/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18997218
Oh, crazy grandpa! You know you can't get into the microwave!

>>18997218
You have a little clone to help you cook, right /ck/?

>>18997218
Why does that old woman sound like that? It's doesn't match her face at all.

>>18997218

These are just tiktoks with no sound

>>18997218
And you killed the thread on the first video

>>18997266
>"MOM RUN!"
He says as he traps her in the corner surrounded by flames

>>18997266
Did she died?

>>18996788
someone know the source on this?

>>18997408
I know the asian response is to want to eat that. My response is to check the condition of my rifle and whether or not it is legal to purchase a flamethrower in my state. If not, I'm going to start shredding soap and tearing up rags.

>>18997335
>Yeah lemme get two popcorn grenades, thanks.
>Hey, that looks like the LiveLeak waterma-

>>18997430
Sometimes I think China is just the Poland of Asia. A bunch of weird autistic poor people with an assclown government taking advantage of them.

>>18997462
>not realizing that poland is the last european nation
i'm sorry your country has fallen, anon.
but we only have the poles remaining.
and they will never fall.

>>18997806
Nobody cares hope the whole nation gets katynd and you follow your leader

>>18997806
>poland is the best europe has to offer
Grim

>>18997266
Absolutely baffling that someone thought this was a good idea and did it inside their own home.

I really hope this was staged.

Kneel.

>>18997900
why are non-whites like this?

>>18997891
Imagine hating italians this much.
They invented pizza, so I can't possibly hate them.

>>18997922
Why would someone do this?

>>18997945
>no gloves

>>18997806
>Poland
>last European nation
People literally mislabeled pictures of Polish soldiers post-WW2 to make Germany look even worse. Why? Because they were murdering women and children. How can we tell? Weapons and uniforms. You are not the last bastion of European civilization. Now go clean the toilets.

>>18997945
Disgusting browns

>>18997408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5AiCJ6bckY
I'm a big fan of this guys channel

>>18997900
>That'll be $300. Plus tip.

>>18997916

>>18997257
Literally me.

>>18997964
I god I remember this. At least they found an authentic latino who can prounce it better than a Scandinavian Minnesotian. Tort-teeee-las. Oh I'm sorry is it tort-tillas.

>>18997957
false

>>18997980
Yeah no shit. That thing. Those, up to three entities. Every time I see that I think it's not of this world and want others to see it. I think spreading that image would drive gun sales up and help protect the second amendment.

>>18997945
Ugh

Scraegg

>>18997218

>>18998150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s37u_o-pJzQ

>>18997266
Randy Bo Bandy started the shit storm

>>18998121
What the fuck

>>18997342
I hate zoomers so god damn much

>>18997266
Moms fault for stepping on the gas line

>>18997916
What the fuck is that thing?!?!

>>18998398
a silver pearl fish. sea cucumbers are nice critters and let other fish live in them for protection, so it's not some kind of mutant parasite or anything thankfully.

>>18998121
>>18998126
>>18998127
>cooking an egg in 45 seconds in a pan is too hard, i wish i had a $2800 machine to do it for me in 4 minutes instead

>>18997335
Holy shit just but it in the microwave

>>18998398
See >>18997977

>>18998150
I wonder what her boobs feel like

>>18998398
Cut the chatter Red 2

Accelerate to attack position

>>18998086
>Death!

>>18998411
I doubt anyone would be retarded enough to buy this shit for their home kitchen, looks like some shit you would put into a quirky hotel or break room at an office.

>>18997363
Honestly not a bad way to get rid of a wife you're sick off. You're gonna loose the house anyway.

>>18998552
2knobs of garlic

anyone have that webm of the asian person drinking boba at a ridiculous focal angle

>>18997218
i fucking hate this lady, i want to throw my phone whenever she shows up in my youtube shorts. i can't even explain why but i want to curb stomp her

>>18998728

>>18997891
TOTAL PASTA DEATH

>>18998757
Nature sure is beautiful

>>18997342
tiktoks are just webms with sound

>>18998753
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/youtube-shorts-block/jiaopdjbehhjgokpphdfgmapkobbnmjp

>>18997977
thanks m8 <3
>>18997428
bit too harsh maybe

>>18997891
>Pastamania.webm

>>18998150
Would.
Hard pass on the food, tho.

>>18997266
it's amazing how people will always try to sneak by stuff like this rather than going the long way around.

