/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19080654
Because ketchup on a hotdog taste like N***** ass

>>19080654
It's only Chicago retards who are like that, and well would you look at their demographics.

>>19080654
if all i got is shitty yellow mustard you bet i'm gonna put some 'chup on my glizzy
but if i have other options, i'll drop the sugar tomato goo

>>19080654
buns like this are lame, even when grilled or w/e, they're so flavorless, tastes like a paper product
and don't give me some shit about it being a sponge for all the other ingredients, a bun sponge must be tasty, did it for burgers

>>19080663
>N*****
nipple?

>>19080663
My favorite is with raw onions, fried onions, mustard, ketchup and Nordic style remoulade

>>19080663
how do you know this?

>noooo you can't heckin put that on muh american hot dog!!
>*gets mogged*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i0YWyJm7DM

>>19080654
I like ketchup and raw onions

>>19080666
CPD will literally shoot kids in the head for ketchup related crimes.

As they should.

>>19080654
That's Eurofaggots. Americans love ketchup.

>>19080654
ketchup is often sugary and I don't care for sweets
I don't judge anyone that likes it

>>19080654
>Why are Americans like this?
Americans are the only ones who even eat hot dogs though

>>19080654
Ketchup and pork hot dogs has always been a europoor thing I don't know why.

>>19080654
only children put sugar gel on their hot dogs

>>19080654
>>19080666
Every time.

>>19081624
Try spicy ketchup of you can find it or just add some jalapeño juice to regular ketchup and mix.

>>19080680
true. american hot dog bread is even more pathetic than their sandwich bread somehow

>>19080654
Where I'm from, pardner, the only hot dog condiment we use is chili

>>19081678
They are the loudest and most outspoken so it's no surprise

>>19081768
Is that what "chimping out" means?

>>19080663
Bro you're on 4cuck
Say the gamer word

>>19080654
Today. Can tell you you're being a lil puss posting this crap. I have not had a good day I had to get my peenuss looked at bu the doc. Work has been hell. You European stuck up fukkked up teeth pussies talk shit about Americans?? Remember who whopped your ass in the war and we'll do it again too if you faggots don't stop obsessing over us on Twitter and reddit 24/7. You're bitch ass country is irrelevant somehow went from the numma1 spot to being a pussy bitchboi island. So get fucked and let this be the final word onit on 4chan, get a life stop talking about America every minute obsessed fag. #PEANUSRAMMED

>>19080654
I like ketchup

>>19080654
Americans identity revolves around what they consume
Minor differences in purchasing habits can be used to identify who is a part of the ingroup and who is a stranger to be treated with hostility

>>19080666
But Chicago is MAGA country.

>>19081789
roodiepoo

>>19082438
Chicago hasn't had a republican mayor in over a century.

>>19080663
Hey fuck you buddy. We used to take folk like you out back, if you catch my drift.

>>19082712
I know. Sorry I jizzed all over your face instead of your chest last time.

>>19080663
nigger
>Verification not required.

>>19080654
Just put it in the bin where it belongs

>>19080654
you should never take americans seriously
anything they say, do the opposite

>>19082819
Then what, end up broke with a fucked up face and crooked teeth like a europoor? Fuck that.

>>19082699
But Jussie Smollet said so

>>19080654
Eurotrash doesn't have hot dogs, the fuck?

>>19081848
>Americans identity revolves around what they consume
Americans don't get mad when foreigners try wacky versions of American things

Foreigners do get mad when you do anything against their "tradition", so, your point is kinda ruined.

>>19084914
>me as an American reading all those dogs
The Mapo-Tofu and kimchee dogs look the best. I bet a curry dog would be amazing. Like a spicy ginger cury with beef, carrots, and onions just laddled up on a huge ass coney. He'll yeah.

>>19084933
the mapo tofu dog is basically a chinese-japanese chili dog. yum. imagine the tingle from the szechuan peppercorns ^^

>>19080654
I’m American and I put ketchup, mustard and relish on my hot dog.

>>19084953
I'm kind of a ketchup and relish on one dog, then mustard and red onions on the other.

>>19084953
I'm Korean and I put ketchup, mustard, and relish on my dog.

>>19080663
I'm guessing (you) must have eaten a few to know this fact....

hot dogs get mogged by chilean completos

>>19085109
Well yeah your dad is kinda hot so why not

for me it's a polish dog, poppy seed bun, grilled onions, and mustard. I wouldn't it turn one down though if it had ketchup and not mustard

>>19080654
Because Chicagoans are retarded and food autism (specifically 'go 'za and being anti-ketchup) is the only part of their culture that isn't based around institutional corruption, organized crime and blacks with guns.

Hot dog kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljc82UkHT9Q

The only time I put ketchup on my hot dog is when I have sex with a girl on her period.

I got some proper English mustard for Christmas. I put a little too much on a chicken burger and it was fucking inedible. Every time I took a bite I'd get an insane painful rush up the back of my nose.

