/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18936700
Not too many people in prison will be able to answer you, you agenda pushing sack of shit

>>18936714
>agenda pushing sack of shit
???

>>18936714

Nice. Do the thread where everyone posts their death row last meal next. Mine would be infinite amount of food lol (trollface here) so they could never kill me

>>18936732
haha anon you're so unique and funny how come you don't have a girlfriend yet teehee

If you have to make a whole cuisine out of gas station tier snacks, then I’d imagine the food is pretty bad.

>>18936738
Because all women are whores nowadays grandma and we really need to legalize rape

>>18936782
based and true

>>18936700
Most Americans spend some time in prison during their lives, so they know about nutraloafs

>>18936794
I gaurantee I've eaten shit worse than nutraloaf in my life and prisoner are pussies

>>18936794
doesn't look that bad, ingredients seem ok

>>18936700
why is the tray so chonky

looks space inefficient if they have to be stacked on top of each other in the process of cleaning/storage/food prep

>>18936820
probably so the inmates don't break them

>>18936820
Inmates can't break it into shivs.

>>18936700
its edible

>>18936937
not always. they can serve you some spoiled food.go ahead and file a complaint and see how far that goes

>>18936792
the only people who complain about this at the little incels who can't be the "space" that's busting on their crushes face.

>>18936794
looks like Kangaroo shit.

>>18936700
It's 3 meals a day, they are really something to look forward to outside of buying something yourself. It's mostly bland but it's meats, egg(breakfast but powdered) pasta and "dessert" which is just anything sweet. I've never had the nasty prison loaf shit but it looks like bland meatloaf and I've had worse.

>>18936700
i never understood why some inmates treat their wardern badly

they can litterally spit and jack off in your food and you wouldn't notice it

>>18936794
10/10 food in bongland

>>18937014
the inmates make the food, there wouldn't really be an opportunity for the warden to cum in the food

Pretty bad. Varies a lot, actually. Some prisons have farms, and they sometimes eat OK, if the food isn't intended for sale to the public. I've been in small county jails with no kitchen facilities that serve frozen tv dinners 3x per day. Varies wildly. From nutriloaf level forms of culinary punishment to decent cafeteria care, but generally it's pretty fucking bad. Expired ingredients, weevil infestations, poor sanitary conditionss and such are not uncommon.

That being said, I spent a month in juvenile as a kid, and I ate better than I ever did at home, though that's probably more a reflection on my mother than the quality of food served by the state.

>>18936945
Found a dead cricket in my meal (meat pie) one time, took it to the screws and showed them they just laughed and said "It's good for ya, extra protein".

The inmates that can afford it, or work, buy tuna and spam and rice and shit like that on their weekly buy-ups and cook their own food and toss the prison shit in the bin.

>>18937066
>the inmates make the food,
They make the bread and the panure for the fish and they harvest the water from mountain springs ?

>>18936732
They don't do those anymore.

Holy shit. I'm not going to prison, bros. I'd rather die in a shootout with federal agents.

>>18937100
>death row last meal
>but in September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a large and expensive last meal, but did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry.

bastard ruined it for everyone

>>18936990
oi fuck off cunt roo shit comes out in little pellets ya poofta seppo cunt.

>>18937014
The prisoners can literally kill the warden so there's a mutual respect there.

>>18936794
this would be a traditional rustic delicacy in europe

I work at Dutch prison and can comfirm that its pretty bad. Just your average microwave meal, but worse. If a inmate has some money, he can buy ingredients to Cook his own dinner. And they get a half a loaf of bread each day with either cheese, ham, jam or hagelslag. Also they get their hot meal at 11:15.

>>18937217
>Also they get their hot meal at 11:15
>11:15
why?

>>18936700
Prisoners should just get water and bread

I've went to jail a couple of times over a decade ago, never prison, and my longest "stint" was 4 days (former drug addict here, nothing crazy.) Also it was a comfy wipipo jail in the suburbs, not some inner city rape fest thank God. It all depends on your perspectives.