>>18997218
i can do a fine impression of her desu alTHOUGH it's disrespectful of her cancer

>>18998398
one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6NIG3KkwLE

>>18998086
GET DOWN MR XI

>>18998757
I think there's something wrong with that duck

>>18998403
data harvesting cafe

>>18997957
>You are not the last bastion of European civilization.
they are the only european civilization.

>>18998757
new season of attack on Titan looks great

>>18999550
>following this middle eastern religion makes them european
Gotta love a successful psyop.

>>18997977
Never expected to see Masaru linked here

>>18999550
>implying the King of Kings requires a vote
Pagans to the last. But it's not my place to judge, it's still a good thing that you people have found and been saved by Him.

>>18997891
>huhu I meticulously planned out and created a deliberately zany and weird video, isn't it so bizarre guys?
I hate fag shit like this

>>18997964
>0:48
kek were they starving this child at gunpoint for a week? He looks like a dog given permission to finally eat the treat in front of him

>>19000169
Zoomer brainrot has destroyed your enjoyment of things that take preparation and effort. Sad!
Ironic that you would be on a cooking board in this case.

>>19000243
The spabreaddi was okay but it was all downhill from there.

>>18997991
true. 'Atrocity Propaganda' was a key major focus in the immediate post-War actions of the Allies.

>>18999863
His rule is illegitimate.

>>19000243
Do Italians really?!

>>19000289
oh so you're saying hte holocaust was exaggerated?

>>18999751
Why is it always the fattest fucks that can't deal with this? First I saw that obese little shit and now this fatcunt. Lame.

>>19000092
christianity is literally paganism

>>18997922
Has a moderate energy of that video where the guy gets people with blood diseases to put their blood in a pie, people with HIV to jerk off in it, and then takes a bunch of other awful stuff, bakes the pie, and feeds it to his family gathering.

>>19000324

>>19000352
That video where whatta whatta now? Huh??

>>18999863
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

>>19000351
I'll pray for you.

>>18998390
kek didn't even notice that

>>19000000

>>19000434
Please don't

>>19000478
Too late. Have a blessed day, anon.

>>19000488
:/ I'm feel bad for you anon

>>18998086

America: wE'LL jUsT SpRaY pOiSoN oN OuR cRopS aNd rIsK pOiSoNiNg tHe pEopLe cUz fUcK iT

Thailand actually has higher IQ than the west when it comes to agriculture, it seems.

>>19000246


...I mean... why not just mix that shit up in a bowl?

>>18999944
Scuff Kaneko sucks.

>>18999863
Why are his clothes so oily

>>19000544
Why type in this way?
why can’t kids just use the green arrows nowadays

Why take the child's clothes fully off just to touch her genitals?

>>18998086
I have chickens and they are awesome. I used to have tons of bugs and shit around my shed and they've eaten all of them. They even scratch around the house foundation so I dont have to weed wack.

>>19000603
it's satin benchode

>>19000622
It's the polite thing to do

>>19000260
Sorry but effort isn't inherently valuable. You can spend 10 years making the most wacky lolsorandum video, that doesn't mean it's gonna be automatically good. You are literally pushing leftist labor theory

>>19000243
Pure white trash

>>18997922
When I think about how much food waste social media has caused I get really angrt6

>>18997986
Shut up beaner

>>19000544
Reddit

>>18997964
Is this the juicero again?

>>18998615
hehehe

>>18997916
Love this guy
>Studies marine biology
>Then fucks off to an island off of Japan to become a fisherman and eats anything, or tries to at least, that he catches
Living the dream.

>>18997964
Genuinely would strip the meat off her legs with a knife for being such a stupid bitch and involving herself in this dumb little commercial.

>>19000641
Brian Peppers lives

>>18999863
Horrible, No respect for egg. See his flaunt. His satin shirt. No love for egg. No love for art. He do all for money, yes? Bastard bitch bloody bitch bastard.
Delete webm of the egg making.

>>19000641
>Russian
>Eatc cat food
Yeah, that fits the bill perfectly. Think she may be more mentally ill than the average Russian.

>>19000593
because doing it on your table gets people to watch+call you a retard for 10,000 comments

>>18997891
is it that swedish homo cook

>>18999863
how does he get out

does anyone have those old webms of fancy food being cooked and then spliced in the middle is Jack's cooking?

>>19000593
White people didn't have bowls until they conquered wakanda and got them from africans

>>19001117
Now thats a blast from the past. Havent heard that name for like, wow, maybe 15 years

>>18997900
Setting it on fire does nothing

>>19001474
i swear niggers just like things because they're shiny.

