/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18922977
>even the Oreos are fat
The absolute state of Americans

The final form is disposing of the shitty "cookies" that are worse than the great value knockoffs and selling just the cream alone

>>18923117
>Cream
More like congealed seed oils

>>18923119
Yes yes, you learned a new word. I'm sure you won't be going on about this like you did about soy for half a decade before a new boogeyman appeared.

>>18923089
god damn get another joke you repetitive fuck.

>>18923119
fpbp

>>18922977
>final form?
No, God knows they’ll do more fucked up shit in the future. You may always think that there’s only so many different things you can do to a cookie, and yet I bet in ten years we might have shit like “Tri-Oreos!” where now the cookie has three sides and looks like a pyramid and there’s an engraving of an eye in the cookie to indicate Oreo ties to the Illuminati and their catchphrase will be some fucked up shit like “Tri em!” and the biblical apocalypse will begin but instead of locusts blotting out the sun in swarms we’ll just have a huge swarm of these fucked up Tri-Oreos flocking through our skies, and when we finally look back at the sun after the Oreos have flown past, it’ll just be this giant fucking Oreo of itself that’s quickly heading straight for us and- OH FUCK ITS ACTUALLY HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US AHHH—

Just a thought.

>>18922977
>he doesn't know

>>18923218
anyone else try and scan that QR to “dunk into the Oreoverse” and have it send you to an ISIS propaganda website? :/

>>18922977
I legit wish they sold oreos with half to a third the original filling amount. The chocolate wafer on it's own is a little dry, but I find icing disgusting in large amounts, just a thin hint would be a nice contrast. The double stuff and these things look horrible.

>>18923242
Based oreoverse
>>18923218
These aren't bad, honestly better than the Most Stuf ones in OP. The flavoring to the thick brick of filling improves it. They should have made the cookies also cookies and cream flavored to go all the way with it though.

>>18922977
Fat cunts just want more sugar. Regular oreos won't satisfy. They need to lose their limbs to diabetes FASTER!

>>18923281
The real answer is probably no one actually wanted these, but someone at Nabiso pointed out to corporate that the filling is 17% cheaper than the cookie so the more space they waste with filling, the more profit they generate. It's just a simple task of convincing gluttons and losers it's what they secretly want because everyone else does >>18923218

>You're missing out if you don't buy the shittier ones with more sweet crap in them!
>Awww sheeet Clara, get our carts ready we gotta get to Walmart before they all get took!

>>18922977
never understood why people love them so much. the only good thing about them is the cream, the biscuit is bland, way too rough and hard and it tastes like low quality sugar cracker or something.

>>18923485
nuffin like a roit propa biscuit cheerio

>>18922977
I liked the old mint ones, I've only ever seen those in Georgia. I liked them too much since I'd devour a whole package at once, I lacked discipline.

>>18923148
Its not a joke.

>>18923148
knock knock

>>18923502
fuck you yank i dont talk like that
imagine calling football soccer just to spite the rest of the world.
and to top it all you measure shit in football fields and yards and whatnot.

>>18923117

>>18923717
>tfw the yanks call it a "burger and fries" instead of a beefy willingham on limey toast with chippy lippy tomato dippy

>>18922977
Kill yourself nigger

>>18923783
;d

>>18923148
Get another belt loop you rotund fuck.

>>18923523
They sell these in Cali, or at least they did.
I used them to make the crust for Grasshopper Pie.

>>18923089
I fucking hate americans so much it's unreal.

>>18923717
>you measure shit in football fields
I get the joke and all, good joke but does the rest of the world not do this? like obviously not our football fields or maybe not even soccer fields but like idk, 3 car lengths might be another thing we say to easily give rough estimates of things happening in the road. you guys don't use objects and shit like that? you always try to break it down into meters?

Classic oreos already had the perfect ratio. Even double stuffed are stupid. Simple as.

>>18923201
I hope that happens in ten years actually, why not?