I'll put it like this. If you were given the choice between jail food and outside food, of course you'd choose outside food 8 days out of the week. Jail food sucked man, the portions are tiny, the food is underseasoned and all they give you are some tiny salt and pepper packets that are about the size of your thumb nail. Crispy things are soft, soft things are rock hard, hot things are cold and cold things are suspiciously warm. I mean what are you expecting, it's fucking jail, not a 5 star resort.

That being said, when you've been in jail for 16 hours and it's become abundantly clear that you're not getting out any time soon, a plate of lukewarm goyslop doesn't sound too bad. I got "lucky" during one of my trips to jail and I got to eat one of the bi-monthly hot breakfasts (normally it's cereal). Two tiny sausage patties, two tiny pancakes, a tiny syrup packet and no butter, one single limp dick slice of bacon and a fruit cup. Sounds like garbage to you. But for someone who hadn't eaten all day because I got arrested in the middle of the night, it was actually a pretty good meal. Oh yeah, and an acceptable side dish in jail is a half a slice of disgusting wheat bread. I got that shit during every single meal. It was gross.

1/2

>>18937504
Commissary isn't much better, but again it can be serviceable if you're really hungry/looking for taste of home. I only had a commissary card one time during my few visits, and one look at the menu told me it was a total rip off. Things that should be paltry like bags of chips, pickles, hot sauce, tuna, and ramen were like 5x their outside price. Headphones and calling cards were like 10x a reasonable outside price. Just another way to extract money from people in jail.

I did try jail cuisine one single time, but it was wasted on me. I was detoxing/withdrawing from drugs when one of the guys in my block who coincidentally went to the same college I did cooked up some kind of jail house burrito. I remember him breaking up some bags of ramen and cheetos into a powder and mixing it with nacho cheese and hot sauce and chopped up pepperoni sticks. Since I was dope sick at the time, all I needed as a wiff of that bullshit and it was enough to make me gag, and it wasn't much better going down either. I only ate a few bites of my burrito before throwing it out. Looking back, that was such a dick move. That guy didn't have to spend his hard earned jail money and waste his time crafting a jail burrito for me, but he did, and I didn't even have the curtosey to finish it. Kinda a weird thing to think about when it comes to jail but it's one of the more interesting things that happened to me in there. Otherwise we mostly watched TV and talked shit.

The first meal after you're released does empirically taste better than it would otherwise though. A fucking baconator and spicy nuggets from Wendy's never tasted so good brehs. It tasted like freedom.

Luckliy I haven't been back there in many years, but I can't assume it's gotten any better.

>>18936700
my high school lunches were provided by Sodexo and were literally the same meals provided to prisons. I think I tried the curly fries once and that was it. I either brought a lunch from home or I didn't eat lunch.

>>18937217
does the food all have to be halal?

>>18937103
>requested two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a large bowl of fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, and jalapenos, a meat lover’s pizza, three root beers, and for dessert, a pint of Blue Bell ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts
Yeah I'm not surprised they got pissed off.

>>18937598
Couldn't the guards split it and we just call it square?

>>18937092
I've been in the clink and yes, mountain spring duty is considered a privilege though so only trustees get to do it

>>18937598
instead of never doing it again why don't they just limit how much they can get?

>>18936752
I always wanted to make a cooking show and task the competitors with making a meal with an entree a meal, a side and dessert using only ingredients from a gas station

>>18937689
They're death row inmates, their last meal should be shit and sulfur

>>18936700
So I've never been to prison, but when I was a teenager my parents made me do one of those "scared straight" things where I had to go on a tour of the county jail, and eat the food.

It tastes... neutral. It's not disgusting inedible slop like you see on movies, it's just really bland. They gave us a ham and cheese sandwich, a carton of milk, and the smallest apple you've ever seen. Apparently this was what the inmates ate most days. It was edible but had very little flavor and neutral texture. Two words that popped into mind were "GMO" and "preservative".
But yeah, not very good. The other thing we tried was this literal goyslop called "Nutriloaf" (pic related) which I guess is what you are fed if you misbehave or throw your food tray. It's just ground up beans and shit all clumped together, really nasty shit. But being the autistic chad I was, I ate all of it and asked for more solely to spite the guards.

