/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fries
fries
burger
fries
more burger
more fries
finish the burger
finish the fries

>>18879386
based, reasonable and normal human being-pilled

>>18879386
this

You think too much of others.

>>18879376
OP reverses his opinion in 3, 2, 1...

>>18879376
Nah you gotta eat them fries while they are hot. Cold fries are just meh. The burger will wait and will get better by absorbing juices. Plus fries are stealable, gotta eat that shit if you are in company. No one gonna nab your half eaten burger.

>>18879376
No it isn't. Steak will go cold faster then a burger will. Fries will go cold faster then mashed potatoes will. So from a strictly utilitarian perspective, fries before the burger and steak before the mashed is the best order.

But from a more practical perspective, eating a burger is a two handed affair. So you have to put the burger down, clean your hands, then pick up a fry.

>>18879376
I wouldn't be able to finish the burger if I ate the fries first. I think the fries are to round off the meal so if the burger makes you 70% full, you top off with the fries.

>>18879376
But what if you have all you can eat fries? Then you want to pig out on fries, you can save the burger for a follow up meal.

What these places need as a side is some pickles.

>>18879397
This guy knows.

Take a good bite out of your burger so no one can steal it. Eat the fries before someone steals them. Then go back to eating the burger.

i do both of those things

>>18879397
This is a correct assessment of objective reality, both in the physical sense and the sociological. You adapt to reality. You do not attempt to pretend reality adapts to you.

>>18879376
>Start fries, ensuring taste and heat are adequate
>Go to burger, two bites ensuring taste is consistent and cook level is adequate
>Mix the two as you please from there
This is objectively the only sane way do not (you) me

>>18879376
That is foolishness.
If I end up full and I can't finish my meal I'd rather leave fries than burger.

I personally put the fries in the burger you know how you put hot chips in a hoagie

>>18879376
I get a triple with cheese and skip fries and drink water. I work out 30 hours a week

>>18879376
Yeah you're supposed to eat everything in alphabetical order

It is done thusly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvZzhBZlH-0

>>18879386
This is the way

>>18879386
Swap the last two.
I tend to finish the burger last so that the aftertaste of the burger is in my mouth rather than the fries. (Or I don't finish my fries)

>>18879396
so incredibly based. he's doing it wrong and he doesn't give a flying shit. probably doing it to piss the lib cucks off. a true rebel fighting the establishment. my man

>>18879376
not eating things separately is what psychopaths do.
the fries are to be eaten first because they are the appetizer.
then the burger because it's the main course.
then the shake because it's the dessert.

the fact that you don't think in this manner means you are an uncivilized hog.
you are legitimately a psychopath.

>>18879376
no no no first the fries, then the burger. keep the best for last
when you burp hours later, it should be burger you taste

shit cum and fart a shit out of my asshole

>>18879376
I also do that. I save the best part for last so the aftertaste stays longest.

>>18880239
crazy how a hamster living in florida just typed this out and im reading it on my computer in evropa

>>18879376
Why is the hamburger noclipping through the table

>>18879386
I'll have to run that experiment next time. I always eat a few fries and I always finish the fries after the burger.

>>18880087
https://vocaroo.com/188adfpKIXaz

Who would serve a steak with mash? I'm generally against violence, but this makes me reconsider that point in favour of a slate of pogroms against perpetrators of such atrocity.

>>18879386
Nah you should always take a bite of the burger first

>>18880060
Exactly this

>>18880841
I don't think I've ever had mash with just steak but I think I will now to annoy you.

>>18879386
this but also the last fries are to be dipped in the dessert
>>18880892
wrong

>>18879376
My sister used to eat my fries while I was eating my burger so I learned I had to eat my fries first.

>>18879396
He already ate the main burger. That other burger is a 2nd side he'll eat after finishing his fries.

>>18880214
I put fries inside the burger and dip them in the milkshake
get fucked

>>18879396
>diet coke
Trump lost
>>18880946
Cope

>>18880233
I prefer fries as a palate cleanser

>>18880246
burger aftertaste gets gross after a while

>>18880963
Maybe if you get bad burgers.

>>18879376
I'm a fries before burger eater. Here is my reasoning...
>Burger taste much much better than fries
>Eating burger before fries leaves me underwhelmed with fries
>Eating fries while eating burger dilutes burger eating experience

1. Eat fries
>Nice! Tasty fries!
2. Sip
>Palate cleansed
3. Eat burger
>It's very good!

And no, nothing gets cold or whatever, you friggin' slow eaters.

fart shit and then my asshole cums out of your mouth

>>18881052
cool post deathclown420

I always eat the fries first, because it only takes a few minutes for them to become stale and inedible.

>>18880982
id rather get maximum enjoyment out of the burger so i eat it first while im at my hungriest, even at the expense of a mediocre fry-eating experience, since fries are just filler for the meal anyway

>fries
You mean onion rings, right...?

>>18879530
>end up full after a single box of fast food fries
What's the opposite of an apex predator? Because that's you, baby.

>>18879376
>food analogy

>>18879530
Skill and stomach issue, honestly.
>>18879460
>>18879420
Based, though I'm not sure what you look like that people are going to steal food off your plate. Fries have a quality half life of about 3-6 minutes depending on the cut. Big burgers are easily too hot to be properly enjoyed for about 5 minutes, with a half life of 10 thereafter. Chug the fries.

This also applies to drinks. Not sure if any of you order both a fun drink and a water at a restaurant (I do and most people around me do, too), but I tend to chug about half of my pop or milkshake if I order that shit, and then I wait 10 minutes for food to show up. If there's no sign of food, I'm finishing that shit at a moderate pace. Might save 1/4 of it explicitly to be enjoyed alongside the food.