>>19001474
As many times as I see this webm, I've o ly looked at the total, but some of that stuff is only normal expensive and not insane. The gold leaf steak being $380 on it's own is fucking unreal though. A gold RING is not that expensive. I hate niggers so god damn much

>>19000336
I don't think anyone should have to deal with this. Its obviously a novelty for the tourists but if the person buying the ice cream is clearly from there and has seen/had this done a thousand times then they should just give it to them

>>18999863
Why does he throw the eggshells away so angrily?

>>19001686
Based chugster drinking the black spunk from Prometheus.

>>19000243
paying for pasta is retard shit, it is by far one of the easiest and cheapest things to make.

>>19001546
these types of restaurants are fleeces for idiots. half the point is to flaunt the receipt with the $380 steak on it. the rest of the menu is for the people who get dragged along so they actually order something

>>18997945
It's okay guys, he didn't use his left hand. That one's for eating

>>19000312
Uh oh anon you can't just say things like that. Im afraid it's off to the egg mines with you. A few years of hard eggy labor should correct that attitude.

>>18997331
she had throat cancer and beat it. now she makes these videos to feel better about herself and make food that taste good and videos to make people feel better.

>>18997916
Masaru! I love your vids! :D

>>18998186
is he wrong?

>>19000243
Why are white people like this? Just look at that kid

>>19000243
Would

>>19000777
Based trips.

>>18997891
NSFW for italians

>>19002406
>How to make BBQ sauce:
>Step 1: Add ashes
>Step 2: Add BBQ sauce
American cooking.

>>19001474
she posed for the camera and i just stopped watching
that shit belongs on /x/

>>18998552
Not meloni, that's for sure.

>>19000000
What a fucking waste of epic digits

>>19000603
The fabric is 100% plastic

>>18997891
hes so cool bros

>>18998086
>But, my lord, there IS no such force!

>>19002901
shit i did not meant to post that

>post some new shit
Reminder to all boomers/retards you can make webms with this https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
>Download video from Youtube from a free downloader site or use snaptik if you're a tiktok fag
>Open it in the program
>Trim/crop/change speed, set size limit to 3mb and convert

>>19000544
ducks can be invasive species and are fucking dicks. chinks released all the ducks cause they're gonna eat them at the end of the week when they're fat and plump.

>>18997335
love me some pressurecooker bomb popcorn

>>18999428
it seems there is plenty of room for all!

>>19001474
>those nails
Closed the webm sorry nope

>>18998403
>That brief normal smile before the soy face

>>18998150
>some say it's an oily sauce - and it is.

>>19002918
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter

This one seems to be an updated version.

>>19002664
Imagine if he went up wearing that plastic surrounded by oil

>>18998757
whatthe fuck

>>19001686
Man I fear for his health

>>19002451
The fish's face at 0:04 is quite unsettling

>>18997945
>please to give you poopsicle

>>18997891
white people really be doing the most baka my head

>>19003588
I thought this was going to be some shitty buzzfeed meme recipe but this seems pretty legit.

>>19002237
Badass.

Why haven't you taken the plasticbagpill yet?

>>19004492
Why doesn't the bag melt?

>>19004508
the heat from the fire cooks the plastic

>>18998126
1 part oat 2 part water three minutes in a microwave is to hard for some retard apparently.

>>19003581
Are you fucking me

>>19004520
Yeah

>>19004526

>>18998760
>>18998566
lmao
>>19000336
>why do people with poor self-control have poor self-control?
>>19002901
Based "accidental" Emiposter, keeping /ck/ in shape

>>18997945
thank god hes wearing a mask

>>19004508
It's kind of similar to how a rice cooker knows when it's done, as long as there's water touching the bag it can only get so hot, a flame like this at that distance isn't hot enough to melt it before the water cools it

>>19000895
I hate the term food waste, it's idiotic.

Food is a renewable resource. Money spent on food goes to food companies and farmers that allows them to expand and operate at lower costs.

As long as you aren't throwing away plastic wrappers for no reason food waste is a good thing, it just makes poor people dilate.

>>19003477
How is this more erotic than like 90% of porn

>>19000336
>pay for ice cream
>vendor refuses to give me the ice cream
Man I wonder why people would be annoyed at that. Imagine if your cashier at Costco kept playing keep-away with your groceries.

>>18997462
>a bunch of weird autistic poor people
>with an assclown government
>taking advantage of them.
That's basically every country in the world, maybe except Liechtenstein and a handful of others.
See the UK.

