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>>18872075
That's not steak, but yes, that's exactly how a prime rib should look. Fucking delicious.

prime rib is supposed to look like that

>>18872075
Thats prime rib but it is cooked perfectly. Just needs a little horseradish

Prime rib is boomer chow, you're supposed to gum on it with your dentures soaking in a glass of prune juice in between shaking your first at Fox News anchors who have fallen victim to woke madness unlike the anchors on OAN the last bastion of reason and logic. Nobody under 60 eats prime rib except as a kind of ironic retro thing. So are you an obnoxious zoomer hipster trying to be edgy or are you a hayseed still living in the mid 20th century, one and only one must be true.

>>18872111
so true bestie

>>18872075
The seething cook your steak well done guy can't stop seething. It's hilarious. Everyone point and laugh with me!

>>18872075
that is a ribeye roast, not a steak
now this is a steak...

>>18872137
looks tough and sinewy

to be honest i just love beef and will eat it rare or well done ive had good versions of both ends ot he the spectrum

>>18872137
What does it look like cut

>>18872095
Can you not see the creamy horseradish dip in the picture?

>>18872158
The same as OPs, he just seared the top and bottom instead of leaving it as a roast.

They're the same cut of beef and should both be prepared rare or medium rare, the difference is one will have a seared outer edge (OPs roast slice) the other one the flat sides are seared instead like a normal steak.

>>18872075
Can somebody explain the steak meme to me? I am new here,
Not the food but the way you treat it like some in-joke. It’s almost like a political statement

Prime rib is for fucking fags and women. You may as well eat a veggie burger. Completely flavorless for pussies afraid to chew their food.

>>18872328
... What?

Ribeye is the MOST flavourful cut because of the abundance of intramuscular fats. It's also not SUPER tender (but still pretty tender) so you need to chew it.

It's not like filet mignon that is as soft as butter with less flavor (since there isn't much fat in the tenderloin)

>>18872075
That’s prime rib. I prefer it to steak. You should have some fresh horseradish with it and a glass of red wine.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEXss4Km2xo

>>18872443
that looks tasty and thats coming from someone who prefer ribeyes over prime rib .

>>18872324
It's not a meme. Some people come to /ck/ because they like food and cooking, and some people only see /ck/ as another board to shitpost on. The latter group doesn't really care about food or know much about it, so anything that seems outside of their wheelhouse will be ridiculed. Most of these people are poor and only ever ate McDonald's burgers and well-done steak, so that's what they think is normal.

>>18872324
steak is an expression of masculinity
the more manly the steak, the more manly you are

>The main route of transmission for Toxoplasmosis Gondii is rare and undercooked meat
Rarefags have cat lady disease. Never forget.

>>18872193
No I cant

>>18872508
Weird how it's known as the cat lady disease and not the rare steak eaters disease considering there are a LOT more people who eat rare steaks than the are crazy cat ladies. So you'd assume the steak eaters would be the poster-child case for Toxoplasmosis instead of cat ladies.

>>18872075
>Do people actually like their steak cooked like this?
no people routinely eat and drink things the detest like bear, wine, whiskey, coffee, broccoli, brussels sprouts, etc...

of course we do moron.

>>18872140
>looks tough and sinewy

>>18872328
>Completely flavorless for pussies afraid to chew their food.
if manliness was tied to how much one had to chew then men would only eat brisket steaks.

>>18872540
STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME WITH FACTS!

>>18872075
Restaurants will always err toward cooking a steak more rare than the customer orders because that way they can still use that steak and just put it back on the grill. A too-well-done steak will be a total loss and they won't make money on that customer, possibly even a table of three if their margins are shit, which in the restaurant industry, they are.

>>18872502
>steak is an expression of masculinity. the more manly the steak, the more manly you are
True. But if you want to be a REALIST OF REAL man, eat some steak with your daughter

>>18872324
>I am new
Lurk moar faggot.

>>18872075
The best meat that you can eat.

>>18872502
>steak is an expression of masculinity
It can be.
>the more manly the steak, the more manly you are
In your case it would obviously be an expression of your insecurity about your own masculinity though.

>>18872075
Looks superb.

>>18872540
It's almost as if the food burner was talking shit.

>>18872502
>steak is an expression of masculinity
the more manly the steak, the more manly you are
men who drive "muscle cars" have small penises and they drive these cars to make up for their lack of masculinity. men who order a 24 ounce steak instead of a more suitable 16 ounce steak likely have small dicks

>>18872443
I made prime rib for christmas dinner last year, and took the leftovers and made sandwiches with arugula, caramelized onions, and horseradish mayo with them. Probably my new favorite sandwich.