>>18937689
They do. Some places have abolished the last meal, others just puts a 30-50 dollar limit and substitutes ingredients that can't be procured locally so you can't stall by asking for $50 worth of freshly harvested kopi luwak coffee or something equally silly.

>>18937702
most gas stations sell eggs, milk, and bread so it's not going to be as interesting as you think. I've seen some that even sell flour, sugar, and basic spices for people that are traveling.

>>18936714
why do you think there so many phone posters here?

>>18937177
Only if it's made with a lot of butter, though.

>>18936794
>Most Americans
13% of the population makes up for a lot of the rest of them.

>>18936794
nah only 5% will ever see a prison or jail

>>18937495
This. If anybody should be eating flavorless nutritionally complete goyslop, it's prisoners. They have it too easy.

>>18938800
you know most people in prison just made mistakes and aren't career criminals right?

>>18938887
>just made mistakes
lol no, you have to be pretty fucked up on a continuous basis to get put in prison, or are you one of those retards who believe 80% of people in prison are there only for possessing one marijuana joint?

Dunno about prison, but I did spend almost a week in jail. Was only supposed to be there for the weekend, but the fuckers "forgot" about me or some bullshit. Anyway, they gave me spoiled food. I had to pick out the few things that were actually edible, but I'd still just throw it up later. I hear prison food is better than jail food. I still remember the mushy, moldy vegetable goop with ancient hot dogs they liked to give me every day for lunch. I'm sure it's some sort of human rights violation, but hey, it's the word of some shitter that got arrested against the government who mistreated you in the first place. Why the hell would they care you're upset about it?

>>18937103
>>18937598
I'd fucking kill the guy is he did that to me

>>18938899
once you make the mistake of trying heroin for the first time, that's it, you're a junkie now, the substance controls your life

>>18938887
We need to go back to work camps. Your sentence is cut in half if you spend it clearing forest land, building trails, or something that contributes to society. You fuck up while in the work camp, and go back to regular prison with your sentence reset back to the beginning.

>>18938956
Lol, nah that takes a couple weeks of daily use.. but you'll want to use it daily after that first dose. It's like you die, and an angel comes down and floats you up to heaven. Total bliss.

>>18937217
>half a loaf of bread each day with either cheese, ham, jam or hagelslag
That doesn't sound so bad. How big is the loaf?

>>18938983
Half the size of a regular one, I'd imagine.

>>18937217
>>18937217
Where do they cook their own food?

>>18937508
Very interesting, Anon. Thanks for sharing.

>>18938069
> I ate all of it and asked for more solely to spite the guards.
basado

>>18938069
Did the prisoners give you nods of respect and high five you?

>>18937508
>Things that should be paltry like bags of chips, pickles, hot sauce, tuna, and ramen were like 5x their outside price. Headphones and calling cards were like 10x a reasonable outside price. Just another way to extract money from people in jail.
How the fuck is that legal?
Here (Not murca) everyone male has to do mandatory military service, and on the barracks groudns theres always a sort of "shop"/Bar thing. Sells shoepolish, toothbrushes, 2 in 1 shampoo/bodywash, shit like that, but also like, Pizza or toast if one doesnt want to eat the mess hall food. Also Beer in the evening. And they made it so that they cant charge more then buying price, aka not make a profit off the recruits/soldiers. Because most of thema arent there by choiche but because they have to. Because selling people stuff at a higher price then outside in a place they cant leave is fucked up.

>>18939155
private prisons

If you're wondering why this is allowed, you've seen a certain kind of very angry, authoritarian and probably aggressively christian posters on this site. They are why.

>>18936714
I don't think you realize how many phones make it into the prison system.

