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crisps

>>18936140
pop corn. Don't use butter on it though

Pork rinds

>>18936140
Peanuts

>>18936140
doritos

>>18936140
Lobster

In the UK they refer to fried fish as "chips", so try replacing chips with fish like they do

>>18936140
Saltine crackers are pretty good.

>>18936140
vegetables

>>18936140
Kale chips

>>18936140
Veggie straws and kale chips are both pretty good and I think healthier for you. If you're a real masochist maybe carrots or celery

>>18936242
>Veggie straws and kale chips
you'd have to pay me to eat that not the other way around

>>18936151
>>18936154
pop corn and pork rinds are good

>>18936242
> Veggie straws
This is a fried potato snack. Don't let the name and multiple colors fool you into thinking it's in any way healthy.

>>18936140
pop corn and nuts.

Calm down eat and drink

>>18936191

>>18936140
Popcorn.

>>18936191
Chips are fries you dumb fuck.

>>18936140
uncooked ramen bricks

>>18936140
For what purpose?

>>18936320
I'm pretty sure they call fish "chips". They call fries "crisps"

>>18936140
Fried onions or oyster crackers

With other chips. Seriously, nothing can replace chips.

>>18936337
How do they call your mother?

Parmesan crisps.

>>18936337
Can't tell if retarded or just American.

>>18936649
Considering fish and chips are popular in America, trolls be trolling

>>18936140
You can't.
If you're worried about the calorie count or like the crunch and taste, it's why your brain likes it and also why you won't find a solid replacement.

I just eat porkrinds and popcorn instead of chips. both are cheaper and slightly healthier.

>>18936140

>>18936140
What’s your reason for replacing them?

>>18936836
It depends

>>18936288
Based Central Illinois beer nuts enjoyer

>>18936791
that's only because it's deep fried, england cheated
>tfw one instance of british ``cuisine'' infiltrated america and they had to deep fry it

>>18936140
cucumber and carrot slices plus low fat dip

>>18936140
I replaced them with pork rinds since going low carb/keto and don't think I'm going back. I squeeze some lime on them and hot sauce they're fucking crack.

>>18936967
>plus low fat dip
as in high sugar dip?

>>18936140
Crisps.

>>18937261
Not everyone buys premade sloppa like you.

>>18937273
What can I say, I'm a window slopper.

>>18936829
Although I have never watched one of this guy's videos and I can tell he's a huge asshole.

Discipline

>>18936140
Banana chips.

>>18936140
smoked cashews and almonds, pistachios. They're more expensive than potato chips but healthier and more filling.

>>18936140
potato knishes

>>18937311

trader joes banana chips are good. they dont have a bunch of extra sugar added

>>18936638
They probably call his mother using a cell phone, anon. :/

>>18936140
It's called krupuk, Adam. There's 100s of varieties already on the market. Maybe make extra crispy krupuk in the oven for your next vid.

>>18936151
That doesn't taste as good tho.

rice crackers (the kind without added sugar)
raw carrots
raw celery
raw sugar snap peas
edamame in the shell (cooked)
popcorn (unbuttered)
seaweed snacks
kale chips

>>18936140
Roasted peanuts. Home-made. You don't need anything else.

>>18936140
if its the starch, use pork rinds or nuts. If its because youre a fat fuck, eat veggies and pork rinds for a SMALL snack, and fucking workout

Veggies and dip

>>18936140

I started eating natural foods. I put the chips away at least 2 or 3 years ago. I don't even regret it. You'll thank yourself later.

I snack on cashews. Those things are addicting. Sometimes cashews + raisins. If I eat chips I try to go for a lesser evil, like chips made from chickpeas. I never go for Lay's or Doritos anymore like I used to. Especially hot Cheetos. I used to love those things the most.

>>18937311
Heck, I havent thought of those for years but they're called plantain chips in these parts.

>>18936173
tpbp
>>18936140
You don't.

nuts and beans. you can make roasted beans and season them however you like. they're cheap and easy to make, abundant and make an underrated snack. i personally like roasted broad beans but lentils are awesome as well because of how tiny they are. really helps when you get that craving for something crunchy like chips. great health benefits as well, loaded with fiber that helps your gut biome!

>>18936636
Crackers, toast, peanuts, rice crackers.

Unsalted nuts.
You can get seaweed chips which are a little better
I love pic related kaki no tane with unsalted peanuts

>>18936829
This one is hilarious because all he does is fill a baking pan with excessive oil so it's just deep frying via oven instead of in a pot on the stove. It's literally deep frying with extra steps

nuts probably have more calories than chips in an normal snacking portion if OP is trying to lose weight

>>18936249
Veggie chips and Kale straws?
Sounds kinda cool, really.
truly though, IDK why popcorn WITH butter is a problem.
What's the end goal?
the biggest problem with those chips is the oils they are cooked in.
If you are going Keto, pork rinds.
If it's calorie reduction...
Again WHY are you getting rid of chips?

