/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19017330
Cat owners need meds, not animals.
>shit and spray piss all over the walls and furniture
>shed dander so bad your entire apartment smells like shit
>chew and destroy everything
Cats are the Jews of the animal world, they should be cooked with a side of mashed potatoes and eaten. Not raised as pets

Threads like this one remind me of dumb people are. You should not be allowed to vote

>>19017330
Do cat fags really?

>>19017338
>>19017330
Sitting here with my kitties and there is not a thing you autismo retards can do about. Going to get a dog soon too. Probably a pitbull. Deal with it faggazoids.

>>19017357
>Probably a pitbull
Enjoy getting your face ripped off. Try not to go to prison after allowing your pigger maul a child either

>>19017330
All the mentally ill cat fags are replying to you hahaha

>>19017357
enjoy having it devour your cats right up to the head

>>19017357
>>19017381
I have 3 pitbulls and 2 small children, we recently had 2 cats before the dogs and they were more aggressive with the toddlers. We had to euthanize them behind our tool shed because they clawed my son’s face up. The dogs have been a much better pet and have had 0 issues.

>>19017389
>dogfag kills two angels because his snot covered gremlins could not keep their hands to themselves
Fucking retard, you probably did not teach those little shits how to behave around cats. Enjoy coming home to your toddlers ripped to pieces

>>19017371
>>19017378
>>19017381
>>19017397
>seething

>>19017357
ive got several dogs and the cats snuggle up to them
imagine not having the best of both worlds, and no, i don't let the cats up on the fucking counters.

>>19017338
Sounds like a skill issue

>>19017371
>Dog is fine btw
I'm glad

>flea treatment
>Keep it out of the kitchen or any areas you do t want it.
>Beat it if it gets sassy
Not that fucking hard

>>19017371
>I dont trust our dogs near my child
>It's my husband's fault our child was attacked

>>19017397
Shut the fuck up, faggot. My kids have nothing to do with some wild animal that attacks them. If any animal hurts my kids it’s either the vet or the old fashioned way for them.

>>19017330
Pajeets eat e. coli their entire lives but you can't handle a little cat hair in your food without getting sick? Pathetic.

>>19017397
someone post the video from last week of a pit bull randomly attacking a happy mastiff, the mastiff breaks the shitbull's fucking neck and goes back to being calm and happy

>>19017330
This pisses off the furfag

>>19017357
I had two kids and we got a pitbull, they got along great until the pitbull ate my son, at first I was sad but then I got a second pitbull
My daughter is no longer allowed inside the house

>>19017494
I wish I couke shove you in there and keep you in there all day long, cunt.

>>19017371
>disrespecting her husband in public
why are women like this?

>>19017330
Eh, my cat's like, 28 pounds, he fights dogs
I'm actually worried that he might kill one of those yappy little bitches and some wine mom will call me a Trump MAGA on Nextdoor so people will key my car

>>19017477
>t.

>>19017371
This particular breed of dog is popular among the scummiest of human beings. Everytime there is an incident involving this breed, the owner is either a pitmommy hambeast or ex-con scumbag.

My parents has a pit-boxer mix; rescued before we even known about the dangers of the breed. Good boy just turned 12 with zero incidents because he is properly trained and received no abuse.

>>19017587
I mostly see them in black and Latino neighborhoods

>>19017389
Pitbulls are the dumbest fucking dogs ever. They shouldn't even exist.

Thanks for adding that

>>19017338
a schizo wrote this

>>19017397
How rottweiler is so high? They seem to be really chill.

>>19017410
You mean the cats aren't walking on the counters when you're around. Get a security camera to film your counters. Cats always disobey rules when they think they will get away with it. Their egos are petty and massive.

>>19017338
If you can't control your animal, you shouldn't own one. I have 2 cats, and they NEVER get on the counters or piss/shit anywhere other than their litterboxes. In fact, they help me detect when mice get in the house and basically show me where to set traps.

>>19018527
Rotts are pretty chill, but they are also ridiculously strong. If you manage to provoke one, the outcome is...quite violent.

>>19018527
They're frequently used as guard dogs and trained to attack intruders.

>>19017344
Disgusting piss smelling fag detected. People can smell the animal poop on you.

>>19017338
Cats are the only animals that murder for fun

>>19017330

I love poisoning my neighbour's barking dogs. It's literally like training an animal, there's no yapping shitheads within 200 meters from my house. The ones that are trained and don't bark at everything that moves are alive and well.

I recently adopted a dog and there's hair everywhere despite cleaning multiple times a day. It is, truly, revolting.

>>19018601
I think these are excluded from this statistics as long as it's actually intruder.

>>19018575
They're almost never in the house, and when they are they sit in a specific lounging chair or the couch. I haven't caught him up there, I've never punished them because they've never done it. It's a foreign concept to some barn cats

>>19018640
Sick fanfic.

>>19018640
>, there's no yapping shitheads within 200 meters from my house
more like there's no bitches anywhere near you lmao

>>19017330
I would kill that fucking cat.
Might as well cook it on that stove since it likes fouling it. Then feed it to stray dogs. Problem solved.

>>19017338
THEY ARE SNAKES WITH FUR

>>19017371
Antifreeze=problem solved

>>19018527
They have a lot of raw strength so the potential to fuck someone's day up is there.

I feel bad for autists who are unable to form bonds with animals. It's very rewarding and helps if you're too much of a sperg to make friends with real people.

>>19017330
there's cat owners and there's cat cucks
cat cucks don't even consider themselves their "owners" or "masters"
car cucks let their cats do whatever they want and just take pictures of them
cat owners discipline their pets so they never do that shit
cats are smart, smart enough to know when their master is a faggot and they have free reign. also smart enough to know that if you smack them when they do something they shouldn't do it again.