/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18839929
No, I smelt. Imagine not catching your own tiny fish. (Btw, you catch them by chucking a net off a pier, drinking beer for 30 minutes and then hauling up 10 lbs at a time. It's very fun)

For me it’s the Mediterranean style over rice. Good eatin right there

>>18839929
I spend too much or Nuri's

>>18839940
based sustenance fisherman
>>18839959
had one of those tins for the first time this week. the peppers and olives were nice

>>18839940
Based.
I'm far from the ocean but have a similar thing at a lake near me where you can use dip nets. The fish is a Bonneville Cisco, kind of like a freshwater smelt

>>18839929
yup!

>>18839929
Yeah.

>>18840011
deenz 4 lyfe
i love the bounty of the ocean in the palm of my hand

I like my deenz on some crusty garlic breat but was thinking of putting some cheese on it too.
Would that get me the noose?

>>18840044
for me its always cheese and cracker with sardine and hot sauce

>>18840044
Go for it friend. One of the best thing about deenz is that it's considered low class so you don't have to pretend to follow some pretentious European rule no one cares about

i mix the extra oil with dog and cat dry food.
good for whole family!

>>18840053
>virgin caviar fan vs chad sardine enjoyer

>>18839940
Yep, big fan, what side of the great lakes are you from?

>>18840040
nice stack

>>18840154
Ah hehe. Sometimes they go on sale for about $22 for a case.

>>18840040
>Brunswick
Cringe. I've seen those in the Caribbean section of my local supermarket, they come in soybean oil.

The tomato sauce ones feel like a little meal on their own, delicious. I usually get Beach Cliff which aren't great, but even those are perfectly agreeable in tomato or hot sauce varieties.

>>18840053
>it's considered low class
Huh?

How often is too often to enjoy a can of deenz?

>>18840272
One can a day should be the limit for various reasons

>>18840336
no..l.

>>18840336

>>18839929
Deens are solid on their own but shit with pasta.

I like deenz not a fanatic though also like these

>>18840467
what? I love deenz with pasta

beans, deenz, and rice is my go-to combo.

>>18839929
King oscars taste like cheap shit. Theyre all lightly smoked even if they dont advertise it.

>>18840259
These are good and are packed in water you dum b fuck. learn to read, nigger

>>18840337
>heat of the moment
Rise and shine, anon

do you guys really not mind eating little bones and scales?

>>18841218
I remember being a little squeamish about eating the heads of small fish when I was little but never the bones. These days I go for the head first.

>>18841534
and now I realize that you didn't even mention the heads and canned fish don't really even have those

>>18840266
>soybean oil
No thanks, I'll stick with the jalepeno flavor

>>18841218
i thought i wouldnt like them. the bones are soft and not even noticeable. the scales are either washed off before cooking and packing or they are not noticeable either

Would it be tasty if I mixed this into my scrambled eggs?

>>18842248
Yes, but tastier with a soft boiled egg and dipping them in the yolk in place of toast.

straight outta Douarn'
deen city

>>18840347
Get a load of this guy, he needs a friendly dose of the DEENZ!

Do any of you anons think that some deens would help Minnie Pearls chicken?

>>18839929
I want to like them. I want to like them so bad deenz bros.. I just can’t get past the texture and smell.

They are the perfect food, nutritious, convenient, full of omega 3s, but I just can’t figure out how to enjoy them.

I’ve tried hot sauce, saltines, mustard, all of them combined. Maybe it’s the brand I’m getting. Which brands are the highest quality?

>>18839929

this king oscar, was he the king of deenz?

>>18842289
I keep telling people this, make or get some garlic bread from an Italian joint or wherever and put the deenz on that with a couple drops of tabasky. That stuff is gold.
The garlic bread will suck up the oil from the can o deenz and you'll be all sparkly for your girl,

>>18842264
>The fishing history of Douarnenez goes back at least to Gallo-Roman times when, as archeological finds demonstrate, fish were salted along the cliffs of Plomarc'h.
>In the late 18th century and the years before the French Revolution, sardines became the driving force for the local economy; the fishing industry was based on their harvest and, later, processing.
>By the beginning of the 20th century, there were huge fishing and canning activities at the port. The strikes in the 1920s in favour of better working conditions for the factory women or Penn Sardin were the main reason why Douarnenez became one of the first communist municipalities in France.
>Today, the canning trade continues, although most of the fish are brought in from other ports. Douarnenez is still a centre of boat building and repair work.