>>18936288
>checked beer hall nuts
You know the difference between Beer nuts and Deer nuts?

>>18940009
>Again
>WHY are you getting rid of chips?
I'm not OP.

>>18938244
There are both.
Plantain chips are more like potato chips and banana chips are sweet--both are fried though.

>>18936140
lentil chips

>>18936140
water

no need to. just have a single bag along with a ~70:30 salted popcorn to crisps ratio
I usually add chili or creole seasoning to the popcorn first too before combining them in the same bowl or wtv

>>18936140
Pork rinds.

>>18937354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U

>>18936140
your dad's cock you fucking faggot

>>18939445
Honestly I'd give them a try. If they're good I assume they'd be much healthier than fucking chips.

Asian rice crackers

Can't believe no has said pretzels

>>18941222
why
plain lays are LITERALLY just potatoes, salt, and vegetable oil
they're not exactly unusual.

>>18936288
I'd eat so many nuts if all the good ones werent so expensive. Peanuts are fine for the price but they get old.

Maybe peanut butter and crackers or some store-bought pierogies. You could try drinking protein-rich drinks or low/zero-calorie beverages/sparkling water so it makes you feel full.

>>18941342
>pretzel pieces
too cheap to give me a whole mini pretzel?

>>18938003
potato chips taste like nothing without the oil and salt.
the chip itself is just an oil/salt delivery mechanism
popcorn on the other hand does actually taste good without salt and very little oil.

>>18942277
The best 'mechanism" potato ever had
Potato
Salt
Lard
yum, yum

>>18936140
1) Take any root vegetable and slice it thin. (Of course give yourself a firm base by slicing in half first) (Most are fine to just scrub with a brush but leave unpeeled -- plenty of flavor and nutrients, and you're not serving at a restaurant.)
2) Pat slices relatively dry with paper or cloth. If the veg has a lot of moisture, you can draw it out with some salt or in the microwave at low heat, but I've never found it necessary.
3) brush with oil of choice (or toss in it if particularly porous, like lotus root), season, then put it in a medium-hot pan. Alternatively, bake the fuckers. With an online recipe remember these are thin as fuck, so you need to cook slower at lower heat or they will burn.
4) Give them a few minutes til they're lightly brown, then flip them, then transfer them to a rack or just right on a plate. There's no more oil in these chips than you would use in an air fryer, so there's no need for a drain step, and they're so thin that they're cool quick enough just fine directly on a plate -- thus you should eat them pretty soon after cooking if you want them hot and chewy.
4 alt.) Alternatively, go *really* low and slow in the oven until they are mostly dried out, and brittle, more like potato crisps.

Again, pretty much any root veg works for this. As part of testing out a root veg I haven't tried before, I usually make a small batch of these, among other things.

>>18936140
>What can I replace chips with?
Air popped popcorn
Spray oil on it from a can of cooking spray.
then dust the popcorn with sweeteners like aspartame, and spices like chili powder.
you can also use cinnamon, or powered coffee creamer.

>>18936140
I chain drink coke zeroes. It's not the same but it scratches the same "snack" itch for me

>>18942561
>>18936140
i eat giant bowls of air popped popcorn for lunch all the time. brush and floss afterwards.

carrots and celery

>>18936154
>>18936280
pls elaborate, in my country pork rinds are considered some of the most unhealthy junk food that comes in a bag

>>18936140
>What can I replace chips with?
For what reason are you replacing chips? Cost, or for health reasons? If health reasons, specifically, is it a calorie issue?

For calorie reasons, rice cakes are a pretty good substitute. Although, you're always going to struggle with calories if you don't address the real issue of over-eating. That being said, when I first started counting calories, I bought rice cakes because if I lost self-control and ate the entire bag, it's still only 630 calories which isn't bad. Pic related.

>>18936140
Celery

>>18936829
These people are so gross. Just make a video sucking dick if your so obsessed sloping your visage over every frame. When I look up a cooking video I want to see cooking and food, I don't want to see some guys pores up close.

>>18936242
>Veggie straws
have you ever read the ingredients? they're potato chips

>>18941375
The best nuts in life are free

>>18936140
Cut up some veggie strips (carrots, celery, cucumbers, whatever) and dip 'em in hummus. Unironically mogs 90% of any storebought snack you can think of.
>>18936967
This guy knows what's up.

>>18936829
I think this guy a psychopath. Is it just me?

Coconut and plaintain. I don't buy the picrel stuff. I get the roasted coconut flakes in the bulk section of a local health food store.

>>18942018
oy vey rabbi

>>18936191
based retard

>>18936638
nightly

>>18941342
unfathomably based