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ITT: Quintessential "Ive given up on life" food

>> No.18847292

>>18847288
they used to sell these very shitty chicken sandwiches with one of the best mustards i have ever had
i would buy it just for the mustard

>> No.18847294

>>18847288

Lol, where did you get that?

>> No.18847296
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not necessarily a food but when i lived in the barracks my fridge always looked like this because i just didn't give a shit about taking care of myself

>> No.18847297

>>18847294
Lidl most likely.

>> No.18847317
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This.
When you look at the packaging you're thinking oh that's not too bad....

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>>18847317
...but then this abomination comes out of the oven

>> No.18847325
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>>18847317
those are usually way better than the abomination on OP, I get the one from Kaufland now and then when Im really lazy and its not htat bad

>> No.18847355

>>18847288
I bit into a unidentified blob of foul tasting mush once when eating these and haven't bought one since.

>> No.18847466

>>18847355
>>18847288
they are literally 50% "meat"and 50% bread crumbs, per the label, kek

>> No.18847478

>>18847288
There is a place that sells frozen meals nearby, they have their own factory
You have to boil them for 20 minutes out of the freezer, the food ranges from good to restaurant quality
They weight a pound each and for the price I would rather get that over take out

>> No.18847502
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ready meals in general are depressing as fuck

>> No.18847506

>>18847296
>barracks
didn't you get free food at the meal hall?

>> No.18847511
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the only people I know who eat this are extremely depressed and suicidal

>> No.18847513
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>> No.18847522

>>18847502
eh, this one doesnt even look that bad
>>18847513
now this is absolutely fucking baffling to me...? literally the only reason why would anyone buy this is for the meme, right?

>> No.18847523
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>>18847288
>>18847513
Is it wrong to find the methods of food processing interesting to read about even though the end product tends to be shit and awful for you?

>> No.18847529

>>18847522
Sadly, the christmas tinner is not a real product.

>> No.18847544

>>18847511
I eat that and I'm happy.

>> No.18847553
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>>18847529
couldve fooled me...
but then, i know shit like pic related, or a burger in a can, or fucking BREAD in a can actually do exists and i keep wondering who the fuck buys it

>> No.18847561

>>18847523
No, it’s really interesting. You should’ve able to find clips from the show “Unwrapped” and the food segments from “How It’s Made” on YouTube.

>> No.18847564

>>18847288
sardines

>> No.18847572

>>18847296
boohoo war orc

>> No.18847588
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>>18847288
Bought some cheap knock-off cheese pops. Didn't pop, didn't even taste like cheap Kraft© cheese. Should've given that buck to a homeless.

>> No.18847611

>>18847513
this one never actually existed, people have searched for years. yes there are videos of people "eating" them, most likely one off imitations they made themselves.

t. someone who really wanted to try one

>> No.18847616

>>18847511
What's the point of the breading if it's going to be soggy every time

>> No.18847686

>>18847296
none of that is unhealthy

>> No.18847689

>>18847686
what's missing is unhealthy

>> No.18847727
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>>18847544
I don't know you though

>> No.18847740

>>18847611
Nah I've definitely seen "Christmas dinner in a tin" in Ireland before

>> No.18847787

>>18847727
So you think.

>> No.18848425

>>18847727
jesus, at least the other ones try to make the label at least look semi-apetizing, this is just dog food

>> No.18848439

>>18847511
These look great I'd buy them if I saw them at the grocery store

>> No.18848448

>>18847740
fuck you, you are actually stupid. a quick google search.

"Is Christmas Tinner a real thing?"

"The bad news is that this Christmas Tinner first emerged in 2013 and quickly went viral due to its, well, everything. In a devastating blow to lazy folks everywhere, the tinner turned out to be a hoax designed by a British art director named Chris Godfrey."

>> No.18848460

>>18848439
whether or not they look great, they do not come out like that at all. they are drowning in the sauce and turn out extremely mushy and gross. better off buying cheap store brand chicken patties, a bag of shredded mozzarella and a jar of tomato sauce.

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>>18848425
idk, at $4 for 28oz of this slop i'm surprised they even come in boxes

>> No.18848511

>>18847511
literally me lol. I actually like these, though, they are good for what they are.

>> No.18848527
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>> No.18848575

>>18848527
boil in plastic bag can't be very good... where does one find this feast? walmart?

>> No.18848706
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>>18847296
My fridge is like this because I hate buying perishables since they go to waste, meat gets frozen.

I only have energy drinks and beer in it at the moment.

