/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have never heard of that breakfast type seems good.

>>19101205
Never had any except brisket which is nice
>inb4 'it's not Israeli!!!!'
calm down

Is Matzo Ball soup nice?

>>19101205
Thats german.
We are supposed to have thyme and oil and hummus and sand

>>19101205
That's not a kosher meal

>no bacon
fuckin' dropped

>>19101205
Pic unrelated.

>>19101205
where is the pork?

>>19101214
It's alright. It's basically chicken soup with large dumplings. The matza balls would probably taste better made with butter instead of oil, but I've never tried.

>>19101205
Looks great. What is the wurst? Some chicken sausage or something?

>>19101205
Jewish people didn't invent any dish, everything they eat is borrowed

>>19101214
Matzo ball soup is polish

>>19101347
Why does it matter?

>>19101205
Big plate of goyslop.

>>19101354
I'm an anti-semite

>>19101205
literally none of that is ever eaten in Israel except for the omelette, and even that is unfortunately almost never served with meat.

>>19101205
im jewish and none of those foods are actually traditional jewish breakfast food. because there really is no such thing.

>challah toast
good as fuck and the best way to use leftover challah but not something traditional or religious
>mushroom and toast
no
>wurst and eggs
no
>latkes
traditional at hanukkah, some people eat them year round but never seen them served at breakfast
>cholent
actually eaten by religious jews. tradtionally on the sabbath when no electronics can be turned on or off. the cholent is cooked in a crock pot which is left on all during the sabbath. it's usually served for lunch on saturday.

>>19101205
>sasauage and eggs
>fried mushrooms
>tomatoes
>toast
>fried potatoes
idk what cholent green is but the rest of that dish certainly isnt a jewish breakfast

>>19101371
Literally all of that is eaten in Israel, just not at the same time.

>>19101381
certainly isn't in the Israel I live in

>>19101205
I will bite...

What the fuck are the weird named stuff on the plate?

>>19101205
I'm open to any cultures food being good, but that is a pretty average breakfast in the picture. Cholent is nasty. But since wurst & eggs and latkes (aka hashbrown patties cooked with some good fats and intelligence) are standard fair and the inherent quality of mushrooms & tomatoes save it from being trashed.

>>19101397
The fuck kind of Israel do you live in? Israelis eat eggs, levivot, mushrooms, tomatoes, challa (not as toast, though) and cholent/hamin (taking that slop at face value).

>>19101205
Never had any other than this
Please describe all those foods
Worst and eggs. challah toast, cholent
Looks good

Funny how Jewish people have different recipes from all over Europe East and West considering they were drove out of their homes and now live together in their own land. weird they would take recipes from Poland or Germany or Russia with them. That is were they used to live

>>19101205
That breakfast would probably taste a lot better if it included bacon, ham, and sausage.

>>19101444
>eggs
yes
>with wurst
no
>mushrooms, tomatoes
they don't cook it like that
>challah toast
lol no. that's strictly a diaspora thing. toasting challahs is uncommon here, they certainly serve it like buttered toast. challah is poor people's food and is served like plain white bread, usually eaten on sabbaths. though lately there's a meme of challahs with schnitzel sold as street food.
>levivot
only in Hanukkah. also they don't look like burger patties
>hamin
maybe if you live in Mea Shearim. and it doesn't look like in OP (what even is that? kinda looks like it has fruit in it)

typical Israeli breakfast is omelette/fried egg, some sort of cheese/cream cheese, salad (cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, maybe parsley) and that's about it. yes it's shit. get me out of here.

>>19101442
OP is just a British full breakfast.

>>19101454
Challa is a bread made with eggs, similar to brioche. It's not usually sliced or toasted, just chunks torn off and eaten.

Cholent is a slow cooked bean stew. It often has additional ingredients like potatoes and hard boiled eggs.

>>19101488
they certainly don't serve it*

>>19101353
calm down

>>19101205
The meat looks like bread and the bread looks like meat

Anyway, free Palestine.

Every person men and women in Israel Has to serve 2yrs in the army, everyone is trained....