>>18997891
Mama mia this is even worse than Muspanini

>>19005059
>guy does cool chug
>camera pans to femoids soyfacing about it when he's still doing his trick

>>19005129
It'd be more cool if he didn't use the straw to cheat.

>>18997916
>20 seconds in
Nah, I'm out

>>18999751
>that cocky nod and stare down like he just owned the guy
>vendor just gives him a napkin to clean that shit off his face
Heh, what a chode

>>19000607
People use alt-caps to make one side of an argument look silly, but it just makes whoever is doing it look retarded. I don't get it either.

>>19005177
It was basically Something Awful's version of meme arrows

>>19000352
What

>>18998757

>>18999751
based

>>19005050
>grabbing a soldier's pizza slice and eating it with full eye contact
Commander in chiefing the food baby, Biden is the shit. Never letting authority relax

>>18997218
need bug spray for this
>>18998164
lol i made that

>>19005343
Not spicy enough.

>>19005343
kek her face as she walks off. She was pissed because she thought it would be cool, but just burned her mouth

>>18997430

>>18997964
>>18998121
>>18998126
>>18998127
The people shitting on these products aren't wrong. I just don't think you realize just how retarded and inept the silicone valley target audience is.

>>18997891
Italianbros….don’t look….

>>18997964
the way this lady talks and how her face twists and moves makes me angry but also horny

>>19001739
You know that shit would try to latch on to his DNA and get blocked by the fact that his blood consists entirely of HFCS.

>>19002396
Oh, when I saw the thumbnail I thought I'd fallen into /jazz/.

>>19005387
Badlands Chugs confirmed as the next step in human evolution.

>>19005013
I hate this woman so much, especially that smug look on her 'boon face. What's the point of going to a restaurant for a specific cuisine, if you didn't actually want that cuisine?

>>19005403
Because the negro has zero sense of style, taste, or discernment, and yet still insists that they are superior in everything. Every moment of their lives is purely performative to show how much better they are.

>>18997363
Back when I was 12 or so I killed all of my Sims this way...

>>19005013
I hate her fucking smug self righteous expression so goddamn much and that kids vapid toothy smile. Fucking Nigerians

>>18998403
kek, this webm always crack me up

>>19005403
>>19005419
>>19005447
She was confused because she never went to a restaurant or had other people cook for her
She thought they brought her there to cook for the koreans

>>19001474
lmao, queenz!

>>19002918
Great recipe
Now tell me how to store the icecream in a commercial freezer without it turning to stone one day later

same stupid videos.

>>19005403
>>19005419
>>19005447
>>19005468
>>19005474
How many internet connected devices do you own

>>19002396
You could also use unflavored blue food coloring

>>19005129
Have you ever chugged a pint of hard liquor before? I have drank an entire pint of gin before in one night, lets say, 2 hours in total. I was fucking destroyed, absolutely ruined sick the next day. I don't think they were impressed by the chug but more the "jesus christ this due is gonna be fucked up"

>>19005013
>seasoning
It was dust and goat shit, wasn't it...

>>19000169
seething giuseppe

>>19004492
Oh boy, grandma’s making microplastic soup again…

>>19005597
Worse, it's just generic store bought shit. So it's not even "her" seasoning.

>>19005604
He's right though. That shit was apex plebbit soy-fueled cringe fucktardation and I fucking hate that I watched the whole thing.

>>19001474
Dayum, TWO whole snickers??

>>18998403
love how he briefly tries to hold a normal smile before the inner soi takes possession of his body

>>19005614
Nigers were a mistake

>>19002451
anyone have any idea what kind of sauce he is dipping the fish in? this looks pretty good but my mind goes straight to that all purpose filipino dipping sauce of thin soy sauce, vinegar and lime juice and that for sure aint it

>>19005812
rewatched it full screen, and it looks like it's just salt and pepper. idk what i expected of russians, still looks good though

>>19005864
>

>>19005063
She doesn't look like she wants to kill herself.

>>19001628
it looks like hes angry for being filmed which is the first time I've ever seen such behavior from an Indian

>>18999863
He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>>18998757
That's how they normally look

>>19005129
Faggot

>>19005129
>femoids
Holy shit, have sex my guy.

>>19002901
Oh shit i lost this, glad to have it back

>>18998757
>drinking boba without straw
what da fuck

>>19002406
is this a gay fetish thing?