>>18842303
Penn Sardin means "Sardine-head" in breton. I'm currently at work in Paris, cooking myself a plate of pasta with deens, in the honour of our humble tradition. Wishing you deenheads a good sunday.

>>18842298
... if you don't share the deenz with your girl then you're a greedy fuck and don't deserve to live!

>>18842308
Cheers Frenchie, enjoy your deenz!

>>18842298
sounds delightful. as a pleb, i prefer a bottle of the sriracha sauce
>>18842289
i like the small oscar ones in olive oil but only tried a few brands. if you cant get on board with deenz, good tuna in olive oil is great as well

>>18842303
vive la deen!

>>18842319
If you can find it then this Shark Brand is the best for sriracha, some old Thai dude turned me onto it.

>>18842298
Makes sense, especially with the tomato version deenz. Maybe a tapenade and some wilted arugala on garlic bread with the tomato deenz?

I need to like deenz. I need to.

>>18842333
Trips dont lie and that sounds good, I'd add a bit of basil.
What do we have here now...
Crusty garlic bread, tomato, augula, deenz
Maybe a bit of black pepper?

>>18842339
Yes, possibly a tiny bit of flavored mayo just to glue it to the bread. We need more upscale sardine recipes.

>>18842328
thanks, ill search out a bottle
>>18842294
the one true Lord of the Deenz
>The King Oscar export brand was founded in 1902, when King Oscar II, ruler of Norway and Sweden, gave Chr. Bjelland & Co, one of Norway's leading canning companies at the time, special royal permission to use his name and likeness on a line of sardine products

oberfishing vill destroy environment
you vill own nothing
you vill eat the canned bugs in soy oil
you vill be happy

lil bit o vark and this hits the spot

>>18842645
piss off shill fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

A little bit.

>>18841218
The bones are cooked through. Good source vitamin d and calcium.

reject terrestrialism
embrace aquatic supremacy
return to fish

Just made some pasta with a tin of KO deenies tastes amazing, can't be easier to prepare.

>>18841218
Skin does not equal scales. They are all de-scaled, nobody eats fish scales. The silver skin you see on some cans is literally what's below the scales. And it's tasty, even if you don't like bones, there are de-boned sardines with skin, try it it's tasty.

Can a brotha help me become an educated customer? What brands should I be buying, and at what price?

>>18842737
Had Bar Harbor last night and it was shockingly good. New to deenz, but it was the first I could have by itself.

>>18842737

>>18840467
deens with onions are pretty good for pasta

>>18842384
I DEEN YOUR MANDATE JUST

I've tried deenz before and enjoyed them, but this has recently caught my eye. Are they worth picking up? They sound delicious

>>18843519
kek reminded me of this

>>18844392

how can I combine deens with rice and make it taste good?

t. cooklet

>>18844444
first plug in your rice cooker

>>18843790
idk much about all the different brands available. i just go to the check whats at the local supermarket. see them packed in water, olive oil, other oils like soybean, tomato or hot sauce. olive oil tastes great to me and preserves the quality of the meat well so i prefer that

easy to enjoy with soft bread or crackers, cheese, fresh or picked veg, spicey, with rice, pasta, whatever. as simple or involved as you like

prices may vary but usually $2-$4 per single can for me. probably a lot better price if bought in a case somewhere and probably some expensive special brands out there as well idk. king oscars are easy to find, nice tasting. some seem to love nuris but i havnt tried them.
try some to see if you like em

>>18839929
anyone know where to get king oscar verieties? I looked online at various places but I cant find single pack of any of the interesting flavors out there, and of course the store only stocks the cheapest shit. even cod liver doesn't feature on their own website.

