/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Imagine a world with no niggers

>>18986071
this looks like an aliens first attempt at cooking human food

>all of my /ck/ .webm's have sound
>too lazy to edit them
Fuck sake.

>>18986067
I'd love to put some white sauce on her if you know what I mean

>>18986071
Darn I was hoping someone would put their dick in it

>>18986062
Why do they record themselves doing this shit?

>>18986381
they're niggers, what were you expecting?

>>18986395
We are all different types of n*ggers , Anonmigger.

>>18986067
you just know she's an amazing cuddler

>>18986693
>

>>18986062
this thread is what i call an EPIC FAIL

>>18986062
this is why I don't eat where they hire blacks

>>18986146
thank you. this made my day

>>18986067
What is the fascination with this woman? She looks ok but I can tell just off her body language that she’s a nightmare to be around

>>18986938
>What is the fascination with this woman?
Autist gets obsessed over random things and spams it to forced meme status until it hits critical mass and the sheeple NPCs think its board culture and pretend they care about it to feel like a part of the group.


Many such cases.

I need more jack's webms

>>18986062

>>18986938
>>18986947
Its because a woman will never want anon like she wants that slop

>>18986150
I don't know what you mean. Could you be more specific?

>>18986071
this is going in my /fph/ folder
(that's "fat people hate" for those of you not in the know x)

>>18986938
Because incels like you interpret her body language the way you do and they all go berserk about how all women are insufferable and it's funny to watch.

>>18987075
were any other anons taught to open cans with a knife growing up? 30 years later and i rarely need to do it, but it still seems like a useful skill?

>>18986947
Fuckin redditors man, I swear.

>>18987111
what flavour of ice cream even is that?

>>18987119
let me do you a solid so you don't have to cut off your fingers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmTg2ZfJCEI

>>18987123
unicorn pussy

>>18987114
I want to spread my semen (white sauce) on her face because I think she is very cute and would like for her to be my gf hope that clears it up

>>18987123
Rainbow sherbet

>>18987124
it looks like the same principle, but the knife gives a much 'cleaner' cut even though the edges end up razor sharp and jagged. was taught when i was around 8, and only sliced my thumb once when the can flipped over while opening when i was around 14

>>18987154
not that anon, but im still a little lost

>>18986146
Is this Borat or what ever his real name is

>>18987174
nah its some fat american food reviewer. he actually ended up in prison shortly after this for an unrelated reason

>>18987206
the ethanol in the beer cooks the leeches

>>18986146
oh wow, i always thought it was a skit. turns out that smarmy motherfucker is an actual food critic who got pranked by cohen.

>>18987054
>>18987056
sexo

>>18987058
i don't understand this one

>>18986947
i thought i was the only one wondering the same thing
apparently its a damn conspiracies and they are pushing this stupid video on purpose

>>18987256
wet sleeves

>>18987191
>>18987237
nah it's an actor

>>18987269
ah

>>18987270
https://etcanada.com/news/358930/sacha-baron-cohen-convinces-a-food-critic-to-eat-butter-soft-human-flesh-and-he-loves-it/

>>18987256
i think people are fapping to it

>>18987274
it's an actor you're retarded

>>18987256
Wet sleeves are uncomfortable

>>18987285
that they are

>>18987284
i have seen multiple small sites make the same claim. meanwhile your faggot ass has been just mouthing off here. shut your retarded faggot mouth or bring some proofs you stupid nigger.

>>18987167
Maybe you too need some of that 'white sauce'!

>>18987154
hmm I'm still not sure I get it. What are those seamen you talk about and what did you do to turn them into white sauce. Is smearing her face with it ritualistic in nature? Just a little confused!

>>18986938
She looks simple and accessible, because she's not extremely gorgeous and is eating simple poor food, so retard anons here feel they have a chance with her if they keep spamming the webm

>>18987196
nice animal abuse webm faggot

>>18987206
10 minutes handwriting in google translate
不来狠的不行了这视频火了 = Don't come, don't be cruel, this video is on fire

thought there would be some more interesting message, fuck it

>>18986146
ffmpeg -i input.webm -vcodec copy -an output.webm
That should just strip the audio without needing to sit around re-encoding.