>>19005993
I do with whores the only honest type of femoid

>>19002951
>ducks can be invasive species and are fucking dicks
all the more reason to eat them. As someone who had chickens around as a kid they aren't super smart but they were pretty well behaved for the most part apart from one black hen

>chinks released all the ducks cause they're gonna eat them at the end of the week when they're fat and plump.
yes, and? I have tried duck before, it's it's a bit more stringy and lean than chicken but still good

>>18997806
poltard...

>>18997266
Big oven propaganda.

>>19004492
I think the water is absorbing the sensible heat. At some point the water will eventually turn to steam and melt the bag but it has to boil off first and thus cook the fish.

You have to understand how heat works and air pressure to really understand water or even R22, which boils in atmosphere at around minus 40F! Now that's cold! and by using a compressor and increasing pressure you can get the super heated refrigerant down to a liquid state to cool your house at around 70F degrees. The evaporator typically runs around 45F to 55F but when it changes state from liquid back to vapor it moves the heat from air via a fan back to the compressor as super heated vapor. Heat likes to move from Hot to cooler environments naturally and so in the Summer power and machine work has to be done to make cooler air move over to warmer areas for temperature to get colder in a typical house.

>>19006746
Duck is more stringy and lean than chicken? Are you sure you know what those words mean?

>>18997335
the texture of this popcorn is a different beast than traditional popcorn. you retards replying are prime examples of people who know nothing talking shit

>>19005378
Midwestern*

can someone post the faggot eating pizza vs mutt eating fast food clip

>>19006964
no crispy skin but I bet the flesh is very tender and juicy

>>19002918
they upped the limit to 4mb

>>18997218
Does he think he made something good? I don't understand the video. He looks really ugly biting into it, too, but that's a sidenote.

>>19002451
I’m mostly impressed by how sharp that knife is. Them’s some smooth fish ribbons.

>>19005864
Somebody needs to punch this bitch right the fuck out. These aren’t hacks, or quirky plating methods. It’s just a mess. Congratulations, you showcased your mess on social media. You’re a fucking star.

>>19001474
I love how that nigger even fails to do a basic impression of salt bae even if there's not much to his act.

>>19000336
When I was a 15 y/o American tourist that shit was funny about the first 3x and got old by the end of the 2 weeks, it's actually really good ice cream but I pity locals.

>>19006897
Anon is kind of right though. Duck flesh is firmer than chicken flesh and their fat is concentrated subcutaneously rather than intra-muscularly. If you take the skin and attendant fat off of a duck leg and chicken leg the duck leg will be drier and tougher after cooking. It’s more difficult to get an evenly cooked whole duck than it is a chicken because the duck’s fat is on the exterior.

>>19004492
My neighbor was lecturing me the other day about keeping my water bottles out of the sun

>>19005864
You just know they didn't eat any of this cold, storebought mess

>>18997952
for what?

>mops the floor
>then use the mop to clean cooking board

i say whites are sissies

>>19007248
Agreed. When you’re done shitting in the street just wipe with your hand. This could never lead to hundreds of thousands of deaths per year.

>>19001474
What even is the shit they put on these steaks? Is it just gold colored sprinkles? How much does it cost by itself?
Is it actual gold (not going to look up if you can digest that)? If so, isn't it a huge waste to dump that shit into the sewers?

Movie

>>19006912
we are also never featured in retarded videos of people blowing themselves up, just saying. but keep enjoying your "wypipo dont use no spaysis".

>>19006912
>ancient chinee seclet popcoln vely mystelious to wypipo
Your mistake is assuming traditional popcorn is Jiffy Pop and not exactly what's shown in the webm, but without the ebic chinee flair. Popcorn popped under pressure is literally the standard.

>>19005013
>black woman invents new cuisine!
>white people take note!

>>18997891
Is this what people mean when they talk about European martial arts?

>>18997964
Silicon Valley quackheads will come up with anything

>>19000777
fucking retard
you're not clever or witty for your tryhard jaded political takes and no one likes you

>>18998757
Hm… intriguing.

>>18998010
What anime does to a dude’s brain. You sound like some stunted drama class kid.

