/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sounds about right

>>18893566
>blacks
We say nigger round these parts anon

>everyone's face having to endure another kingly moment

>>18893566
looks like a pretty good burger
you also got a good laugh

>>18893566
>Pic related. Our burger.
I would walk out too. Wouldn't chimp out though.

>>18893566
Sheeeeeiiiiit son I could get this mofucka for a dolla n change at MICKdonalds. Ayo let's roll out, here we go

itt: children that belong on /pol/

>>18893566
How much is your shitty double smash burger that looks like a cow pie with TOPPINGS on the bottom, OP?

>>18893642
this. faggot /pol/tards aren’t funny and can never come up with anyone even remotely clever to say.

>XD BLACK PEOPLE CAME TO MY RESTAURANT Wtf
kys

>>18893566
ayo bitch ass nigga can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AYO BRUH LEMME GET A BUCKET

>>18893566
I remember these threads

>>18893702
KEK that frightened little cityslicker soyboy probably wishes he was driving a car now

>>18893742
Nah he did the right thing, lots of wild animals have rabies.

>>18893566
>Three patties
Are you a lardass?

>>18893566
How much?
My local does burgers that look like yours for $3.99 and $4.75 w/bacon.
Cheese curds are $1.99.

>>18893742
It's called a jew, anon.

>>18893765
>cheese curds
Flyover opinion discarded

>>18893642
>>18893669
On ME we finna school these niggas, aight hea' we come

>>18893765
Just because it's cheap doesn't mean it's good or quality Cletus.

>>18893749
>Nah he did the right thing
Hes riding on crusty dusty public transportation, hes doing it all wrong.
>lots of wild animals have rabies.
kek

>>18893784
>for me, it's the highly processed, corn-starch coated leftovers
It's nice to make a profit off you concrete clowns.

>>18893566
>>>/pol/

>>18893566
Gross greasy sloppa, mcdonalds is really better

>>18893566
the cheapest bun on that burger

>>18893566
TNB

>>18893566
>that untoasted sad store-bought bun
>those flavorless crustless patties
>that undercooked american cheese
looks just as bad as mcdonalds but I reckon 3 low quality patties stacked up like that would make it even worse

>>18893566

I'll take "Things that totally, really happened" for 400, Ken

Why are some of you kids glorifying subhuman negroid culture?

>>18893566
How much your dad charge for that burger?

I'll be honest the beef looks fuckin' great, but the bun and assembly don't look worth a huge charge. I guess it's hard to tell bun quality from a photo... but I'm very much anti-"bottomings"... you end up with a mess down there because all the weight is pushin' down on it and the juice... bottom half of bun just sorta gets lost...

>>18894123

im one of the good ones!

>niggers come into my shop with a blown tire
>tell them we don't have that size
Simple as.

>>18893566
old but gold

>>18894152
ewwww a grease monkey

>>18894163
>my shop

>>18893566
>>18893642
>How much is your shitty double smash burger
This. Story means nothing unless we know the price faggot

>>18894171
powerful if true

>>18893566
Yep, they have class and sophisticated people of society I see them represented in the news everyday

>>18894146
How can you communicate after your death?

>>18893566
I wanna take your side but from that pic I agree with the black people

>>18893742
I would bet money you look identical to him 2bh.

At least the BLM movement has ended
Burn
Loot
Murder

>>18893566
>cares about "quality"
>uses cheapest mass produced bun straight off walmart chelves
>cheap shredded iceburg lettuce
>american "cheese"

ok whatever pal. anyone can grill a fucking smash patty. that shit doesn't even look appetizing.

>>18894210
Wait...
>black... people?

What?

>>18894219
Yeah, they cashed out with quite a few mansions and close to 14 billion cash.

>newfags still falling for the pasta a decade later
It's over for zoomer cancer.

>>18894243
Ever since snacks left and kiddie stuff started being frowned upon, everything went to shit.

At least 12chan is coming back in 2 months.

This is pasta you fucking newfags

>>18894243
I knew that it was pasta but I've never seen the original. his "dads own burger place" is mcdonalds, isn't it?

>>18894258
It's hamburgers you blind idiot. Wrong thread?

>>18894258
Sad you know this fag.

>>18893702
Obnoxious or not I'm mirin

>>18893566
How much would he charge for my homemade zinger burgers? 1 chicken thigh, hit with a kitchen mallet, soaked in milk, add spices to flour and coat the thigh, special burger sauce based on mayo with relish and spices added to it. Large brioche bun, cheese, lettuce and tomato fillings.