>>19101205
The last time I called Israeli food good I got a warning from the jannies, be careful out there anon

>>19101205
Lemme get a Full Jewish

>>19101571
>Lemme get a Full Jewish
>Keep the tip.

>>19101579
kek

>>19101205
Where's the pickled foreskin?

>>19101738
>one dill one sour, please

>>19101354
It wouldn't matter if they didn't call it Jewish food
And they always point out things like Americans didnt invent pizza when American pizza is different from Italian pizza or they say Americans didn't invent apple pie because Europe had apple pastry and those things aren't the same
Then they point out their falafel is different from Egyptian falafel but it's not different from the falafel you get on Greece or turkey
They claim they invented flat bread because they eat flat bread for religious reasons but claiming you invented flat bread is like claiming you invented boiling food or putting meat on a stick over fire

>>19101803
Why does it matter?

>>19101205
Looks like a british breakfast except way less sad
don't forget the Sufganiyah/sufganiyot

>>19101205
latkes are pretty fucking good, i legit drove to a jew store just to get chicken fat because i am an autist for doing things right and fug they were tasty

>>19101853
im pretty sure its just jewish inspired full english because of the keep calm and carry on cup with the crown above it

>>19101205
a jew heard of 'full english breakfast' then made this 10 minutes later.

>>19101205
That unironically looks fabulous

>>19101853
>traditional jewish holiday food
>its fucking polish donuts
kek
stop stealing shit u fucking rats

Think everyone should just agree that we have all been kicking around this same piece of ground and been fighting and taking over lands back and forth and trading that all cuisines are intertwined

I’ve never heard of cholent before. It’s not an appetizing name.
Cholent Hut, Cholent Bell, McCholents. Nope, I couldn’t stay kosher.

>>19101898
Might have been a Polish Jew that was forced from their home country by the Germans

>>19101347
Italian Jews have their own dishes. Jewish artichokes, for example. Also, a few "Sicilian" dishes are actually Jewish, such as sweet and sour fish.
Mostly, though, Italian Jewish cuisine is the same as typical Italian cuisine, only swapping pork out for chicken. Also, due to italian understanding of Kashrut differing from Ashkenazi rules, the prohibition on meat and dairy doesn't extend to poultry so even some beef dishes will use chicken or duck instead just so cheese can be had along with it.

>>19101377
Were electronics specified in the scripture?

the guy who chops ben-gvids head off will go down in history as a hero, netanyahu as well

>>19101205
Tastes are relative.
And how much of it is Edomite food?

>>19102473
Electricity is like fire with extra steps.

>>19102528
Seethe, commie.

>>19101205
>Wurst & eggs
Never seen that before, I'd probably like it.

>>19101205
>significant direct downgrade of full English
Lmao edict of expulsion got them fucked up to this day

>>19101205
I want to open a Jewish breakfast place called Morning Dew Cafe

>>19101377
>actually eaten by religious jews. tradtionally on the sabbath when no electronics can be turned on or off. the cholent is cooked in a crock pot which is left on all during the sabbath. it's usually served for lunch on saturday.
this is the dumbest sounding loophole I've ever heard

>>19103225
so you can answer the phone and say Morning Dew!

>>19101829
Because its arrogant and pointing that out feels good duuuh

>>19103386
Who cares what people eat?

>>19101205
Unless it has Abby shapiros breastmilk, no then its trash jew food.

>>19103242
loopholes and jews, they go hand in hand

how do i make a nice cholent?

>>19103407
you're a jew, arent you?

>>19103476
- 1 lb mixed beans (rinsed and soaked)
- 1/4 cup barley
- 1 lb stew beef
- 6-8 hard boiled eggs, peeled
- 2 large potatoes, quartered
- 1 large onion, diced
- 1 medium carrot, diced
- several cloves of garlic, whole
- 1 cup all purpose flour
- 1 tbsp salt
- 1 tsp black pepper
- 1 tsp paprika
- 1/2 tsp sugar

1. brown the beef
2. saute the onion, carrot and garlic to sweat
3. add all the other ingredients, cover with water, stir and bring to a boil
4. roast the pot at 210 F for at least 12 hours

>>19101205
Jews eat it

>>19101228
Imagine being this ignorant of other cultures

>>19101205
needs bacon, maybe some scallops
Some cheese wouldn't go astray either

>>19103242
they're not allowed outside on the sabbath, so there are entire neighborhoods with strings on lampposts defining what is in- or outside.
cutting the strings down is a hate crime.