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Kid Cuisine. If you give your kids this you should not be a parent.

>> No.18848762

>>18848750
this photo made my nuts curl

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>>18847317
>>18847321
>>18847325
>>18847502
>>18847513
>>18847553
>>18847588
>>18847727
>>18848504
>>18848527
>>18848750
Jewish rats

>> No.18848778

>>18848776
How many weeks you been itching for the opportunity to post that pic?

>> No.18848801

>>18848527
>win a visit from davis
I'm calling the cops

>> No.18848810
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>>18847288
>Quintessential
This here is the Quintessential hot sauce, call this guy up and try to get a production run going. He'll give you kinds of facts and figures as to why not to do it, but he's got the formula, gotta give him that spark once again. Apparently I cant do that alone.

>> No.18848828

>>18847325
>>18847317
Lasagna is probably the most palatable frozen dish. It's really not bad

>> No.18848829
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>>18847288
"rounds of raw onion are tucked between slices of crustless white bread"

>> No.18848847

>>18848778
How jewish are?

>> No.18848975

>>18847321
with more browning on the top it would look decent

>> No.18848991

>>18847506
Not him, but in some cases no. I was in the Navy and stationed out in Hawaii, but I assigned to a squadron that flew out of the Marine base. As a result, I was given my food stipend directly and could spend it however I wanted rather than the Navy taking it and letting me eat at the galley.

>> No.18849072

>>18848750
Dare I ask what those green things are?

>> No.18849132

>>18847553
Sweet Sue's hat stays ON during sex

>> No.18849147

>>18848810
did psychicpebbles make that hot sauce

>> No.18850306

>>18847288
I had those yesterday

>> No.18850465
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>> No.18850887

>>18847317
I have rotated between eating these, frozen pizza, frozen tortellini in cheese sauce and the occasional spaghetti or canned ravioli for the past 5 years. I've been tired for a long time.

>> No.18850898

>>18848527
Someday I want to see this cooked.

>> No.18850916

>>18848750
I remember I got made fun of when I brought one of these on a field trip. Like somebody said thats the kind of food your mom leaves you while they're out with their boyfriend all day". Everyone laughed. I feel like that was that kid's story though, it was so specific.

>> No.18850940

>>18848527
Grim.

>> No.18850969

>>18848527
How is that only 8 ounces?

>> No.18850971

>>18850916
You are not wrong. I was one of those kids. After my parents divorced and had to live with my mother, she went out with a new guy every other week. She sometimes was away for the entire weekend. If this happened, my rations were a jar of butter beans and a bag of potato chips. Never ever ever EVER anything else, like nothing else existed. Most low effort food she could think of I guess.

>> No.18850975

>>18847296
Zog bot hungwy :[

>> No.18850976

>>18848829
this looks like somthing that /fit/ would eat cause it raises their test levels or some shit

>> No.18850986

>>18850976
>thinks /fit/ eats bread
spoken like a true fatass

>> No.18851060

>>18848527
This thing is bullshit, I won the visit from Davis and he never fucking showed up. Now those cowards at Henton's don't return my calls.

>> No.18851063

>>18849072
Hot dogs with food coloring. It was a Shrek themed one

>> No.18851070

>>18847288
Love those microwave trash burgers.
You put the condiments you want on and it is better than the cheapest tiers at mcdonalds.
Simple as

>> No.18851130

>>18851063
Gross

>> No.18851143

>>18847561
This is literally all my Mom would watch when I was in elementary school, if I'm thinking of the same show

>> No.18851194
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>>18850986

>> No.18851210

>>18847297
lmao, yeah
I get those every few months just to remind myself how shit they are, then proceed to buy minced meat from a butcher and make my own burgers

>> No.18851236

>>18848991
Did you use it to buy flavored lube?

>> No.18851248

>>18851236
>flavored lube
What's the point of this? If you're tasting something it's with an organ that makes lubrication.

>> No.18851312

>>18851248
>the concept of using both orifices in one session confuses him

>> No.18851339

>>18848776
I already thought the obsession with everything unironically being a secret Jewish conspiracy was already kind of weird, but I'm genuinely wondering how many actual schizophrenics use this website.

>> No.18851356

>>18851339
Not that this is about food at all, but conspiracy theories and antisemitism are basically mainstream in America now. You absolutely don't have to be mentally ill. Shit like this is coming out of the mouths of elected officials.