>>18939155
American prisons are for profit businesses contacted out to private companies

Prison should be work and reward based. They should have to do a job that benefits outside society in some way, but get a fair amount of currency to spend on nice stuff. The current form of prison being a bunch of adults milling around for thirty years straight is cruel and unusual punishment. It really shouldn't matter if a murderer has access to a nice bed, food and tv if he's locked away from society and still contributing to it in some way. People wouldn't be stabbing and raping each other if they had a realistic structure to their lives. This would never happen because it would actually rehabilitate people in to seeing the value of contributing to society, instead of just housing humans in pig pens for the cheapest way possible.

>>18939236
People think that misbehavior is something you beat out of people, not something that people need help to get over. When people step over the line, they don't do it for no reason.

>>18936700
I haven't been to prison, but I was talking to guy who did that told me the story about the time he found a whole box of expired mustard packets, and how happy he was to have something to put on the food to cover up the taste. He said it tasted very strong and a bit fermented, but they used them all up anyway because sometimes the food they were served was starting to go bad and the mustard was perfect for hiding the taste.

>>18939236
The problem is if you can force prisoners to work, then it incentivizes putting more people in prison. And look at where that's gotten us.

>>18939254
You can't put someone in prison that hasn't committed a crime. It's happened, but that's a different issue.

>>18939155
>something everybody has to do is the same as something you have to do bad to be subjected to

>>18937508
Fucks sake. Glad you're doing better anon

>>18938956
>>18938968
No, most people do not feel euphoria from opiates. It is a dysfunction that occurs in the brains in the subset of people who wind up abusing them, and unfortunately those retards are the ones whose experiences are generalized to the rest of the population.
I've been prescribed/administered opiates (hydrocodone, oxycodone, morphine, fentanyl) half a dozen times in my life and have never felt anything from it I would describe as bliss or euphoria, just a weird sort of drowsiness.

>>18939275
Well I'm declaring you guilty of the crime of being a faggot so I guess you're going to the chain gang now, faggot.

sundays are a rotating menu. like "grade b" burgers and shit. best thing was the jamaican beef patties. commissary also rotates you can order speical shit during holidays or whatever nothing crazy but a treat compared to ramen and tuna in a pouch.

>>18939155
he's fucking lying out his bitch ass and he can suck my dick. everything is the basically same price a packet of ramen is like $0.15 and a honey bun is like a dollar. you gamble with cosmetics or prestamped envelopes if you're white and not fucking retarded stacking colgate and donuts. my former cellmate had like $1000 in envelopes from card games. i'll let you imagine why no one was going to run into the cell for them for various reasons.

>>18939236
you can get a job if you want...kitchen free food...laundry get fresh clothes...work with the drug rehab get access to females...cleanup the unit you get juice with the CO's and inmates who need shit passed around. also vocational education. high school GED. extended remote college courses. prisons are full of niggers and sewer rat looking hispanics who get fat watching teevee and eating chips. everyone exercising and ripped is a fucking teevee trope.

that gangbanging rapist and shanker you think you're afraid of is 80IQ at best and either 300 pounds of sluggish stacked shit or 140 pounds fresh from the street still tweaked out from running around doing drugs since his last arrest

>>18939462
seems like low impulse control individuals. better steer clear of them, you never know what they might do

>>18939676
>you never know what they might do
if you have any semblance of situational awareness yeah you do they're fucking retarded subhumans it's like saying "you never know what a dog might do"

>>18939689
I'm not afraid of a yorkshire or golden retriever, but I sure as shit don't get near pitbulls. both these retard violent inmates can snap out at any moment for any reason, just like a pitbull.

>>18936797
I tried some at a field trip to a jail while i was a kid. Pretended to hate it but would totally eat if need be.

>>18939694
yeah i can see if you're a small child you might be afraid of a pitbull and misunderstand the cues an animal is giving.

>>18938960
Prison labor is bad because it’s an incentive to put as many people in jail as possible, innocent or not

you have to eat 50 eggs.

>>18936700
I heard prison food is actually better than public school food. Mostly because students won't literally shank the staff once they get pushed to the boiling point.