>>18986062
NUMBER 15

>>18987566
>don't come
lost

>>18986938
she looks like she'd give enthusiastic head

>>18987107
I know people are going to ask. This is alura jenson.

>>18986146
What do you have webms with sound saved for? It's not a good format for personal viewing.

>>18987062
how do you become adult and never once cut a carrot

>>18987079
the beer one is disingenuous unless it was really shitty beer, most of them you have to pour while having glass slanted so foam does not spill over edges

>>18987748
Her body is so fake. There are so many blonde porn stars better than her.

>>18988122
What are your PC specs?

>>18986071
>raw meat
>raw goyslop
>raw egg

for what purpose.

>>18986071
DIOS MIO

>>18987502
nailed it
i hate men so much
i also hate women so much
i hate everyone and myself
i'm lost and alone

>>18987056
>>18987054
i just feel bad for the bees that worked so hard to create this honeycomb only for some faggot with a video camera to come up and mess it up

>>18988412
ragebait tiktoks of women cooking terribly have become staple on the platform because retards continue to watch them and comment HURR DURR ITS NOT EVEN COOKED RIGHT.
they know exactly what they're doing and it works.

>>18986071
>see a piece of meat with a hole cut in it
>"oh, I've seen something like this before
>wonder how long before the janny deletes it
>the only thing that goes in the hole is an egg
I'm fucked.

>>18987111
do seppos really

>>18988122
>her body is so fake
and thats a good thing. She retired though anon>>18986071
thought this was gonna be a milksteak joke at first

>>18986146
Why does it look like the guy who played the Oompa Loompa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

>>18987757
At the very least the person with the knife seems well aware not to get their fingers under the blade. Plenty of people need to learn that lesson the hard way, unfortunately.

>>18986062
>americans

>>18987072
>It's a carp!

>>18988627
More like crap now lol

>>18986071
kill this person

>>18987752
online youtube downloaders only give 4k option in webm format.

>>18988508
probably a beekeeper so the bees are spoiled more than the honey alone would give them

>>18987079
shaving cream looks so goddamn tasty

>>18987124
if you have a rock with grid on it you can rub the can in circles until the top wears off and it opens up on its own

>>18987251

>>18987513
Basque cakes are so rich, I can never finish even a slice.

>>18988920
I used to eat it...

>>18987064

Hori shit nigga

>>18987054
Man I wanna chew on a honeycomb now

>>18987513
I tried this one. Was kinda too wet and overly sweet. Tasted like absolute sex though after leaving it in the fridge overnight

>>18989800
... Fuck now I wanna make it again now that I understand the concept of letting a cake set. The vanilla custard and jam was such a nice combo

>>18987757
>troon
>understands fuck all about life
>basically a retarded child
Many such cases

>>18987111
Beetus

>>18987054
THATS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING DESCALE A FISH

>>18990132
>he doesnt do it like this because he hates scale juice
you may as well pull out the hdmi cable before you even put the oven on bro

>>18990132

>>18990143
Are you supposed to eat that or are they just fucking around

>>18987079
nah you use the soap so you can take pictures easier, head will dissipate in seconds

>>18990143
alot of the time with asian sea food its decoration but is really a stretch to think there would be a fish type of crackling?

>>18990164
>>18990153
fuck that was meant for you anon

>>18987072
all time fav for me, personally. the absolute braindead quality of this man just astounds me

>>18986071
all of that, and comes out undercooked

>>18990164
I don't like those, but it's so weird looking. I've never seen the pig ones being made though

>>18990194
its literally jsut the fat of the outer skin being baked at high heat
my mother makes crackling all the time and im not a fan

>hahha piggy go blpblpblpb
i always imagine hes thinking "oh fuck ive been caught having fun"

>>18990203
My chickens eat this

>>18990203
"Can you believe that it's made from insects?"
*faces shift to a slight grimace*

>>18990203
>still in full clean suit when interacting with the blacks

holy kekamole

>>18990143
Is that oil or lemon juice making that happen?