>>19101205
For a Jewish breakfast that plate is awfully full.

>>19101205
you're missing salmon and lox

>>19103242
>>19103438
>>19103987
God is perfect and flawless, so there's no such thing as a loophole in God's laws. Any time you find a workaround, it's because God put the workaround in there intentionally, and God wanted the workaround to be found. You honor God by finding the workaround, because it requires pious study and reverent attention to detail.

That's why Jews are more likely to read the Bible and see what's actually in there, and Christians are more likely to not read the Bible and just make assumptions about what's actually in there.

>>19101347

Give us an example of a dish which is entirely original.

>>19102023
That's some basic substitution

>>19104180
I'm not going to play into your game
Something not being entirely original and something just being the exact same thing as another thing or the exact same thing minus one minor change are two different things
You don't call a burger without cheese a judensberg because you just made it kosher by removing one Ingredient

>>19103966
Imagine a culture based on ignorance

>>19104294
Ignore based imaginative cultures

>>19101205
>ctrl+f
>hummus 1/1
This is the only Israeli dish and they still stole it. Went to this place in Berlin, you know it was pretentious because it was a Palestine/Israel fusion style place, I was supposed to sit there and pretend like 5 kinds of hummus was anything special while drinking shitty wine, then they also had that shitty ME way of being all up in your face like you're walking down the street in fucking Istanbul, like no I won't buy your perfumes and no hummus will never be a dish, it's a fucking condiment

>>19101205
Yiddish > Israeli
I have spoken my truth.

>1 part juden
>1 cup zyklonb
>close wooden door
>shake
>serve
wala, my full jewish breakfast, follow me for more recipes.

Full English much preferable, and come up with your own lexicon anyway, foreskin muncher.

fully jewish

>>19104243
Yes. Which is exactly what the post said. But it also named two dishes which are specific to them, Jewish artichokes and sweet and sour fish.

>>19101205
>steal something from another culture or something that's universal (potato cakes, toast, sausage and eggs)
>give it a new name in your disgusting language to disguise its origins and make it seem exotic
>oy vey da goyim stole dis from us, we invented eating tomatoes and mushrooms

>>19106411
I wish the Jews would steal American bacon from us and call it "goyslop" or something and add it to their breakfasts.
I mean, I know this might sound antisemitic, but bacon really does elevate most breakfasts to something more than the sum total of its parts, gnomesaying?

Jewish food varies, because they (or we) have stolen (or "adapted") parts of many different cuisines over the millennia.

Excellent:
Avgolemono (Greek/Sephardic)
Braised brisket (Ashky)

Mid:
Pastrami
Chopped liver (Ashky pâté, with eggs and using shmaltz instead of butter. French pâté is strictly superior.)
Latkes
Normal Russian/German/Levantine/Maghrebi food

Shit:
Kugel (slimy noodle casserole)
Matzo
Gefilte fish (nasty surimi, proto imitation crab or other Chinese sea slop)
Cholent (shtetl and Orthodox bean slop with sulfurous overcooked eggs)
Neo-Israeli Arab-style slop fried in sneed oils

>>19106565
You guys ever "adapt" any non-white shit?

>>19101483
THIS
They lived all over and those were their home countries, Germany, Poland, France, Hungary all over the west and they got kicked out, of course they brought recipes from their homeland shit they cooked in their native countries shit their neighbors cooked before they cared that they were Jews

>>19104179
did you seek out this place of sin to spread the word? Good for you.

>>19101205
you don't eat pork do you?

>19104179
lmfao

>>19101205
>Israeli food
Doesn't exist

https://youtu.be/fo8GJ1B-7J4

>>19109085
or vey, tuna!