/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18867693
I'll bet neither of them can even deepthroat. They think working the tip is all that's needed.

>>18867693

>>18867701
can you?

>>18867709
What is this, a tiktok for ants?

>>18867747
w-what are the doggos doing to eachother?

>>18867738
South East Asian food is bizarre sometimes.

>>18867759
just some friendly wrestling, s'all

>>18867767

>>18867799
I used to wrestle with my uncle

>>18867693
Another webm thread dead on the first post. Dont make a thread unless you got some new webms. Stop posting stupid fake meme shit

>>18867693
>Webm thread
RIP King of /ck/

>>18867856
Rest in Power kang. You know he is up in heaven cooking up some of Aunt Mirna's party salad for Jesus

>>18867892
What a shitty parent. Probably a single mother.

>>18867693

>>18867747
Lmfao I miss this trend so much

>>18867902
>Didn't even stir it in
If this isn't ragebait this person should seek professional help immediately
Look how it misses the cup with half the sugar in its rush to add more... absolutely fucking vile

>>18867856
I'm genuinely crushed by this.

>>18867961
>this person should seek professional help immediately

Look at their appearance, they are clearly retarded

>>18868003
I'm so mad I'm literally shaking rn watching shit fly off that block

>>18868003
she is gonna lop off her fingers anytime soon

>>18868003
Soup bones?

I have a bone she can chop.

>>18867738
Bit weird. I'd try it but I don't think I would like it.

>>18867902
fucking hell. badass tattoos and everything hahaha

>>18867961
him being obese is just an act dude

>>18867693

>>18867709
Such a blatant ripoff of the grinning asian man

>>18867942
>filename
genuinely made me laugh out loud
thank you, anon

>>18867961
It's also a coke can, rather than pepsi

>>18867738
tranny: the food

>>18868424
want mommy

>female "humor"

>>18868570
Damn the Japs are based as fuck. They should team up with the French and bomb some more green peace homos

>>18867709
i expected a different guy at the end

>>18868629
Cringe

>>18867693
>no ja/ck webms
we must celebrate his healthy recovery

>>18868763
Cry more chud

>>18868774

>>18868792

>>18868797

>>18868797

>>18868812

>>18867716
Not him, but I can. But working the tip with your lips gets the biggest orgasms. Lubricated hands are sufficient for the shaft.

>>18867693

>>18868797
Does anyone have the longer vid of him making the chili

>>18868792
>tfw no big appetite gf

>>18868846
Im afraid I do not

>>18867693
I fucking hate women so much

>>18868861
They hated you first.

>>18868778
Dilate
Sneed
Feed
And cope

>>18868868
>hoes mad

>>18868372
If you pause for a brief moment at the beginning you can see its actually a limited version they release called "pepsi candy" or some shit

>>18868876
Cringe again

>>18868834

>>18868877
My mistake. I see red and white, I think coca cola

>>18868907

>>18868812
why the fuck would you eat a burger like that? he already has a perfectly fine bite in his gaping mouth, and he has to mash it even further down his gullet, like a salaryman boarding the Tokyo subway? If that's how you get that big... I might be fine.

>>18868413
Fascinating how the soi creature instinctively opens its mouth when confronted with a camera. Nature is full of mysteries.

>>18868814
I make sure to stop at the park and piss all over the public grills after a long night of drinking.

>>18867842
Ugh triggered my trypophobia

>>18867856
Wait fr fr?

4chan supports vp9 and webms up to 4MB now btw

>>18867709
Just eat a salad really. No need for all this bullshit.

>>18868907
>don't mind me just pirating this soup

>>18867738
>3 atap seeds
>Adds 4

>>18868570
Very wholesome

>>18867892
Seems like she doesn't normally feed him

>>18868570
Harpoon the cunt see how he likes it.

>>18869263
Throw yourself in a meat grinder to see how that feels faggot

>>18869263
You should respect other peoples culture. Check your privilege.

