/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19033760
These cost like $8 at concerts and festivals. Fucking water, that you can't even close and put in your bag.

>>19033760
water for fucking?

>1. Images and discussion should relate to food and cooking.

This ain't it, chief.

>Le canned podcast water

zoomers were a mistake.

I work at a Publix in Florida and we can't keep this stuff in stock
Florida fags love it

>>19033780
Water is a food, backseat janny.

>>19033760
But it's FROM THE ALPS...
And now, with more MOLECULES!!
btw--This is neither "Food" ~nor~ "Cooking"
KYS at your first possible convenience--TY.

>>19033890

It's not; it's a beverage. No-one in the history of language has called water a food.

>>19033760
Buy an ad and kill yourself.

>>19033780
I dont see a beverage board anywhere

>>19033934

If only there was a board specifically dedicated to discussions deemed off topic on all other boards...

>>19033944
>checked
Lolololol
so... there's a nu/ck/ as well...
>Thread's stupid; Didn't Bump

>>19033955

No, I am talking about /b/. It's a pretty damn well known board.

But I'm an alcoholic who's such a fucking pussy that I can't just not drink alcohol I also have to pretend to be drinking alcohol so I need a drink in the shape of a beer can that looks cool so I don't feel like a faggot because I'm not drinking. Because the most important thing about hanging out with your friends is to seem like you're doing what they're doing because what is a group of friends other than a bunch of people being identical and being completely intolerant to individuality.

Stop judging me you bigot.

>>19033780
I'm not a chief. I'm not an Indian chief, I'm not the chief of police, I don't play for the Kansas city Chiefs, I'm not a chef which is sometimes confused with chief on paper.

>>19033996
I often start food threads on /b/ but no one ever responds :(

>>19033996
>>19034045
/b/ is a fucking corpse of what it used to be, you're fucking stupid to suggest anyone go to /b/ in 2023 because that shithole is just a dumping ground for porn now.

>>19033889
They don't sell it in my country. What is the mindset of someone who buys this? Is it like that one in glass bottles?

>>19033780
shut up rule fag

>>19033760
>>19034004
Even though I see the stupid cans in all the stores I still do such a double take seeing someone drinking them in their cars. Talk about being able to sell sand to an arab though, holy shit, why buy this other than to look like an asshole?

>>19034153

Rules are what separates and elevates us from animals. To some degree it is the base of all of society.

Respecting them would be wise.

>>19034152
It's about finally having a water that isn't for pussies™

>>19033915
Actually they have. the teleological essence of the term food, and similar broad terms of consumption, is just that, consumption.

Post water

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>>19034232

Step aside
Literally just go
Box chads win.

Ah yes, the same thread with the same exact image in it

>>19033915
I expect a written apology.

>>19034462
aren't all "cardboard" cartons lined with plastic anyway?

>>19035467
Back in my uni days my professor once told us that these cartons are the worst to recycle because they are composites

>>19033760
Americans are so stupid and insecure, they need an edgy skull logo to get them to drink water

>>19035447

This could easily be doctored or the result of an AI prompt. Either way, the response references a "fourth food group" which is more or less another way of saying it is a necessary intake. It is still not food; it may be considered food if by definition food makes up everything needed to sustain the human body. Anyone with a shred of common sense realizes that this is a very peculiar definition that holds no grounds in common society.

there's also this
so bands can drink water while still pleasing the sponsors

>>19035692
Let's check in with the FDA. Sources say: yup it's food.

>>19035692
curb your autism retard. it's necessary for survival

>>19034232
waterbros why does this water taste so good? I used to think all water was pretty much the same and that it was retarded to spend anymore than what's available in my tap or with cheap bottles, but after a really bad case of stomach flu I can't stomach anything but the purest $20 meme fiji clone rip-off bottles

>>19033780
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>>19033996
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>>19035692
Shut the fuck up, retard. We've had threads about beverages since the very founding of this board, because they are considered food. Nobody is going to make a thread about water on /b/ or /trash/.

>>19033760
Their mission statement is so sad too. They want to provide a drink to alcholic men who want to have a "cool can" to drink from because normal waters or sodas are too "emasculating" for concert/party culture. How pathetic.

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>>19036407
Wut

>>19035692
sausage fingers typed this

Here we see the rare shill thread where OP is not just promoting some product, but trying to fit in with the crowd.
>HAHA dude who would buy [BRAND]?
>[BRAND] is stupid, only faggots buy [BRAND]
>just look at [BRAND]'s stupid logo
>whoa chill schizo, I'm not shilling [BRAND], I'm making fun of [BRAND].
>File:[BRAND].jpg

>>19038108
trippin

>>19033769
do they fit in these bottleholders, i never tried it

>>19033760
>How to sell water to children

>>19035750

I am not autiistic. I just don't like it when people are perpetuating incorrect information. Would hardly consider that controversial.

>>19036269

Just following the rules. Don't blame me if you get banned.

>>19035732

>something is considered food for the sake of convenience for a literal governmental agency

Cuck.

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after skimming this thread yesterday, last god damn night i had a dream about this water and i had to carry it somewhere. never got resolution

>>19033760
CRATERFACE IS ERRUPTING BABY

>>19039981
lmao. Well if it makes you feel better, dream-interpreting people think that means you're about to triumph over something negative in your life.