>>18990287
It's piss.

>>18990203
Eat the bugs, goyem!

>>18990287
You can literally see the steam coming from the fish

>>18990303
Ok, so we got that it's hot, whatever it is. So it is lemon or oil?

>>18986062
What do you expect when ordering from a ghetto restaurant in the middle of the night?
The only time to ever order fast food is at noon when there is 30 cars in the drive through

>>18990344

>>18990363
how the fuck do you even pass out like that, ive done some stupid stints but i dont sleep until im layed down in the dark
nhot fucking serving at a sandwich bar, or is this just some spicehead smoking on the job?

>>18986062
I hate [banned for racism outside of /b/] so much, i get migraines when i think about them

>>18990390
Likely opiates

>>18990423
GURRLS SUPPIN ON DAT LEEEEAAAN YEAH YOU GO GURL!!

>>18990425
um, okaaay...?

>>18990428
ey
DIRTY!
BAYBAY I GOTCHA MONEH DONTCHA WORRY

>>18990153
>>18990164
>>18990194
ricecells love fish skin

>>18990425
dumb ass white bitch

>>18987509
how you dumb faggot

>>18990473
mhmmhmmm
>*jolts head side to side and snaps fingers*

>>18987056
If you made a silicone honey comb, would the bees use it? You'd be able to extract honey without the hive being damaged.

>>18990708
... That's actually a really good question.

>>18990708
i think the bees prefer to make something theyre familiar with to put their honey and stuff in. those wooden boxes honey farmers use just have the bees make their own octogons on the inside

>>18990770
>octagons
They have six sides, so they're hexagons.
Silicone and wax are similar, so I wonder if anyone has experimented with this since silicone is easy to mold.

>>18990773
I’ll invest in this with you

>>18990811
>>18990773
If it works call it SiliComb

>>18987196
audio where?

>>18986071
Everything about this is upsetting

>>18990773
>>18990811
this is pointless the bees make it for free lmao

>>18987137

>>18987615
Could I get the Number 15?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzbkYlnjuKA

>>18987615
>>18991157
anons… tell me I’m not the only one still here from that thread…

>>18990708
>>18990725
>>18990770
>>18990773
>>18990811
Look up "flow hive"

>>18987607
90% of these retards dont even know how to use ffmpeg

>>18990390
it's fake dude

>>18990390
Just ask yourself, "Why would they be filming this". Stop being so gullible

>>18988500
You cannot be lost if you don't belong anywhere, anon.

>>18987113
That's a relief.

>>18987551
I would kill the person who served that to me.

>>18991611
Ooooh what a badass. You'd be shaking and unable to say a word.

>>18991257
Costs unbelievable money here

>>18991607
Kill yourself

>>18986062
She’s going to have to rub that bun on her chocolate starfish to prevent me from eating checkers. Their chicken sandwiches with the signature sauce rule my existence

>>18991634
I'm not a cucked Westoid, anon, unlike you.

>>18987206
this is brutal.

>>18991506
Well it starts when they are well into the sandwich making process, very plausible the cameraman saw the zombielike behaviour and switched on the camera. Not like it takes any effort these days to film something

>>18987206
this is badass

>>18988938
I need to fuck ass

>>18987551
>it’s not a giant arancini

>>18990164
It ain't what they're doing in that webm, but you do get fish crackling. You have to dehydrate the skin first I think.

>>18986938
She's just drunk. Getting filmed while trying to get some food truck slop is pretty weird. It's awkward, but not because of her

>>18991828
whats that nigga doing?

>>18991828
Terrible knife skills

>>18986071
a dish worthy of /ck/

>>18986071
Needs a side of jellybeans, raw

>>18987111
wont that basically just melt with one bite?
that ice cream looks cool though, it reminds me of hook

>>18991828
didn't know Atlanta had one of these places. Their menu is fucking insane. $325 for a fucking steak and double that to wrap it in gold leaf
https://steakmarket.com/menu

>>18991353
>niggers being useless drug addicts is clearly fiction bro

>>18987206
Chinese people perpetually live in the boundary of being badass and disgusting

>>18988508
>be bee
>vomid and shid over and over into a bunch of random holes in your hive
>some giant, nonwinged freak of nature comes by now and then to collect all your vomid and shid holes
>this should somehow upset you

>>18991828
If a restaurant has gold leaf anything on the menu, its an indicator that its a place for trash.