>>18894328
What kind of cheese is that?

Haven't seen this pasta in a while.

>>18894332
Aged cheddar, why?

>>18894337
Because I like to identify shit.

>>18894338
I like preteens

>>18893566
from wichita falls right?

>>18894344
N-no why

>>18894328
what kind of animal doesn't melt their burger cheese? also the double chicken burger is ridiculously big. why not just use one chicken thigh so you could eat it without breaking your jaw?

>>18894197
billywitchdoctor.com

>>18894352
They are both doubles just one turned out bigger for some reason, that is one thigh in each burger. And I aint melting shit son, I like my cheese in tact, I cant have melted cheese, and sauce that would be too wet to maintain consistency when I like to load the burger up. Can't have it all sloppy. You have to think in advance if you want to be a burger king like me.

>>18893566
>see pic related

yeah, those niggers were in the right anon . Tell your dad to stop selling overpriced goyslop.

>>18893566
black people are just americans that you are actually noticing in person.
this is what you people are like when you visit other countries.

>>18894415
rent free

Oh look, the Canadians are here.

>>18893642
i don't go to /pol/ and i dislike black people

Copypasta.

We used to run a hair salon in an expensive city, and once in a while Black people that clearly can't afford the services come in and ask for the price. We tell them the (high) price, and unlike other people (white people usually just say excuses like "I'll be back" and leave) they get angry at you and say it's too fucking expensive. They huff and puff for a few seconds and then finally leave.

Not sure what their problem is.

>>18894502
Again with the

>black "people"

Stop it.

>>18894219
Just wait until the next presidential election.

>>18893566
This is systemic racism in a nutshell
A rich white man owns a restaurant that intentionally prices his burgers too high for a group of less fortunate POCs.
He forces them out of the store and then cries foul on the internet that they exist.

I wish I knew what your business was, so I could protest it with a brick.
Truly sickening, BE BETTER

>>18893566
That is not looks like quality burger though, just like upgraded mcd.

>>18894643
lmao what the fuck is that? why is the bottom bun made from chainmail?

>>18893566
lol
>get your dad to fund a food truck that sells burgers with watermelon slices on it
>get some wagie hipster to run it, let it become popular
>open up larger truck, purchase large insurance due to "fire"
>host a cheap day, McNigger burger for $2.50 or something (shitty beef, but lots of sauce)
>halfway through, say you're all out of waddymelon slices
>riots ensue, fire follows
You and your dad make bank of nigs and their niggerisms

I do not eat beefburgers

>>18894645
>he doesn't eat chainmail cheeseburgers & gambeson fries.
Settle thine gaze upon this jobbernowl.

never understood a non-fast food restaurant putting plastic nasty ass kraft singles on their burgers. It's disgusting, just cheap. Do smoked gouda or cheddar or something jfc

>>18894940
i agree 99.99% of the time
mcdonalds american is different. it is actually tasteless, but adds something. any other american i have from a chain has a tinge of a taste of something gross, but mcdonalds is great

>>18894940
Unfortunately for you, when actual burger joints do this, they are less successful because everyone but you knows that American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it doesn't split.

Cope, seethe, and dialate minority tastelet!

>>18894996
>because it doesn't split
Lots of real cheese don't split. Some of them even can be fried without any coating.

>>18895056
post photos of it then instead of cringe-ass "halloumi" or whatever your inferior non-burger ass thinks is appropriate

>>18895062
Nah

>>18894996
> everyone but you knows that American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it doesn't split.
I also watched The Menu recently

>>18895102
Between us, me being the majority burger bro, and you posting photos of something called "halloumi", would you consider is the ape hand as opposed to the white male human hand?

>>18893566
>Our burger
I'd eat it gladly. It looks like a well made, traditional burger.

>>18895114
>something called "halloumi"
Clearly, you aren't a cheese connoisseur.
Pics are kinda random, don't mind.

>>18895155
I'm enough of a cheese connoisseur to know that American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it doesn't split...

>>18893566
I swear to fucking god I saw this thread ages ago. Ages. Maybe even as a Screencap. Somebody help me out. Schizo moment???

This is why it's essential to live in a country without them

>>18895163
Did you had ever tried cheese fondue? It doesn't split as well, and was invented before Kraft slices.