/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Too much.
Gimme a normal vanilla cone

Option E

>>18908283
I'm ok thanks

sprinkle cake

>>18908283
Throw them all in the trash and order two scoops of vanilla instead

chocky chippy

>>18908283
Top left looks the least abominable

>>18908283
Nope, not in the mood to OD on sugar today. Coffee, please.

I hate instagram-oriented cuisine so fucking much.

>>18908289
At least this one actually looks like the sort of thing you’d want to eat.

>>18908283
I feel my foot getting amputated just looking at this diabetic fuel

These all look good, but they look like too much of a pain in the ass to actually eat.

>>18908283
Top left is fine. The others look too sweet.
>>18908289
>mint+peanut butter
gross
>>18908348
You're already dangerously unhealthy if a decadent dessert is all that stands between you and chopping off your feet.

>>18908283
That M&M one is aesthetic, looks like a chick with huge cans. I pick that one.

>>18908283
Quadrant II. chocolate, but no frozen M&Ms.

>>18908283
A or top left is the only one that looks somewhat edible
fuck the other 3

>>18908283
I want them all.

>>18908882
You get nothing.

>>18908290
you have to pick one
do it

>>18908894
I want my money back

>>18908283
None, i prefer adult deserts.

mint chocolate chip

>>18908894

>>18908283
I had something like this but not quite so extreme recently, it was ice cream inside some sort of bread with some syrups (I might be misremembering on the syrup) a wafer stick and a sour strap sticking out of the bread

they gave it to you in a cup the bread stuck out of and after I had eaten most of it I tried taking the bread out to discover there was a hole in the bottom, baffles me they would have had it set up that way

>>18908950
Trim your nails.

>>18908966
As for OP I guess I would go top right
I wonder if bottom right being tranny colors means anything or it's just a coincidence

>>18908283
Seems like a fucking mess to eat. I prefer my ice cream pure vanilla, in a bowl or maybe cone if on the move.

The one with the slice of cake

>>18909110
>Seems like a fucking mess to eat.
You must be 18 to post on this site.

>>18909110
based missionary position only lights off poster

>>18908289
Based Friendly's poster
>>18908381
You will never know the joy of getting Friendly's ice cream as a child

>>18908283
Why in te society if you pass out because of alcohol you're being frown upon, but if you pass out because of sugar rush everything is fine?

>>18909694
for me it's the Jim Dandy

>>18909699
based troublesome alcoholic.

>>18909699
I've never heard of someone pass out because of sugar rush.

>>18908283
Bottom right. They all look like a fucking endeavor, but I've got a weakness for rock candy.

>>18910253
Nobody does. It's a cope fabricated by the cheeto stained fingers of the rabbi who's monitoring this thread.

>>18910253
Yet you probably heard of a dozen of people passing out because they got drunk. Is this fair that news sources cover up all those sugar rush incidents and overexpose us to drunk incidents?

>>18910275
HDU

>>18910305

>>18910300
There's no such thing as overexposure.

>>18908942
>fedora; the dessert

>>18908283
I’d rather not

>>18908942
The cheese course is different than the dessert course.

>>18908942
soup sounds like a better dessert than a fucking cheese board

>>18909664
> mating press is not hot enough for him

>>18911259
I read this as one of those V:TM spin-offs and that was a wild couple minutes.

>>18911259
that's funny because atheisttards are more likely to eat goyslop

For me it's a tartufo with grand Marnier poured over top

>>18911548
>>>/pol/

>>18911780
>>>/lgbt/

>>18908967
but anon
that's a grill

>>18911979
In that case, paint them. What's the point of having long nails if you aren't going to do anything with them?

>>18908283
Too much, please get those away from me.

>>18908942
That's not a dessert numbskull, but that is delicious. I'll stick with my sweet wine and fruit.

>>18908283
I'd love to just push all the stuff on top off to the side and let it plop down on the table and then just drink the milkshake by itself.

If I ever go to a restaurant that serves one of these I'm definitely going to do that. Consider it might tip.

>>18908283
None of the above. Triple Gooberberry Sunrise please.

>>18908283
I'm good.

>>18908966
Isnt that a trudel?

>>18908283
>You may only choose one.

>>18913969
Looks like it, although I think they were using a different name

>>18908283
are you gonna kill me if i dont play your little game?

>>18908283
ITT: people who will soon lose a toe to diabetes.

Also I fucked your mothers.

>>18914004
>ch*colate on the cinnamon one
ruined.

>>18912894
they're called french tips

>live 30 minutes out of town
>don't want to sit in the store eating ice cream
>don't want to fill my freezer with containers
thanks for reading blog

>>18908283
All of them. Straight up having a slice of cake on the top right is cheating though.

>>18914004
Probably Cap'n Crunch. Lucky Charms are awful and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is fine but I agree with the other poster, chocolate is a big no thank you. The Cap'n Crunch looks like it has bananas on it too so that's probably tasty.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>18908283
i'd demolish all four of those in one sitting.

>>18917066
actually, scratch that. i'd devour every single dessert posted in this thread in one sitting.

>>18910300
Checked, I fully believe this now.

Feel the Dixie soul growing inside all.
Oh god it won’t stop.

DIXIELAND DIXIELAND DIXIELAND

>>18917115
Dixieland is like the adult version of Disney land and everything is free because the entire world has been post-scarcity THE ENTIRE TIME.

>>18917066
>>18917079
Oh shit, it's Mr. Creosote!

>>18908289
Even as an adult, sometimes I still order the monster mash sundae. A true classic.

>>18917115
Based confederate schizo. The South shall rise again.

>>18908289
This one is less likely to give you diabetes even if it doesnt fill you up.

>>18917410
If you're eating a dessert to "fill yourself up", you've got bigger problems.

>>18908400
Nothing wrong with huge cans but add some of this chocolate syrup, it's good for the chick's nipples.

>>18915437
Not liking lucky charms isn't the way to get into the good graces of leprechauns.

>>18915437
Maybe you just didn't the capn crunch with crunch berrys, those can make all the difference, also try using chocolate milk instead of whatever you're using.

>>18908283
choccy chip please

>>18908894
Here's yours

>>18908283
top left is the only ones that looks pretty good.
it's just a combination of normal, reasonably "natural" ingredients that can go in an ice cream.
the ones on the right make my teeth hurt just to look at it.
the m&ms one can be edible if disassembled and eaten separately, little by little

>>18908950
ywnbaw.


Coffee ice cream is the best.

>>18908289
I swear there was a book I read as a kid that produced an icecream desert that looked just like that. Makes me want to eat that.

>>18918367
Why would you want to eat a book anon

>>18918420
It's made out of ice cream...

>>18917079
>>18917066
Based fellow gourmand.

>>18908283
I have not eaten ice cream in months and honestly don't miss it.

>>18909713
Based Jim Dandy poster