>>18844591
I say just stick with the original then add whatever you want. Look on amazon for the bizzaroworld varieties if you must.
Good deenz is good deenz and don't need any additions.

>>18844444
you need furikake fren
I recommend something sour like umeboshi or shiso fumi. Maybe even both. If you prefer savory, seperate a yolk from the white of an egg and sprinkle on katsuo fumi. Don't cook the deens, just put them on top of the rice cooker to get warm. over the steam portion if you really want it hot and it can balance.

>>18844612
I dream of having a prepackaged deens feast as a picnic. I know in my head that you are right, it's superior to just add stuff yourself. Still, theres something attractive about having a complete collection of deens to fill my antique picnic basket.

>>18844622
>weebshit
hard pass

>>18844622
You need a cute girlfriend before you can have a picnic, then decide on the deenz. If she's not into the deenz then she can go to hell!

>>18844381
herring are deenz+

Posting my first deenz, ignore the shit quality of my 8 year old phone camera. I ended up getting two different types by accident, one skinless and boneless and one with skin and bones, both in olive oil. the skinless/boneless ones were smaller filets, they seemed stuck together, not sure if I was supposed to pull them apart (I did). I heated them in a bit of olive oil with lemon zest and parsley then added spaghetti, a little cooking water and bread crumbs. I've made this same thing with anchovies before, but they melt into the oil where these guys didn't. I think I left them on the heat a bit too long so they started breaking up into smaller pieces. Otherwise, pretty good, 10/10 will deenz again.

>>18842737
The Costco Seasons deenz eh?

A solid choice.

>>18844824
anon you don't need to take anyone with you to have a picnic. not that I would refuse to go with friends or a girl if I happened to be involved with the latter
>>18844808
Anime website
>rice
Anime ingredient.

>>18839929
other kids in school used to make fun of me for my mom packing me Sardine sandwiches in my lunch bag, they'd always go gross leave our table! id have to eat lunch at a table alone because everyone hated the smell of sardines. thats when i knew i was of higher intelligence than everyone else and they just couldnt handle how much more of a higher level than them i was

>>18844622
shiso is basically crack, I could eat rice forever just with that, I highly recommend it as well

Picrel is my favorite canned fish in my rotation right now. Patagonia Garlic Mackerel. Flakes up really nice, has a perfect texture, super fishy and dense flavor. Lots of omega 3s and omega 6, eating a can of these makes me feel so robust and strong, almost like a sort of high. The garlic is fucking excellent, it's perfectly cooked and impregnates the mackerel flesh perfectly.
Too bad these cans are mad expensive.


>>18844381
kippered herring is quite delicious and based.

>>18844444
make dirty rice by gently frying/toasting some basmati or jasmine in a skillet with a tiny bit of olive oil and whole cloves of garlic, add spices and then add twice as much water as to cover the rice to the skillet. cook covered for 20-30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Turn off the heat, fluff up the rice, let it sit covered for 10 minutes- then add parmesan, butter, and whole tiny king oscars deenz.
wa la. it's a good recipe because you can just make a huge batch of the rice and store it in tupperware to use throughout the week.

>>18839929
>HUR DUR, SARDINES LE BASED AMIRITE?

>>18845517

>>18844381
Haven't tried this before, but their Kippered Snacks are easily at 7/10 or better.

>>18845621
polar is hot garbage but kippered snacks are always in water anyway so it ends up being less bad. I wouldn't buy unsmoked fish from any company like that though.

>>18839929
King Oscar, great choice. I like my deenz on grilled rye bread with swiss cheese, dijon mustard, pickles and sauerkraut.

>>18845645
I noticed that their fish are caught in one place, packaged in another and then imported here.
What is the problem with them?
My point is that if it's going to be $3 a can for something it better be top tier or I'm not going to bother.
These guys make some good deenz and good kippered snacks.
The deenz in the round can are pretty good too.
Smoked, but the flavor and content really kinda beats the hell out of Chicken of the Sea or Bumble Bee.
Pointers? Advice? What am I missing (Fair point if its that I'm too autistic to notice something)?

