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nice larp retard. anyone got any sage that I can borrow?

how old is your daughter and how big are her tits

>>19022865
I wish I was larping...

Fuck your daughter and make your wife watch
(Consentually)

>>19022881
You are a sick, demented fucktard.

Anyone who gangs up with the child against the husband/wife is a shitty parent and shitty person

And vegans are little bitches

>>19022883
He's based and you're kinda cringe

>>19022884
I am not trying to gang up against my wife, I just want this entire fucking drama between them to end so I can have some peace of mind!

All I want is to make sure my daughter gets to eat her meals without fear and for my wife to stop trying to force her to eat meat against her will.

>>19022888
I pray to god the both of you never have a daughter.

>>19022892
Just go to reddit and stay there pussy ass bitch nigga

>I pray bla bla bla
You're an atheist, your moral is subjective. You would fuck your daughter's pink asshole if the science told you it would help climate change
You're barely human

>>19022866
If she's vegan, she isn't getting the nutrients to grow tits.

>>19022899
I am not an atheist, neither do I believe in global warming, that is liberal bullshit.

>>19022905
So is veganism fag

>>19022907
Yes, and I am not the vegan in my family.

What, you are mad that I do not want to force my worldviews on my daughter? She does not try to make me stop eating meat, so why would I try to force her to?

>>19022913
>why would I try to force her to [eat meat]?
Because you're the adult and it's your responsibility she doesn't grow up stupid and malnourished.

>>19022913
>What, you are mad that I do not want to force my worldviews on my daughter?
Not mad, disappointed. You are the parent and that is a child. Veganism is unhealthy. When she's an adult she can make these bad choices.

Your wife seems based.

>>19022921
Which is why I am trying to end her hunger strike.

>>19022926
My wife is one of those fucking vaxx defenders who kept screaming "believe in the science" and walking up to maskless people to scream at them over it, she is hardly what you would call "based".

>>19022913
>I just let my child do anything because who am I to tell it what to do

>>19022951
If this was something important, like her getting a tattoo or some shit, I would not allow it.

But when it comes to food, I feel like trying to force her against veganism will only perpetuate that behaviour, instead of allowing it to flow naturally as just a phase.

>>19022958
The only reason a child would turn vegan is because it doesn't like animals getting killed.
Link her a random gore thread from /gif/ to teach her that death is a part of life.
Unless she does it for the climate activism, in which case it's your fault and you should force a steak down her throat.

>>19022930
OK, half, then.

Veganism is still unhealthy and tell your daughter that while her mom did break a bond of trust with her, that it was to get around an unhealthy fad diet.

>Help! My daughter is threatening to hold her breath! What's the best way to give her what she wants?

>>19022958
If you want this phase to end, maybe make her cook her own food.

>>19022861
>Also, any advice regarding how to deal with my wife's abusive behaviour towards our daughter will be appreciated!
Have you tried beating her?

>>19022967
I am not exposing her to gore just for that.

>>19022969
She does not want to hear of her mother's "good intentions", she is simply sick of dealing with abuse from her every time she disagrees with her.

>>19022977
This might be the best solution so far!

Yes, I will do that, hopefully that is enough for her to learn the value of having someone cook for her.

>>19022978
I am not going to jail for this shit.

>>19022958
You have your priorities all fucked up

>>19022987
Why? Because I worry more abiut her getting a tramp stamp than her refusing to eat meat?

>>19022861
this reads like a retarded larp, but on the .1% chance it's in good faith

just use mushrooms and legumes where you would've otherwise used meat in any recipes, adjusting for cooking time

season the shit out of everything

nuts and seeds go a long way to provide omega 3's

supplement b12 and vitamin d or she'll fuck up her health

look to foreign recipes from countries that don't eat a lot of meat for inspiration, like india and asian cuisine. i'm an omnivore but i'd have falafel before a burger anytime, also learn to cook tofu

if this was 20 years ago you'd be fucked but you have vegan alternatives for pretty much everything now, eggs, cheese, milk, etc since the market has adapted, just stay the fuck away from vegan meat or "soy protein", it's GMO bullshit

got no advice for dealing with your wife and you're majorly retarded for asking for it here, but good luck anyway

>>19022989
>Some basic bitch feather tattoo on her arm is worse than a mental illness that leads to lifelong malnutrition and poor development and growth

>>19022996
Thanks for the help bro.