If you're drinking anything other than distilled water you're just consuming a second rate version of what water is supposed to be.

Worth it for the taste alone.

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>>19039842
not only autistic, but also a sore loser.

>>19039842
that's quite a lot of redditspacing

>>19034462
>best by

>>19033955
>announcing sage

>>19033769
it's kind of a good thing in that setting though, it forces you to actually drink the water instead of just taking a sip when on the edge of dehydration which normies tend to do

I saw bert kreischler drinking one of these in a video and I turned over to my right and said "haha bert definitely thought that was a beer when he opened it lol"
And then I started crying because no one was there and I remembered I have no friends in real life
And also that joke was lackluster
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

>>19039842
>I am not autistic
doubt.jpg
also the jannies have left the thread up so enjoy being not only autistic, but also wrong

>>19033760
Hubs retardedly paid $14 for a case of these +Tax +CRV for the novelty. The carbonation is actually decent, but, still water. People pay $2.50 a bottle for Italian carbo water, so it doesn't seem out there. Store brands for $1 in a clear 1.5L bottle are the same effect. Power of marketing.

>>19033915
food Definition

/fuːd/

noun

anynutritioussubstance that people or animals eat or drink or that plantsabsorbin order to maintain life and growth.

"we need food and water"

>>19033760
fat retards drink this at concerts thats the entire market

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>>19034232

>board that bitches constantly about plastics in food
>buys plastic bottled water instead of cans because le reddit meme or fucking whatever

>>19036407
Stupid branding but there's plenty of other canned wine

>>19033760
But it's from Australia.

>>19033780
>implying the white man's spice isnt food related

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>>19035724
Neat.

there’s something spiritually malformed consuming something so vital with a label so vile. bad (((juju)))

>>19033760
I bought this thinking it'd give me diarrhea to get me out of work but no it was just fucking water. What a shit name for your product.

This shit is peak fragile masculinity

>>19041028
bert kreicher is fucking stupid. i can't believe anyone watches him. he's just joe rogans stupid friend that he propped up. his entire thing is just being fat and hearty fake laughing

>>19036407
This reads like an excerpt from the MDE book.

>>19041167
Ah, the king of waters

Idk why but it is very refreshing water. Especially if I'm hungover

they sell iced teas now i might try the armless palmer

>>19048068
I remember when it launched their site had an origin story that read like gay fanfic. Him and his manly bros were all doing construction together and covered in mud and dust and they just wanted to have some wine but they were so dirty they didn't want glasses or something.

>>19048638
Why not drink from the bottle then?

>>19048760
Not manly enough. Teeth too shit they'd need a tool to uncork it.

>>19033760

The flavored ones aren't bad.

>>19033780
>This ain't it, chief.
go back

>>19040926
i usually drink my own hot cum

>>19041167
Is Fiji water good? I always see that overpriced stuff at the store and have kinda wanted to buy one of each just to taste test them. Is it worth it?

>>19049484
If it is too much then try waiakea water

>>19049211
I usually drink this guy's hot cum too.

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>>19033760
start a fad where you punch anyone drinking this on sight.

>>19049484
apparently Cleveland's tap water is cleaner than Fiji

>>19036407
>thought up by a guy that lives in an old firehouse
No it wasn’t. Canned wine started as a joke on Always Sunny and then wine manufacturers actually started packaging it that way.

>>19046513
go back to twitter with your cope terms to soothe your insecurities.

>>19033780
>>>/reddit/ levels of retardation on this post

>>19049211
Since it just returns to your body, you aren't getting any hydration.

>>19034232

How a 'Dumb' Idea Turned Into a $700M Company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9k5W-ZpacY

>>19034004
>Intolerant to individuality
I can't even tell you how much I get this.

>>19033760
Water out of a can is fucking horrible.

>>19034242
Government lead water

>>19051154
damn, americans really are dumb huh
they'll consume anything with enough marketing

>>19052037
my favorite canned water is Pabst Blue Ribbon tall boys

>>19052300
I don't live in Flint

>pop open a can
>breathe in the water
>drown from a few tall boys
Now they are "Liquid Death". Problem?

>>19041028
You're not funny. Start by not listening to blert Chrysler

>>19033760
>>19036281
The target market is 9-12yo boys
Moms buy the shit out of these

>>19036407
Wine... for men.

>>19034076
/B/ was never good, newfag.

>>19053637
Unless your name is Robert Smith lipstick is not for men. Plenty of men drink wine, just not prissy wine like that.

>>19033780
You should probably go the fuck back, faggot

>>19033760
is it carbonated at least?

>>19053661
reddit here, why is there a plant next to your username?

>>19053909
that guy is 4chan himself, show some respect

>>19033769
You get em free when you VIP poorfag

>>19053880
Yes in a black can no less

>>19039842
>multiple replies
>reddit spacing

>>19053993
FREE WATER?!

>>19051035
>Are you will smith?
>No, you saying we all look the same or something?

>>19052300
>his house is connected to a centralized water supply
couldn't be me

>>19033760
>murder your thirst
Aaand I've got my cringe for the day.

>>19034232
r/hydrohomies that way ->

>>19053661
>/B/
>calls others newfag
Oh the irony.