>>18873021
>men who order a 24 ounce steak instead of a more suitable 16 ounce steak likely have small dicks
Depends, an athlete or someone doing lots of physical activity needs more food. If ordering a bigger steak just because you think it'll make you more manly, then yes, you are right.

>>18872075
It's like you sousvide a steak them forgot to sear it lol. The crust is the best part.

>>18872324
If you eat good steak, you are top grade A #1 person very good very admirable. If you eat bad steak or no steak, you are a big dirty stinker no thanks stay away.

>>18872137
I've got two of these I'm planning on doing up tomorrow. I usually just pan sear both sides and then baste in butter with thyme and rosemary with some garlic.

I think I might like prime rib more than any steak. When done right it has a nice crust, a bunch of perfectly softened fat, and when the meat is rare like that it melts in your mouth like filet.

>>18872075
saw some youtube short with prime rib telling everyone who thinks its bloody a pussy and 99% of zoomer viewers thought something like this is disgusting and genuinely raw

>am*ricans will literally eat raw meat
That is just disgusting. Genuinely disgusting. Do you enjoy eating an disgusting, soft goop?

>>18872075
>steak
That's prime rib, you uninformed a-hole.

>>18872075
tbqh i don't particularly enjoy how the fat in the inner parts of the roast don't render down well
i'd prefer a little sear after the steaks are sliced from the roast but that kinda defeats the purpose of the roast doesn't it
>>18872137
now this is what i'm talking about

>>18874021
Why can't I bad-mouth Mexicans (who deserve it) on this board, but y'all sub-humans can bad-mouth America at will? But yeah, all decent people will eat raw tuna, maybe salmon, beef if you're cool enough.

>>18872075
I eat my steak well done with lots of seasoning, all you blood drinking cavemen faggots can suck a dick and catch intestinal parasites

>>18873021
thats not neceissarily true
a man may have the foundations of insecurities set in him before he has grown to have a large penis and infact may live an overcompensating lifestyle despite having no penis problems

>>18872193
Creamy? Fuck that noise.
I want the real shit with some au jus.

>>18872088
Checked. I agree with this faggot. Looks great.

>>18872111
I have prime rib once a year for Christmas. Just because your 16 years old and can't afford prime rib doesn't make it boomer show, you broccoli-headed zoomer faggot.

>>18873426
I'm sure they will taste delicious.

>>18872075
prime rib and no, that's still underdone

>>18872305
>should both be prepared rare

this is wrong. the ribeye has too much fat to be cooked rare. the fat doesn't even begin to render until you get to 135F. they should be cooked to medium or above to render the fat and brown the outside properly.

>>18873021
Exactly how many hours a day do you ponder about the endowment of other men?

>>18872873
>manlet sized dude
>normal sized daughter
>she eats more red meat than he does
>he knows he's getting MOGGED OUT, hence the cuckface

this "man" needs to eat more meat, hit the weights, and get a clue

>>18874669
Use higher heat to sear and render the fat then cook on indirect heat the rest of the way. Obviously can't properly do that on a pan, would have to try a reverse sear.

>>18872075
I can eat no fat,
My wife can eat no lean.
And so between us both, you see,
We eat a whole cow clean

>>18874698
Sounds ideal mate. I bet your wife has a fat ass.

>>18874688
>Use higher heat to sear and render the fat

that's not how cooking a ribeye works, idiot. the fat is marbled BETWEEN the muscle fibers. so to render it, the MUSCLE AND FAT have to reach 135F. You can burn the outside of your steak like a moron, but the fat inside the steak WILL LITERALLY NEVER render until it gets up to temp that ALSO COOKS THE MUSCLE.

take your s0y and go back to plebbit.

>>18872075
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>>18874706
goddamn I want some prime rib cooked rare so bad right now!!

>>18872443
>>18873043
We need to genetically engineer cattle with longer torsos. More rib roast there. Maybe set up an extra set of legs so the meat is the same. Just make each cow like a centipede, nothing but rib-roasts. All the stomachs and intestines can be sold to the Hispanic market, and everyone needs at least one leather coat anyways.

>>18874056
>catch intestinal parasites
Except we don't.
Although.... can they kill me faster than whiskey?
Raw pork maybe?

>>18874171
My wife once told me her dream car was a corvette.
I had to ask: "wow, I never noticed you have a small penis?".

