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I unironically shat my pants after eating Indian food on my date tonight and basically blew it. I’m not sure if she will ever text me again. What’s the deal with ethnic food and sudden diarrhea?

>> No.18978977

>>18978972
Just find a girl with a scat fetish

>> No.18978986

>>18978972
too much spice and condiments probably lol

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>>18978972
I can't even make fun of this.

>> No.18978996

>>18978972
how do you shit your pants ironically?

>> No.18978999

>>18978972
>indian joint
Probably food poisoning.
They just dont have health standards and washing their hands just isn't in their culture.

>> No.18979008

>>18978972
it's your body's reaction to shit it doesn't normally eat. quite literally eat more shit to stop the shit

>> No.18979013
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18979013

>>18978972
Pooinloo

>> No.18979183

>>18978996
Here's how you start.
https://youtube.com/shorts/VQBb-S5-8Jc?feature=share

>> No.18979211

>>18978996
>walk up to friends/family/strangers
>hey guys check this out
>loudly shit pants
>haha gotcha!

>> No.18979224

>>18978972
If she can't handle you at your shittiest, she doesn't deserve you at your prettiest, king.