>>18868003
made my butthole pucker and my nuts are now so curled up my epididymis looks like curly fries

>>18868630
man, i love heart, should cook it again soon

>>18869481
Not only is that too much butter but I recognize those shitty foodservice beef patties and they are basically the cheapest shit you can buy.

>>18868003
>>18869387
Why didn't anybody tell me women are this cute?

Anyone got the second part, were she eats it?

>>18869187
>Test

>>18869557
Nice

>>18869487
Where we're grilling we won't need thighs

>>18869561
Is this from glorious peoples republic of Taiwan?

>>18867716
would you want to?

>>18869517
there's got to be a better way!

>>18869609
A Province Of China!

>>18869387
Has nobody told the Chinese that you're supposed to hang pork and beef for a few days after butchering?

>>18867892
>>18869259
baby hands are deceptively fast

>>18869561
oh wow the 12 monkeys anime is looking pretty good

>>18867856
RIP Jack

For real though, did he have a heart attack or not? I see people saying the screenshots from his MIL and son are fake.

>>18869697
He had a heat attack a few months ago and another within the past few days, but no heart attack is going to bring our man down for good.

>>18869704
But was it real though? The Instagram is just some shitty clothing store and I can't find his MILs facebook.

>>18868834
Qin Xihuangdi himself

>>18867892
I fucking hate children

>>18869750

>>18868623
consistently adds at least one too many elements

>>18869241
Generosity.

>>18869487
>OKAY TO GO---- I'M--- OKAY--- OKAY--TO GO

>>18869487
That looks like the US or Mexico

>>18869481

Butter on steak
>:0

Butter on burger
>:|

Butter on white bread with ham
>:0

>>18868846
this?

>>18869558
Did you want some pasta with your cheese soup, sir?

>>18869696

>>18868846
>>>/wsg/4936458

I have this one where he also complains about the contest being rigged.

>>18869937
>"they're letting everyone vote and that's not fair"
Grand Wizard Jack finally making an appearance.

>>18868907
Imagine being this much of a narcissist, you know he walked out to the parking lot and got in a porche or audi

>>18869558
cam on ingerland

>>18867747

>>18867747

>>18868422
>british
>is USA
>steering wheel on left side of car
>driving on right side
>license plate isn't UK style
ok.webm

>>18868792
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18869860
Did this man not have taste buds?

>>18870260
>implying jacks food isnt the epitome of flavor

>>18870260
He lost them in the 3rd stroke

>>18870284
He's had 3? I thought it was 2 strokes

>>18869137
Don't ever try Ethiopian food. The injera will give you a heart attack.

>>18869494
That's the m*dwest for ya. Apparently that restaurant is 5 star cuisine in w*scons*n

>>18869487

>>18869531
do germans really?

>>18867892
N-nani?! He's fast!

>>18869539
Imagine being that much of a beast at serving movie theater popcorn. Like I can understand learning tricks if it's your own food stand/stall/restaurant and you're passionate about it. But being a minimum wage wagie at a chain theater and doing this is a whole different level of autism.

>>18867709
Why did he sprinkle the cucumbers with salt (?) and then rub them before rinsing them off?

>>18868570
Nice. I fucking hate whales.

>>18870402
Gotta nuke something

>>18869430
How do you best recommend preparing it? I've never had it.

>>18868864
Yeah but I hate them more.

>>18870266
Mmm look at that, beautiful.

>>18868812
how does he not know how to eat?

>>18869802
The pork belly looked pretty solid

>>18870468

>>18870491

>>18870495

>>18870357
I think it's admirable desu, even if it's a shitty min-wage job you should take pride in your work.
Plus it probably makes his 8-hour shifts go by faster.

>>18868100
>you call that a knife?

>>18869557
I remember the Chinese one he did was particularly vile. He's normally pretty good at stomaching even the worst MREs, but the Chinese one genuinely made him sick and vomit.