>> No.18851390

>>18851356
The concept of actually believing the jews created the entire concept of junk food and fast food as a multi-hundred or even thousand year strategy specifically to keep the white man down sounds like a massive delusional episode to me, but I guess some people play a medieval peasant in Dungeons & Dragons while others are just medieval peasants irl.

>> No.18851584

>>18847506
Dunno how it works in the US but in the UK you get free meals on deployment, otherwise you have to pay.
I remember being onboard once when it was being discussed whether they should start charging the crew for meals, until it was pointed out that it costs the same to run the engines for 1 minutes as it does to feed the entire crew for a day.

>> No.18851617

>>18850969
It's hollow. That's why it's only 140 calories.

>> No.18851690
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A ton of macros but probably no micros at all.

>> No.18851717

>>18851617
You can't feed 3 MEN on 1 cup and 140 calories of food, that's crazy talk...

>> No.18851750

>>18848776
Why the fuck would you come into a thread about this subject and try to dunk on people you goddamned idiot

>> No.18851759
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>>18847288
i bought this a few times and its alright

>> No.18851761

>>18848527
>ILL COME TO YOU!
please fucking dont

>> No.18852140

>>18847288
Its from Lidl. Not good, not even better than burger joints. Also same price as burger joints. Better skip and buy real food.

>> No.18852703

>>18851356
America is a semite supremacist empire churning out antigoyimism and there needn't be any conspiracy to it.

>> No.18852711

>>18851717
It expands upon boiling. Just cause you say you can serve 3 men doesn't mean you need to feed them.

>> No.18852725

I unironically enjoy the premade Walmart burgers.

>> No.18852735

>>18847727
>9g protein*
>*per serving**
>**one serving is three boxes

>> No.18852741

>>18850898
pretty sure it doesn't exist
https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1397236021796884480?lang=en

>> No.18852750

>>18847288
No pic, but when I was young and looking for drugs, I was in a trailer with three fat people and a deep fryer. They just sat there and fried cheap meat they bought with food stamps all day. The weed wasn't even that good.

>> No.18852772
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>>18848801
I'll come to you

>> No.18852800

>>18847502
That looks pretty good to be honest. I'm a sucker for gravy.

>> No.18852801

>>18847288
as soon as I saw this thread I got up and walked to the kitchen and made a peanut butter jelly and bacon sandwich
was good.

>> No.18852823

>>18852741
youre only pretty sure, huh?

>> No.18853434

>>18852823
I like to leave open the slight possibility some turboautist was inspired to actually make this

>> No.18853505

>>18847288
>>18847296
This lifestyle is cool and quirky when you are young, but quickly turns into a depressing reality when you are still living like this in your late 30s and your body very obviously reflects your lifestyle.

>> No.18853510

>>18847288
you'd think tthey'd be cheap but those are like 5 dollars per burger

>> No.18853517

>>18847355
>fowl tasting mush
chicken, waterfowl? And what kind of mush was it tasting?

>> No.18853538

>>18853517
Foul anon, not fowl. As in repulsive. It tasted like something that wasn't supposed to be in a burger patty.

>> No.18853554

>>18853538
ah, thank you. was it one of those new kinds of turkey patties or something?

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>>18847288

>> No.18853559

>>18853554
I believe it was made out of "meat or meat like products" or something similar, just like all of these.

>> No.18853589

>>18847296
Do privates get to use their own fridge ?

>> No.18853591
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18853591

Best way to cook this so it doesn't taste like shit?

>> No.18853620

>>18847288
>>/ck/

>> No.18853704

>>18853591
get the beef or don't get them

>> No.18853928

>>18853591
Air Fry or Bake

>> No.18853929

>>18853591
Post the instructions on the back of the package,
read them,
live them

>> No.18853939

>>18849132
Honestly quite hot

>> No.18853942

>>18847616
Wipe off the sauce and hope it deep fries nicely?

>> No.18853944

>>18847325
KAUFLANDCHADS RISE UP

Thüringer Klöße with the Hohenmarker Rostbratwürste washed down with copious amounts of Apfelschorle is a good way to live life

>> No.18853951

>>18847502
this is true unless you live in japan where they have bento
how has no one mentioned frozen pizza you /ck/s
are coping hard if you tell yourself frozen pizza is not like these other subhuman peasant feed lol

>> No.18853969

>>18853704
I don't like red meat

>> No.18854067

Frozen meals fascinate me.
Especially the ones which are like meat and 3 veg kinda ones.