>>18991828
>niggercattle cuisine 2023

>>18988508
>i have nothing important or even slightly uncomfortable in my life
fify

>>18987206
How long do you think those things were thrashing around inside him?

>>18986121
>futurism and trains.png

>>18992311
Hey, I recognize that gay blowjob.

>>18991828
>I'm cute
She accidentally included a clip from the gorilla enclosure from her trip to the zoo.

>>18991257
They're a meme, and the design has been shown to not be great for the bees.

>>18992499
>trains
That's how you know you'll still have niggers.

>>18992526
>no niggers
>public transportation can be enjoyed with out trash and violence.

>>18987154
That's a disrespectful thing to do. You do it to prostitutes, not gfs.

>>18987475
truu show n tell!!

>>18992531
The sole purpose of public transportation is to keep the trash away from normal people.

>>18987056
>Bees gladly work themselves to death because they're programmed to work and never stop
>They will even shake until they generate heat literally cook themselves to death in order to kill intruders or keep the queen warm
>Virgins think it's sad to destroy their honeycombs and harvest their honey when you're providing everything for them to do that
The bees live less than a month and their whole life is work. Just because you're a neet doesn't mean honeybee chads are too

>>18992537
>he doesn't know poors will still be a thing in the future.

>>18992546
Poor people can be trash too. The worst kinds of trash are the ones who can afford better options but take public transportation willingly.

>>18992537
Then what's your excuse?

>>18991828
What the actual fuck is wrong with that creature's lips? Does it have some sort of STD or something? Those things look full of pus or something. I don't even, that shit can't be healthy. Maybe a deformity? It looks like it had multiple bee stings.

>>18992551
Probably some tik tok trend about singing into a shop vac hose. She obviously flew too close to the sun.

>>18992547
>t. Ohioan.

>>18986938
It's a viscous cycle of people getting annoyed at the same webm being spammed over and over for months on end and underageb&s who are stilli in their "lolXD they must be MAD and SEETHING about this video so I'll post it again!" stage.

>>18991828
>65 dollars for a tub of ice cream, whipped cream, waffle tubes and two fucking snickers
Holy fuck people are stupid
Well, can't call them people, but the point still stands.

>>18991828
>Wagyu steak ruined with meme gold flakes (That'll be $700 by the way)

>>18990203
Honest question. Wouldn't insect farming be almost a net negative? Like I just think of a non native insect species getting loose at a farm and fucking up an entire ecosystem. To add to that if we stopped eating cows who produce a fuckton of fertilizer for crops where is the alternative souce of fertilizer going to come from?

>>18992702
I honestly fail to understand the gold steak meme. I could go to my local crafts store and get a pack of gold leaf for, like, $20

>it's another bad knife skills thread

>>18991828
Goddamn why can't I find a good looking woman with class like this !?

>>18992683
too much effort, underaged poster

>>18992579
>stonetoss is now so out of ideas that he's plagiarizing Perry Bible Fellowship

>>18992794
are you willing to front the expensive bill for a restaurant like this

>>18990390
>>18990423
Just say heroin, it makes you nodd off

>>18991828
nothing in this webm is pleasant, it's offensive even

>>18991828
holy fuck thats embarrassing on all counts

>>18992125
>$90 charcuterie
most insane markup on the menu

>>18986071
Fucking wypipo

>>18987757
Most adults have never had to cut a carrot lengthwise.
>>18989933
>cut carrot bad
>TROONS RETARDED CHILD DOESN'T UNDERTSAND ANYTHING ABOUT LIFE
How do you live every single day with this mental illness?

>>18992265
that is their food
imagine spending all day foraging ingredients and pickling them to save for winter but some asshole keeps taking most of your shit and replacing it with goyslop

>>18987119
That's a professional kitchen. I imagine they had can opeeners

>>18993205
Based on experience, I'd say. Most troons that I've encountered are quite immature.