Mushrooms sure sound like a good idea. Also, she has already been taking her supplements.

I am considering buying her a minifridge like those found in hotels, just so she can keep her food separated in her room in order to avoid having to fights with her mom.

I guess a hotplate would also help a lot, or one of those small gas based camping stoves.

I really hate that I have to take such extreme actions to avoid being in the middle of a war between them, but my wife sure as fuck is not going to change her shitty ways or listen to me when I tell her she is going to end up losing our daughter in the future because of it!

>>19022861
your wife is right, if you want to have healthy child she needs to eat meat. Save her from ecoterrortist/vegan cult before it's too late.

>>19023008
Tramp stamps are not in the arm, fool, and their meaning is far from innocent.

>>19023014
She would just hate me for it.

>>19023016
Why are you assuming she will get a tramp stamp, are you raising a tramp?
>Why would I tell my daughter what she can or can't put her mouth?
Seems that you are doing exactly that

>>19023011
also a final piece of advice, try and talk to your daughter about non-vegan foods that aren't necessarily against her worldview, for example free range eggs are laid by chickens that are subjected to no cruelty, some mollusks like oysters have no nervous systems and as such can feel no pain, so their consumption is arguably ethical, that kind of stuff. either of those would go a long way in keeping her nutrition in check, even if she only agrees to eat them once a week, this might also appease your wife but how should i know

also lmao at all the "a child needs meat" "she'll grow up malnourished" posts, most <30 year olds grew up on formula and the american diet is 50% corn, get real you faggots a well balanced vegan diet is 1000% better than what most people eat

Bake vegs slathered in olive oil. Get a rice cooker and make rice as side

>>19023024
She once said she wanted to get a tattoo like that, to which I said no.

>>19023059
This is likely the most reasonable post in the thread, thank you.

>>19023088
Simple enough.

Cuck faggot

based karen
don't allow your children to be vegan, it's child abuse

>Have an abusive wife
>Stay with her

I can see why your daughter went vegan with two mothers.

>>19022892
Man up and be a good father
Get a leather belt and beat that vegan cult shit out of your daughter.

ITT: childless virgins seethe about a LARP from another childless virgin
reminder: you will never reproduce

>>19022913
>why would I try to force her to
The same reason you would try to stop her from killing herself. You are an adult and supposedly have experience, knowledge, and judgment that she lacks. But it sounds like you're some sort of wishy washy tard who enjoys watching your Karen get railed by Tyrone and his 20 closest friends.

>>19022861
>crying because you accidentally ate animal products
Typical vegeoid behavior.

Your daughter needs to quit being a punk bitch. Make her cook her own food if she wants to be a vegan instead of forcing her mother to cook two separate meals every night.

>>19022861
This smells like a larp, but just in case it isn't, how about advice for dealing with your daughters abusive behavior towards your wife? Tell your daughter she is free to destroy her body and join any cult she wants after she turns 18 and moves out of the house, but until then she will stop her bitch assed whining and she will eat meat and she will enjoy it.

>>19022861
If you don't like the food
>Make your own
>Go hungry

Could SOMEBODY please fuck my daughter?!

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did. We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great. But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something. Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.

>>19022861
Inagine having a vegan nutjob for a child and getting mad at the one sane person in your house

>>19023512
The fact that OP took his brain damaged daughters side in this is a good clue that he's fucking his daughter while his wife is off consoling herself with the pool boy.

I'll give your daughter some meat and some liquid protein if you know what I'm saying haha

>>19022881
Agree except for the consent part

Is this a retarded pasta or just OP being an unfunny faggot? Or both?

Holy fuck people, how I hope none of you ever reproduce.

Why I would take my daughter's side? Because I know daam well what a freaking nutcase my wife is.

Why do I stay with her? Do not want her to take me to the cleaners and take my daughter away from me so she can torment her instead of me.

But the real question is: Why do you all have to project your disgusting fantasies on my thread? Jesus Christ people!

This thread and this board were a mistake.

>>19022861
Let your daughter cook her own food. Educational, self reliant. And less hassle.

>>19023461
Only if she's 13 or younger. I don't date hags.

>>19022861
you need to hit your daughter harder

>>19022930
The clear answer to your problems is corporal punishment for your wife.