>>18874646
>once a year for Christmas
My local grocery had prime rib for $16 per pound on Christmas eve, marked down to $8 per pound the day after.
Best beef I ever cooked.

>>18874668
>underdone
It's beef. Just like tuna, it can't be "underdone".
But srsly, that looks plenty cooked to me.
Melt in your mouth.
If you weren't used to having a cock in yours, you might appreciate rare beef, especially cooked low and slow.

>>18874669
You must be new here.
Why not tell us that 5Guys isn't overpriced, American cheese is great and you don't like Waffle House?
Newbie.

>>18874687
>eat more meat, hit the weights,
Oh YEAH...

>>18872075
Looks great

>>18874733
>135F.
Not him, but, no that's heresy.
Don't worry about the fat. Cut around it, you're not going to eat it anyway.
128 is perfect for the actual meat, which is the only part you're going to eat anyway.
It's not bacon, dude.

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>>18874898
Oh wait.
Let's never forget that while ribeye and prime rib IS the same cut, when you cook prime rib, stop at about 115, and let it rest of a half hour.
AGAIN, you don't eat the fat, so it doesn't matter if it renders.
We're not making candles.

>>18872075
Looks like Mikey Chen is also on the salmonella diet

>>18874922
>you don't eat the fat
Speak for yourself. I gobble it up

>>18874992
I am actually a bit impressed at how whoever this is managed to cook a burger this thick...

There is a difference between raw and rare. There's no raw on that giant fuckin' meatball. That IS impressive... not that I would want to eat it.

>>18874171
This is a cope concocted by small-dicked muscle car owners.

it's a mutt thing

do euros actually have reason to be afraid of their beef, idk what the health/sanitation situation is like there

>>18874898
>Don't worry about the fat. Cut around it, you're not going to eat it anyway.
Bitch please. I paid for it I'm going to eat it. Also it tastes delicious when cooked right.

>>18872137
Damn that looks unappetizing

Ah, prime rib. Perfectly done.

For me it’s Miyazakigyu Japanese Wagyu prime rib. Au jus and fresh horseradish. Melts in your mouth.

>>18875111
Cringe. This is too much. It's not exactly occult taboo knowledge that too much of a good thing is not good. Too much fat; too much marbling is not good. This looks fucking disgusting. And you just come across as a cringey try-hard.

in b4 "just eat a little bit bro you're just supposed to have like one bite" yeah go fuck yourself you're not fooling anyone other than the dumb asshole who paid $9000 or w/e for mostly throwaway fat.

>>18873218
That's conplete bullshit. Anything over an 8oz steak is wasted reagardless if you're an athlete or not. People have 0 concept of the wasted protein they ingest. The body can only utilize so much protein in one sitting. Buy expensive smaller cuts.

>>18872075
That is near perfect. They just need to char the fat and we're kino!

>>18875125
no, you're full of shit an parroting bullshit

that's not how digestion works. you don't just lose nutrient value like that.

seethe and dialate.

>>18875135
Relax you dumb faggot. That is obviously a /fit/ shitposter.

>>18875111
I hope the Wagyu meme dies soon.

>>18875157
How is it a meme? It's a steak that looks and tastes good when seared, unlike this horror >>18872137

>>18872873
>steak
>not lobster
never going to be alpha

>>18875157
No. It will never die.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNgXCvIBDtU

>>18875006
Not that guy, but I want to guess boiled?
Baked is more likely, but yeah, who knows?

>>18875042
>I paid for it I'm going to eat it.
I said the same thing about your mom's pussy.
Super disappointing.
Shame neither one of has good taste.

>>18875222
Oh GAWD, just give a cow, a knife and an oven.

>>18872324
It's one schizo anon who posts about it.
Not a meme by any stretch

>>18873021
It’s an expression, not a “make up”

>>18874706
I love a nice thick slab but that’s too thick

>>18872584
Gotta love it when you order a medium steak and it comes out rare because the chef is a pretentious twat who thinks he knows better than you. Then you have to tell them to take it back and cook it properly.

>>18875241
my dick is bigger than this medal-winning athelete.

feels good man

>>18872443
Forgot the Yorkshire pudding

>>18875846
https://voca.ro/15FhqfaYUhcN

>>18875862
Lmao wtf

>>18872075
Nah, this how it should be eaten

>>18872088
Agreed, this isn't a steak. This is a slice from a beautifully cooked prime rib roast.

>>18872370
>filet mignon
THAT is the fag cut right there. To me, it tastes like overpriced pot roast.