/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18834602
Fruit sauces on meat

>>18834602
I got e-coli from apple juice one time. Still makes my nuts go into my body thinking about drinking apple juice.

>>18834602
heard my dad talking to an old army freind about smelling the bodies burning in bosnia and how it smelled like when my mum cooked pork
every time i eat pork i think of that, i dont eat pork anymore

>>18834602
Jesus I was gonna say yogurt and Flintstones vitamins and you had get some real shit out the gate

>>18834602
balogna
egg salad
hardboiled eggs
canned tuna
tuna sandwiches
potato salad
hot dogs

still won't eat any of that shit

Liver and onions.

Daily chapattis
Haven't had one since I was ~10

>>18834638
>Traumatized by flat bread

>>18834633
This. Had to take a fork full of liver and mashed potatoes at the same time while pinching my nose. Immediately followed by half a glass of milk. Had to sit at the table until all the liver was gone.

>>18834645
I really didn't like the taste of them

>>18834602
HAMBURGER HELPER IS THE DEVIL

>>18834647
I had to sit at the table until the liver was gone. I was lucky we had a sneaky chihuahua under the table.

I opened one of those big flat jolly ranchers and it had a bug inside of it.

Scrambled eggs.
I was 3 and eating scrambled eggs with a metal spoon when I accidentally bit the spoon.
Caused me to lose my first baby tooth. Have been squeamish with metal utensils ever since, and hearing people touch them to their teeth makes me physically cringe.

>>18834661
OP here,I was so happy on hamburger helper nights because my step moms from scratch cooking was almost all as bad as my first post. The great thing about Hamburger Helper was they didnt fuck with the instructions, and it tasted more or less edible. Except for the cheeseburger one, that shit was nasty and one time it went up my nose.

>>18834602

Weirdly enough mashed potatoes and plain buttered peas. I was a skinny little fuck and was force fed them as a kid. I’m 26 and am only just starting to eat mashed potatoes and peas mixed into dishes.

Mushrooms
>be kid
>at dinner
>mom makes some kind of dish thats loaded with mushrooms
>smells funny so I refuse to eat it
>mom forces me to eat the mushrooms until I vomit all over the dinner table

To this day even the smell of mushrooms makes me feel ill. Haven't eaten one since.

>>18834602
Sunny side up eggs that had uncooked eggs, unseasoned and cooked in the cheapest olive oil. Disgusting.

>>18834734
I fried eggs in olive oil as a kid. It was a nasty learning experience.

>>18834602
a cold fruit soup with noodles from elementary school canteen

>>18834602
my family is fucked up
once my mother would tell stories about how she was force fed really gross foods when she was a child by my insane grandmother until she threw up, but then she would force feed her her own throw up as punishment for throwing up. later I asked my mother about this story and she acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. her memory is fucked with all kinds of repressed bullshit and trauma and constantly has insane circular logic that makes no sense 99% of the time. both of my parents had traumatic childhoods and they ensured that I had one too. It was like growing up with cia mk-ultra as parents due to the amount of constant bullshit they would try to pull with me.

a common thing that would happen:
>at dinner table
>here try this food "you will like it"
>always disgusting 100% of the time no exceptions
>say I don't like it
>next day
>here try this you will love it
>???? same exact food as yesterday
>no thanks I tried this before and I didn't like it
>"what are you talking about you never had this! here try it youuuuullll looooooooooove iiiiiiiit"
>try it again
>actually vomit all over the table
>father yells "MOTHER FUCKER!!!" and almost throws up too
>next day they try to feed me the same thing they know I tried and didn't like 100x before
>act like they have no fucking idea
>treat me like I'm stupid
>develop severe trust issues

I now always eat alone in a locked room to ensure nobody bothers me while eating.

now they always pretend to be sad that we never eat dinner as a family

>don't give a fuck

>>18834907
continued:

>be eating at table
>mother comes to clean 1 crumb she saw near me
>continue eating
>she tries to clean the whole table again
>constantly asking if she can take dishes or forks or cups or anything away to wash it
>"no I'm not done eating yet"
>every fucking second tries to clean the whole table again.
>EVERY
>SINGLE
>SECOND
>ask her "what's the point, why don't you just wait until I'm finished, wont that be easier? it's really bothering me"
>keeps doing it anyway
>have to actually start screaming and freaking out for her to leave me alone to be able to actually sit and eat in peace

>>18834602
Mom would make lasagna with cottage cheese and it was disgusting. Always thought lasagna was gross until I had it at a friend's house and his mom made it the right way, my little mind was blown

>>18834602
Grandmas gross hands touching the food too much

>>18834925
continued:

>go with parents to eat at restaurant
>be eating food
>feel fine
>everything is okay
>parents obsessively start making exaggerated fake concern trolling comments about how I'm eating too fast and going to get a stomach ache
>clearly I'm eating at a normal speed
>the keep trying to grandmother and micromanage every single crumb of food I eat
>cmon anon slow down slow down your gonna get a stomach ache
>anon slow down
>anon
>anon
>ANON
>ANON SLOW DOWN
>FASTER SPONGEBOB
>HURRY SPONGEBOB FASTER
>ANON ANON ANON
>YOU ARE EATING TOO FAST ANON HELLO ANON OMG ANON
>actually get an anxiety attack stomach ache because of them
>projectile vomit all over our entire table all over my whole family's food in front of the whole restaurant
>father yells "MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!"
>I'm pissed off and my meal is ruined and I feel horrible but I just start laughing because they literally caused it to happen and have only themselves to blame.