>>19001474
>700+ dollars for that basic ass hoe
she better have some A1 triple super suck game for that kind of cash
you could have gotten 3 hookers for that and not had to fraternize with that ratchet gremlin

>>19005390
this got a little nsfw towards the end what the fuck

>>19007278
it's real gold, it's perfectly edible, and that's like 5 dollars worth at most

>>19006861

>>18999550

>>18998168
>Chef DUMP
Holy shit! A more apt name couldn't be found for this hilarious, yet horrifying garbage.
It truly goes to show just how many absolute MORANS there are, who think they are smarter/better than others so much, that they PUT OUT A VIDEO, fully displaying their ineptitude.
This is an affront to the Italian moms out there who really do know how to cook.
>Don't use olive oil
>pre ground pepper
>cans of "Sauce"
This video should be titled "How to Fake being a cook"
I'm sorry, I've seen the webms here for years, but the videos themselves open a whole new set of horrors.
now I don't know who's worse between her and Jack now...
My life has been a lie...

>>18997945
Good morning soft-sir-ve

>>19002451

>>19000246
This is one of those weird fetish videos, isn't it?
Like when pretty women sit on cakes and other foods.
If it's just another clickbait, conspicuous consumption video, we need the nukes to drop sooner than later.

>>19007824
no jy-ro! yee-ro!

>>19007824
now thats what i call a gyro

>>19001377
>checked
>the energy of the vibranium beats the eggs--then RAPES them.

>>19007824
>scientifically proven

>>19005244
>>18999751
Fat and autistic is a terrible combination.

>>19001597
If the person lives there, he should know where to get cheaper ice cream instead of paying for a show.

>>19001474
LOLOLOLOL!!
>go to place where gimmicky Ice Cream sundae is $85, Gold leaf covered steak $375,(you can BUY A booklet of 25, 3"x3" 24K gold leaf at art stores for less than $60.)
>Still have to be around Ghetto Rats and nogs
What is the point??

>>19007882
I mean, those hoods usually have a sprinkler system, so wagies aren't taught to put out fires, just tell a manager to take care of it. It's a "not my problem" thing.

>>19000641
Do Americans really

>>19002396
Hot dogs and Kool aid mix is unironically great catfish bait

>>19005013
jordan peele

>>19005821
I think you're right, wikipedia has a few cites for
>the stroganina is served immediately on non-metallic frozen plates or in ice-cold bowls with salt and black pepper powder

>>19005013
Based, shitty restaurants need to be dabbed on at every opportunity. Keep that soyshit out of my MEAT!

>>19007209
A rare example of a useful post on /ck/
>>19007883
lmao nice

>>19002901
doing this now

>>19005050
he thinks he's staring down Gomer Pyle

>>19008037
lmfao

>>19005584
not that anon but i chugged a pint of bottem shelf vodka and remember this exact line of thinking
>i'm fine
20 minutes later
>ok i'm pretty buzzed
20 minutes laters
>woah i'm pretty drunk
10 minutes later
>ok im fucked up
10 minutes later
>wait i'm still getting drunker
10 minutes later
>WAIT HOW AM I STILL GETTING DRUNKER
1 minute later
>*holding onto the corner of my bed so i don't get flung off the planet by how hard and fast the room is spinning*
1 minute later
>HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A DRUNK BEYOND THIS AAAAAAAAAH
at this point i started teleporting and I woke up in my neighbors shower feeling like a million bucks other than being covered in my own red colored vomit.

>>19006971
and you could just throw it in an over for a few minutes or even pan sear it for a crispy skin.

>>18997891
>italocaust

>>19007824
HOLY HOLY HOLY

>>19008382
>HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A DRUNK BEYOND THIS
Fucking kek, I remember that feeling. It's like you managed to get drunk so fast the effects on your higher brain are lagging behind so you're still present for a little while to experience impossible levels of drunkenness.

>>19003875
thats smarts - goku

>>19007824
Biblically accurate filet.

>>18997916
from the opening frame i knew this was masaru kino

>>18999863
Tribes of Israel came into Europe.
To be european is to be middle eastern, show skin now nigger.

>>19000336
it has nothing to do with obesity, it's just fucking retarded. if i'd have a bad day i would punch the seller or even break his stall. fuck those retards playing (and mocking you) with the food you've paid for

>>19007882
ah yes, skoften

>>19001474
the steak is probably worth max 100$ the gold leaf is like 20$, wtf is the point in paying that much

>>19001686
badlands is the king of chugs, he even chugged the pacific ocean, what a badass

>>19004492
that's extremely dumb, but hey, it's some sort of chinks so no wonder

>>19005343
>getting fed by some pajeets dirty poop hands
no fucking thanks

>>19007824
picrel

>>19008018
throws it on there lightspeed, can't complain about slow service i guess