*click click click click click click click click FWOOSH*

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Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:37:06 2023 No.18990656 [Reply] [Original]

*click click click click click click click click FWOOSH*

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:38:21 2023 No.18990662 >>18990656 My stove is about 30 years old and has to click click for over a minute. Still better than the newest electric stove.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:42:09 2023 No.18990683 >>18990662 >over a minute. Wow, that can't be good. >Still better than the newest electric I like gas, but maybe you want to get yours fixed instead of pushing the latest Faux News bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:43:15 2023 No.18990691 I just blow on mine on the first click and it'll work every time that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:45:16 2023 No.18990697 >>18990656 wish i had a gas range. gimme fire not this faggoty glass-top shit. the only thing its good for is doing blow

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:45:24 2023 No.18990698 >>18990662 clean your stovetop anon

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:46:45 2023 No.18990704 [DELETED]

>>18990656
a couple weeks ago when drunk, i must have accidentally brushed against one of the knobs and turned it on. i went to the store to get some shit to make some burgers, and when i entered the door, the gas smell hit me. it was going for at least 30 minutes. i froze in sheer terror then bolted to the kitchen window to open it and turned all the ceiling fans. thankfully nothing happened but was the most scared i'd been in years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:49:03 2023 No.18990714 >>18990656 I think I understand all of the "so satisfying" bullshit zoomers say now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 03:49:43 2023 No.18990717 >>18990662 Just use a lighter

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:30:58 2023 No.18990868
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>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:33:50 2023 No.18990883 >>18990656 Banned in America soon hopefully Those things are very unhealthy

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:37:11 2023 No.18990896

>>18990704
>a couple weeks ago when drunk, i must have accidentally brushed against one of the knobs and turned it on. i went to the store to get some shit to make some burgers, and when i entered the door, the gas smell hit me. it was going for at least 30 minutes. i froze in sheer terror then bolted to the kitchen window to open it and turned all the ceiling fans. thankfully nothing happened but was the most scared i'd been in years.
jesus, thank god for the scent

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:40:05 2023 No.18990911 >>18990662 your stove is going to recreate a certain 2001 Saliva song

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:42:02 2023 No.18990921 >>18990662 Just use a lighter retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:44:29 2023 No.18990930 File: 2.55 MB, 640x360, 1673596588429518.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18990883 its my god given american right to decimate the entire neighborhood with my stove >>18990704

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:45:27 2023 No.18990933 >>18990662 I've found that blowing air at the burner helps light it faster with stubborn old stoves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:48:12 2023 No.18990943 >>18990933 generally the burner hat and igniter just need a deep degreasing, gets the airflow back to normal

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 05:06:54 2023 No.18991011 >>18990930 i'll never understand people that let their dogs roam the entire house when they're gone

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 05:17:52 2023 No.18991052 >>18991011 I'll never understand people that leave flammable materials on the stovetop. I get pissed when someone leaves a towel too close to the sides of the stove.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 05:50:17 2023 No.18991135 >>18990656 slow and uncomfortable compared to induction and old fashioned coils. may be faster than some resistive glass tops. you want to cut heat instantly? pick up the pan,

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 05:51:43 2023 No.18991141 >>18991135 Skill issue

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 06:32:49 2023 No.18991241 >>18990656 Mine goes click click click click FOOOF POP ...... fwoosh probably something doesn't sit properly there, but it's a decent oven/stove

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 06:41:11 2023 No.18991260 >>18990883 Try and take mine away and you’ll get a nice face full of lead. Ain’t happening on my watch libtard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 06:59:07 2023 No.18991308 >>18990911 IM COMIN DOWN ON THE STEREO

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 07:04:49 2023 No.18991320 >>18991260 calm down noguns

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 07:17:03 2023 No.18991351 >>18990930 >leaving cardboard on the stove asking for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 07:59:43 2023 No.18991426 >>18990704 Kek, turning on the fans could've set it off. Usually not the motor itself because most ceiling fans are induction, but the switches sometimes make a tiny arc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 10:00:53 2023 No.18991640 >>18990883 Oh yeah tackle the non existent problem instead of everything else fucking up americans' health Fuck off