>>19080654
>Why are Americans like this?
I'm an American and I say "eat whatever keeps you from starving, and if you like the way it tastes, fucking go for it"

My bad if that offends you. I'm not black but I like to say "my bad" when I am insincerely apologizing and I don't give a shit.

>>19087564
Few cans of tuna and some hot sauce in that and we got us a meal

>>19086393
You have never been to Chicago.

>>19080654
>>Noooo you can't put ketchup on hot dogs, you have to put only mustard or some shit
>Why are Americans like this?
You have no idea what you're posting about, just like every "do Americans really?" shitposter.

>>19087574
>You have never been to Chicago.
I'm not the person you responded to, but...

...do you seriously think there is no crime in Chicago?

>>19081848
>Americans identity revolves around what they consume
You're literally posting on this website because you've been consuming American products from the day you were born.

>>19086196
Damn that looks tasty

>>19080654
>Why are Americans like this?
that's only some americans

>>19080654
Cause there is only one

>>19081624
Mix one part Sriracha with one part ketchup and it's really good. Takes the sweetness out and adds a spicy kick. Absolutely divine on hot dogs

>>19081766
>pardner

There's like a dozen different kinds of American hotdogs and they're all very different. Chicago pizza is garbage, but their hotdog is top tier.

Dogs successfully made the jump from street food to diner food thanks to the advent of the footlong but will probably never get corrupted by "foodies" because hotdogs are "low class" by nature. I love a good effort hotdog with character, though. My local place in Florida has some good ones. We get a lot of transplant regional food down here and it's great.

>>19080663
So you DO know what N**** ass tastes like then anon?

>>19080654
Purists who get pissy about hot dog toppings are hilarious; its a fucking hot dog, let people put what they like on it.

Ketchup exists for a reason, people like tomato sauce on stuff.

>>19084914
Going to be honest, not seeing anything THAT out there really. 3 is a bog standard novelty dog, 4 is similar to saukraut dogs, 6 is just chicken nugggets and mayo on a hotdog....

This isn't that messed up compared to most of what japanese people do to western foods.

>>19087574
Why the fuck would I want to go? You have literally 6x more blacks than the leftist shithole I live in (Portland) and I can barely tolerate it here. We're the antifa capital of the world and you guys are the get shot by blacks capital of the world somehow beating out Africa itself.

>>19080654

>>19080654
I prefer raw tomatoes on a hot dog to ketchup honestly

>>19082819
Yes three more weeks Hans

>>19088524
How much did that guy spend of people's taxes for hotdogs again?

>>19089332
They were succulent hot dogs

>>19089332
what guy?

>>19080654
people who put ketchup on hotdogs are the same ones who put beans in chili. they don't give a shit about being childish weirdos, but get extremely assblasted when you make fun of them for being tastelets. just part of their immaturity, best you can do is ignore them desu because there's always trash desperate to show off how cultureless they are

>>19080654
because tomato, vinegar, garlic and onion is le bad

>>19080654
If you put ketchup on a hot dog, you'll ruin the delicate taste of pig assholes.

>>19089764
>adding beans makes you a "tastelet"
>kids like beans

>>19090156
Ignore him. Anyone who says chili doesn't/shouldnt have beans in it is just some trolling yankee who don't know a lick about chili

>>19089764
amazing how you can be wrong twice in one post
even on my worst days i'm only wrong once

>>19089764
>texan retard thinks his glorified bolognese is "REAL chili"

>>19090852
The recipe for chili was given to the Texans by God himself, faggot. It has in it whatever God's real chosen people want in it

>>19090886
>God's chosen people gag and cry when they taste beans

>>19090886
>The recipe for chili was given to the Texans by God himself, faggot.
No, it was given by Jesus. That's Jesus the cook from Guadalajara.

>>19091063
No, the Theotokos passed the recipe from God to a sister at a monastery in Spain who then used Astral projection to give it to the people of Texas.

(This is the actual story, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried)

>>19082454
Based

>>19089749
"That fucking guy", TGF, meaning Trump.

>>19080654
>he doesn't slather his hot dog with nothing but ridiculous amounts of mustard
lol, lmao even.

>>19087578
The overwhelming majority of crime in Chicago is in places you'd never be in the first place. Chicago is huge, just don't go south of 35th and you're fine. Literally millions of people live in Chicago and the majority do not have to worry about crime.

>>19088295
Black people do not give a fuck about you. There are shitloads of rich black people in Chicago that haven't committed a crime in the their life. You act like all of Chicago is like West Garfield Park.

>>19080654

Ketchup is goyslop

>>19080654
american ketchup, mustard and buns are too sweet to all go on without making it a dessert

>>19080654
BBQ sauce on hotdog master race

>>19084914
I will never understand putting so much shit on a hotdog, you take a single bite and half of the condiments falls off.

>>19081848
doesn't every single criticism of americans from europoors revolve around what type of thing we consume? you literally call us "burgers" because we sometimes eat burgers.

>>19090886
>The recipe for chili was given to the Texans by God himself, faggot. It has in it whatever God's real chosen people want in it
texans being cryptokikes is something I can buy into.