Every single part of my childhood was like this.

>>18834602
When I was like 10 I ate one of those costco chicken bakes while on a road trip with my family. That night I got the worst food poisoning of my entire life so far. We had just made it back to our shitty hotel room and suddenly I started blasting out both ends, i spiked a massive fever and was sweating like a pig. I ended up curling up in the hotel bathtub because i was both too weak to make it back to bed and also i was shitting and puking so constantly there was no point in leaving the bathroom. At like 3am I suddenly got delirious and stripped off all my clothes and tried to open the hotel door and go sprinting outside but in my state I couldn't figure out how to take the chain off the door and my parents eventually woke up and dragged me back into the bathroom.
I'm almost 30 now and to this day the smell of those chicken bakes makes me gag.

>get sick as a kid
>crazy asian parents make congee
>its fucking water, rice, and salted fish
>tastes absolutely as disgusting as it sounds
>get even more sick because they force me to eat it
>throw up on the floor because of the congee, not because i'm sick
>forever associate congee (and risotto) with disgusting hospital food

And they still wonder why I refuse to touch the stuff.

>be me
>be kid
>at babysitter's house
>she has 3 kids of her own
>lunch time
>some godawful meat with mixed vegetables
>her kids eat all of it because they don't know any better
>struggling to eat this meat, but it's so dry I just can't do it
>eat all my mixed veggies instead (which I hate, but the meat was so bad I had to eat something) to try to get out of eating the meat
>she tells me I can't leave the table until I finish eating her shit meat
>her and her 3 kids go outside to play in the backyard after eating
>(she was a massive cunt by the way)
>sitting at the table; watching all of them through the kitchen window playing outside, getting more and more pissed off by the second
>light bulb goes off
>stuff the meat into my mouth then walk over to the window and show her my empty tray
>she tells me I can come outside now
>go outside through the front door instead of the backdoor
>walking along the side of her house where they can't see me
>spit the chewed up meat all over the side of their house as a 'fuck you'
God that felt good.

My mother's roast lamb was dry as a nun's cunt. She always overcooked it. No other meat got that treatment, not even pork.

>>18834610
First time I had McDonald's, I was violently ill and didn't eat it again, save for the ice cream and ice-cream-adjacent things (milkshakes etc), for close to 20 years.

>>18834788
Wut? We fry eggs in olive oil all the time in Italy. They're fine. More than fine, actually. They're tits. Are you saying you don't like tits? Are you a homosexual?

I was forced to eat uni at 14 and now the texture of cooked mushrooms or raw sushi makes me fucking die. it sucks bros

>>18834934
lol
I hated when my grandmother would kiss me because her wet, sloppy kisses practically saturated my face with slobber. I swear to fuck, she must be half St Bernard.

>>18834602
My parents lied to me and fed me liver saying it was just a steak. I have never trusted them ever since.

>>18835059
No no. Gooey whites, and NO salt or pepper. Crappy olive oil. It's gross. Butter is way better.

Nice evoo on top with chives is delicious.

>>18835098
>Gooey whites, and NO salt or pepper
So you cooked them poorly and
>Crappy olive oil.
used oil of poor quality. Cook them properly and use good olive oil.
>Butter is way better.
Strongly disagree, but you do you. Lard is nice for eggs. Have you tried that before?

>>18835108
Thread is about childhood trauma you dingaling. My dad who sucks at cooking prepared them.........

>>18834602
Pölsa, it’s a Swedish dish made of pigs lungs and barley.
my dad loves it while i can’t stand the stuff.
but since he’s an alcoholic and always had a few tins of this stuff at home he’d often make it out of convenience.
i just remember poking at the chunky grey slop on my plate as he was chugging beers, knowing i’d probably find him passed out in the apartment building stairwell early in the morning after being gone all night.

>>18835108
And yes I have. I like lard a bit more than tallow for eggs.

>>18835115
>trauma
Oh, derp. Yeah.
>My dad who sucks at cooking prepared them
I thought you fried them.
>>18834788
>I fried eggs in olive oil as a kid.

>>18835122
Yeah, lard's great. Especially flavoured lard, like American bacon or Mexican chorizo grease. I got some Mexican chorizo and used it to basically make a New World version of sucuklu yumurta. We had it with baguette and salad. So. Fucking. Good.

i got super sick from arby's once when i was a kid and avoided it for years, but i must have gotten over it because i forgot about it until this thread.