>>18880060
>I prefer a slab of thick meat taste to last longer in my mouth
Gheey

>eat hot fries and warm burger
>eat hot burger and cold fries
pick one

>>18881319
this
fries go cold fast as fuck and they're fucking disgusting when cold

>>18879392
>>18879391
nah yall are psychotic, you bite the burger first

>>18879376
Put the fries in the burger

>>18879376
>fry (singular)
>fry (singular)
>optional: fry (singular)
>burger bite (singular)
>REPEAT FROM HERE
>fold fry (one or two) in half, thirds, or quarters (as necessary)
>put on bitten part of burger
>bite burger with folded fry or fries included
>REPEAT UNTIL HERE
>throughout: pull on drink as necessary
Objectively correct, and I won't hear otherwise.

>>18881323
buns get soggy retard

>>18881518
Are yours soggy now?

>>18879376
fries start to become nasty when they cool down.
burgers do not.

always eat fries first.

one

at

a

time

>>18879484

>>18879376
>Remove bottom bun from burger and place on napkin
>Eat all the fries before they get cold
>Burgers internal temp now perfectly consistent between the inside and the outside resulting in perfect equilibrium
>Reassemble
>Eat burger
>Girlfriend looks at me funny
>Leave
It's that simple.

>>18879376
Is that guy fat? I bet he's fat.

Sides exist for a reason: Because individuals vary greatly in their energy needs - micronutrients? Not so much, the same multivitamin is often approaching for people in entirely different weight classes. But when it comes to macros? Yeah. I run every morning, work out every day, work a physical job, and walk my dog twice a day, I guarantee a serving for me is three for you. If you're eating all of the side first, if you're deferring gratification by gratifying yourself on something marginally less gratifying that doesn't even *really* gratify you because you're seeing it through the lens of delaying gratification you are truly beyond hope. It's the same kind of person who gets bored watching TV unless they have a one kilogram bucket of milk duds to gorge on.

>>18881711
Cool image macro. Did you make it when you were ten?

>>18879386
Anyone who doesn't do this should be sterilized and put in a death camp

>>18879376
I used to eat like this as a child. Couldn't tell you why. Fortunately I grew out of it.

>>18879376
Meal components:
>Real meal: Burger
>Nutritious necessity: Veggies/salad
>Pointless filler: Fries/Mash/Rice/etc
You should eat the nutritious necessity first, THEN the real meal, and ONLY then, if you're still hungry, eat some of the filler.
I've seen people even get full on the filler and leave the real meal unfinished.
Zoomers don't even know how to EAT properly lmfao

i always eat everything separately. salad first, then soup, then possibly 3rd side, then meat. also i don't drink while eating.
except when it's a frozen dinner that has mashed potatoes and corn, then i can mix those, but always save the best for last.

>>18881497
otherwise

>>18879400
A mouthful of steak and mashed potato together is better than mouthfuls of steak and potato separately. From a strictly utilitarian perspective you're missing the forest for the trees.

Additionally, if your fries or your burger are going cold, then your portion size is too large.

Burger first, then fries. No exceptions.

>>18882152
no
the burger is your reward for finishing the fries
the second half of the burger is your reward later that day when i get hungry again

>>18882162
what a absolute unit kitty

It's a race against time to enjoy the fries at their absolute best if they've come straight out of the fryer.

burger thread?

>>18882175
you've come to the right place

>>18882181
thats a big folder

>>18879376
>in today's episode, /ck/ argues about the purpose of side dishes
You eat the fries in between bites of the burger.
Whichever you finish first is entirely preference (if you give a shit) or incidence (if you don't)
Anons like >>18880214 are retarded, because fries are a side dish, not an appetizer.

>>18882189
For you.

I can't believe how many based and trans girls are in this forum page.

tfw you tell the fast food place you want it made fresh but you're also hungry

>>18879386
this but exactly with no deviation

>>18879376
I just eat whatever's physically closest to my hands.

the last bite has to be burger. otherwise what will i taste when i burp later?

>>18882071

>>18879400
Why would you clean your hands while switching between two foods you eat with your hands?

Put fries onto the burger master race reporting in.

>>18879386
based

>>18879386
a couple fries in the car
get home, wolf down burger
leisurely eat fries

>>18879386
FPBP

>>18879376

id rather throw not fresh perfectly crispy fries in the dumpster out back while bang ur mum.

>>18879386
entire burger first
then fries
fries are basically dessert

>>18879376
You people are amateurs. Pros put their fries ON the burger and eat both at the same time.

You don't have the best one.
Also
>fries
I would rather eat 2 burgers.

Oh my god OP who fucking cares just kill yourself

>>18882206
anime?

>>18884374
learn to use saucenao

i take a bite of the burger, chew it a bit and shove some fries in and chew it all together

too much fate in this thread

>>18881319
This.

>>18880841
I cannot think of a more suitable side to a delicious, juicy steak than velvety mashed potatoes to ensconce them in before every bite.

>>18879376
I dont understand why anyone eats either.

>>18880214
you are a fucking faggot with an obsessive compulsive disorder

>>18880841
another fucking nigger bastard in the thread

>>18882206
Bóurgaire

>>18879376
>I think people who eat all the fries first before touching the burger are insane.
well these people don't exist in real life, so you're probably fine
pic related is a twitter troll post, just like every troll post, engineered to drive engagement. thank you for your service.

>>18880214
>tell me you're an autist without telling me you're an autist