>>18869556
>The Root

>>18867738
I don't understand the purpose of the base.layer. It's jelly-like, but in solid pieces, so you'd have to dig through the ice layer to get pieces out, so it really seems to just sit there until the end, but I don't think it will ever get that cold, and there's not much that will trickle into from above it besides watery syrup.

>>18867747
Do you really need to sift the flours for something like brownies? I thought it was in that class of baked goods that don't need sifting.

>>18868814
We did a cookout at a public grill on the beach using the dried sticks on the ground as firewood. Cop comes by to tell us that only charcoal is allowed on the public grills (but he didn't hassle us about it, just said he was telling us the rule for future notice -- he even took me aside to tell me it privately to not disrupt the party, which was pretty chill. God I love being white.)

>>18870370
light abrasive for removing the wax put on by the grocery store

>>18869860
I love the half squeeze of lime juice that he gets in there after all that mess of crap..In fairness, he's basically making a stew, and the basic point is to just stew whatever shit you have leftover together. So I don't doubt he could make it taste perfectly fine in the end. But that's basically cooking 101 for Medieval peasants.

>>18868413
This latte foaming machine costs the shop, what, $100k or something, maybe more? (It doesn't cost that much to R&D, patent, and manufacture, but there's gonna be a major markup because the manufacturer/inventor knows that the machine's value will be intrinsic to having limited supply.) Thus the shop has to make up that much money in increased sales of the marked up lattes (and additional customers it might bring, however temporary that may be) before the fad completely collapses. It's a really risky proposition compared to just training barristas to make swirly milk patterns..

>>18870557
It had a broken seal he hadn't noticed and was basically rotten. Pretty sure he had to go to the hospital with botulism.

>>18867967
If he's going to keep serving them he's going to need to learn how to film in landscape mode.

>>18868570
>eating a mammal
these guys are fucking disgusting
stick to actual fish or other animals like chickens and cows

>>18870536
Don't get me wrong. I agree. When I worked in a deli/sandwich shop I always took pride in trying to make the best sandwiches there in terms of ingredient ratio, appearance, etc. It made the job a bit more fun by creating some competition among my peers. I think the learning tricks is a little more extreme than the lengths I would have gone. I do commend it, but it def seems a bit over the top. Power to the dude, though. He's clearly making the best of a shitty situation.

>>18870680
>eating mammal gross
>eating cow fine

>>18870374
Is there something I should be noticing here?

>>18870719
the fact you cant see it shows you know nothing about /ck/

>>18870449
Actually a multi stroke victim

>>18870719
first day?

>>18869506
what

>>18869557
>last upload was almost a year ago

>>18869561
>i have never expect the earth exploded right after we have landed on the moon
kek

>>18869393

>>18870719
Ja/ck/ leaving, after eating all the frog legs.

>>18870374
Huh, I didn't know Jack had walking problems too. Was this just after one of his strokes?

>>18869649
they clearly got the blood out, it's the cubes she put in the soup
>>18870432
this guy must be an apprentice if he cut a hole in it while scraping. cool technique I've never seen before
>>18870581
>Do you really need to sift the flours for something like brownies?
not really but it makes mixing with the cocoa and then the wets faster and more even

>>18870843
All that to make canned tuna?

>>18867709
Can anyone tell me what ingredients he used for this? I kinda wanna try it myself.

>>18869558
This fat ugly pig makes me want to vomit. Imagine not only looking like this, but behaving like that too.

>>18870881
>they clearly got the blood out
That's not the (only) point of hanging meat. Enzymes in the flesh break it down making it more tender and better flavour. If you've ever had an under-aged piece of meat you'd know about it (I have and it was disgusting). Beef can be hung for anywhere from 30-90 days. Generally the longer the better. I'm not sure about pork/lamb but I suspect they would benefit from at least a few days on the hook.

>>18870581
>Do you really need to sift the flours for something like brownies? I thought it was in that class of baked goods that don't need sifting.
You should always sift your flour for cakes. Ask yourself if a few seconds of laziness is worth an inferior result.