>>18922977
Now put all the filling into one

Oewos are so overhyped

>>18923854
this post is so weird i can't even begin to explain how much
>you always try to break it down into meters?
we don't try, it comes naturally when you have a well adjusted unit of measurement rather than one thing being equal to 12 of the other, that one being 36 of the next and the mile being 1760 of the one inbetween
so yes, we even measure women's worth and depreciation by taking the metres(kilometres) of cock she's had adjusted to her age and body weight in kilograms and her body measurements in centimetres

>>18923201

first time I've laughed in years

>>18923918
My wife and I laugh till we cry a couple times a year

>>18923485
How the fuck are they not puking everywhere

>>18923201
Best post

I'm kind of surprised that nobody's mentioned dunking the oreos in chocolate milk yet, that's a tasty treat and cute girlfriends like it

>>18922977
>half of people buy double stuf, or split regular shitty oreos just to get enough cream from the stingy jewish regular oreos
YES, you fucking asshole, I think it's just fine. also, fuck you

>>18924552
Its just oreos, don't go shooting up a school or shopping mall or something like that.

>>18924568
You trying to downplay the importance of Oreos?!?

>>18923259
They used to do that.

>>18923838
Wtf I thought eating raw meat was for shredded alpha gigachads??

>>18923089
>>18923672
>>18923712
>>18923817
>>18923838

Chocolate creme oreos were the best, Don't @ me.

>>18923717
Soccer (or assoccer) is an abbreviation of Association football originally coined by the Brits anon, it was to distinguish it from rugby football

>>18923916
The universe runs on base 12, making American measurement the superior system.

>>18923201
Kek'd

r8 my Oreos

>>18923838
They do that in Germany (and neighbouring countries) too. Mett or something.
It's a bit more elegant when they do it though.

>>18927361
good enough. it's time i leave the thread and remove it from the thread watcher.

>>18922977
please be fake

Ever have fried one?

>>18923485
Imagine the immune system

These are the best Oreos. Fight me. The filling is overrated and the texture of these when you bite them is amazing.

>>18924477
They're Indian.

>>18927522
Not sure it works like that senpai.

>>18923712
>who's there?
FAT
>fat who?
AMERICAN
>which american?
literally any of them just pick one

>>18923218
>slit appears when opened
wow he's just like me

>>18922977
The final form is "Oops! All cream" where they just sell you a tube of filling

>>18927413
Looks like stuff one would put in a rat trap

>>18928277
I bought something like that in south florida, a girlfriend and I were chilling out trying to get out of the hotday sun and I bought this tube of some kind of salmon stuff for finland/sweeds/norway we each put it on crackers and tried it out, looked at each other and spit out into a garbage bin. That shit was nasty. No wonder those folk are so fucked in their heads.

>>18922977
But the cookie is the best part

>>18928277

>>18924514
h-how old is your "girlfriend"?

>>18923242

>>18923201
actually lmao'd, good shit anon

>>18923218
oh look, the autism watch attention whore guy

people who prefer the white part of the oreo have something genuinely wrong with them.

>>18927522
Yeah, your white blood cells figured out the trick to keep them alive
Turn their intestines into the pneumatic vacuum tubes you see at banks.
When the food hits your stomach, its like pressing the green SEND button.

Growing up is realizing the chocolate part of the oreo is actually the best part

>>18923523
I usually like mint stuff but for some reason I hated these. This on the other hand is a million times better

>>18922977
I want to pull two of them apart and make a double moststuf.

>>18928326
They still tasted pretty good

>>18929478
The green Sneed button

>>18927522
lol

>>18923838
do amerisharts really?

>>18927434
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>18927476
bought a fair corndog french fries, a elephant ear and fried oreos, they were crazy tasty but too filling and eating trash while standing around a bunch of teenagers and families trying not to stare people in the eyes randomly is pretty wack.

>>18924477
>>18927522
Fucking pajeets, man. Say what you want about chinks, but chinks usually only eat ""Exotic"" wild animals and the like. Pajeets can straight-up eat 3 month old dogshit covered in piss with zero issues

>>18931028
>corndog french fries
That seems pretty good for chilling out on a Sunday night

>>18927540
it's true