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 10:58:55 2023 No.18991725

>>18990943
I just got rid of a 20 year old stove and the screws were oxidized to powder, making the igniters unable to be replaced without drilling them out. I think stoves are designed to fail, especially since the parts that oxidized on mine could have easily been stainless for 25 cents more in production cost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:00:31 2023 No.18991728 >>18991011 I'm more curious as to why theres a camera in their kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:06:53 2023 No.18991737 The ambient sound of gas stove running is for some reason very soothing to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:17:35 2023 No.18991749 >>18990683 sir, this is the gas cooker thread not the gaslighting thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:18:54 2023 No.18991752 >>18991725 tbf you could drill out and re-tap with some ease, but I get replacing it. my stove from the 80s kept on ticking with wear item replacements until the day it was replaced, still worked even when it was finally carted out of my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:27:46 2023 No.18991762 >>18991725 >a 20 year old stove so a stove from the 2000s yes, those were designed to fail not all stoves

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:32:27 2023 No.18991764 >>18990930 stupid dog

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 11:59:51 2023 No.18991786 >>18991764 Fuck you, the dog just wanted to warm up the pizza for his master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 12:10:04 2023 No.18991807 >>18990662 Bro clean the burner

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 14:33:42 2023 No.18992058 >>18990930 >not my problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 14:40:26 2023 No.18992073 >>18990704 Gas stoves have a magnetic valve on the output to prevent this from happening you liar

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 16:22:57 2023 No.18992329 >>18992073 in what universe? I used to have to start my stove with a lighter because the igniter didn't work and I left it on for 30 seconds sometimes and made a huge fireball. I see no reason you couldn't leave it on for an indefinite amount of time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 16:24:17 2023 No.18992333 >>18990930 >>18991728 Insurance fuard

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 16:58:18 2023 No.18992454 >>18991749 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 17:06:24 2023 No.18992489 >>18991308 HEAR ME ON THE RADIO

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 22:18:44 2023 No.18993528 >>18992073 Not him, but something similar happened to me once. I accidentally pushed the knob just enough to start the gas flowing, but not enough to make it "click". Luckily I realized it after just a few minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 00:01:50 2023 No.18993857 >>18990868 every single time I use my toaster, I get this

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 06:56:35 2023 No.18995153

>>18990896
Holy fuck turning on the fans is one of the stupidest possible things to do.

If you fill your house with gas and it has not exploded, then for the love of god do not start turning on electrical appliances. Don't try to turn anything off either, switches can arc when they break a circuit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 06:58:48 2023 No.18995156 >>18990868 >...................................................................................................................................................................................................................CHIRP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 07:55:11 2023 No.18995228 >>18992329 >>18993528 Since the very first gas stoves, the output jas a magnetic valve that closes within 120 seconds when not registering the heat from a flame, stop lying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 08:16:20 2023 No.18995270 >>18995156 >Always at 4AM and you never have the right kind of batteries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 08:23:50 2023 No.18995288 >>18995228 that's called a thermocouple it has nothing to do with burners, only the pilot flame. a burner will stay on for as long as the valve is manually opened. you are retarded. incurable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 09:00:50 2023 No.18995339 File: 229 KB, 1200x234, Liar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18995288 Stop lying, nobody believes you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 09:02:51 2023 No.18995341 File: 142 KB, 1200x242, Liar2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18995288 Shame on you

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 09:27:44 2023 No.18995358
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>>18995288
"The valve" in a modern stove is operated by pressing the button down, it has a thermocouple to keep it open after it warms up. The normal flame serves the same purpose as the pilot flame in gas water heater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 12:43:43 2023 No.18995615 >>18995153 >>18991426 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 16:14:48 2023 No.18996012 >>18995288 Real life isn't always like it is in the movies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 16:16:13 2023 No.18996015 >>18990662 Your house is going to click click boom, bitch. Get a better stove.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 16:16:16 2023 No.18996016 >>18990868 >"Haha I guess dinner is ready!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 16:18:18 2023 No.18996024 File: 1.23 MB, 1012x912, 1675626761460299.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18990683 >Faux News I, too remember arguing with strangers on the MySpace political forums fondly.