>>18939177
>>18939213
>only 8% of American prisoners are held in private prisons, less than the UK, Australia and NZ
>retarded foreigners think every American prison is private

>>18939785
>students won't literally shank the staff once they get pushed to the boiling point.
no, they shoot the place up instead

>>18939894
Nah. They only shoot up the place when they get bullied and shunned by females.

>>18939881
the ones where abusive things like that take place are almost certainly private

>>18939910
sounds like you're making excuses for murderers, you wouldn't happen to be an incel freak would you?

>>18939919
What?
You skipped a few steps in your leap of logic there.

>>18939924
i'm just takin the piss m8
you alright fella?

>>18938210
zoomers, the technologically illiterate, redditors, and normies

>>18939942
you have to admit cooking and food is a pretty normie subject, i bet we have a lot of fatties and women here too

>>18939928
No. I'm about to go shoot up a school.
(THIS IS A JOKE FBI)

>>18939947
careful m8, glowies don't have a sense of humour

>>18938955
checked kekked

>>18937103
maybe his eyes were bigger than his stomach and his impending death killed his appetite at the last minute

>>18938960
>clearing forest land
that job was completed 200 years ago
it's just tree farms and national parks now

>>18937082
>going to prison
How?

>>18938077
>murder someone else
>try to stall and preserve your life
Idiots. The guy you killed wanted to stall too

>>18939392
>i'll let you imagine why no one was going to run into the cell for them for various reasons
you both were raging homosexuals who would have tried to butt pirate anyone who entered?

>>18938960
>work camps
>corporations get to hire free labor (prisoners)

>>18939971
oh no not just tried do. it would be a sure bet. we would actually wrestle each other first for who got the first dry run.

>>18939756
Pit bulls were bread not to show aggression you dipshit

>>18940010
>Pit bulls were bread not to show aggression
has your physician clinically diagnosed you with down syndrome, mental retardation, or some other form of severe brain damage?

>>18940019
it's muffin to worry about

>>18940021
if not you can get definitely on disability just show him some screenshots of your posts

>>18936700
Depends on the prison

>>18936700
when i spent a night in the drunk tank, my breakfast was this weird twinkie-like cake and a carton of milk. i really liked the twinkies they had - the sponge cake was firmer than a real twinkie. i've emailed the jail and bought a lot of private label versions of twinkies over the years trying to find them.

I spent a night in jail, the next morning they served us breakfast right before I got out. I was only there for 24 hours. anyways I got a piece of bread and I don't remember the rest but I remember thinking how the fuck can anyone eat this for years and not go insane with cravings/hunger?? I hope I never go back.

>>18940010
>aww look, she's smiling

>>18940277
people can get used to almost anything, works both ways with rich people who get bored of wealth

>>18940277
it's a 4 week to 8 week cycle with different things on each day; depending on where you are. Do you honestly believe that you get the exact same meal every fucking day in prison?

>>18940438
Depends on which prison you go to.

>>18940447
Like I said
>depending on where you are
But if you've been sentenced and doing time in a real jail then you're not getting the same shit every day

>>18940010
You are white trash or a dumb ghetto ape. Regardless your dog is a primitive genetic abomination and when the revolution comes I will personally shoot your rabid mutt. Get your BPD or whatever other subhuman cluster B disorder you have diagnosed and get yourself a potent drug cocktail so we don’t have to deal with your insufferable personality. Fucking tranny I hope your mutt abomination latches onto it, just think of the money you’ll save on surgery!

>>18937508
I appreciate the effort you put in your post. Hope you're doing better.

>>18937217
Ik hoop dat jullie geen hagelslag verspillen aan vieze moslims

>>18939236
>They should have to do a job that benefits outside society in some way
This assumes jobs are infinite and available to everyone which is simply not the case in modern society. If you give the prisoner a job, that's a job you are taking away from a law-abiding citizen. There's only so many simple, unskilled labor jobs.

>>18939181
I dot think you understand that most of those are dumb phones

>>18941058
It makes a lot of sense just to have a buttphone as your EDC.

>>18941408
I didnt ask

>>18941408
>reply to that faggot: take your meds STOP touch grass STOP

>>18941454
>>18941468
>being triggered by the idea of putting something up your butt
A little close to home?