>>18868907
This is a special kind of asshole. If he just wanted free soup or just a taste he could have just put it in the cup and then left the cup on a shelf somewhere. Eating with the ladle is being a shitstain.

>>18870871
I mean a stroke fucks you up pretty bad for the rest of your life. He's lucky he isn't bed-ridden.

>>18868413

>>18870432
my god at least fucking kill it and put it out of its misery first you sick bastards

>>18867759
>>18867799
North-south guard, doggos practicing some bjj

>>18870719
the fat retard waddling around in the background

>>18869568
KEK

>>18868814
is that a fucking hubcap in the grill

What a shitty webm thread

>>18871257
Does that guy have a way to leave that booth?

>>18871262
the exit is blocked by a stack of eggs; he can't leave until they've all been cooked and eaten.

>>18871209
>He's lucky he isn't bed-ridden.
He might be at this point

>>18871257
>filename
holy kek that's brilliant

>>18867701
I can always count on /ck/ threads having the "virgin talking about what he likes during sex" anon. Love you bro, you're everywhere and your posts are gold.

>>18868641
im not eating food made by a guy named duffy

>>18870468
>didn't tuck his necklace in

>>18871075
I've once seen a video of those male chicks that survive the gassing and wake up brain-damaged on a landfill :)

>>18870587
Ah, thanks for clarifying. Nice idea.

>>18867892
Single moms are a fucking nightmare to society. I've known orphans that grew up better than kids raised by single moms

>>18870547
>that grip

>>18868774
Jack survived?

>>18868814
Jack is actually insane raw dogging on that park grill.

>>18871337
haha cute

>>18870491
Why the fuck does he crush his food like a gorilla whenever he takes a bite?

>>18867887
for what purpose

>>18871389
That is totally believable. Single mothers are worse than cancer.

>>18868431
This is a blue board anon

>>18867967
I can understand why nigs dont wanna bang their women. Ugh

>>18869547
I puked

>>18870843

>>18869487
biblically accurate grill

>>18871518
>posts online instead of enlisting.

>>18870835

>>18869561
like an all night movie

>>18871226
Soylatte

>>18871234
Its got no head m8

>>18868570
My wife is 36 and she says it was part of school lunches here once a week normally when she was a kid
I have had whale a few times but only from tins, it's pretty good, nothing special though

>>18871562
Why would I enlist?
This way I get to fuck ukrainian girls who flee to the west lmao

>>18871617
>>18871609
Love from Kazakhstan

>>18871642
Do the dance wagie!

>>18869558
The poor bong was overwhelmed by the bowl of cheese, just left unattended. He was not used to such riches and luxury

>>18871562
1 pound of melted cheese in a dish sounds like a recipe for a bowel obstruction.

>>18871647
Gabe?

>>18867747

>>18871608
>kind of nerdy
>glasses
>braces
>gold medal milk producing tits

want mommy

>>18869860
Thanks but thats not the one, the one I am referring to is the one with the freezer burned year old brisket chili. There is a longer video of him making chili with it and it's the most horrendous chili I have ever seen. I am surprised the judges at the chili cook off didnt ban him for life.

>>18867701
>They think working the tip is all that's needed.
It is if you're not mutilated.

>>18867738
Asians be like
" no I don't like to eat plain fruits, not until they're mashed into Jello and sugar coated."

>>18867968
> ponzi scheme but for fruit juice.

>>18869513
libertarian.

>>18870843
I would throw in a chili pepper or something at least, half an onion maybe.

Seems like a really cool way to cook when camping or something though

>>18872222
Really you should pressure can it to avoid botulism, but that depends on how risk averse you are.

>>18871647
The heat of the pan parcooks the eggs

>>18869557
Hey, I'll trade you some cigarettes for your jalapeño cheese.

>>18867738
>Peanut Dust: coming in your families mouth.

>>18871630
>not posting the full one

It's so much more.

>>18870792
Yes, actually.

>>18871562

>>18867747

>>18870266
This nigga eating his frozen mom

>>18871620
Getting real As Seen On TV vibes from this.