>>18993175
what the actual

>>18993214
That's a strange nail clipper.

>>18993362
True to /ck/, they posted one of the worst possible can openers.

>>18988508
That's gay. You're gay

>>18991353
>>18991506
it's strange to realize that some people just cannot recognize nodding off.
the way she just slowly collapses, like her muscles stop resisting. that's opioids. you get caught up in the pleasure of it and just sort of zone out. if the person filming said something, she'd come right back.

>>18993390
Unless she's got something like narcolepsy. I know somebody who had to be on ritalin, which is low grade meth, to keep from nodding off in the middle of a conversation.

>>18991257
that's kinda fucked. like, you want to look at the frames and make sure that the bees are healthy. it's not like it's even hard to just harvest honey from a frame. idk maybe you could have like, a single super of those, but it seems kind of retarded.

>>18992935
Could be either heroin or fentanyl or likely, both. I made my response more general, but now your retarded post has forced me to speculate more specifically. Please kys.

>>18993403
> ritalin, which is low grade meth
i hate that. i hate it when people say that shit.
it's like saying ibuprofen is low grade heroin.

>>18989577
wtf. how does it taste

>>18993403
Incorrect. Ritalin is not an amphetamine class drug. It has similar stimulant effects, but its composition is entirely distinct from amphetamine

>>18986062
Post webms you niggers

>>18993426
Like soap 5head

>>18993456
Shouldn't they swim against the stream to mate?

>>18986146
does this dude realize he's eating "human" or is this all scripted?

>>18993481
no dude its real

>>18993489
no way. that's pretty messed up.

>>18992510
kek

>>18990203
Weren't these the fuckers to promote impossible burgers? Fuck these subhumans. I'd take a Californian veggie burger any day over bugs and soy

>>18990287
Jesus, what the fuck is that, AIDS?

>>18993516
Impossible burger is from commiefornia.
That one is from south africa which probably explain the panorama to devil's peak and all the nogs.

>>18986146
You guys think he got mad when he realized he was eating bugs?

>>18992718
no. you usually farm insects that are native to the area. or are native globally. even then, you aren't going to be farming a chinese beetle that devastates oak trees or something. it's often a species that eats basically garbage, so it costs nothing to feed them. crickets for example.

doesn't fuck up an ecosystem, see: cicadas, which form swarms of millions of units at a time. also see: presence of ecosystem still

cows don't produce a fuckton of fertilizer. they consume a fuckton of fertilizer, because they're fed grains which need to be fertilized. potassium fertilizer is mined. phosphate fertilizer is mined. nitrogen fertilizers are made from natural gas and the atmosphere.

manure is a very poor fertilizer. you have to use a lot of it to grow crops in the way that we grow crops. it's also practically worthless compared to how cheap synthetic fertilizer is. why have truckloads and truckloads of cow shit when you could have a single tanker of liquid fertilizer?

>>18987206
Why is his soup bowl wrapped in plastic?

>>18990390
Most likely explanation, it's fake. If it's real, then drugs.

>>18991828
Are mutts actually this retarded?
This is what children think "expensive food" is
I wish I was a soulless husk of a person so I could run a scam restaurant like this, making hand over fist from gullible morons who think cheap booze, gold foil on a steak, and ice cream with snickers is worth $1k
You could find similar quality food at a chinese buffet

>>18993654
"life hack" for lazy neckbeards so they dont have to wash the bowl, just throw out the plastic

>>18993671
I work at a restaurant where we charge $50 for a pizza whose ingredients are maybe $4 at most. It's more common than you think

>>18993707
I thought it was Jack for a second due to the complete ineptitude at emptying the egg carton, then I realized it was bugs and the arm wasn't fat enough.

>>18986071
Its just rage bait, do people still fall for these?

>>18991332
nigger please, nobody knows how to use ffmpeg. you use ffmpeg by googling "ffmpeg remove audio track" and copy pasting the first result.

>>18993748
>bug on bug cannibalism

>>18993748
>insectarian violence

>>18987117
That's a rather extreme response for you to reply to such an innocuous post.