>>18839929
I legitimately can't believe that Americans are out here paying like $3 for one tin of sardines. The whole fucking point is that they're meant to be cheap. I can get a can of real sardines for £0.40 at my local supermarket, or treat myself to a "luxury" tin of sprats (pic related) for £1. I've also tried King Oscar and I didn't find it any better than the supermarket brands.

>>18845506
>$9
Jesus Christ. Maybe I'll get some for my birthday.

>>18845682
King Oscar is more nutrient dense.

>>18844875
Nothing fancy but not bad for the price. If my wife goes to Trader Joe’s I have her grabbed a few cans of the smoked (pink can) I enjoyed the flavor of those. King Oscar is choice when they’re on sale, for me it’s jalapeño. I’ll do shit tier Beach Cliff in hot sauce if it’s part of a recipe.

>>18842737
Based, your pic has strong Big Deen Energy.

>>18839929
King Oscar's asymmetrical face gave me nightmares

>>18846187
The way his forehead looks in that thumbnail has been weirding me out as well.

>>18845324
I know but if in a public park for instance and alone having a picnic in NY then you'll like some kind of weirdo.

>>18840011
I wish I could get those where I live

If flying a plane dont get the fish dinner, I think there's some FAA reg where the pilots cant eat the sane stuff

>>18846222
i love bill foster

>>18845669
>whats the problem
dunnolol it just doesnt taste very good. there could be any reason.

>>18846207
>caring what normalfags think
>let alone new york jews.
Are you really gaslighting yourself into not having fun because it will unnerve some loxist retards if they see it?

>>18845517
>sardines? based?
Yes.

>>18840484
>always hated canned fish
>decided to try these on a whim
>bought 10 cans of them the next day
Anything else I should know about? Are smoked oysters any good? Maybe the smoked flavor is what I need to mask the canned flavor.

I recently bought a tin of Goya "jumbo" squid in olive oil. It was on special for a buck. For some reason, that supermarket marked down a lot of their Goya products to clearance, so i stocked up on beans (47¢/lb!) and ham stock powder.
Anyway, the squid didn't taste very nice. Was edible, just not great. Still love me some deenz and macks, tho, KO especially.

i love roasting deenz

want to try this again but understanding how polluted china is Im not sure

>>18844444
>cook rice
>warm deenz
>place deenz over rice
>hot sauce
wa la

>>18840336
Weakling. Apostate!

>>18842737
Based Season enjoyer, love their macks as an after-gymmie snack.

>>18844444
>cook rice
>drain oil from deenz
>place deenz on rice
Some will cook the rice with the heat of the deenz, do NOT attempt this, you are not ready

>>18844622
Try some of this shit on em

>>18845517
>he dares insult the yumyum snacks

>>18846888
>the council has decided
The council HAVE decided.

>>18839929
Yes I do.
Just had some King Oscar on sourdough toast and olive oil last night and I am craving it again. Might have to go on a DEENZ run.

>>18844381
I love these polar smoked peppered herrings a lot and their normal ones are good too. I recommended them.

>>18846916
The council is a singular entity, retard. Go back to retard school

>>18845517

>>18842289
Just force it until you like it.

>Beach Cliff

>>18846207
you have to do a lot more than have a picnic by yourself to look like a weirdo in nyc

>>18839929
Not anymore. Tinned pilchards are cheaper and have similar nutrition stats with more b12, Biotin, vitamin D and iodine. Deenz still kick arse in other areas but the price is an issue and taste wise and nutrition wise pilchards aren't that different.

>>18840049
>cracker
Reminds me of that scene in The Burbs when Tom Hanks is offered sardines and a pretzel and makes a face like he's eating dog shit off a roof tile.

>>18840040
>Boneless

Pathetic. Mush it up, throw in some cracked black pepper and diced celery. Any hint of bone will be masked by the other crunch. Get that calcium boy.