>>18871459
You never microwaved grapes as a kid?

>>18870321
Sollie's on port road near hampton
I first went there when I was 7 or so
good, cheap burger
a fun place so basically hell on earth for most of ck

>>18869513
the meat chopper is central asian, it looks like, kazakh or kyrgyz

>>18872206
I don't think you understand what a ponzi scheme is

>>18868195
>customer states car making sudden popping noises

>>18871493
AI is getting out of hand

>>18867709
NUKE SCOTLAND RIGHT NOW

>>18867892
she encourages this behavior by laughing. it wont be as funny in 10 years.

>>18869487
the famous greek gyro

>>18870987
how do you know that's not the way their culture likes the taste of their meat?

>>18871615
What causes this?

>>18869558
You may not like it but that without a doubt improved the dry ass "mucho authentico" pasta he was trying to choke down

>>18868570
2 nukes weren't enough

>>18870357
This is why I can't have a shitter job. I turn into that guy because I'm constitutionally incapable of half assing anything

>>18868431
Everything reminds me of her

>>18871075
Fuck factory farms. We must go back to independent smaller scale farms.

>>18869770
>slapping the little girl so hard she falls over
I'd make that big bitch eat all that flour.

>>18872633
This makes me feel very antisemitic

>>18872633
>ging cucked by nig
>amerimutt tier woman
>but it's okay because he gets to eat kfc mmm kfc yummy!
That stinks, I think my favorite ads are the big pizza ads from little caesar.

>>18873276
>>18873298
This is actually good marketing, placing your product as a solution to sexual anxiety for "normal guys" is powerful

>>18873224
Zat ist not ze vay ov ze fewtua. You vill eat ze bugs und you vill like zem, or you vill become ze food for ze bugs.

>>18872970
I don't think you ever been to biz.

>>18873413
The juicero is a tangible thing unlike the entire crypto market

>>18873298
>>amerimutt tier woman
10/10 in bongland

>>18868792

>>18868774
wtf

>>18869547
Disgusting

>>18869589
I hate America so much it's unreal

>>18871257
finally someone posts it

>>18871534
kek

>>18871505
kek

>>18867902
Why not just have more Pepsi? Probably healthier at that point

>>18867856
>>18867883
>>18867970
>>18869142
>>18869697
no, he's fine and didn't have a heart attack recently. some idiot on 4chan keeps pushing the HE'S DEAD meme really hard. ask him proof, he'll never give you any. he'll give you links to privated instagram and facebook accounts but no actual evidence. it's a dumb tired larp

>>18871604
>they made a goyslop girl 2
whew

>>18871611
Nasty

>>18871635

>>18872633

>>18868003
I worked at a meat counter in a grocery store for a while and we had chinese customers that would ask us to chop up entire chickens, bones and all, and sell it in heaps to them. Why is that?

>>18868422
>bench bends under one murican
kek

>>18869547
Erdogan's nephew

Post webm of the mexican street food where they just shit tons of sauces on chips pls

>>18868570
Asians truly are disgusting insectoids that prey and eat everything alive near them. And retards here praise them even more than their own race

>>18868647
Heart is delicious, it is sad that people heats it because of how it looks. Same deal with brain, ravioli of brain and spinach are really good

>>18871608
mommy

>>18873420
>fiat juice with dwindling returns

>>18874080
>pickle corn vodka cattle
If we're just saying random words

>>18869749
I loled

>>18868797
isnt the lore that this hunk of food poisoning was in his freezer for years?

>>18868437
You're obsessed, this doesn't even make sense

>>18868628
wtf cum balloon

>>18872633
People involved in this need to be stabbed

>>18871257
How'd he get in?

>>18871604

>>18867856

Heaven gained an angle

>>18867880

dam people still give a john john haircut to their kids

>>18868774
How is he so fucking stupid.

>>18872633
haha americans really do worship black people fucking cucks

>>18871615
Thanks for starting my diet, anon

>>18875165
It's Australian, but I'm sure you already knew that.