>>18937598
>>18937689
>imprison someone for many years costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars
>you did not eat a 100 dollar of food before you die
>you have singlehandedly bankrupted the largest prison system in the world
>nobody get a food for anyone :^)

>>18939181
>>18941058
i dont think you realize prisons sell tablets to the inmates.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/13/us/oklahoma-prison-inmates-computer-tablets/index.html
https://news.yahoo.com/computer-tablets-and-podcasts-becoming-the-new-normal-in-prisons-nationwide-090001826.html

>>18943763
I dont think you understand these are heavily locked down and only allow like three apps.

>>18936714
You know people get out of prison, right?

>>18938960
You do know that's ...still a thing, right?

>>18939275
That is absolutely untrue.

>>18937217
How do prisoners get money while in jail? wtf

>>18943763
>>18943787
>when u order a cheeky Ubereats delivered to solitary confinement

>>18943904
There's no physical money in jail. Every prisoner has a bank account, the most common way that prisoners get money in their account is that they work, from sweeping floors to working in the kitchen, all jails have internal jobs that employ prisoners helping with the day to day running of the facility. The pay is shit but it's better than nothing and it's usually used to buy some decent grub that you cook for yourself. Some jails have other employment opportunities where you can work outside jobs, usually minimum security offenders get this.
Secondly money can be deposited into a prisoners bank account from anyone on the outside just like any old bank account, usually by family members. Jailhouse drug dealers commonly exploit this by getting other inmates to wire money to them through family or friends on the outside for exchange for drugs that they have had smuggled in.

When I was an inmate I worked in the prison chapel keeping the place clean and helping out the prison chaplain and was payed around 60 bucks a week for about 2 hours work. Enough to supply me with three days worth of drugs

To actually answer OP’s question, this is what prison food is like here in Japan. It’s basically a cheap version of a teishoku set meal. Rice with barley mixed in to make it go further, grilled fish and various inexpensive side dishes.

>>18939236
>People wouldn't be stabbing and raping each other if they had a realistic structure to their lives
What do you think they are in prison for in the first place, mail fraud?

>>18936838
>>18936891
>>18936820
Couldn't they still use them to batter the shit out of other inmates?

>>18944084
Look at the picture, it's being given to someone through a slot in a locked cell, after meal time it will be returned through the same slot, the only battering that could be achieved is if the inmate was battering himself with it.

China is a thin rice gruel and boiled vegetables

>>18944052
I’ve spent time in Japanese jail. They also do bentos. It’s actually not that bad just boring.

>>18936700
i've been to military jail, county jail 5 times, and prison once
gonna read through this thread first and then reply
t. former drug "trafficker" in the eyes of the government

they should get bread, water, maybe some shit like frozen veggies and plain boiled chicken as a treat

>>18936752
that's only for commissary. i think anon was asking about food served by the jail.
>>18936794
you only eat nutraloaf in prison if you get yourself put in the hole and even then you have to be combative in the hole repeatedly to be made that
>>18936820
why do they care about material efficiency? prisoners are the ones who load them, transport them to and from, pass them out, collect them, clean them, how easy it is for them does not matter
>>18936945
the food may be dogshit for the most part, but i've never had anything spoiled
>>18937000
looking forward to even the shitty meals is true. you're so bored you're hungry as shit all the time. there's at least 15 minutes after every meal that consists of "you gon eat that?" until all of the food on all of the trays is gone basically. not counting scraps, blacks won't eat anything that was remotely touched by someone else
>>18937066
>>18937014
the average prisoner doesn't even ever meet their warden
>>18937082
even the most well off commissary-wise prisoners don't just throw their food away. at most they'll only eat part of it and give the rest away to their friend. or sell it.

i did one year in prison and about another year total of county jail time, plus two months in military (air force) jail