>>18835041
also asian here, I think your parents fucked with you hard. congee when made properly is top tier comfort food.

if it isnt too much id recommend you to try it out, toss rice and water in a pot, bring it to a boil, add boullion cube, ginger slices, salt and soy sauce to taste, shredded chicken, and simmer it until you get either a good sloppa consistency or as watery thin as you want it. top with few drops of sesame oil and pepper. wa la, best for cold days

>>18834602
fish. the only person that liked fish in my family was my dad. the only things my dad did not like were onions and mushrooms, otherwise he would eat anything midwestern.

the last time he tried to get us to eat fish, he served trout, canned corn and mashed potatoes. I hate fish and canned corn. no one would eat the fish or canned corn. Dad got fed up slapped me, and shoved fish and canned corn in my mouth and forced me to eat it.

Sisters saw this and pretended to like it (they told me later they hated it).

Mother told my dad that fish would never be served again and if he wanted corn he could make some for himself and we would eat the vegetables we could stomach.

I've tried fish many times since then and cannot understand what people like about it.

>>18834602
guy I worked with bought a burrito from one of those mexican generic food trucks, while eating it, he found half a roach. guess where the other half went.

never ate a burrito off a cheap food truck since.

>>18834932
My aunt did that. she thought it was the same as ricotta, or she was just cheap.

>>18835196
I'm not the other guy, but what you are saying is "your not doing it right" I have never had a food I don't like done "the right way" and taste good.

Bitter brussel sprouts and overcooked leathery pork chops

>>18834602
back in college my room mate and I went hiking in the desert near the college exploring old mines and shit. at one point we stumbled on a pit with a rotting dead cow in it. it must have fallen in and either got hurt and died or could not get out and died.

my room mate started throwing rocks at the maggot infested carcass which smelled fucking disgusting.

I was worried we were going to get it on us as it was splattering everywhere.

Later when we got back to the campus at dinner time we go to stand in line at the cafeteria.

I start smelling that dead cow again. I'm looking all over me and my room mate to see where the smell is coming from. he can't figure it out either.

We are both sure people can smell us but play it cool.

We get up to the serving line and found the source of the smell.

steamed brussels sprouts.

>>18835119
>dish made of pigs lungs and barley.
Sounds like swedish version of haggis

>>18835220
Putting cottage cheese in lasagna is a thing done I know for sure in the midwest, and its been done for years because Im in my 40's and have known it was a thing since I was a kid.

>>18835228
I have had one food I absolutely detest made by someone and liked it. I was forced to eat cheap generic canned green beans as a kid. I hated them and every form of green beans after that, including ones right out of the garden made with bacon. But an Indian joint I liked fixed up a dish with green beans and it was divine.

>>18835333
I'm 56 and my aunt was a hippy bitch. she adopted a shit ton of kids and made slop to feed them. spaghetti with sauce and meat but did not drain the fat so it was swimming in beef tallow.

I have stories.

please tell me you people have gotten revenge on your parents. you can't just let them get away with this

How dumb were you kids that your brains decided to dislike your only available source of sustenance? Seems like you already wanted to die.

Dave's Insanity Sauce

>Brother offers me a small teaspoon while laughing and saying "Here, try this"
>Tries it
>mfw several seconds later

>>18835403
when one does not live in a hut in deepest darkest africa one does not have to eat food one does not like.

I bet if you ask people in those huts if they like eating ALL the foods they eat you'd find that they probably don't like half of it.

>>18835428
It doesn't matter what you could have bought, dummy. You didn't have a job and buy your own food.

>>18834611
pussy...

-your dad

Super well done++ steak. like a hockey puck left to sit out in death valley. we had it all the time, mom was terrified of food poisoning.

>>18835461
Op here, my step mom did that too. Dad was super poor growing up, so he wanted to eat steak, but problem is he was way too cheap to buy decent steak, so we ate the cheapest cuts, covered in cajun seasoning, fried to hell and back. Served with mashed potatoes made with skim milk and country crock margarine, and a can of generic corn that had been nuked in the microwave.

I appreciate the fact my parents fed me, but the option should not have been eat it or get the shit knocked out of you.

>>18834602
None.

>>18834602
Not a meal, but dad's lazy chewy bacon.

>>18835196
>shredded chicken
Wut? While we don't call it congee, people from my nan's part of the world make chicken rice porridge. They just toss in pre-cooked bits of chicken (from making the stock for the porridge) along with the rice and other ingredients and slow cook it all until the chicken kind of shreds itself. It's good and now I'm gonna make some sometime in the next several days.
>sesame oil
Yeah, we just use chicken grease from the stock. No added fat.

>>18835438

>>18834602
Similar story here. My gargoyle of a stepmom would occasionally make black-eyed bean exactly as you described. It was like eating a sweaty arm pit in soup form. As kids we didn't have an option about our meals. We had to eat what we were served and sit there until we're done. I gave it my best effort and suffered through plenty of times but one warm summer night, after smelling this foul garbage all afternoon, I was pushed past my limit. Only a few bites into dinner I puked in my bowl at the table. It splashed, sadly not on her though. That was the last time she made them for us and the last time I've ever eaten them. If I knew that's all it would take I would have tried it sooner. After that they took me serious when I said a meal was making me feel sick.

>>18835403
>How dumb were you kids that your brains decided to dislike your only available source of sustenance?
About half as dumb as you were before the dementia set in.