>>19022861
>VEGAN for months!
>be continually fed meat product
>no ill effects mentioned
>HUGE PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWN when discovered
This is 90% of the vegans and vegetarians I know. Most of them are so ignorant they have a breakdown when the well known non-vegan foods are pointed out to them, such as anything with gelatin, honey (literally bee vomit), products with refined sugar have bone meal, egg and processed dairy elements are slipped into everything, many processed vegetable, faux meat, and soy products have animal biproducts used (casein, albumin, isinglass, chitosan, carmine, stearic acid...). Bread and pastry are also vegan NO-NOs.
Yes, you're stuck with basic whole grains, fresh and frozen vegetables and fruits. Flour is usually okay, but freakout anti-foodies scream "GLUTEN!". Anything processed, dried, canned, or pre-prepared is 99% going to have animal in it.

>>19022861
Get wife to apologize
Reassure daughter that it will never happen again, you wish you knew earlier so you could stop it, etc.
Make wife say she was wrong to daughter and mean it
Your wife sounds like a fucking psycho, OP. I wouldn't let anyone like that anywhere near my kids. Msybe that's why your daughter is slave moralist.
Your wife and daughter probably hold grear resentment for each other already. This vegan shit will dig up old dirt, so just let if run it's course. Try to keep them in the same room until they start hugging and crying. This means they hate eachother, but won't openly fight.
Every woman in my life who did the poisoning vegans thing against their own children are abusive and cruel, to their children and spouses. You seem like the kind of easy going dunce to gey preyed upon by a woman like this. My mother was just like your wife, and she molested my sister and I. My sister and her fought bitterly until one of them died. I guess this is what WASPs mean when they say "love."

Mon would be based if she never let the secret slip. You and your dysmorphic daughter are retarded.

>>19022861
you know 'karen' is the white person equivilent of 'nigger' right? maybe if you stopped using racial slurs to dehumanize your wife you could work these problems out.

>>19024043
karen please

>>19022861
Beat you wife for being a Karen and beat your daughter for being a Vegan. Stop being a beta bitch.

>>19023792
i'm sorry you had to go through these posts bro
but that's the standard for vegan threads around here
now you know that this imageboard is mainly populated by kissless virgins who don't want to admit their bacon had feelings too not long ago

>>19022996 anon gives solid advice here
please excuse his misconceptions here >>19023059 about free range/cruelty free/etc. bogus terms.

Your daughter already taking her vitamins is a very good sign of her decisions being informed.
My only piece of advice would be to not neglect protein such as legumes (legume threads here are good and seem not to activate the incels as much) and certain high-protein plant milks, ideally you want at least 3g per 100ml.
Cheers.

>>19022861
Your daughter is abusive by being vegan.

>>19022861
Your wife sounds based your daughter sounds retarded and you sound soy

>>19024407
the only sensible take ITT

>>19022892
a friend of mine was vegan and his mother secretly put meat in his food, some people are just like this.
you are a good man and I will give you a recipe:

3 tb olive oil on low fire
sliced garlic/onion or both
sliced carrot
a sliced potato, really small cubes
let it pan fry a bit not too much
then beets or something green you like
then lentils you had put in water for 2/6 hours
salt pepper and curry masala and sennel feeds. spices are great because they can change a sad plate to somthing tasty. if hot spices is not your thing because you are white (I am sicilian therefore I am not), there is plenty of herbs you can use that are not spicy.

>>19024455
oh yeah of course you gotta add water/or broth during the preparation to not let it stick. cover it according to your tasty, more water if you want it more soupy or just continuosly add tiny bits of water to cook it without letting it stick.
will give you othere recipes since you are a man of peace like me

You're a shit father for raising a vegan.

You're a shit husband for putting up with your wife's bullshit.

When I read the title, I thought you were doing the smart thing and replacing your wife with a new one, not with yourself, idiot.

>>19022861
Divorce your wife you dumb old ass nigga

>>19022861
Your wife did the right thing by making her eat meat. Your daughter needs to stop being a bitch and cook for herself then. I cooked for the family when I was a teen, it's time she steps it up.
Kill yourself faggot.

>>19022866
OP can we get an answer to this? >>19022861

>>19024563
same bur regardless OP, go here https://www.veganricha.com/
and bosh.tv for ideas and recipes. Better yet, involve your kid so you can both look at the recipes and give her some peace of mind of what she is eating.