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>> No.18854080

Potted meat and crackers

>> No.18854092
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>> No.18854099

>>18854075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf7EZbYv89M

>> No.18854151

Mom used to get these shrink wrapped pepperoni pizzas in the cold section at the grocery store. Apparently the pepperoni was from a regional pork company. The pizzas were somehow both bland and disgusting. The cardboard was so waterlogged, it became indistinguishable from the crust. I've never had the courage to try any of the other sausage products.
>>18851063
Jesus, I thought it was zucchini or something until I looked closer.

>> No.18854157

>>18853505
its a picture of a fridge faggot

>> No.18854164

>>18854151
You're not supposed to eat the cardboard.

>> No.18854191

>>18847294
>>18847297
>>18851210
It's been years since I've had them, but they used to sell a box of spaghetti with either tomato or cheese sauce. When I was studying I'd buy stacks of them when they were on sale, and have them with hotdogs for days on end.
It's a miracle I didn't die from malnutrition.

>> No.18854193

>>18851759
A smear of dijon along with the ketchup really improved the taste.

>> No.18854299

>>18848527
Its obvious fake it cant be true

>> No.18854477

>>18848527
>boil in plastic bag

Enjoy your carcinogens, fag.

>> No.18854487

>>18848527
yep, this wins

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>> No.18854534

>>18853591

cheaper to just make frijoles refritos and get some tortillas and cheese

even cheaper to make tortillas, but these aren't made to be good just made to be microwaved, always reminds me of the homeless shelter

would keep you from starving for sure

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>>18854534
>cheaper to make
>even cheaper
I don't think money is the core issue, brother.

>> No.18855191

>>18847288
wtf faggots these are great you put some mustard and some more cheese in there and its a solid 7/10 burger

>> No.18855197

>>18855191
no there's always that metallic aftertaste

>> No.18855209

>>18847553
>i keep wondering who the fuck buys it
Ashens

>> No.18855217

>>18847553
If we had those here and they were REALLY cheap I might try making soup with one.
Eating it as-is out of the can is nasty, though, even if you heat it.

>> No.18856129

>>18855191
>7/10
Look, I get being OK with a crummy burger, but 7/10 is pretty friggin high man.

>> No.18856449

>>18848750
I had one of these once, the one with a brownie in one of the compartments. I generally ate well as a kid but my mom always liked buying weird shit to try and liked having some ready made stuff laying around in case she wasn't home to make supper.

Might have been the worst thing I ever ate, it felt like I wasn't even eating food.

>> No.18856479

>>18856129
not him but maybe he's not nuts and it's a weighted score. like hot pockets are 10/10 for me. I'd rather a lot more different things though

>> No.18856503

>>18848706
that's because you're not an adult yet
if basic food preparation is a struggle for you, you're at give up on life status

>> No.18856508

>>18855197
That's just the blood clots in your brain

>> No.18856511

>>18856449
Faggot

>> No.18856518

>>18856503
ah yes, the mythical ''male'' that eats a whole head of lettuce within 6 days has arrived.

>> No.18856524

>>18847321
That actually looks pretty good if I didn't know what good lasaga looked like

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for me, it's picrel
one or two is understandable, but when you find yourself buying the 24 pack at BJ's you know you're in a dark spot

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>>18854075
>Stouffer's
I used to buy picrelated all the time, but for some reason they stopped making it after the covid lockdowns, probably because they finally realized that all the burnt plastic you end up with after making one will give you cancer eventually. I currently make "my own" out of Kraft mac n' cheese mixed with seasoned ground beef, but I think eventually I'll switch over to Hamburger Helper which was probably what Stouffer's was trying to copy in the first place.

>> No.18856709

>>18854099
lmao

>> No.18856721

>>18856577
I got this but the Top Ramen version at the beginning of the year from Costco because it was on sale. Gotta say having it in the pantry for mornings where I absolutely don't give a shit about making breakfast or days where I have zero will to make work lunch for tomorrow is pretty damn convenient.

>> No.18856781

>>18848575
>sous vide exists

>> No.18856819
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>>18848527
this is fake
this guy called Wagner makes these images

>> No.18856827

>>18853591
I had so many of these when I was poorfagging it up in college
These and ramen noodles (that I almost never cooked. I just ate the dry noodle squares like a rice cake)

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Those of you who know the brand know.
For the rest of you, imagine soda flavoured with the same stuff than your hand washing soap.
That's what you get.

>> No.18856888

>>18853591
Deep fried.

>> No.18856893

>>18847296
show us teh freezer boot.

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>> No.18856902

>>18856897
really decent frozen shit but way too expensive

>> No.18856908

>>18856897
i fuck with these
specifically the egg and sausage croissants

>> No.18856946

>>18856831
soda to treat gout?