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 16:22:32 2023 No.18996041
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click click click click click click click click click click click click BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>Yeah I have to rebuild my house for the third time. Still better than the latest electric

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 16:31:29 2023 No.18996066 >>18990656 my bf once lit his cigarette on the gas stove that looked cool

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 17:32:35 2023 No.18996229 >>18990656 Ahh those 4 seconds of dopamine during the dinner rush

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 17:46:54 2023 No.18996267 File: 39 KB, 127x128, 1677692803263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18990930

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 20:00:44 2023 No.18996749 >>18996012 Apparently my real life is because no gas stove that I've ever owned had one of those, and I've never owned anything other than gas stoves.

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 20:16:00 2023 No.18996805
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>>18990883
>>18991260
noone outside outrage-bait channels were talking about banning. they just said it might be worse for your health than previously thought.
it's the same jewrnalism trick of taking things out of context like when they say "OMG SCIENTISTS FOUND CURE FOR CANCER" and then it's a vitro with people splashing random shit on cancer cells. You know what kills cancer in vitro studies? bullets. fire. acid.
think for yourself once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 20:39:12 2023 No.18996872 File: 243 KB, 473x619, 1673724049862096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18990656

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 21:33:09 2023 No.18997059 File: 68 KB, 682x567, cdsxq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do Americans live with a ticking bomb in their houses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 21:53:43 2023 No.18997138 >>18990883 >Those things are very unhealthy You have any kind of studies to back that claim? Also there are vents and range hoods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:00:51 2023 No.18997162 >>18996872 BULLSHIT! Why do go around lying on the internet? Were you raped as a child? Because that's what molested kids do. https://www.aap.com.au/factcheck/gas-stove-study-tweet-cooked-up-as-heart-health-scare/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:02:32 2023 No.18997171 File: 145 KB, 960x758, Cat of Murder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18990930 >owning a dog >expecting it not to kill you or your children I prefer an autistic pet that takes its rage out on the local wildlife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:07:38 2023 No.18997194 File: 378 KB, 1178x806, tfrdes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18997162 You're the liar! And yes I was sodomized but it has nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:08:51 2023 No.18997197 I have access to a brand new JenAir stove and the igniters seem to take too long to spark the flame considering how premium those stoves are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:09:23 2023 No.18997199 File: 82 KB, 1026x606, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18997059 Holy shit, I people are fucking dying, why haven't I heard of this!? OR maybe your screenshot is bullshit. Got a laugh out of me though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:10:10 2023 No.18997204 >>18990883 > literally just open a window oh wow that was hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 00:36:22 2023 No.18997646 >>18996041 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 01:17:26 2023 No.18997789 >>18990656 I'm about to have this installed, just need the plumber to run the gas line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 01:19:00 2023 No.18997799 >>18997171 you act as if any dog thats not a pitbull or rot is gonna act out. theyre too loyal for that, indirect killing from stupidity like webm related? huskybrain moment

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 01:21:11 2023 No.18997809 File: 24 KB, 600x338, 1677719891060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18997789

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 01:45:42 2023 No.18997877 >>18990896 >>18995153 Anon this is BS, what happened is a bit leaked out and your FFD shut off gas because no heat. It's still smelt like ass but there wasn't much gas around in the house. In the future be less retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 04:50:20 2023 No.18998397 >>18990683 i trust fox news more than anybody else

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 05:17:34 2023 No.18998495 >>18990656 Is that an indoor grill?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 05:20:17 2023 No.18998507 >>18990662 >>18990883 >>18990930 I don't like them. Bump into the dial and it'll turn on the gas and fill the kitchen.

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