>>18987291
The proof is Cohen is a dishonest hostile jew

>>18993707
At this point I strongly believe the whole 'eat the bugs' thing is a mass shame ritual the elites want to put the rest of society through.
Do not give in. You don't have to eat them when there's plenty of meat around.

>>18993707
Why do they come in egg cartons
My guess would be he used them to freeze them but he is pulling them out of a box

>>18993748
Can they not form an orderly queue?

>>18986071
Ay Tone I’m starting to think they’re just fucking with us

>>18994219
Idk I guess it's all about that extra surface area to carry more crickets. Crickets and egg cartons have been a thing waaaaay before eat ze bugs. If you buy a big bunch of cricket's for your reptiles they'll probably come in a similar setup.

>>18986071
What the fuck

>>18994219
Spacing so the crickets don't get crushed, also they eat cardboard so it keeps them fed

>>18990203
Can lab-grown meat compete with ze bugs? This is so fucking gross. All you have to do to stop rocketing population growth is to cut off welfare to Africa. Just stop. The rest of the world is starting to slow down. It's really just Africa that's still going which is retarded because they can't handle it.

desu i do find it kind of weird how repulsed people are by bugs.
maybe it comes from getting meat wrapped in plastic from a grocery store, but cutting open a deer, gutting it, wiping the hair out of the carcass, etc. it's pretty vile. i don't think there's a big distinction between a fuckin cricket, and shrimp, and a lobster. i don't eat any of them, but people do.

>>18994475
Its because they don't have meat, they are just goo and an exoskeleton

>>18991828
ngl she do fine af tho

>>18994491
did we watch the same video?

>>18994475
You can devein shrimp, you can clean out a lobster. People in the west have grown to become repulsed by the prospect of eating offal, for the most part. Eating bugs, with guts and shit intact is going to be a bit of a sell.

>>18993468
it's in reverse

>>18993456
Best webm in this thread

>>18993456
Where are they going?

>>18994541
Where are they coming from?

>>18993654
He probably spends most of his day with his work space covered in clingfilm to make disposing of the blood and bodies easier, so he's just accustomed to it, a habit.

>>18987206
What a BEAST

>>18994541
Down steam. Last year's hatchling are currently traveling out to the ocean. Then in a few years they come back upstream to spawn.

>>18991828
I know we all are shitting on this for being a scam. And I'm on board. However I believe you can have experiences like this that are worth the asking price.

What's crazy to me is how cheap and basic everything looks in this fucking video. It is really unacceptable.

I'm flying into Atlanta in like 4 days and my girlfriend keeps insisting on having fucking BBQ there. I literally hate the idea of even stepping in that god forsaken city. Save me bros.

>>18992125
Beef is from the grill and fish is from the sea. Are they implying that the natural habitat for a cow is the grill?

>>18994565

> seems legit

>>18991828
the yelp reviews are a fun read for this place, it's literally a hoodrich larp

>>18994651
Also about their cold appetizers. The word hummus is Arabic for chickpea. If the hummus is made from Avocados and green peas instead of chickpeas, is it still hummus or is it just guacamole with peas?

>>18994780
anon flavored hummus is pretty common (and tasty)

>>18992311
What's with the dogs 69ing?

>>18987072
every time i see this webm i think the dude had to burn the fuck out of his hand when he grabbed that part that like right in front of the coals

>>18994788
I used to go to this Armenian place every other day in highschool and they brought us hummus with pita bread
This one time they brought hummus straight from the freezer with fresh pita bread straight from the oven it was one of the most delicious things I ever had
There is no way your shitty flavored hummus can compete

>>18994815
that is very impressive, anon!

>>18986067
xD

>>18992935
Its all fent now

>>18994815
cool story anon

>>18986071
way too much salt and water wouldve come out good otherwise using the same stuff

>>18993671
The target audience for this stuff are kids who grew up on welfare frozen chicken fingers and then rode through college on sports scholarships.
It's like the Ford Charger for army recruits.