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>> No.18856973

>>18856902
english muffins and walmart sausage patties

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>>18856577
similar to this poster

spam is fine. it's full of salt, but if you add a little flavor to it, it's fine

you don't need 24 of them from amazon

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>>18847288

>> No.18857008

>>18856908
Kill yourself nigger.

>> No.18857016
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>>18857008
make me

>> No.18857024

>>18857008
>>18857016
>criossant
like a star wars planet lmao

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>>18857031

>> No.18857291

>>18857031
>won't even spring for brass casings
grim

>> No.18858092

>>18856888
True but only after brushing all the ice off

>> No.18858400

>>18847727
Americans laugh at pork faggots but then make them steak shaped, name them steaks, and wolf them down

>> No.18858409

>>18856987
>pica&pica24h
pica is the medical term for when you start eating things that literally aren't food. Like mud and ice. It's normally caused by nutrient deficiencies.

>> No.18858422

>>18853591
put a slice of cheese on top when you bake them

>> No.18858429

>>18858422
Saturated fats no thanks think all just cook them in microwave and use a fork to peel all the beens out and throw away the Nast tortilla

>> No.18858464
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>>18847288

>> No.18858498

>>18858464
Is that your lunch?

>> No.18858579

>>18858464
thats not crown royal

>> No.18858928

>>18857024
>star wars

I don't watch that fag shit, faggot.

>> No.18858939

>>18856819
>14g of Sugar

>> No.18858944

>>18858422
This man knows

>> No.18858975

>>18858928
Sounds like someone's a wittuw gwumpy

>> No.18858979
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18858979

I like to eat Rustlers from time to time, shit ain't bad.

>> No.18858981

>>18856982
That’s how Costco sells it. It’s not really a problem, spam lasts for years and doesn’t take up a lot of room.

>> No.18859005

>>18847553
Bread in a can is legitimately tasty.

>> No.18859011

>>18847727
These look like shit but taste alright.
>>18847511
These are awful though.

>> No.18859013

>>18858979
Even win a trip to Detroit?

>> No.18859027

>>18856577
I buy the bricks in giant cases because they last for fucking ever and they make good meals when I hate the idea of real cooking

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>>18859013
They never ran that campaign over here in Germany, or at least I never caught wind of it.
>mfw I got cucked out of a chance to win a action filled trip to Detroit

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>>18856987
>>18858409
Pica pica is the latin name for the Eurasian magpie. The medical condition is named after her.

>> No.18859547

>>18858400
The real mystery is why you still call them faggots decades after the term has been bastardized.

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>>18859013
>>18859030

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>>18858409
>>18859038
Pica is spanish for the verb snack. Which coincidentally is related to birds as it also means to peck. And its also related to that medical condition you said because those fucking hamburgers are hardly food and fucking vile and I only get some when I'm coming home drunk afterhours or depressed and on a fucked up sleeping schedule.

>> No.18859969

>>18856518
How is that even hard what

>> No.18859988

>>18850986
Replace the bread with dried chicken breast and I think anon is on to something.

>> No.18859996

>>18847288
If you're gonna do this just go to McDonald's. They pay pretty good attention to the health stuff these days.

>> No.18860005

>>18850971
Your mom sucks in every sense of the word. No parent should neglect their kids just to whore themselves out. I hope you're doing better, anon.

>> No.18860215

>>18859821
I keep it together every time I read this until I get to "nip round the chemist." I don't know what it is about that phrase, but I break every time.

>> No.18860258

>>18850976
>raises their test levels
You dont say... time for some onion PB sandwiches

>> No.18860455

>>18851690
Giving up on life? Bro that shit is tasty af even if its processed shit

>> No.18860521

>>18859821
>>18860215
For me it's "on the dole, hiding in cubbards"

>> No.18860642

>>18856987
Indian vending machine?

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>> No.18861505

>>18852801
Shit. Good point dude. Pre cooked shelf stable bacon is a huge life cope. Might as well just lie and eat Baco Bits or Chipped beef.

>> No.18861547

>>18861358
Fuckkun lah dee dah Mr Monopoly. That's some clever shit right there. Not even a Totionos or Red Baron or Tombstone..Stoffers French Bread even...3 meats?! Cor fuckin blimey m8.

>> No.18861585

>>18851690
>eating deep fried cheese
do yuropoors really?

>> No.18861660

>>18859821
>>18860215
>>18860521
I already lose at "more cum than man", and I'm using "right snoggered" on a weekly basis.