>>18835692
>availability isn't relevant to the question of availability
I shouldn't expect better from a brain that wanted to die.

None. Because I'm not a dramatic picky little bitch.

>>18835980
But somehow you still turn out a fag

>>18836358
Stay mad kid

>>18835936
it's like you didn't read my post.

>>18834602
It was some kind of meatball soup my babysitter made. I never ate with them but this day the said my mom was running late so I had to eat their dinner. They kept whispering to eachother and were being vague about when my mom was coming. The meat made this oil sheen on the soup that made me think they had poisoned it with kerosene and were trying to kill me.
Eventually, Mom came and got me at like 9pm. Grandma was in the hospital with a heartattack.
That was a pretty miserable meal. Grandma was ok for a couple more years after that but not long enough, bros.

this one type of pudding. my cousin spilled a burning hot whole plate of it on me when i was a kid and i have not eaten it since then

Damn my mom's cooking wasn't great but now I'm thankful I didn't have to eat spoiled, toxic food under the threat of violence. I'd be ghosting those fuckers at 18

For years my parents eouldn't let me drink apple cider because they thought I had an allergic reaction from it when I know for sure that I was having an allergic reaction to walnuts that my cousin was giving me on thanksgiving when I was like 6 or 7

>>18834907
carbon monoxide poisoning

>>18834602
Boiled hotdogs with boxed macaroni and cheese.

>>18834602
None

>>18835980
This. They must be terrified of the thought of prison. Not because of rape, which they fantasize about, but because of the yucky stinky food they would have to endure!

Fucking children.

>>18834602
In iirc 3rd grade, i had a school lunch that included brussels sprouts. which would have been bad enough, except that someone in the kitchen had the bright idea to cook them in corn syrup, I guess under the assumption that kids will eat anything if it's got sugar in it.
I refused to eat brussels sprouts for nearly 40 years after that. Finally had some (cooked in butter and bacon) at a nice steak house and thought they were amazing, I make them every few weeks now.

>>18835043
God I love stories of malignant compliance.

>>18836621
>People cannot have preferences you MUST shovel whatever is placed in front of you into your mouth!

>>18834602
>My little brother was more stubborn, and my dad would end up sometimes beating him till he puked.
Your dad beat his own biological child so that his new wife wouldn’t get her feelings hurt? What a fucking dirtbag.

>>18834602
Cabbage. My mother would sometimes make cabbage soup and I remember literally throwing up the first time I actually was forced to eat it because it was so slimy.

>>18834610
me too. was it from odwala?

>>18834602
I lived for some years with my grandparents and I started to hate beef because my grandma would overcook it; she just threw it in a pot with oil to deep-fry it to the point it would come out dry, tough and unsavory. I dreaded it so much that I'd ask her to let me do something else if she wanted to serve beef that day and I would eat scrambled eggs, canned tuna or cheap sausages. Luckily, she didn't do the same with chicken.
The years passed and I would still avoid eating beef at all, even when I began cooking on my own. One day I bought a thin cut, read about how to season and cook it properly and I stopped having that problem. I still don't touch fancy cuts or thicker ones, though.

>>18834602
>Fucking love eggs as a wee lad
>Boiled, fried, scrambled, ect
>One day, try to make scrambled eggs myself
>Add way too much oil, basically a swimming pool
>Put egg in when oil was still cold
>Topped with way too much black pepper
>Oil splattering everywhere and burn my hand
>Finally take out my disgusting sloppy oily mess
>Take a bite
>Vomit
Swore off eggs for many years, but now I'm liking them again. Still hate scrambled eggs though

>brussels sprouts for dinner
>tastes so nasty I vomit
>repeatedly forced to eat my own vomit until it stays down
fuck all brassica

>>18834935
holy shit what a nightmare

>>18834602
my dad's cum

>>18836724
No he beat him to assert control over him. He is a certified sociopath. He did much worse than that.

>>18834907
Your mom sounds like a schizo frfr

>>18834602
sliced bologna. fucking disgusting. kraft singles are a close second and form an iconic duo of dogshit with bologna. also hard boiled eggs.

None. I'm heterosexual.

Caviar used to bully me. It routinely called me "a poor" and boxed me in the ear, but one day it and its friends, pirozh and blini jumped me after dinner and threatened to kill my mom and sister. To this day, i shame visibly any time i pass by an eastern European restaurant.

>>18834602
Yogurt and salmon, my mom fell for some stupid shit and was basically trying to force feed me yogurt and salmon whenever possible and made me puke. Now like 24 years later I cannot eat those two foods

>>18836621
>Not because of rape, which they fantasize about

>>18835413
Was it his jizz or something

>>18836716
yes.

>>18835209
Did he catch the trout himself? If so I prolly woulda forced you to eat it too. That or go hungry

>>18835209
almost opposite experience. my stepbrother asked for more bread and butter at dinner because he didn't want what my mom cooked and my step dad took a piece of bread and shoved it into my stepbrothers mouth whole. I often fantasize about violent things involving him.

>>18834602
Based dad

>>18834602
Fritos and fries, both due to throwing up. It took years for me to eat fries again, and I still don’t eat fritos.

