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>>19087590
I did this once but wrapped the bacon over the sausage. it was very delicious but I think I overlooked it or did too hard of a smoke. im gonna make ribs this weekend, the 3-2-1 rib method makes for delicious ribs every time

I tried to get my family to make those as a teen because I probably saw those on fucking 4chan or something and my parents acted like it was weird as fuck and they didn't turn out very good they were probably undercooked
Fuck you for making me remember that
I'd bring a platter of 30 mcdoubles and 48 beers

Potato chip.

gay wedding cake baked forcibly by a christian baker under threat of lawsuit
everyone has to have at least one bite or I will sue!

>>19087590
just sausage and buns
i expect ketchup and condiments will be provided
if I have time i'll make some /k/ brownies

>>19087920
They're passable on the grill, but a couple hrs in the smoker is where they really shine. I just grill on one of them smoker grills 55gal drum ones I got from the trailer park tweaker/welders. Those I'd be cooking on the low heat smoker side while I'm tossing a few brisket on the hot side for >>19087962
sausages. Also I found that sometime the sausage gets a bit weird if you wrap it in the bacon so I started just mixing it in.

>>19087590
Nothing, i'd just shoot all of you guys and eat your food lmao

>>19087981
You'd probably only get a few of us by surprise since we always have some fellas out back shooting the pears of a cactus.

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>>19087981
That being said, if ya ain't got nothing to bring, a howdy-do and a good appetite are all that's needed at this cookout.

>>19087590
party punch non alcoholic. served in a washing machine

>>19087590
A couple McChickens, because I've seen the shit you guys cook. And a few beers, crammed up my ass, of course.

I made some beans once and i think it was 2 cans of camps pork and beans drained, then a lot of sautéed onions and japs then a lot of sugar then tomato paste and cocoa cola, believe it or not

>>19087590
I make a great mustard potato salad, I don't eat meat so I'd make a giant batch, set a small bit aside, then have my girlfriend cook up some bacon and crumble it in the rest. Whole grain mustard, red wine, shallots, fresh herbs. Recipe varies depending on what I can get. Yellow potatoes seem to work the best. Might even make some succotash. If any vegetarian/vegans/straight up faggots will be there I might smoke some marinated tofu and bring it. I also have this rum cocktail I make with pineapple and a might bring a batch.

>>19088543
Beans are forgiving, get a can of Bush's baked beans, throw some dried minced onion in there with a few splashes of any traditional hit sauce and people will think you paid $4 a can instead of $2.

Rice.
Meat, vegetables, and broth from a leftover soup.
Eggs.
Neutral peanut oil.
Sesame oil.
Garlic powder.
Soy sauce.

>>19087590
let me show you...

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>>19088695
Nice.

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Beautiful

>>19088695
KEK. JANNIES ARE TRANNIES!!!

>>19088795
Most of all the new jannies are all incel faggots

>>19088810
Trannies are just incels with long hair

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I know how to cook and bake well but never learned how to grill.

>>19092185
You could always bring a side, like a pasta salad or pimento cheese.

Everyone loves my cole slaw and pecan pie, so I guess I’ll bring that.

Taco casserole
>1kg (2,2 lbs) of potatoes
>500g (1,1 lbs) of minced meat
>500g (1,1 lbs) of beans (any kind is good)
>one large onion
>6 dl (20 oz) of light cream
>1 dl (3.3 oz) of sliced jalopenos (around 60-70 grams or 2,5 ounces)
>chili, smoked paprika, black pepper, lots of cumin, garlic powder (or just use a pre-made taco seasoning)
>a bit of sriracha or some other chili sauce
>150g (~5,5 oz.) cheddar cheese

>pre heat oven to 225c (~440F)
>peel and cut potatoes into small sticks (or whatever shape you prefer personally)
>peel and cut the onion (I prefer larger slices)
>brown and season the meat
>mix spices and the chili sauce into the cream
>mix all the ingredients and half of the cheddar together in a large casserole dish
>sprinkle the rest of the cheddar on top of the casserole
>put into oven for 30 minutes or until the cheese has a nice color to it
>after 30 minutes cover with foil (or a lid if your casserole dish has one) and cook for one more hour (total cooking time 1,5 hours)

>>19087590
Pasta salad and coleslaw.

Store bought.

>>19087590
I will bring 20 pounds of tripe pho

>>19087590
cinnabuns and beers for all