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>>18847553
>>18859005
Have you or other anons tried this? Are their other brands? Do they serve Boston brown bread a lot in Boston?

>> No.18861674

>>18851690
Do we have this in the u.s? I want one wtf

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>>18860215
>>18860521
>>18861660
>wassit say then fargus?

>> No.18861684

>>18848527
Who the fuck is Davis and why would I want him to visit? Ever?

>> No.18861698

>>18856819
>Cows killed humanely with lethal injection
I love when my dinner contains poision

>> No.18861699

>>18861585
they're baked.
also if you're american then you have no right to talk about cheese.

>> No.18861720

>>18861684
Because you won

>> No.18861754

>>18848527
id unironically buy that just for the novelty factor

>> No.18861767

>>18848527
1/3 of that is only 140 calories? I can eat the whole thing for just 420 calories, great way to lose weight

>> No.18861821

>>18851717
Did Jimmy Dean ever pay reparations?

>> No.18861852

>>18860005
There's a reason he's on an anime cooking forum talking about how much of a whore his mom is in a thread about frozen tv dinners.

>> No.18861861

>>18851194
Is this based on an actual thread?

>> No.18861920

>>18856982
I learned you can desalt them by boiling it for a while if the extra salt is a pain for you.

>> No.18862024

>>18854191
I used to buy big blocks of the cheapest cheese I could find, microwave it and eat it on cheap bread. Come exam season I'd get a few blocks, a couple of boxes of cereal and some juice/milk and hole up for two weeks to study then come out feeling fine and ready for a holiday. Youth is like a cheatcode I guess.

>> No.18862056

>>18859027
>>18856721
I love doing this too, pretty sure it started out with my mom treating this like a special occasion when she was too tired to make actual food.

>> No.18862100

>>18861662
I have a can in my kitchen but haven't had it. It's a thing in Maine.

>> No.18862158
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pickled foods and fermented foods are bittersweet.
they are rotting food that bring sourness from lactic acid and maybe vinegar.
like the hotdog,pizza its just a vehicle for something else.
the pickle is decayed, but it attracts new life and uses it as energy. and in turn makes your belly feel good.
from all the microbes it attracted as the brine and pickle baited them to flourish to the exclusion of all other life.

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>>18847288
Ramen made with shirataki noodles and a 6-pack of Guinness

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>>18847288

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>>18848527
>I'll come to you
What did David mean by this?

>> No.18862931

>>18847296
>Eggs in the fridge

>> No.18862935

>>18862910
it means you have no choice in the matter
if you win, hes coming to your house regardless if you want him to or not

>> No.18862963

>>18862910
>some unknown guy
>serial killer face
>I'll come to you
>this is a prize you could win
Feels like something straight out of a Tim and Eric sketch

>> No.18863340

>>18861861
many threads

>> No.18863357

>>18850916
Most insults are externalized insecurities.

>> No.18863521

>>18861662
It's traditionally more of a camping food

>> No.18863551
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this was my ex gf's favorite cake. she didn't like any other birthday cake, it had to be this one. hold me, brehs

>> No.18863577

>>18847288
Literally anything frozen/prepackaged. You're not a child you can make your own meals using ingredients, if you eat mass produced slop you're only killing yourself slowly.

>> No.18863608

>>18863551
This was my ex's favorite cake except from Dairy Queen.
Don't worry bro. Your ex will die from the vax. You win.

>> No.18863803

>>18847727
I think they changed the recpie of these. I remember as a kid being able to eat the fuck out of these. now they taste like shit.

>> No.18863808

>>18863551
those carvel guys know what they're doing

>> No.18863809

>>18863803
i dont want to be reddit but thats just you man
nothing will taste as good as it did when you where a kid

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>>18862855
>roaches
Oh! Mein! Gott!

>> No.18863881

>>18863872
thats fucking weird as fuck
i mean i enjoyed it but what the fucking hell

>> No.18863918

>>18863872
Is it a more of a cultural or genetic thing for Asians (specifically the chinese) to take such great pleasure in torturing forms of like that they see as lesser?

>> No.18863961

>>18860215
Funny enough that's actually a real phrase people use here all the time. Nip down the shops, nip round someone's house, etc.

