/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19140083
hotpockets yes

>>19140083
a hot sandwich? sure

that one of those croak monsters or whatever

>>19140158
croak mon-sewer, ya mon its maican

>>19140083
Kneecap.

>>19140083
i prefer ham and cheese croissants

>>19140083
yeah we have sausage rolls in australia as well bro

>>19140158
its Cock Mine Sir you uneducated fuck

Is this a food that you're supposed to fuck or something?

god i wish i were eating that rn. im so hungary

>>19140083
stromboli?

>>19140257
eat

>>19140083
Is that monty crisco? Yeah we got that here.

>>19140083
thatlooks good
what is?

>>19140083
Where i live we have something better

That's a Cuban sandwich isn't it you fuck? Yes I can make Cuban fucking sandwiches.

>>19142553
That looks nice. What is on it?

>>19140083
shit food? yeah

something similar and better I'm sure

>>19142611
They slop heap is nowhere similar to op pic

>>19141640
Those are good

>>19142619
Sorry just having fun

will never Happen again, I swear

>>19142643
I use to make batches of 2 dozen hard boiled eggs and eat egg salad sandwiches for a week straight I could clear large rooms out

>>19140083
Let me ask you this, do any of these delicacies exist where you live?

>>19142647
Nice, my girlfriend makes deviled eggs I do the same, she now makes a tray just for me, bless her heart cause she gotta sleep in the same room...she's a champ.

>>19142653
No, I live in a house, not a gas station

>>19142665
hey don't knock it till you try it get to sleep in a different car each night then pull them in the stall in the morning do some hap hazard repairs to it and overcharge them for stuff you may have or not done at all

>>19140237
nawr, sausage sizzle, cunt. not a sausage roll.

>>19140229
this but unironically

>>19140083
looks like some good old fashioned finger lickin good pussy i tell you hwhat

first world tier

>>19142941
Holy based

>>19140083
just recently heard about these keto sandwiches.
it's breaded chicken with ham and cheese filling. will have a look for them next time I'm shopping

>>19143101
>I’ve just discovered chicken cordon bleu
Naive.

>>19143101
That’s been around for nearly 100 years.

>>19143108
>cordon bleu
what's up with all that fancy names for sandwiches? like that crock missyer. I don't care for fancy names just call it what it is

>>19143138
Lol
Learn to cook.
Retard.

>>19143138
Cordon Bleu isn't a sandwich, you deranged amerimutt

>>19143149
Marketing. Just rename and rebrand old stuff to appeal to what the latest fad is and charge retards a premium for it.
Oldest trick in the Jewish playbook.

>>19143118
No keto's a pretty recent thing.

>>19142941
des isch awer a feine worscht bua

>>19143174
Cordon Bleu isn't, little zoomie.

>>19143195
That's just the Canadian brand name, it's a sandwich replacement.

>>19142553
what the hell kind of gobbledegook language is that supposed to be

>>19142653
Tuscan Sun? At least it sounds nice. Everything at my local gas stations are called something like "Chud Chow."

>>19143249
I don’t think it’s a real language, I think it’s the crap AI makes up.

>>19142553
WTF that looks ai generated

>>19143219
They speak French in Canada.

>>19143316
Exactly.

>>19143138
The French.

Goyslop? Exists most everywhere.

>>19142553
i had a giant one of these once with some sort of sweet mustard. it was so sweet but so delicious

>>19140083
Yes goyslop is abundant where I live.

>>19140083
No. Not anymore for over 15 years. But when you look for them on bing you will find a lot of AI generated scam sites infested with spyware or ransomware.

>>19142553
Italian-Icelanders (Italian immigrants in Iceland) invented these sandwiches. Just like Italian-Americans invented the submarine sandwich in the US. I haven't had a Muiagids'uer Italian sub in ages. Muiagids'uer is the Blimpie of Iceland. For their Italian sub they use a cheese that is similar to Jarlsberg rather than Provolone or Mozzarella. Also they use Icelandic Mayonnaise with Relish (Remoulade) instead of oil and vinegar.

Stromboli fucking BLOWS

>>19140083
it sure does, you can make it at home even.

>>19142553
>>19144054
thanks fren for details
but what about that tasty looking bread?
picturing what the loaf looks like before it is cut

>>19142653
where I live it's called the pub sub from publix

>>19142653
literally every shithole gas station has sandwiches what kind of rock do you live under

>>19140083
Does what exist. Name what's in your photo

>>19140083
yeah, we love a good hoagie from the bodega here in the big apple

For me it’s the sesame seeds

>>19145137
imagine the smell (of the city and the people not the corner store)

>>19140083
No, nothing exists where I live.

>>19140083
>Does it exist where you live?
Yes. It keeps me from sleeping at night when it visits. God I just want it to leave me alone. I don't know why I deserve this.

>>19146776
Are you Pakistani

>>19147179
No, I don't live in England.

>fucking presuntela de caçapava
São Paulo is fucking kino

>>19140083
I prefer pirozhki

>>19142553
>>19144054
Looks like AI art food

>>19147588
That's because it's a stock photo (the stuff AIs used for training). I heard they use plastic and stuff to make it look good

Here in Brazil it has many names, like "knee" and "italian knee". It's a roast pasta (kinda bittersweet) filled with ham, cheese and tomato sauce, sprinkled with oregano on top. You can find it in almost any bakery.

>>19143316
no we dont

>>19142643
>>19142647
Used to do the same when I was poor making minimum wage. They last pretty long and you can blast different seasonings on each sandwich so you don't go stir crazy having to eat them every day. I still make the one with ground mustard and pickled red onions to this day, that's my favorite.

>>19148013
>roast pasta

Not bread?

>>19143872
>AI generated scam sites infested with spyware or ransomware
Those are very odd. It starts coherently for what seems like a normal blogpost, and then you start noticing all the little details that do not make any sense. I try not to fall for them, but sometimes I'm desperate for a solution for something.

>>19143160
Kek just like when they started telling you that whole grain is better for you than white bread because all it does is cut their manufacturing costs