black Label and its also very good. Smokey dark and half the heat of pic related. Haven't tried the green one but will soon.

>>19143991
Spbp

>>19149401
I can only imagine the insufferable cunts that work at this place. Probably call themselves Brewmasters to impress people

For me, it’s Uncle Shart’s™ Awaiting Trial at The Hague for Intestinal Genocide

i came to this thread just to see some soyjacks

>>19149459
Thier red and green sauce is bomb

>>19143982
literally just bought this

Is this a meme?

>>19149766
Is this image real?

>>19149766

>>19146261
This dude trying to suck off Texas Pete

>>19144061
What a goofy fucking name. I gotta try it. Is it at my local grocery store?

>>19151350
no, it's a great addition to any fridge. It's not that pricey and they're everywhere, just try it out. Awesome addition to stir frys too.

>>19149459
This sauce is the only reason I want to go into a Walmart. Most of their sauces are great but this one is the best IMO

>>19151350
nope, it's so good you'll become an addict

>>19149766
cute possum

for me, its cholula

Frank's, all other sauce is for tastelets

>>19149459
I too enjoy artificial colors and flavors

for me? its secret aardvark

For me, it's pic related. I like a sauce with some body, Tabasco and similar sauces are too thin and watery.

>>19153886
While I understand this is unlikely to be your real opinion and that you are likely attempting to elicit an emotional response from me, I do accept that this may be your real opinion, in which case I'd like to congratulate you for finding something that you truly enjoy and I understand your opinion despite it being contrary to my own.
Have a nice day.

>*sniff*
>*snifffffff*
>oh, sweet mother of mercy....

>>19153909
Uhhh… can anyone tell me how to upvote posts? This isn’t getting the visibility and engagement it deserves.

>>19153944
Classy response

I can't go back to the way things used to be

>>19149374
>Sometimes I’ll have a nutritious dinner of just literally an entire supermarket rotisserie chicken

>>19152927
see>>19153881

>>19143982
MAN, FUCK ALL THAT NOISE.
FRANK'S PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

>>19153909
I agree anon, Aardvark is bomb

>>19144061
I thought it was okay. It had this kind of weird sweetness to it that made it a weird sauce to use on stuff. Also my dad got it for me and then laughed every time I ate spicy food because he'd ask if I was putting dirty dicks on it

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>19147314
It’s not often I meet both a scholar AND a gentleman but yet here you are anon. Nice to meet you.

>>19143982
their museum at Avery Island is incredible
also goat hot sauce

>>19151350
great addition to a fry-up type of breakfast while it cooks