My family did this to me constantly growing up (during my veg years) and they were abusive in other ways as well. My relationship with them has improved since becoming an adult and not being under their purview... but the fact remains their arrogance hurt me in many ways. Whether or not they are right on paper doesn't change thr fact that their behavior was abhorrent.

>>19024925
Ok if I post one photo, will you guys drop this crap?

>>19024993
Yes, photo with nipples preferable but it's fine if you don't have one handy.

>>19022913
> What, you are mad that I do not want to force my worldviews on my daughter? She does not try to make me stop eating meat, so why would I try to force her to?

It's your job as a father to teach your daughter and veganism is a stupid and particularly for a child, harmful.

I'm 55 years old and when I was growing up, my Polish immigrant mom would make barszcz and potatoes every Friday despite me absolutely hating beets, so I'd just eat potatoes that day for dinner because I never thought to demand she cook something different just for me and had I asked, she'd have said no and my dad would have slapped me upside the head.

>>19025071
>borscht
>polish

>>19025158
>implying polacks dont eat borsh

>>19025267
I guess that makes pasta german since spaghetti bolognese is the most popular dish in germany

>>19025274
anon russians an polacks are pretty much the same just like canadians and Minnesotans

Someone post the pasta where the wife "gets these hands". It's what OP needs to do to his wife if he's not going to divorce her.

>>19025298
> daughter is a brainwashed zoomer
> mom desperately tries a workaround
> dad enables the insanity
> somehow mom is to blame...

>>19022861
>use bone and chicken broth in secret to cook the food she serves our daughter
uhh based?

>>19025071
What's the moral of this story? Eat your beets or early senility?

based mom

>>19024043
Maybe if my wife acted as a sane, respectable human being I would not have to.

>>19024925
I hope you never reproduce, it is clear you would molest your own child.

>>19025158
Why are catposters so goddamn stupid now?

The mother is right, she is looking out for her child's health and knows what her body truly needs. They share genetics and will have similar necessities in foods for proper development.

>>19022861
If you raised a daughter to become a vegan, you are faggot anyway.

>>19025298
>someone post
Stop doing this. Post it yourself or stfu.

>>19023495
Classic

how does it feel when your only child will end your bloodline just because you insisted on her diet choices? even if she doesn't grow up to loathe children (likely will if you keep supporting modern brainwashing under the guise of her personal choice), she will be severely malnutritioned and endanger her babies with her vegan breastmilk lacking the important proteins babies need. that is considered negligence in most developed countries.

>>19022861
Your wife is based and your daughter sounds like the typical dumb teenager. You should have never indulged her becoming a vegan, since 90% of teenage girls just do that shit for attention. Vegans are faggots and so are you.

You have lived long enough to see anons on 4chan get married and have kids with abusive cunts. Your daughter is an idiot. My sisters are vegan and they're both fatter than me.

Sweet and sour soup is vegan

Also curry or Asian recipes are great for vegan dishes cause they actually use good seasoning

>>19022861
Educate your daughter that all vegetables come from farms, which spray deadly gas in order to kill animals that would feed on the vegetables. This is called "pesticide", and every time she eats a vegetable, she is eating the soul of all the dead vermin that wanted to eat the same food she's now enjoying.

>>19022892
get some vegetables, dehydrate them till you can turn it into powder.
sprinkle it on top of 9oz juicy rib eye steak!

>>19022861
>your daughter is being the usual retarded zoomer female and damaging herself for some cult
>wife realizes this and subtly feeds her the nutrients she needs to live
>she finds out and freaks out due to cult programming
>you side with the cult
You are a bad father, castrate yourself

>>19022861
What kind of a cuck are you that you have two Karens on your case all day?

>>19022861
>Please help me with some easy to make vegan recipes
Keep making bland and tasteless vegan food til she tires of it

>>19022861
That lady is hot.

>>19027735
I never said she was my only child, she is only my only child with my wife.

>>19022861
Make some felafels for her
There's plenty of Indian and middle eastern recipes which use lentils for protein
Though I'll say that those proteins are inferior to real meat but so much for veganism

>>19022861
https://youtu.be/nmJlTaSdZgo

Here's your recipe and now go cook

>>19022861
Just make sure there's a ton of iron, hard to get enough iron for female vegans.

Learn to love lentils and just get a vegan cookbook.