>>18835209
It tastes good to non-retards. What you have there is a retard tongue. It is something to be ashamed of.

>>18834602
Cashew juice. They used to sell these as concentrated juice you'd add water on to make the thing. Since it was easy to make, the person who took care of me would always make it for lunch. I drank it so often I got sick of it for around 12 years after.
I mean, at least I can enjoy it now, so it's fine.

>>18836774
fucking retard

Horrible vegetable soup that my mom forced me to eat, I have no idea what she put in it to make it so bad. I said if she makes me eat one more bite I'll puke. She did and I didn't make it to the bathroom and puked all over her Persian runner carpet, then her cat started eating the puke. Serves her right. She was such a bad cook that this wasn't the only meal she cooked that induced vomiting.

>>18834907
>>18834925
>>18834935
I was going to post something but nothing I could ever post would even come close to how insane this is. I sometimes get so nervous that I feel like I am going to throw up, but I have never actually had such a bad attack that I have projectile vomited.

everyone in the thread shitting on everyone for being a picky eater sounds like the same people who would've been our parents.

>>18834602
Zaru soba. Apparently when I was 5 and our family went to eat at some mall, I cried because everything was gray and black so my uncle took me to get spaghetti next door. I never go out of my way to get it, and I always remember this story when I'm forced to eat it.

>>18834602
For me it was my grandmother who I love making pancakes without looking at what was doing under her fake fingernailes. I don't want to see that and I had a guest also.
Florida roaches, they always have nice names for them but they're still roaches.
>>palmettos
hahaha yeah a nice yeah of putting it

>>18834602
>hey anon if you don't like something don't eat it, if they threaten you in school for not finishing your meal, don't worry about it, they can't force you, just say no and leave
It's that easy anons. I was the lucky one who's parent had my back, and I'm doing the same for my kids now.
>picrel, I had a spoon fool as kid and just hated the texture if spinach goop
I like it when it's not overcooked.

>>18834602
Want me to kick your dads ass OP

>>18834611
Anon have a respirator stored around. It's a very foul smell that your brain and body just wanna get away from, but you might be in a situation where you have to work around it.
A cheapo welding one is fine with a few spare p-100s, just get it.
>pic unrelated, this smells good

>>18834602
My mom made some kind of beef and carrot stew that tasted exactly what an old car seat sitting in the sun smells like.

>>18838536
I was traumatized by spinach I was fed in kindergarten, but when I got older and tried real spinach I realized what I was given then was not even remotely close to spinach. It was probably something that was frozen and unfrozen more than once, and was extreemly bitter without any of the other tastes present, and the texture was, as in your pic, just goop, sloppy goop.

Now I love spinach, but back then it was the worst fucking thing.

>>18834626
That is all good shit though

Hot dogs cut up and cooked with beans and brown bread

>>18839360
>canned bread
what the fuck

>>18834602
be my sister
40 years ago, go desert camping with multiple families
have dog and everyone in camp feeds him
dog eats too much food and mostly hot dogs
dog pukes hot dog chunks in sisters hair
not enough water to shower
chunks had to be picked out of hair
water used sparingly to try to clean remaining puke
sister has not eaten hot dogs since
sight and smell of hot dogs makes her stomach turn

>>18839351
What do we do now? I don't like this shit, you do? what now?

>>18835041
I think if you vomited because of congee there is actually something physically wrong with you or your mom did some shady shit like putting drugs in it. it's literally the most bland inoffensive thing imaginable, like saying you vomited because someone fed you oatmeal.

Reposting since this has come up before:
>much more of an autist as a kid
>mom largely ignored or enabled it
>dad doubled down on exposing me to triggers
>for the most part worked or didn't hurt (socialization, cold weather/sunlight, loud sounds, etc.)
>backfired a few times
>be like 6 or 7
>stepmom makes food that night
>hyper-used to fast food from mom working nights
>often prefer standing in the corner to eating stepmom's food
>not terrible cook, I'm just autist
>makes (apparently good) lasagna one night
>despise the mouthfeel (again, autism)
>spit it out
>dad instantly gets furious
>hold himself back so the family can finish eating
>say nothing while I wait
>expect to stand for a long time
>not this time
>dad tells me I can't leave until I finish
>9 hours later
>won't let me go to bed
>they reheat it
>super tired, so try to force down a bite with water
>makes it down throat
>vomit that bit onto plate
>pounding headache
>dad cleans vomit part from plate
>drinking water to keep me awake/less hungry
>dad stops letting me have refills
>a few hours later try again the last water left
>vomit all over plate
>dad gets absolutely pissed and belts me
>still keeps me up for the night
>still have it as the only meal for the weekend
>went the whole weekend without anything but a couple of saltines each meal
>pretty sick for the next few days
>constant headaches
>dad thinks its bullshit to get another meal
>pavlovian response kicks in hard
>can't eat pasta, loose ground beef, or even pizza for years
>slowly gain back the rest
>lasagna still makes me bit nauseous looking at it

And yeah I can eat lasagna now, but it still makes me nauseous despite it having an unoffensive taste.

fish soup

>>18834602
i wouldn't say i'm traumatized but i would definitely say that my mom made a bunch of crap i didn't like when i was a kid, and even today makes a bunch of crap i don't like, i just don't eat it. what is it with women that they can't make food their kids like? the food they make must have x and y ingredient for the sake of needless pedantry. my sisters are like this too. are women autistic?