>> No.18864693

>>18853591
Some of the less nasty microwave burritos are fine with a little chunky salsa on top

>> No.18864703

>>18847511
this looks tasty as shit

>> No.18864710

>>18856946
goût apparently means flavor in French
gross

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Move aside, peasants

>> No.18864722

>>18858979
Except they're not as cheap as their quality would suggest and every now and then you'd have this vile piece of cartilage/bone in the 'meat'. Otherwise they're ok I guess

>> No.18864748

>>18847511
I used to buy those bags/trays of breaded chicken patties, bake them, and slice them up to use in other things. Usually pasta with butter, salt. garlic and cheese or rice with soy sauce. I've also made chicken parm with them though so the pic but with extra steps. They're really convenient to have in the house. I would get them more often but the patties have gotten smaller/thinner and the price has gone up.

>> No.18864824

>>18858464
This. I used to buy rum and drink in my parents' basement as a 22 year old drop out

>> No.18864837

>>18863357
Shut the fuck up black gay retard.

>> No.18864852

>>18853591
Get fucked up and don't eat for a few hours. Get to that point where you're so fucked up you didn't even know you were hungry and your stomach starts hurting from not having ate for several hours.

>> No.18864855

>>18848750
My brain saw the thumbnail and thought it was the GTA SA map

>> No.18865296

>>18862910
>1 n five contestants gets their dicks cut off

>> No.18865540

>>18851584
I hope the discussion then turned to how to run the engines for 1 less minute a day.

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>>18864837

>> No.18865862

>>18863357
This has always been an externalized cope in itself. Just because it happens some of the time doesn't magically jump it to "most", you are usually being insulted justifiably for how you are.

>> No.18866092

7/11 pizza. i like them personally.

>> No.18866548

>>18851356
>You absolutely don't have to be mentally ill. Shit like this is coming out of the mouths of elected officials.
You got it backwards. Our politicians are getting more retarded.

>> No.18866578

>>18856577
I got a box of those because they last forever, probably more than me.

>> No.18866602

>>18852735
a serving is one salisbury steak
it's to cover for the fact that a single box is 4,000 mg of sodium.

>> No.18866614

>>18864852
>your stomach starts hurting from not having ate for several hours

how fat are you holy shit

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>>18847288

>> No.18867039

>>18867024
tried a McEnnedy oven pizza one time and it was a truly sad experience

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I almost miss the days I'd buy the cheapest alcohol possible and drink it while eating these

>> No.18867053

>>18859821
I lose every time I see this one
Shat myself laughing once

>> No.18867056

>>18863551
This used to be my favorite too. We called it Cardboard Cake since it had the same texture. Looking back I don't know why I liked it, but I liked it

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If you buy more than one in a month

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>>18867039
The hot dog stuffed crust pizza is actually quite good. The rest are """deep dish""" style which basically means you're mostly eating bread.

t. frozen pizza connoisseur

>> No.18867245

>>18867045
I bought a six pack of these yesterday.

>> No.18867250

>>18847502
Serve that on a plate and it looks pretty good though? Even has some vegetables.

>> No.18867254

>>18854075
Fuck off, Stouffers is great. You need to get the Italiano one, though. It's the only variety with both meat and ricotta cheese.

>> No.18867435

>>18861699
They're "baked" when you reheat them.
They were fried by the manufacturer. Cope harder yurotard.

>> No.18867612

>>18867172
i agree. turns out while i don't like "real" thin crust pizza, as in more fresh instead of frozen, frozen thin crust pizza is way better than it's normal hand-tossed or rising crust brothers.

>> No.18867629

>>18867254
stouffers trash is 99% filler shut the fuck up

>> No.18867645

>>18863357
Am i....the real faggot all along?

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>>18858464
Do you mean booze in general or specifically this? Because there are a lot sadder things to be drinking than bacardi gold.

>> No.18867758

>>18867075
>>18867748
I buy 3 of these a month

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>>18867758
forgot pic

>> No.18867808

>>18848750
>he got fed everyday and it was food and still complains

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>>18847288
For me, it's roasted peanuts. When I was a depressed NEET I'd literally go for days eating nothing but peanuts.

>> No.18867857

>>18854075
Stouffer's lasagna is perfectly fine. Most other things made by Stouffer's qualifies though, imo

>> No.18868047

>>18867645
Let's find out...together.

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>>18867848
they are really moreish
we have a weird beef flavour version in the uk and ive ate myself sick on them a few times

>> No.18868297

>>18856982
>BUYING A 24 PACK OF A NON-PERISHABLE FOOD ITEM THAT YOU EAT OFTEN!?
>WHY I- WHY I NEVER!

>> No.18868312

>>18865862
nah

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>>18848527
Just like nonna used to make...