>>18937495
honestly, i agree. you're so hungry all the fucking time, i would absolutely hands down choose unlimited bread over the regular food system. assuming the bread is unlimited
>>18937504
>>18937508
>comfy wipipo jail not some inner city rapefest
these have their own downside though, as all those white people in rural jails are tweakers. most of my experience has been county jail in detroit and prison in MI where it ranges from 98% mondays in the county and 90% canadians in prison. there was one bro guard i knew that we'd always call nogs canadians or mondays because everybody hates both and they'd never know what you mean
>>18938069
based
>>18938887
extremely bad take. yes they are.
>>18938956
dumb myth. former heroin addict here, i absolutely was not immediately addicted to it or any opiates. it took some recurring use and then a problem that heroin felt like the cure for.
>>18939075
not in his country, but microwaves
>>18939392
ramen packs were as much as .68 cents in 2018 in the county and .34 cents in prison in 2015. county is always far more expensive than prison because prison is for long stays

>>18940130
just go back

>>18944351
>i did one year in prison and about another year total of county jail time, plus two months in military (air force) jail
What ya do?

>>18944420
possession of a (legal for civilians) research chemical (MXE) in the military, discharged and jailed for "trafficking" it (read: sharing it with everyone around because it was fucking great)
the county jail stints usually for 1-3 months each were for a couple of DUI's and possession charges. possession was usually heroin, but has also been LSD, MDMA, and various PCP analogues.
i went to prison for also one of the possession charges, but i caught a DUI and possession while on probation for the original possession charge
i've been really lucky with employment even with my felony. all that and i only have 1 felony because some of it got wiped from my record because of my age (under 21 at the time), military record isn't accessible if you aren't a gov agency, and the rest was misdemeanors which aren't public record in my state.
i am now 30 and have a 3 month old white child and haven't touched drugs in over two years

>>18944351
>even the most well off commissary-wise prisoners don't just throw their food away. at most they'll only eat part of it and give the rest away to their friend. or sell it

In the OP's pic the inmate is receiving his meal whilst locked in, a common occurrence in maximum security prisons, there's no friends to give it away or sell it to. Accept that some prisoners throw away their shitty meals because they can.

>>18944558
acting like this is common in prison is like saying using toilets is common in india. sure a few % of them might, but for the vast majority, it's not the case. barely any of the jail population is segregated or in max.

>>18944578
So what makes you the expert on this?

>>18944601
can you read?
>i did one year in prison and about another year total of county jail time, plus two months in military (air force) jail
i'm not exactly proud of it but i've been to 5 different facilities of varying levels. and 2 months was the minimum, i'm not talking about doing a weekend in the precinct. i've even worked in the kitchen at one jail, and porter (passing out and collecting trays) at another.

>>18944610
Oh you did a few months inside some US prisons and that makes you an expert on every jail and every prison in every state and every country in the world.
How many cocks did you suck during your stints?

>>18937702
guy's gas station games coming mid 2023

>>18944644
dumb fuck. OP post doesn't necessarily show that he's in segregation. plenty of people get their trays put in their (two man) room. then, you either give what you don't want to your bunkie, or give it to someone when the doors get opened to put your trays away.
it's only unique circumstances that have people eat while confined to their rooms.

anon you are upset that i said people don't throw their food away. of course there's exceptions, faggot. but for the most part, throwing away food, except maybe once every two weeks when you get something truly inedible, is a blasphemy in a place where everyone is hungry.

>>18938069
>>18936700
Okay so what if you're Jewish (Kosher) and Vegan? How do they treat people like this? Do they just tell you to get fucked and let you starve or do they make some level of accommodation so that you don't starve to death, but still make it depressing and bland or something?

>>18944665
no, they have special diets they opt for. it's mostly niggers who turn muslim that do this.

>>18944665
i meant to add this to the above post^
i'm pretty sure a vegan/vegetarian would just have to only eat what they will from a tray, though. i've never seen a special diet tray given for those reasons, only religion or diabetic

>>18944437
>DUI
You are scum, and I lament the fact that you didn't get broomstick raped to death in the slammer.

>>18944732
people with drug addictions literally DUI every single day. you think heroin addicts just go into withdrawal before driving every time they go somewhere?