>>18834602
New fetish unlocked.

>>18834602
spaghetti bolongaise makes me physically sick, always has, always will. individually/in another format, pasta, beef and tomato sauce is fine, but together the smell makes me gag.
mum's beef stroganoff always traumatised because of how shit it was. she had a lot of kids to feed on a not exactly huge budget though so whatever.

I was scared of Airheads cause I thought my head would actually inflate like in the commercials

>>18834602
when I was little I opened a packet of oatmeal, I really liked them (sometimes I ate them dry), and it must have been an old package because there was larvae inside.

Chicken skin

>>18840509
Now I am remembering suppressed memories of eating half of bowl of cereal before realizing it was infested with weevil larvae

>>18834602
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kesäkeitto
having lukewarm water mixed with water and soggy vegetables is so fucking disgusting

>>18840526
>lukewarm water
milk*

>>18834602
The only time I can remember my dad cooking when I was a kid was when he made spaghetti bolognese and added so much white pepper it was the only thing you could taste. No-one except for him could stomach more than a single bite of it
I also thought that I hated garlic and onions for the longest time because when we were teens my sister had to have a metric fuckton of onions in everything she ate, covered it in a nice thick layer of cheap garlic sauce, which combined into an unholy stink that would linger in the house for hours. I get queasy just thinking about it

>>18834602
Black coffee.
I was maybe 7 or 8 and I thought it smelled good, so I asked my friends dad for some.
He said I won't like it, and I insisted. He said it won't taste good but I was sure it would.
So he said that, okay, I can have a cup but if he pours it I have to drink all of it
I agree and he pours me half a large mug of black coffee
I take a sip and its vile and I put it on the table and go to leave
and he tells me I can't leave the table. I haven't drunk my coffee yet.
I had to drink all of it and at the end I was so wretched I just went outside to vomit.
I still panic from the thought of black coffee.

Yellow mustard, when I was 4-5 my grandma slathered it on her hand and shoved her hand down my throat until I vomited while she was screaming at me. I still remember the feeling of her nails scratching the back of my throat...

>>18834602
grey pork steaks, no salt

>>18837721
>victim complex deteriorates into hysteria and a false sense of persecution
1st world problems

>>18840568
why would she do that? that sounds abusive.

>>18839897
It literally has a texture halfway between snot and vomit. Nowhere close to "inoffensive". People have teeth for a reason and I don't understand the obsession in some strains of Chinese cuisine with cooking out any hint of firmness or resistance.

Not to say that all congee is like this, but I've had similar experiences.

>>18834602
nothing, because im not a retarded tastelet. also the logic of "X made me sick once so it's going ot happen again" is literally retarded to be quite honest desu

My mother was very busy, lots of kids and a job, so she would often "bake" potato for us in the microwave. Sometimes it wouldn't cook all the way through but she was so busy that we had to eat it anyway. Raw, warm potato with a leathery skin and the occasional cooked patch. Still don't eat baked potatoes

>>18840677
>>18840677
>why would she do that?
I suppose she deemed it a just punishment for not wanting to take nap.

>>18834602
>eggplant parmasean
>vegetarian lasanga
have no idea how to spell either of those words and spellcheck isnt offering solutions,.. you know what i mean

>get served baked beans and hot dogs for lunch at daycare
>can't eat the beans for some reason, taste isn't even terrible but can't help but gag reflexively as soon as i go to take a bite
>get spanked and sit in a corner for an hour because i won't eat
>only now beginning to be able to eat them without my body violently rejecting them at 22
inb4 this nigga eatin beans

>>18834602
Bologna with peppercorns and a tough skin.

Reading through this thread, I feel so bad for you fags who have parents abusing you in order for you to eat their shitty food

I ate very delicious food all the time. It was all the times I didn't have food.
The times I was forced to have milk deposit hating the taste and how it made me sick, especially when someone forgot and it developed cheese blocks. Also the fun snack packs with cheese and crackers. Only the cheese and sticks one are good, not the crackers. Lunchables were honestly gross but you looked cool eating them. When there was only crunchy peanut butter and no creamy. The one time I accidentally put chocolate milk in my cereal. The time I found a mouse drowned in my bedside water, it was heavy. The time a spider fell into my juice. The time I ate a bit of a mint chocolate chip cookie, and three up pure black all over the bathtub. Girl scout cookies were disgusting.

>>18835041
god that's just sad. also your parents are retarded for forcing a sick person to eat. there's a reason you lose your appetite when you're sick. don't let your parents be the reason why you can't enjoy food though.

Having a nicely cooked plain rice congee, seasoned with some salt and msg, garnished with ginger shred (I personally like my congee with coagulated pigs blood jello and fresh fish pieces), and then you dip the chinese fried donut into it...it's fucking beautiful man. You got the fresh oily fried goodness of the donut and you bathe it in a silky carbohydrates - it's really a culinary experience you can't find elsewhere. To those you are not affected by familial gastro-trauma, I hope you get the chance to try it in HK

>>18839420
it's nice to get a funny, relatively wholesome story after all these ones about extreme abuse

>>18834647
>>18834666
bot posts???