>>18987079
None of these are legal except the first, fucktard

>>18992439
anywhere from 3 minutes to 3 days really

>>18986071

>>18993456
natural migration

>>18994923
Why would it be illegal?

>sipsipsip

>>18994815
what if you add extra ingredients in the good hummus

>>18992541
Bees are fully capable of fucking off if they don't like it. They stay because that apiary life is the best life they can possibly have

>>18994240
No, because then the people at the front of the queue would just stack up plates and take all of the food. You have a better chance of getting some if you just force your way in and take what you can, black friday style

>>18994554
is this stable diffusion?

>>18994987
>burst into treats

>>18986395
>>18986460
The /pol/ colony rears its ugly head

>>18986121
>no good music
feels bad man

>>18995007
>oh no, the n-word! uncouth I say!

>>18986062
This is why I won't buy food made by niggers.

>>18994936
Zhu, that's really cool but please stop fucking around and get these into the oven.

>>18992105
ROO-FEE-OOOOO

>>18994240
It's self-fulfilling chaos because the mainland Chinese are stranger about buffets than folks in the U.S.

In China buffets are kind of a big deal and for the poorest they're a status symbol. However, unlike red blooded Americans who will gorge themselves to get their monies worth, the Chinese will instead fill plate after plate full of food and eat until they're full often leaving a lot of uneaten food because waste like that is seen as bourgie, among other reason. So they'll constantly fight when high end foods make their way into the buffet line. Literal low-IQ herd behavior.

>>18994651
who fuckin orders that garbage?
have you tasted gold leaf? it doesn't taste like anything. it adds nothing, and sticks to your mouth.

>>18986071
now cut a nice dick sized hole in the food, and...

>>18994791
IDK but it caught me off guard, I had a good laugh.

>>18994788
yea you flavor it but its still make of CHICKPEAS
also Sabra (and Tribe) is dogshit, make your own its super easy and 10 times better

>>18994177
the guy in the video is known for traveling the world and eating vile and putrid foods so this isn't really anything out of what he's been known for in the last 20 years

>>18994989
I remembered what year it is

>>18990143
this makes me uncomfortable

>>18994699
>agario

>>18994987
Story?

>>18986071
AI created meal?

>>18990390
>how the fuck do you even pass out like that
>ive done some stupid stints
obviously not

>>18994989
Classic.

>>18987062
cerebral palsy is a real bitch of a disorder

>>18987062
>>18987072
>>18987075

Why is it illegal to beat people...
and these things >>18987064
for blatant stupidity?

>>18994475
Eating bugs is like eating cats and dogs - things have got to be very bad to be driven to that state so there's that cultural association. Not only that, but bugs are often associated with filth. Look at the very final seconds of this clip >>18993707 . It looks like when you part long grass to look at the undergrowth and you see all the bugs scuttling around, including crickets which is where they like to hang out in addition to being under logs and rocks. It's just not appetizing and the morons who think they can convince people that eating sea bugs is essentially the same will never win. Genuine meat vs goo wrapped in chitin.

I don't know how bugs will ever take off in the West.

>>18988920
I love me a shaving cream enema

>>18990287
peanut butter

>>18995676
> eating sea bugs is essentially the same will never win
>Genuine meat vs goo wrapped in chitin.
i don't really get what you're saying here. crustaceans are goo wrapped in chitin just like a cockroach. and people eat shrimp all the time. i imagine it "takes off" when people make it taste good. lobster was originally ground into fertilizer, or fed to slaves. until it wasn't.

>>18994020
underaprecaited joke

>>18993521
trypophobia

>>18994240
That shie died with the cultural revolution man

>>18994923
>actually thinks multi billion dollar companies need to follow the law
NGMI

>overtime tc
>all three teammates group up on the tower
>one is shouting this way
>meanwhile there are beacons in every direction
>enemy comp has triple kraken
it was impossible

>>18996396
wait a minute this isn't the splatoon thread

>>18996425
i'd kill him. i swear i would kill him if i met him

>>18996425
do not want

>>18996423
gud

>>18995453
It's clearly this gone wrong

>>18996802
ah yes a steampunk unitasker

>>18996802
someone might mug him for all his corn