>>18846955
thank, cot.

>>18846958
American education, everyone. It's truly horrifying how you lot absolutely mangle the English language.

>>18839929
I buy the cheap brand pastele given I like the ones in olive oil. If I'm feeling rich, I'll but porthos sardines. They are quite nice. Wish they sold nuri sardines where I live.

Gave my cat some sardines in water and he really enjoyed them.

>>18839929
Deenz nuts.

>>18847994

>>18839929

>>18840670
post recipe

>>18846471
Smoked oysters aren't as delicious as kippers but still mighty delicious

just had these for the first time, hot damn are these spicy, they were so good

>stumble upon the /deenz/ theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM))
>amused, decide to buy a couple cans to try them out
>they're unironically fucking delicious
holy shit it's not a meme
for me, its now /deenz/
in fact, i'm eating some now - pepper, tabasco classic and chile-lime seasoning in a bowl

>>18839929
>obtain cast net
>unlimited deens

>>18840266
you just need some carbs for a full meal, maybe deenz on toast or deenz and rice or deenz and french fries

>>18846958
>>18847190
kys
>>18846958
even if you where wrong that anon would still be a terminal newfag that needs to rope himself immediately

>>18846916
>>18846958
>>18847116
kys
>>18846958
even if you where wrong that anon would still be a terminal newfag that needs to rope himself immediately

>>18846916
>>18847190
kys
>>18846958
even if you where wrong that anon would still be a terminal newfag that needs to rope himself immediately

>>18840267
its considered a cheap / "Sruggle' food. This is just a sterotype though, deenz are delicious and somewhat expensive lol

>>18842356
Dark rye bread, toasted. Mustard sauce sardines. Thinly sliced red onion. Capers. Cream cheese. Spread the cream cheese on the toast, generously sprinkle on capers, now the sardines in mustard, and top with the red onion slices. Good for breakfast with strong black coffee, lunch or dinner with a nice lager or strong stout.

>>18849622
Use pickled red onions and this is a banger.

>>18849018
Beach Cliff is disgusting. I know they're cheap but you can do better than that.

Deenchads, I finally found a can of kippers. What do they go best with?

My first experience with deenz as a kid turned me off from eating it. Bought a can of nuri and now I'm addicted.

>>18839929
I catch around 60lbs of sardines every year.
I usually grill a bunch & vac pac most for bait. What do you think i should do this year in order to preserve and eat them?
Right now i have around 30 gallons of very fresh herring. Its the season for them. thinking of pickling, drying some out and slow smoking some of them... any other ideas?? (picrel)

>>18840266
those are my favorites.

>>18849774
The tomato sauce has soybean oil which is a shame.

>>18849744
Eggs and toast

>>18848122

>>18849801
I just looked. Was surprised. Don't understand why spicy tomato has soybean oil and mustard doesn't have any oil.

>>18848122
>>18849877
[spoiler]dayman?

>>18849877
yeeeeeesssssssssssssssss

>>18840259
>I've seen those in the Caribbean section of my local supermarket,
I'd love to know why those are the only deenz we get

>>18849772
How much does getting the fish cost, all in all? Is it cheaper than buying?

>>18849631
didn't taste anything off about it but it was also my first herring, as you said though you can't beat the price

>>18851400
basically free except the cost of the fishing license, nets and your time.

>>18849774
I'm scared to try the mustard variety. I like both sardines and mustard, but the combo sounds atrocious in theory.

imagine thinking you're cool or unique because you eat canned fucking fish because some autist on the internet tricked you into thinking it was le cool

>>18852601
Imagine liking things

>>18852601
U mad bro? Have some deenz, that'll calm you down.

>>18852601
How could anyone possible like a convenient source of healthy fats and protein with a shelf life measured in years, if not decades when properly stored?