>>18941058
Yes, "most" of them are. Doesn't mean that smartphones with data don't make it into inmates hands. There have been several cases where a rapper (lol) in prison made whole music videos and the administration didn't know the inmates had iPhones with internet until they saw the videos online.
Just google "rapper phone prison" and you'll see like 6 stories from the last few years from different western countries.
So in these cases, it took a viral music video for the inmate to get caught with a smartphone. Imagine the inmates that are being even a little smart about it.

Smaller models of smartphone are still small enough to shove up your ass if you're really set on it, so it's actually not that hard to sneak in.

>>18937082
Globalists want us to eat that as a primary meal now. Does that mean we will all be prisoners?

>>18938960
>>18939760
Forced labor and that sort of thing won't work because it might actually reform criminals. If you make them miserable, living in constant fear of something bad happening to them while they're there, and also give them a very limited, restricted number of opportunities once they get out so they're more likely to land back into the clink, they'll make your prison that much more money.

>>18944746
>most

>>18944798
>most smuggled phones in prison are not smartphones therefore there are no smuggled smartphones in prison
keep me posted

>>18944825
>things I didnt say for 400 alex

>>18939275
You can just invent new crimes.

i gave most of my trays to my celly and ate commissary, lost 40 pounds. prison food is the worst part of prison.

>>18944744
Not the issue here. Gamble with your own life and mobility all you want. When you DUI you're gambling with other peoples lives and mobility.

>>18944982
me driving on drugs that only ends up discovered via forced blood-draw that's only even brought upon by the fact they know my record, is a far more attentive and safer driver than literally any woman.

>>18944982
DUI's are a victimless meme crime that were only made illegal because of MADD karens. It's not significantly more dangerous to be on the road with intoxicated drivers.

only dumb niggers drive drunk

>>18944982
>When you DUI you're gambling with other peoples lives and mobility.
Not if you think about it rationally instead of like a woman
Sex, race, and age, along with driving experience and type of vehicle, are stronger predictors of likelihood of being in a motor vehicle accident than being drunk. It also depends on your BAC, if you can barely walk then you're gonna get in an accident (1 vehicle accident by driving into a ditch or hitting a tree, most likely). I would argue most people can drive just fine at just above the legal limit.

>>18945047
dui laws don't exists to punish people driving buzzed, they are there to fuck over the idiots that drive smashed for fun and don't give a fuck, it's those idiots that get people killed

>>18945075
>be perfect driver after 3 drinks
>get pulled into a check stop on a friday night
>go to jail for being over the legal limit

>>18945030
(dui anon here) i agree, infact drinking in general is for niggers. there are literally dozens upon dozens of chemical compounds that have one of or all of the following:
1. more pleasant feeling
2. less side effects
3. less hangover
4. more enjoyable to consume
5. less addicting
6. less harmful to the body
7. make you make less of a fool of yourself
alcohol is hands down one of the worst substances on earth, and only room-temp IQ shitskins think it's the only substance out there worth doing.
dissociatives are the white mans drug.

>>18945084
ouch desu.
>arrested on a friday
sucks sitting there til monday morning.

>>18945084
you sound real mad about your 3 day vacation bro

Testing

>>18936700
Why would it be good? You're a convict, somebody that is scum, why should taxpayers feed you well while we babysit you cause you're not fit for society

>>18945106
what if society is the problem

>>18936700
Better than deserved. Prisoners should simply receive nutrient paste.

>>18943763
prison=/=jail those dudes are serving at least 5 years. Plus all electronics in the states is bitchen 90's seethrew plastic, so you cant hide shit. You're not able to send shit it has to be by a company the prison ok's and its only like 1 or 2. Some allow usb/sd cards to be sent with data but they check everything and no porn it can also take weeks/months to get the card due to searches taking forever. I'f your smart you can splice shit tho or do some advance encyption.

Food in prison is not the same as jail due to state vs federal funding. Federal prison is always better for literally everything. However if you fuck up or get in trouble the punishments are a lot worse.