>>18834602
My mom made japchae for me while she and my sister were suffering from stomach flu. I vomited up noodles for the next day and a half. She makes it often, and asks me why I stopped eating it when I used to love it whenever I come over

>>18841219
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/anbWR0BwAlg

>>18839370
It's a special kind of bread from Boston that is traditionally steamed in a recycled can

>>18840509
I opened an apple cinnamon pop tard once and it was covered in tiny larvae

>>18841349
Why would she think that food was okay when sick? I can just imagine the feeling of those noodles coming up.

Seollangtang would have been better. Or this which is what my host family gave me when I was sick. I just assumed you are korean, anyway this soup was very comforting.

I guess i was a slow eater when i was a kid so one time my mom shoved a huge spoonful of mashed potatoes in my mouth and i threw up everywhere. Still can't really eat them. I'm really missing out.

My parents saw somewhere on TV rice mixed with grapefruit. It was the most disgusting thing I ever ate and I wasnt allowed to leave the table until I was finished. Child abuse.
Also any time school made Grenadier Marsch or any other sort of communist slavic disgustoid shit.

>>18834602
ravioli filled with cheese
it was the most vile texture and flavor overload I experienced as a child and to this day I have never eaten ravioli again
it lives on through my strong hatred of filled donuts

>>18834602
Fucking balogna, my dad made me a balogna sandwhich for lunch in 1st grade thats was like a gallon of mayo and about 11 peices of balogna on thin white bread. I pulled it out of my lunch box and took a bite, threw up immediately, and cried for the rest of the day. Ill never forget the slimy bread the fucking layera of balogna. Thinking about it makes me gag

>>18840129
My wife is Japanese and she doesn't make our kids eat food they don't like. But if they have never even tried it, they hve to. So far my kids likd everything they just don't feel like eating something sometimes which is fine if they tell us before, otherwise they can make something similar that they want themselves.(if they don't feel like shrimp tonight but they didn't tell us while we were preparing it, they can make their own eggs, meat, fish whatever protein to replace it but we won't do it for them)

This might happen three times a year, basically nevermind. It's not women, it's just dumbfuck fat white women that are the problem.

>>18834602
Went to Mexico as a kid, got a chicken sandwich at Jack In The Box. The mayonnaise on the sandwich was clumpy and had a yellow transparent liquid running off of it. Ate it anyways, was sick for prob a day. To this day I don't like mayonnaise (or Mexico, but that's just because i'm racist.)

>>18840129
You're autistic. Normal people like it.

>>18835065
She prob gave unspeakably good head during her days. Just sucked sperm juices straight out of the prostate. Your grandpa is a lucky man.

>>18841770
>married Asian woman
>had Elliot Roger hapa babies
>blames white women for things out of nowhere

>>18841801
My grandma is no whore.

>>18834602
Blue cheese
When I was a kid I was in some grocery store with my mom when they were offering samples. For some reason I decided to try it and almost threw up in the store

>>18841821
Nothing wrong with your woman being a whore in the sheets and modest in the streets.

Think just milk comes to mind. I was always lactose intolerant as a child but it wasn't clinically a thing, my family just assumed I had stomach issues. My dad always forced me to drink milk at dinner not realizing every time I did, I felt like shit after. My younger sister developed it and it all made sense. Still had to drink a glass of milk with dinner tho..

>>18836716
>Preferences
>Food that TRAUMATIZED you

I had to live with an old as fuck couple for a while when I was very young as my dad was off doing some other shit, I don't really know. They only fed me plain unsalted lima beans and oatmeal for weeks, every single day. I'm 34 now and I can't touch either to this day.

I hated peas and broccoli for a long time because my parents would boil the fuck out of them

My grandma was one of those people who made you sit at the table for hours until you finished all your food. For some bizarre reason, she went through a phase where she would serve me a glass of tomato juice with my lunch. I was so scared of not finishing my food, I'd just chug it and gag a bit, but I always seemed to manage. That shit sucked as a kid. I wonder if I'd enjoy a bloody Mary. Haven't really tried tomato juice since.

>>18834791
Worst fucking thing served in polish schools back in the days. Fruit soups with nodles like wtf

>>18834602
>parents obsessed with “healthy” food and eating lots of vegetables
>sister and I have to finish a glass of V8 juice every night at dinner
>one night it tastes really awful
>finish dinner, parents make us sit at the table until we finish the juice
>tell them it’s really bad and they ignore us
>not drinking that shit
>4 hrs later parents come in being sassy and calling us babies
>mom takes a sip to prove it’s fine
>face turns green and she doesn’t make it to the sink to spit it out
>check package, expired 2 years prior
>visible mold inside one of the other cans

Also one time when I was around 6 or 7 I was locked out of the house with a tomato and not allowed to come back in until I finished it. It was one of those big mealy ones way out of season, absolutely disgusting. After that I didn’t eat tomatoes for years but now I love them and grow fresh ones in my garden.