>>18852613
anon, you don't just like sardines. you're a FAN of them. that's what's weird. you post in generals about how much you love eating sardines. that's fucking strange. just eat the damn things and close your mouth while chewing for fucks sake. no one cares that you like sardines. you're not cool or oldfaggy if you like small canned fish. It's such a strange thing to be a fan of too. It's canned food. The kind of food poorfags or someone in a nuclear holocaust would eat. Unless you can your own sardines, it's strange being a fan of consuming something.

>>18852634
canned foods are bottom of the shelf food. it's strange that you have an obsession with them.
you're literally acting svperior for eating trash.

>>18852636
>>18852644
I'm not sure what lead you to this projection but take care of yourself

>>18852601
>>18845523

>>18852636
i care

Rice + beans + deenz = GOD FOOD OF ALL TIME

Yeah its an aphrodisiac too

>>18852636
>no one cares that you like sardines.
i care.

>>18852636
>poorfags
Gosh, i wish it was for poorfags. The vid stuff is quite costly.

i'm just starting work after a long time of being a neet

for breakfast, i was thinking of doing a bagel with one of those starkist tuna variety packs

would deenz or a similar canned fish be a decent option? im not trying to spend a bunch of money but i'd like a little variety in the breakfast, ya know?

>>18852902
Like... daily? Sardines are a better idea than tuna due to the far, far lower mercury content. Mackerel, too.
I like canned fish, but i wouldn't really think it a breakfast food, so this is utterly fascinating to me. How would you intend to have your fish and bagel?

>>18852916
the tuna things i'm talking about are like little tuna salads, so just smeared on a toased bagel in the morning. they're already mixed with mayo, seasonings, etc

mercury content is probably something to consider - maybe i'll get hummus and something else to mix in so i'm not eating canned fish daily. i don't feel like buying a bunch of shit at the store and i'm likely going to have to eat a small lunch at work so i'd like something decently filling for breakfast

>>18852930
Being that this is a /deenz/ thread, is hate to suggest something outside of tinned fish but have you considered looking into it pouches or tins of other sorts of salads exist? Stuff like chicken, ham, prawn, cheese, egg turkey etc. salads.

>>18852953
there are, i guess i can mix those in - because i definitely want to try some of these tuna/salmon things, pic related

also i think the chicken/ham ones are generally more expensive

>>18852970
I like to do scrambled eggs with spinach for breakfast, fish tins are more of a quick work lunch or lazy dinner for me

>>18852970
>>18852975
Bread will probably keep better than bagels, if money is a consideration too

Slice of toast and a scrambled egg is a classic breakfast that doesn't take more than 15 minutes to throw together

>>18842625
ze s.oy and bug with added vitamins and artificial flavor nutrient blend is all the sustenance you need to live

>>18849744

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?

Is it St. Swithin's day already?

'Tis! replied Aunt Helga.

>>18845523
saw a 'deenz thread on the 'log
so dumb i have to respond

>>18852916
if you take salmon and blend it up with an egg and liquid smoke it's good with tomato and avocado on a piece of toast.
Otherwise, tsunamayo onigiri is good for brekkie.

>>18849772
Strange that looks identical to this
>>18840095

>>18852916
herring or mack is great for breakfast

>>18846975
theyre not that bad

>>18847190
Ironic

>>18853569

>>18839929
I just had cup noodle with green onion and deenz
natural flavor without added oils 40 cents a can.

>>18854511
that's essentially a balanced meal you are good with some water or something to drink

>>18848122
>>18849877
Don't think I ever saw the boy eat deenz, actually.
Canned salmon is pretty common with him and he has of course been sent surströmming which he opened in front of the computer.

>>18852930
I wouldn't worry about the mercury content in sardines too much m8

you can have them daily unlike say tuna or something.

>>18854525
some one should send the little boglim a case of deenz and mt dew with the request that he make a classic cooking video

How much deen is too much deen?

>>18854800
Recently I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing and will buy 4-6 cans every time I go to the store regardless of what my stockpile at home looks like

>>18854800

>>18854031
Not remotely.

>>18846916
>>18846958
I was taught in school that for entities like this, i.e. the council or police or government etc., you can use either singular or plural as long as you maintain consistency.