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>> No.18868690

>>18851063
>>18848750
wtf

>> No.18868799

>>18868297
...point is you're not supposed to be eating spam often. way to miss it anon.

>> No.18868848

>>18868799
it keeps forever so why not get a big pack

>> No.18868865

>>18847288
great value pot pie

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>>18848504
en cours?

>> No.18868909

>>18868848
because i use 1 can of spam in 3-4 months maybe, not 24 in any definable time period

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>>18847288
they remind me of living at home and having nothing but these to eat because of my parents poor shopping choices

>> No.18869074

Why does frozen food look so comfy…

>> No.18869082

>>18862931
We burgers have to keep them in the fridge because anti-vaxxers stop our chicken from getting vaccinated against salmonella and the eggs need to be washed which fucks up the coating of the egg and lets shit permeate it.

>> No.18869375

everything i eat is "i've given up on life" food because it's easy to make and that's the most important part to me

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>>18856987
>bobs but no vagena

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I don't have autism, YOU'RE autism.

>> No.18869880

>>18861861
It's /fit/ in a nutshell

>> No.18869892

The worst pizza I've ever eaten was from circle /k/ it was so nasty, like the bread part of the pizza was like the bread from their sandwiches, the "pepperoni" was the nasty salami shit they put on their sandwiches, I bought one for 5 bucks thinking it would be a good deal, it's the only pizza I've taken one bite of and thrown in the garbage.

>> No.18869944

>>18867045
I'm so scared of buying these because I love them so much. After a while I'll say fuck it and eat 3 in one sitting.

>> No.18869983

>>18867045
Wish my costco sold these, I have to settle for buying them from the food court

>> No.18870149

>>18869864
Boost always tasted too ferrous for me, but I've lived this life before and it's pretty okay.

>> No.18870203

>>18867024
Oh god almighty, I tried this fucking thing from Lidl once, it was absolutely vile, threw it out after trying to eat like a half.

>> No.18870204

>>18868312
yeh, it's always just used to mindlessly brush things away in denial by the persons being directly critiqued.

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lmao

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>> No.18870233

>>18847553
the bread in a can makes sense for preservation
also it is actually more of a cake

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>>18861662
its supposed to be paired with their baked beans

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>>18861662
>Are their other brands?
its a thing in Japan, mostly for emergency survival I suppose, or those micro apartments without enough room

>> No.18870310

>>18869983
Idk where you're located, but apparently along with axing Combo pizzas and onions for the hotdogs, a lot of Costcos essentially switched to these style Frozen chicken bakes (albeit bigger) for their foodcourts instead of what they had before. So in a way you are kinda getting these if you get one from there :\

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This and cocktail sausaged

>> No.18870515

>>18869864
Wouldnt it be cheaper to down a gallon of milk a week instead of buying these? Unless you got these on sale then fair enough.

>> No.18870537

>>18847511
This one is way better than their "Salisbury steak" variety. Goes fine with about five Steel Reserve tallboys.

>> No.18870540

>>18861662
This stuff is really good toasted over the fire. Camping staple. Eating cold is not near as good. Hard to find outside New England.

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>>18848527

>serves 3 men

>> No.18870546

>>18848504
Damn, this one actually looks good. Never seen this variety.

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>>18847288
Used to char the hell out of these right out of the freezer on a panini grill.

>> No.18870771

>>18870218
I know faggots are a real thing but no way that's a real package?

>> No.18870796

>>18870569
Based but also comfypilled

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There was a time where I was eating at least five of these a week.

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>>18861861
Probably.

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>>18867857
This was surprisingly decent.

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>>18867612
You should also put a little bit of water at the bottom in a pan. Keep it from getting cardboardy. Probably the best frozen pizza I've had

>> No.18871107

>>18869074
Frozen and microwaveable food is kinda comfy in a sense. If you make them often enough you get used to how long it takes to prepare them, the taste etc.

>> No.18871245

>>18870816
Looks better than the mcrib

>> No.18871350

>>18867857
The stouffers mac and cheese was a family favorite.

>> No.18871568

>>18870537
My stomach hurt reading this. Why do you treat your body so badly

>> No.18871975

>>18870310
That's depressing :(

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>>18857016

croissant with egg cheese and sausage is absolute god-tier

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>>18856897
>>18871984
For a week or two my grocery store clearanced out these Red's sandwiches at half price. They're pretty damn good for $6 a box instead of fucking $12.

>> No.18872057

>>18872037
Red's burritos are so good when on sale, otherwise too expensive.
>tfw no burrito making wife named paige