It wasn’t all bad, I did grow up with some healthy habits (like I enjoy whole wheat more than white grain products). But they clearly really didn’t want us to be fat. Jokes on them because we were both fat until each of us moved out and immediately began losing weight.

Not traumatised, but I hated porridge for a long time because of how my mother prepared it
>add oats and water to saucepan (no milk)
>boil the shit out of it until it forms a self-standing gelatinous blob
>spoon some of the 'porridge' into bowl, leaving some space around the edge
>pour a moat of milk around the porridge
>top with dark brown demerara sugar
It was only when I got to uni that I realised I could make smooth, creamy porridge with golden syrup or honey

>>18834602
Strawberries. I still vividly remember the evening when they tried to force them down my throat, and even slapped me for refusing. If you asked my parents, of course, they don't remember anything like that ever happening.

Funny thing is, I love everything strawberry flavored, just can't make myself eat the actual fruit because of that episode.

My dad used to cook beef barley soup semi regularly.
Fucking hated it. I always called it "Beef barley".

>>18834602
Traumatized me, no. There were foods I didn't like such as bologna but traumatized as in emotionally disturbed, no.
Choose your words OP cunt.

>>18834602
OK OK, here's one but not trauma level, tripe.
It never looks good and it something that neither dogs or cats would go for, it's just nasty looking.

Here's a funny true story, I was like 5 or 6 years old and wanted to go swimming so my babbysitter at the time wanted me to eat a bolgnia / baloney sandwich knowing that I hated that. So when she went out to fill up the pool I promptly put it into the garbage can. I even covered it up like a six year old might and she found it, the fucking cunt.
I didn't go swimming that day. Seriously what a cunt. It's bizzaro to think of what her kids are these days.

My mom's tuna pea casserole

>>18843404
condolences, we've all been through that

>>18834935
Lmao they were right though. Maybe you should have listened to them DIPSHIT

>once or twice a week mom makes broccoli
>every time says my taste buds are changing so I will like them this time
>nope, still disgusting
>tries making them in a variety of ways
>nope still disgusting
>keeps making broccoli dishes throughout my childhood because SHE likes them
>keeps asking me to try them
>nope, still disgusting, can tell by the smell
>refuse to eat them
>start screaming at her when she puts some on my plate, stupid bitch can't take a hint
>she eventually gets it and stops putting them on my plate
>still can't eat broccoli to this day
I wish I could enjoy it because its healthy and I see other people enjoying it now, but I can't because that overbearing cunt ruined them.
I've been an anti-fascist ever since

>>18837525
you would not have succeeded I would NOT have eaten it, and you'd find yourself facing CPS. As a kid I could out stubborn ANY parent.

>>18837559
incorrect I have a highly refined palette and can taste things you cannot, things you eat are shit and taste like shit. you just don't know it and happily eat shit.

>>18843573
>call 911
>"My parents are trying to make me eat food I HATE! Please arrest them!"
Do you think cops don't deal with retarded children that think they're clever on a regular basis?

>>18843404
I loved that shiz.

>>18835209
Jesus I can understand not liking a certain fish but ALL fish is ridiculous. So many fucking manchildren itt crying about normal fucking food like someone is trying to feed them raw wasabi.

Couple of retarded fucking niggers ITT ngl

>>18843575
>highly refined pallet
>writes off fish of all kinds because he had bad trout shoved up his ass by his tranny dad
sure buddy

>>18841647
Lmao pasta and cheese, that's like kids two favorite things. You need therapy.

>>18843498
you mum should have just aborted you

Plantains. What I thought was a banana was a hard, nasty version that needs to be cooked, and I fucking hated the smell of it. Canned salmon turned me off the real deal until I realized it may have been that particular brand of salmon and actual fresh salmon was delicious.

>>18843498
She was doing the right thing.

>>18843498
Broccoli is the most inoffensive vegetable in existence. It even has a fun tree like shape and unique texture. My kid was the pickiest fucking eater ever but she would chow down on brocc every day. I'll never understand how people can get so autistic about it.

>>18834602
Zucchini squash. I still have PTSD from being forced to eat that shit.

>>18844238
Corn is actually most inoffensive vegetable.

Probably anything my great grandma cooked.
>burnt everything
>didn't use seasoning
>didn't think canned food expired
How she lived to be almost 90 I'll never know.

>>18844238
I think most broccoli hate comes from people not cooking them right like boiling it into mush.

>>18836669
*malicious

>>18834925
>>18834935
If they had mental defects it sounds like you inherited them. You were unusually irritable and incapable of basic self control. Eating food more slowly is a very simple instruction. I'm so glad my children aren't as dumb as you.

>>18840831
This man of African decent is consuming legumes.

>>18842430
People prefer to not eat foods that traumatized them

>>18834602

Mustard and mayonnaise sandwiches

>parents did not have a lot of money
>hired the cheapest sitter they could find, a senile old lady from the church
>every day for a week for two meals a day
>the old lady wouldn't even toast the bread

The crazy part is that my sister and I told our parents, begged them to do something about the food... nothing changed